/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1956 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

NEAPOLITAN KIDS MAD AT POLICE OFFICERS YELLING AT THEM TO STOP PLAYING SOCCER DURING A FUCKING PANDEMIC

i.imgur.com/b5NjhEC.mp4

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Can someone do a Coronapunk edit for Italy? I've been posting all these videos on imgur

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THE WORLD IS FUCKING DYING

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238163372534910977

WTF

Can someone sent me a may may pic of a boomer printing cash?Thanks

Scale of 1-10 how fucked is Shetland?

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WHAT DO THE COLORS MEAN
DARK RED COUNTRIES DONT HAVE THAT MANY CASES TO BE THAT DARK

/cvg/ is the only reason why I'm on Yas Forums. Been with you bastards for a month, it's been an honor shitposting with all of you. I'm now full prepared for the end.

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happening

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Reminder that the comfiness will be gone soon.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This is making the rounds in my social group

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I love (You), user!
We finally got our happening.

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Has survival chance changed? My country just did a quarantine for no confirmed casers

This is a good thing. It needed to.

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I had a planned a trip to the Netherlands in April. I don't want to have to cancel my flights...

So what vidya are you guys gonna play to pass the time while you bunker down and wait out the corona virus? I'm thinking of starting another run of FE7 personally.

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Hundreds of hungry monkeys swarm across Thai street as 'rival gangs' fight over food after tourists who normally feed them stay away because of coronavirus

VIDEO

twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1238012197537755136

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Just give in to Corona-chan user, the sweet release of death will make everything better.

It is obvious now, that only country in the world which can handle this situation is P.R.C. Who would have thought that the Chinese century will begin like this.

What are the official symptoms of this thing? It's either mild cold or brain-melting lung dissolver.

Bullshit

>Italy +189 dead
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If you're prepared, that's the best thing you really can do at this point. Enjoy the show desu

This was funny at first. Not anymore, guys.

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Honestly the schizo-panic was kind of exhilarating, just feels like it's... passing.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2v2CNGiK7sQ

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Anglo bro's you have no idea how fucking comfy a nationwide lockdown is when you're prepped

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Somebody pls do a hazmat edit I need to protect her

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gonna die soon

Good, it needs to die

What is hapooning in China? Did they contain it?

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>got the most important job interview of my life a few hours ago
>have to travel 90 minutes by TRAIN to get there and another 90 minutes back
>confirmed cases in the city
FUCK bros why couldn't The Happening wait just another 2 weeks

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I would be mad too if my taxes were spent on police officers who play soccer while on duty

Any preppers have any gardening seeds they recommend?

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a new world begins before 2021, because the Mother of the Demoness wills it!

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nigger what the fuck is even going on

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The first of many chimp outs to come.

So the respirators, face masks in my country are all out due tourist chinks have bought all of them.

10, that is 100% of their population including the sheep

do you guys believe China's new infection numbers?

Who else having a lot of fun here with their Yas Forumsbros. These generals are the most fun I have had here in ages. I know this might be the end of the world as we know it but I'm still having a good time with you guys

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3Ou5U9064

SOON

>meanwhile, our president...

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>20+ cases in my area.

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The Fall of Babylon the Great
18 After these things I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the earth was illuminated with his glory. 2 And he cried [a]mightily with a loud voice, saying, “Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and has become a dwelling place of demons, a prison for every foul spirit, and a cage for every unclean and hated bird! 3 For all the nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth have become rich through the [b]abundance of her luxury.”

4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, “Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5 For her sins [c]have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6 Render to her just as she rendered [d]to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7 In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, ‘I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.’ 8 Therefore her plagues will come in one day—death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who [f]judges her.

What the FUCK is a social group? Why are you in it????

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
>pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

3blue1brown on exponential growth
>youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

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UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY HIM ON THE RIGHT A FEW DAYS AGO

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WEAKEST
PANDEMIC
IN
HISTORY

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Bob is up to a surprise when flying AIDS come make a visit

>Coronavirus outbreak: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and wife in self-isolation over COVID-19 concern
youtu.be/Cwl6wIADhS8

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Corona-chan is a blessing to give us more Bannerlord time.

>schools, nurserys and universities still open
>No travel restrictions
>Large gatherings still allowed

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My dad going full boomer.

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When this blows over can we have trials and investigations into who is responsible for negligence?

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Nah they're lying

Oh, goodie. My exgf lives in NYC. Lol

UH OH, INKY!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=8XEDC60bwj4

Still a whole bunch of normies left to wake up. Chimpouts haven't even started. We're not at or past peak yet

yes we contain
thank to great president xi and resilient china ppl
xie xie

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Does anyone here think there is a possibility that they have it? On and off diarrhea the past few days alongside a tickle (for the lack of a better word) in the back of my throat since yesterday. Otherwise no coofs, fever, lethargy, headaches etc. Looking to hear what everyone else is experiencing

First confirmed death in Norway!!!!

dagbladet.no/studio/siste-nytt-om-coronaviruset/606?post=29029

SEE QUARENTINES WILL FAIL IN THE WEST THANKS TO THAT

Remember when we had about 15 cases about a week ago? Yeah.

that's a lot of money

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ROLLING FOR SATAN GET, THE BRAZILIAN DELICIA WILL END THE WORLD

well i know i'm late to the party but the stores are still fully stocked here

happening shopping list so far:
bread flour
rice
noodles
canned meat
canned pate
crackers
water
drugs
soup
bread yeast
beans
canned vegetables
spaghetti sauce/tomato paste
salt
assorted spices
condiments

what am i missing?

virus can live in the air for 3 hours
on cardboard for 24 hours
on plastic/steel for 2 to 3 days

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FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
>FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
>FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
>FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
>FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
>FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY

fuck yeah mourão is finally going to be president

Bump

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

I haven't been seeing any graphs past few days. Can you post some?

The World Mourns Babylon’s Fall
9 “The kings of the earth who committed fornication and lived luxuriously with her will weep and lament for her, when they see the smoke of her burning, 10 standing at a distance for fear of her torment, saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! For in one hour your judgment has come.’

11 “And the merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her, for no one buys their merchandise anymore: 12 merchandise of gold and silver, precious stones and pearls, fine linen and purple, silk and scarlet, every kind of citron wood, every kind of object of ivory, every kind of object of most precious wood, bronze, iron, and marble; 13 and cinnamon and incense, fragrant oil and frankincense, wine and oil, fine flour and wheat, cattle and sheep, horses and chariots, and bodies and souls of men. 14 The fruit that your soul longed for has gone from you, and all the things which are rich and splendid have [g]gone from you, and you shall find them no more at all. 15 The merchants of these things, who became rich by her, will stand at a distance for fear of her torment, weeping and wailing, 16 and saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city that was clothed in fine linen, purple, and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls! 17 For in one hour such great riches [h]came to nothing.’ Every shipmaster, all who travel by ship, sailors, and as many as trade on the sea, stood at a distance 18 and cried out when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, ‘What is like this great city?’

19 “They threw dust on their heads and cried out, weeping and wailing, and saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city, in which all who had ships on the sea became rich by her wealth! For in one hour she [i]is made desolate.’

20 “Rejoice over her, O heaven, and you [j]holy apostles and prophets, for God has avenged you on her!”

>09:47: 12 new cases in Luxembourg.
That does not sound a lot, but it's an increase of infections by 170% in a single day, we're so fucked.

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It started with a dry cough and a very sore throat. Then it evolved into a fever and flu-like symptoms all week. I thought I was recovered. Now I can barely breathe. It seems biphasic is real. Pneumonia incoming.

They are pumping enough so they can dump it all.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breathes in* aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

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Yeah, we know that phenomenon. A horrible sight to behold.

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Well, she doesn't sound like a comic book super-villain now does she? Did the central government disappear her? Because regular people would if they haven't already.

This coronavirus infection is making me awfully sleepy.
Don't wake me up until I'm dead.

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Social group is a broad term to people I am or was social with germbro, kind of synonymous with peers or people you are at the same level with.

I'm from Orkney and I'll say this much, they have so much off island traffic that its only going to get worse for them even if they isolate everything now.

I dread it getting here, everyone uses the same shops and shit constantly on plus side it'll kill all the boomers hogging 4 bed houses.

you got anymore of that webm?

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gib sauce

REMINDER THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY/STATE RELIES ON IMPORTS FOR FOOD YOU ARE FUCKED.

It's been fun shitposting these past few months bro

Wasn't it a trillion half an hour ago?

It's better. When the US Collapses, the Mara Gangs will repopulate it

No, but society might. And that’s a good thing

God I hate the Fed reserve.

play fe6 hard mode with translation.
dont spoil yourself.

Tourist here. Do you guys know the actual origin of the virus though or is the bat soup thing legit?

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I love the infected per million people statistic, most western countries overtaking china in leaps and bounds

>trusting China

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>every major sports league is postponed indefinitely
>March madness will have zero fans in attendance
>My work wont point people for missing days until the end of April
>5 local schools are now all closed indefinitely
>Local stores like Walmart and Target are cleaned out
But guys I thought this was one giant nothing burger?!?!

Your waifu body pillow, now joke. Need someone to cuddle with in the end

BREAKING: BRASILIAN PRESIDENT INFECTED
Ojo: Bolsonaro confirmado con Covid. Primer presidente latinoamericano infectado.
twitter.com/vhmichel/status/1238159424180674561

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That’s a hard no Satan

what is the best method of finding if someone has the virus?

+18 CASES IN GREECE, 117 TOTAL

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INFLATION TRAIN, HERE WE COME! NEXT STOP: WEIMAR REPUBLIC

>CZECHIA DEPLOYS 2000 SOLDIERS TO IT'S BORDERS, CLOSES DOWN ALL SCHOOLS FOR A MONTH, PLANS TO DEPLOY TANKS AND HEAVY ARTILLERY TO THE GERMAN BORDER

>SLOVAKIA SEALS ITSELF, ONLY SLOVAKIANS CAN ENTER THE COUNTRY, SLOVAKIA PREPARES TO DEPORT ALL FOREIGNERS

ITS HAPPENING AT LAST!

Just change your diet lard, you dont have the wuflu

fake and gay, globo lixo will be the first to report this if it ever becomes true

You're welcome

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NOOOOOOOO NOOOOT OUR FOOTBALRIIIIINOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

>mfw I got it

>We're not at or past peak yet
youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

Are they going to collect his wisdom into a book?

Vitamins and water purifier, equipment to bug out

buy the dip

imagine if corona had the mortality rate of ebola
we would literally be in anarchy now

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Spain is kill

well in Belgium we are going in quarantine monday for 2 weeks and i'm in a realy shitty school so no online classes I plan to start a tryhard modpack in Minecraft, And renew my WoW subscription, maybe some league if they add one for all, and if i'm realy bored will do some ksp with 100 mods

Oh, please no, are you going to the hospital?

how many in /cvg/ has corona?

WE GOT TRUMP, I REPEAT, WE CONTAMINATED DONALD TRUMP

HEUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHU

Say goodbye to chorizoniggers, bratwurstniggers and pastaniggers. I think that Germany might actually be hit the hardest, due to extreme mental retardation. Our 'experts' keep deliberating about the necessary measures that need to be taken, while the virus keeps spreading everywhere. Even small towns aren't safe anymore. Just heard from someone that their totally awesome trip to Austria will still happen. You can't help these people.

press S for Bolsonaro
the first world leader to be sacrificed

Trump and Pence for sure have it

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if get coronavirus is a nothingburger

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how many bill mitchels still?
1 week?
2 weeks?

Here's your (You), Vladimir. It's only starting. Many European countries are 2-3 weeks behind Italy. It will get much, much, MUCH worse before it gets better. IF it gets better. The US is... I'm not even sure. I doubt that they even care, they're so disorganized it's unbelievable. I think they cannot manage an internal conflict like this. An invisible enemy. Only external ones, where there's stuff to bomb and countries to sanction. Poor burgers... Have they even tested 5000 people in total?

had a nightmare where most of the population died out from coronavirus

digits if it was all just a dream

pls be real. wasn't he just talking about how it's all just media hysteria like 2 days ago lmao

thread theme:
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This is the plague that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started spreading it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue spreading it forever just because

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It's not really, people are just acting like idiots. One look at media tells me all I need to know

LADS
twitter.com/PMBreakingNews/status/1238165221824487425

This

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RIP

You would have been fired anyways.

Another leader down. This virus has been a blessing from above.

If your wife/gf gets it will you take care of her or bug out?

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how do you feel?

>PLANS TO DEPLOY TANKS AND HEAVY ARTILLERY TO THE GERMAN BORDER
b-bros it was just a joke, it's n-not happening bros, right BROS? RIGHT BROS?????????

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you guys also banned all events with >30 people right?
meanwhile in Germany: uuuuh I guess we advise to cancel events with more than 1000 people but each state can decide on its own lol

Is he based or something?

ohnonono

It's just a flu. Relax

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Finality of Babylon’s Fall
21 Then a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone and threw it into the sea, saying, “Thus with violence the great city Babylon shall be thrown down, and shall not be found anymore. 22 The sound of harpists, musicians, flutists, and trumpeters shall not be heard in you anymore. No craftsman of any craft shall be found in you anymore, and the sound of a millstone shall not be heard in you anymore. 23 The light of a lamp shall not shine in you anymore, and the voice of bridegroom and bride shall not be heard in you anymore. For your merchants were the great men of the earth, for by your sorcery all the nations were deceived. 24 And in her was found the blood of prophets and saints, and of all who were slain on the earth.”

Tum-tum-tum... Another one bites the dust!

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FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Blessed be Corona-chan

yeah the test results only come out on friday but desu he probably has it

You still have some fight in you user, God bless

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

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The Fuhrer could have prevented this.

If Japanese would have been the ruling master race of the east, Japan would've banned wet markets in China and this shit would've never happened.

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I almost hate to admit that I hope you're right, the feel just isn't in me as of today.

im a pretty avid outdoorsman and have bug out stuff as well as being a radio ham

thanks for the suggestion of vitamins

oh noooo

TRUMP IS NOW A SUPERWEAPON THAT CAN KILL ANY POLTICIAN WITH A SINGLE HANDSHAKE

i feel a fever coming on and my dad has a cough, is it too late to stockpile shit?

LMAO

>biphasic
I've been eating one meal a day alongside keto. i haven't had issues in the past but perhaps something I ate had expired

Ain't that a kick in the head?

Won't work. This isn't a temporary hiccup. Old, senile and stubborn boomers don't get it. Their ponzi scheme is at an end.

So pretty much guaranteed Trump has it right?

They should do this as well, he has a point

Eco panic now!

thank you user, you're a good man.

source pls

twitter.com/Nexofin/status/1238148029477257216?s=19

BOLSARNO CONFIRMED

TRUMP NEXT
>TRUMP NEXT
TRUMP NEXT
>TRUMP NEXT
TRUMP NEXT
>TRUMP NEXT
TRUMP NEXT
>TRUMP NEXT

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Witnessed

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Fuck that's my favorite webm, thank you user!

Hell yeah brother

IT STARTS WITH ONE THING

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based

FIRST DEATH IN NORWAY
+103 TODAY
1 DEAD
734 TOTAL

5k deaths tonight

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It has become a big mac.

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Revelation 18

> LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD RIGHT FUCKING NOOW

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kek
> Jair Messias Bolsonaro

> 21 March 1955 (age 64)

He was likely already tested, multiple times at that, but the government can't show a sign of weakness. It would further accelerate the inevitable. Remember that they're still trying to salvage this sinking ship.

No schools

How do you see things as of lately?

anyone got a full list of all the medically confirmed symptoms?
I need red pill material

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I was just shitposting I didn’t actually want a happening

>it makes men infertile
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1

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yeah, and hes not a fucking retard like bolsonaro

hes a general from the military, very smart man

>NOOOOO YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO REACT WHEN IT'S TOO LATE YOU B*GOTS

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>Have no confirmed asthma
>Run to catch a bus this morning
>Get in, sit down, short of breath
>Gradually feel like I can't breathe, neither through my nose nor my mouth
>Begin grasping for air
>Feel my vision starting to fade
>At the edge of hyperventilating
>Somehow manage not to pass out, force myself to slow down my breathing
>Feel like my lungs just took the day off the rest of the trip
Ok, nothing too serious here, just outta shape right?

>Massive diarrhea at work
Just ate something bad right?

>Get off work
>Just casual walk to bus stop
>Chest feels tights, dont think much of it
>Get home
>Start getting musclepain in my arms and then some time after legs
Musta just sat in a weird way at work right?

>Had a weird feeling on and off in my throat for a few days now
Eh, probably just dry air.

Should I start worrying soon? At what point should I call em to come and test me, when I get a fever or a terrible cough? Cuz still nothing on those fronts.

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I don't believe a single goddamn thing those chink bastards have said about the virus. If they could have they would have kept all info about the virus swept under the rug, but it got too big for them to handle so they had to admit it, at least partially. Even now they're still blaming everyone else for their problems and claiming they have it solved and that they dindu nuffin, chinks are the niggers of asians.

IF THIS IS A REAL HAPPENING WHERE ARE ALL THE HAPPENING VIDEOS BESIDES THE ONES MADE BY NEWS OUTLETS? I WANT JOE NOBODY MAKING VIDS, I WANT PROOF FROM THE PEOPLE NOT THE JEWS AND POLITICOS AND PEDOS

THIS FEELS LIKE A FALSE FLAG

Vitamin c and zinc are the go to, but dont limit yourself, try and get a diverse selection

Boomers make the printer do 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'

Best case Uncle Nallic noticed how bad is this shit and put us under quarantine. But I an pretty sure we have cases already, not confirmed though.

Starts with a head cold, then you feel like you're getting better, then coughing and fever, then possible pneumonia like symptoms and shortness of breath.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

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Quads and its the end of the world

What is the answer to the Chinese question?

NIKO NIKO NI!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=NmdjWTD_mow&feature=youtu.be&t=47

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do you feel
the death
breathing down
your neck

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That's a sign to take a break. Just understand things are moving along and still will be when you come back. Your constant monitoring isn't required. If you don't handle your own shit, you'll be worse off, anyway

fucking checked

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I want this to end

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I like how he said 80+ y/o's, when it's 60+. Doesn't want to be in the kill range. How cute. How futile. Hope he gets COOF'd on.

>Taking public transport
Based and Marypilled.

Anyone else banking on Corona-Chan being the way we get isekai'd?

>Not a peep from Africa
Hmm, why is that Yas Forums?

both, will fuck her with a mask on

FIRST DEATH FROM COVID-19 IN GEORGIA

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Russia is so fucking corrupt that i legit scare. We are CCP and Iran tier when it comes to infowars.

So now the other Congo also has it

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>yfw Trump looked like he was struggling not to coof during his address yesterday and sounded out of breath, now it's confirmed he was in close contact with a confirmed case

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Fucking commies may have infected the King. Civil war incoming.

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>possibly imagining slight chest tightness
>no cough, fever, or other symptoms

Am I just worrying myself into nonexistent symptoms?

NUKE CHINA They deserve it

Head hurts. Maybe I should stop posting.

Holy crap i thought the whole UK plan is to let us all catch it for herd immunity as we cant block African and Asian immigrants forever was a Yas Forums joke about jewish tactics

But its fucking real

I didn't prepare for a pandemic of a real dangerous pathogen, let alone for economic collapse and a FUCKING power vacuum and the following potential chimpout of the century.

What the fuck am I going to do?

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enjoy your removal boomers
youtube.com/watch?v=PyXUC_gVbnY

Ah, okay. Looking forward to my return to schizopanic.

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PLEASE PLEASE CALL OUR EMERGENCY NUMBERS, DONT GO TO AN HOSPITAL

Baker Creek

To the past and future OP's, you're doing gods work here

Nanking

Imma need you to source me friend

>ITS NOT A BIG DEAL
>HUMANITY WILL SURVIVE ITS JUST A FLU
>SO WHAT IF IT KILLS OFF ALL BUT 3000 PEOPLE HUMANITY WILL SURVIVE SO BUY STONKS
>IF ONE PERSON SURVIVES SO DOES THE MARKET
I love how Doom and Gloom this boomer is getting without realizing it.

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I don't understand how people can get off with this. It's so fucking tasteless. It's like she bought a cheap dress and she's also fat.

Self quarantines are a meme that nobody respects.
>just stay at home for 14 days, bro
>implying normies have stocked up on food
>implying that they can resist isolation and a lack of social contact

die probably

:(

Thank you Philippines. Be safe.

Stop panicking you cucks. Aaaaaaatgh

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you need more INSHALLAH!

So after all of this shit, if it's not just that deadly, what are we looking forward to? I'm probably dying because I'm already halfway there without the virus kicking my shit, but what's next for other people?

>that 20 year old happener

In Britain hospitals are cancelling all non-essential surgery that involve ITU as part of the pathway, to free up those intensive care beds entirely for what we have now been told is a definite spike in geriatric cases of corona due to start presenting over the next three weeks.

No plans as of yet to shut anything down like Italy and now Eire, but they are countries where old people smoke like chimneys fucking up their triage position. Obviously the occasional dipstick is buying too much toilet paper, which we are now convinced professionally has nothing at all to do with the pandemic, they are just psychopaths getting off on the idea of people having to use kitchen roll to wipe their bums instead. Other than that, the country is remembering to wash its hands for the first time in its adult life, so everything should be fine. Oh and the government has just underwritten sick pay for private businesses during the outbreak, which was clever of them in the long run for the economy.

Only London hospitals are implemeting reduced meetings for staff, but on the other hand they do get to test out the NHS instant messenger service properly for the first time. Also, London hospitals are always shit anyway, too many patients.

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Only to retards with poor reading comprehension.

I don't
Not yet. Not until she's finished her work.

Digits confirms Norway is going down

Like my dad uset to hit me and mom. That is to say, absolutely.

Gov. Cuomo bans public gatherings of more than 500 people due to coronavirus

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Congratulations. Happy birthday!

Pic related would be nice.

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Fuck off chile we could end your nation in a push of a button watch your words filthy pig

It's a depopulation bomb. It's not enough to wipe out hundreds of millions of people, those numbers can replaced in a few years. You have to make 90% of the planet infertile to make sure the numbers can't be replaced.

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I don't understand why anyone cares about African countries
like fucking Uganda is gonna run tests
half their population could be dead right now

And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger, I heard you say

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He sounds like memecoiners when they were trying to cope with -25% losses.

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this is fake and an excuse to start the NWO. Also no one cares about the burning dumpster fire that is Africa

damn i kinda liked him

yep, and this is literally just the beginning
there have been a lot of people just travelling through the natural borders, so by deploying tanks and artillery along the roads, this is supposed to free up manpower around German checkpoints to go patrol the other areas

look ma, we live in a horror movie!

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fuck isekai shit

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It's kind of exhilarating seeing a happening play out in real time like this, most happenings are kind of one and done stuff and are usually over pretty quickly. Stuff like Brexit and the 2016 election night are great, but they are unexpected and kind of hard to look forward to. This on the other hand we are able to appreciate for months.

Yeah I'd hit, with a god damn plague doctor walking stick you dirty roastie

>NY no longer releasing testing numbers or confirmed cases. Cuomo says percentage of hospitalization rate is more important.

SAID DURING CURRENT LIVE STREAM
pscp.tv/w/1djxXQwgllRKZ

>NY no longer releasing testing numbers or confirmed cases. Cuomo says percentage of hospitalization rate is more important.

SAID DURING CURRENT LIVE STREAM
pscp.tv/w/1djxXQwgllRKZ

>NY no longer releasing testing numbers or confirmed cases. Cuomo says percentage of hospitalization rate is more important.

SAID DURING CURRENT LIVE STREAM
pscp.tv/w/1djxXQwgllRKZ

>NY no longer releasing testing numbers or confirmed cases. Cuomo says percentage of hospitalization rate is more important.

SAID DURING CURRENT LIVE STREAM
pscp.tv/w/1djxXQwgllRKZ

His cope is moving to bizarre new levels.

Digits and Trump has it

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youtube.com/watch?v=yY3atBm8bR0

It's where you want to be if you want to survive in the long run. Not kidding.

this, it's dumb and gay

muh dick

>tfw interacted with tourists yesterday
shortly, very shortly so i hope it's nothing

Goodbye Fin. I'd say it was nice knowing you... but eh, well goodbye either way.

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Anything to silence the BBC posters.

Bibi just compared it to the Spanish Flu, saying the entire world need to work together to fight it.

Yep

>horo.jpg
kek

Yeah you're probably dead already user. Seek medical help as soon as possible, since you probably did the spreading part first.

Not much I can do, literally started work a day after the first corona case in my area (at which point, the total count was still at 12, which included some kid and his classmates or some shit)
Dont have a car, too far to cycle to.
Feels bad man, real bad time to stop being a NEET.

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Got an oximeter?

i legit hope he dies

emt user here
Heads up to austrians who didn't prep yet
word came down from up high, they HEAVILY CONSIDER a FULL LOCKDOWN next week!
It's still in the talks according to my fren in the gesundheitsministerium so I'll keep you guys updated the second I hear more but
>BE PREPARED
>GET YOUR THINGS IN ORDER
>HAVE YOUR STOCKS READY

repost so people see it
Rundown of austria in the background so far
>our PPE training is on wednesday
>last week my team and I were called in for an emergency meeting
>asked if we would work under quaratine too
>Health officials currently debating when (not if) they put austria under lockdown
>I think they want to wait for at least a part of us to be trained with PPE (Mo/Tue) before doing it

>proof of not larping
trip related, posted uniform and stuff before

MY COUNTRY IS A SHITHOLE AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE AFTER THE VIRUS LMAOOOOOOOO

Question to Slovakia:
Does 14 days of quarantine for foreigners apply to those who are there already?

Food

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OH FUG

I'm so ready to see Mexico implode in a couple of weeks, mexicans are shit when it comes to hygiene, they never follow basic rules. I've always complained about it since years ago.

People are calm because we only have 10 confirmed cases. We probably only had 10 test kits.

>Shit is going to go south pretty fast.
>People can't even prep because half of country is fucking broke
>People will just fight over food
>Mexicans are so numb and sheep minded that they will keep going to work, concerts, soccer matches even if there are people falling on the streets (Because there is always people dying on the streets covid19 or not).
>I will just prep popcorn to watch it all burn slowly.

ONE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

Source: the lancet

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let's be honest, that's Yas Forumss least problem, kek

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>infects animals
>has a land border
this wont save them

We need them for farm equipment.

I haven't seen or heard anything about that, sounds like bullshit really.

kek basically this

What have you all prepped since last month?
frens, what have you stocked up so far?

My setup:
>N95 respirators w/ dust filters (around 50+)
>PPE safety goggles
>work safety boots
>nitrile gloves
>cans of beans and rice
>instant noodle packages
>canned meats (spam)
>frozen fish
>frozen fruits
>toilet paper
>bottled water
>water filter
>first aid kit
>alcohol (isopropyl)
>flashlight
>pocket knife
>bunch of smartphones
>hand sanitizer
>disinfectant wipes
>cold medicine, Tylenol, iodine tablets
>walkie talkie
>extra batteries
>rope
>duct tape
>kettle
>portable charger
>binoculars
>toolbox
>camping gear
>tents
>lighter
>matches
>portable gas stove
>extra gas canisters
>propane
>ruger p95 + ammo from cousins
>vitamin c pills
>solar charger

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We shall continue in smoke signals fren.

No. Billions must die. I am sorry.

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The beginnings of hyperinflation.

Thanks for this.

Guys. I have this dry cough I've had for weeks now. My head feels all funny and I can't seem to muster the energy to drag myself out of a chair.
Do I have Corona-chan?
Or should i just stop smoking insane amounts of weed?

Also to note this is after being tested positive so it misses whatever the previous stage of the virus is.

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GET THE VIRUS AND SPREAD IT TO THE FAVELA NIGGERS.
ACCELERATE EVERYTHING
BURN IT ALL SO WE CAN START ANEW

How long for you from start of the sore throat/cough until the fever hit?

SOURCE FAGGOT

WELL, CHILDREN ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD YOU INGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT. LIKE I FUCKING HIT YOU FOR NOTHING, YOU LITTLE NIGGER. YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE NOW.

Not until I am purple and chocking to death. You go into Argie hospitals with COVID and you come out in a coffin with AIDS

With my luck I'll be sent to some grimdark shit at lvl 1. While being secondary character.

Bolsonaro hasn't tested positive for anything, can one of you give a source beyond tweets that claim that he has it?

COUGH COUGH! WESTERN EDITION

DEATH - RECOVER
ITALY : 827 - 1045
FRANCE : 48 - 12
SPAIN : 55 - 183
GERMANY : 3 - 25
US : 38 - 8
NORWAY : 0 - 1
SWITZERLAND : 4 - 4
DENMARK : 0 - 1
NETHERLAND : 5 - 0
SWEDEN : 1 - 1
UK : 8 - 19
BELGIUM : 3 - 1
AUSTRIA : 1 - 4
AUSTRALIA : 3 - 21
CANADA : 1 - 8
GREECE : 1 - 0
POLAND : 1 - 0

TOTAL: 999 - 1333
DEATH RATE: 42,84%

> black plague death rate was ~20%

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Always imagined myself burning down along with it. Probably just going to wither away in a corner or something. Sad.

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>Nooo don't stock up on food you can get groceries online if you are quarantined!
I did this a week ago and 1/4th of my canned soup and ramen order was completely sold out. When real panic begins there will be A LOT sold out.

Thanks, user.

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5 of our newest cases came from Austria. It's already spread in your country my dude.

I'm so hard right now, Czech bro.

rip norge

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Yeah i'm sure the US is not an inflationary risk

City? What symptoms are you experiencing apart from headache? I've been short of breath for a week now, but I think it could be season allergy

They are currently doing one for all

gimme link to study

>Awww yiiiiisssss

N.J. GOV. MURPHY MOVES TO BAN GATHERINGS LARGER THAN 250 PEOPLE.

newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/03/12/new-jersey-coronavirus/

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TRUMP HAS CORONA
>TRUMP HAS CORONA
TRUMP HAS CORONA
>TRUMP HAS CORONA
TRUMP HAS CORONA
vb-pr-ak.video.tidal.com/80549732/b24069a0-7240-494d-a4b4-956a57fc4533/video_file_preview_medium.mp4?hdnts=exp=1584040543~hmac=565c5aec8a8c016a6a164753e92e1f294a0a8b7a5aaae4418b0e61ef248d7556

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Send niggers there to repopulate china

Read the pastebin in the OP.

i.imgur.com/b5NjhEC.mp4
priorities

Thank you!

If digitarinos somebody in this thread has it.

Drumpf is next

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Holy shit America is done.

Depends on how many people die, really.

He's being tested. The guy behind SECOM has it, though.

MLB AND NHL 'SUSPEND SEASONS INDEFINITELY DUE TO CORONAVIRUS' FOLLOWING NBA AND MLS

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Kek, same here. Went up to the counter with my bike helmet and ffp2 disposable mask, did some small talk and they pulled out their reserves, seeing that i need it for my commute and not coronapanic.

Panicers should be shot, they usually have no fucking clue what mask they are buying or what's it actually for. Like fuck, at least do a google search or something before you buy up half the store.

Just more rice and beans etc. I was already pretty squared away before this happened.

Just gonna leave this here...
[Event 201 Pandemic Exercise: Highlights Reel](youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174)

I'm supposed to pick up my dad from the airport in about 3 weeks. He's gonna board the first plane in Brazil and change 2 or 3 airports on his way home.

I'm thinking of making his room into a precautionary quarantine for 2-3 weeks so I think it's fine once we get home. Is there a solution I can mix at home, or buy premade that I can spray him with before we enter the car tho? I saw they use some sort of spray around the world, I don't know what it is. Can't just be alcohol right?

Super Metroid, OOT and Arkham Asylum

NEW
FRESH BREAD

today we had several Russian tourists diagnosed with COVID19.
and according to Putin the entirety of Russia has 20 cases overall kek

damn, where did they get that kind of info? Are you telling me that there are actual insiders browsing there generals?

Lives on the surface ...
Because it is in thier breath and is airborn...oh yeah they forgot to tell us that.... but soon they will soon.

>i.imgur.com/b5NjhEC.mp4
>muh calcio

AHHHHHHH

SENIOR ADVISOR OF IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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Motorsports are also cancelling. What is /sp/ gonna talk about now?

Want a fun project you can try?
You can use a SDR(software defined radio) to listen in on hospital pager transmissions
youtube.com/watch?v=_pEEPp22Jis
So if you want to spy on the hospital and how fucked everything is give this a go

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KC mayor declared state of emergency today, banned gatherings of over 1000 and the basketball tournament cancelled.

>Schengen area travel ban

Eucucks are mad over this one

Im cooming your pics are the best

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Turnips, they grow in a month

your father is a retard. Just don't take the plane if you want to live

Was xem even white?

> S A U C E

People is panicking, and as I expected they started mass buying stuff, a friend of mine got stuck in Walmart trying to buy some gelatina because it was full ad fuck. Confirmed cases are only a matter of time; Even Nallic is consous of it

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The countries with the weakest armies are going to be fucked most by the panic, thats why China was fine and USA will be fine too.

Fish and fruits, you retard.

>Brazil 69
Nice

NO FUCK FUCK FUCK
MY BROTHER LIVES IN SHETLAND WITH HIS KIDS
NO NO NO NO
CORONA CHAN THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE
STOP IT
STOP IT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Things getting tough in Britain? Just travel to USA. You are not banned, frens.

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well i fucking dont know too ffs, am probably going to try to steal a FAL from the nearest military barracks and stock up on food and stuff

queria passar na afa esse ano vai tomar no cu essa merda vai fuder tudo

N-NANI?! Is this real?

but user, as long as you stay away from cruise ships, we can delay this!

He boarded an oil vessel 5 months ago you dimwit, he has no choice but to come home.

user, as if an average American would wanna see their cash go to 0 value.

my tiny peen wouldnt reach the bootyhole through all that assmeat anyways. so no ill jack off thank you.

cultivate in falun dafa, user

here is proof of its effect
and, although one should not practise with the intent of being healed of illnesses (and i really don't care about that, i want to attain enlightenment in this life), naturally culitvators are free of sickness
here's a study about terminal cancer patients who started cultivating in falun dafa
ascopubs.org/doi/abs/10.1200/JCO.2016.34.15_suppl.e21568
"A total of 147 patients (96.7%) reported complete symptom recovery with 60 patients confirmed by treating physicians. Time to Symptom Recovery was 3.6±3.3 months, and SFS was 52.7±61.1 months.", meaning they were cured and remaind cured for as long as the study was conducetd (over 4 years); they were predicted to die within 5.1±2.7 months

falundafa.org

they will just dump it afterwards. stock exchange was a mistake

> tfw medical lab cuck
I am just waiting for the inevitable

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My family are worried about virus and having to self issolate, but also refuse to stock up

I rolled

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thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30566-3/fulltext

It's for boomers though, but at least it gives some insight on what happens if you go into hospitalization.

he cute

>Im cooming
heard it strenghtens the immune system, keep cooming bro

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The best time was in the past, but now is better than later.
Do it. And make sure to coof on some boomers while you're at it.

fucking shit this is bad

I love you ArgieBaker. I'm praying you Pleaee don't die.

I know

I will be working on a major software project.

I worry about the disease but the people, that will a quick bomb to go off, I can see it
Luck user. How old are you? think you can survive it? anyone does?

I kicked your drunken ass once when I was 10 and forced you out on the lawn after your broke mom's nose. Grabbed an empty propane tank and smashed your knee cap in. First time I saw a grown ass man cry. Then the cops came because the neighbors called em and they arrested your dumbass. Also I heard your new girlfriend gave you herpes. Thanks for the 18 years of child support ya cuck. Also mom was cheating on you for 5 years will james.

Close friend of my grandma might have it, but France ran out of testing kits. Grandma is quarantined but I visited her with my mom Monday. I hope I don't have it, but more importantly I hope my grandma doesn't. It's happening, dad went grocery shopping at Costco but I fear he didn't buy enough because he isn't too worried. Mom called the doctor and she said it's fine so idk

Apparently Macron will announce draconian measures tonight. Well see

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Supposedly Scotland's gonna ban any gatherings over 500 people starting monday

Bioweapon confirmed
>When your anti natalism propaganda isn't working fast enough

WHY DON'T NORMIES UNDERSTAND THAT WASHING YOUR HANDS DOESN'T PREVENT DROPLET TRANSMISSION

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page doesn't exist.

Mitchell heading to:
>3M years ago an asteroid wiped out 95% of life on earth
>This is just science
>Life endures

maybe post the dead vs recovered data of italy and the r0

Definitely imagining it. You'll know if you're fucking infected. You'll feel like dying

I’m not even shitting you I have EXACTLY the same symptoms dude. I’m in LA where you at?

This and Jim's streams. Watching clown world go tits up from the comfort of my house is great

How were you going to travel to and from work then, if not also by train everyday? Better thank the happening for it's timing instead I say.

It might, but we haven't seen anything about it yet. That paper is speculation - important speculation - but nothing more, at this point. Worth following through on though.

i very much doubt it

This will unironically be Africa when we all stop sending them aid soon

Next time please, don't. You're embarassing.

A couple of days, 2 probably

>tfw coronavirus pandemic debunks the holocaust

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Oh no no no no no

26 my dude, the numbers I trust are the Italian ones therefore I have predicted 1 of 10 people will die at the very minimun

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