Make your predictions.
Who will be the first celebrity/politician to die of Coronavirus?
Tom Hanks
Donald Trump
harrison ford
Joe rogan
HRC
*pours J&B into the Chinese Communist Party*
cheating bitch
Lizzo
Joe Biden
I know I've got singles...
If the rest of your were those Things, you'd all get doubles right now... so some of you will get singles.
This Thing, it doesn't like to post on-topic, it likes to shitpost behind an Anonymous label and derail threads with doubles until there's no one left to ban it: then it's won.
Who did he get from I wonder?
Bernie Sanders
Mel Gibson
Hanks is pretty old. If he dies, expect mass panic and the collapse of Western civilization itself.
screencap this.
False Pope
Everyone, the whole damn bucket list. It's going to be amazing.
BOB SAGET, WHO RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
Betty White, sorry world it's her time.
Was it Stephanie or DJ?!
Otm Shank
The NBA just cancelled the season because one of their players tested positive for COVID-19 WUFLU
RBG
bernie is going to an hero when he realizes he cant win by deliberately going around licking doorknobs
First celebrity death will be Iran number 1 shawarma cook Ahmed Habibi
Why are Kurt Russell and Mel Gibson the most based dudes in Hollywood?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
They are bros that would be cool to have a beer with. John Carpenter and Kurt Russell did a commentary track for The Thing a while ago that is literally just them having fun and telling stories while watching the movie. Carpenter lights cigarettes into the mic and Russell laughs his ass off when an explosion goes off and he sees how far back Mac jumps from the shock of how big it was.
Sylvester Stallone does great commentary tracks to when he's alone. He just tells interesting stories while clearly having fun watching his movies.
Chump Dump
Ali Khamenei or Hassan Nasrallah
The pope and he will die tomorrow
Some rando coughing. He's one of those celebs that goes out into public a lot.
RBG.
All old politicians, Biden, Clintons, Trump, Pence, Sanders and etc.
Oh shi
this, RBG, die you kike cunt DIE!
>casual racist
>”go play basketball in China during the off-season”, my (((manager))) said
>”great way to earn a few extra bucks”, he said
Bye bye Jackie Chan, thanks for the laughs
one can only hope
I don't know but I fucking love them both.
Unironically Keanu Reeves
Forrest Gump
Trump unironically sounded sick last night....
He always sounds like that.
Jimmy Carter.
YO LITTLE DONNIE DUNG BEETLE I JUST SUCKED A CHINAMAN'S COCK IN THE BATHROOM AT PANDA EXPRESS. I JUST TESTED POSITIVE, HOSS. BET YOU FEEL PRETTY STUPID NOW, DONT'CHA DONNY.
betty white
Beyonce
David attenborough
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
NBA. Bought by the chinks, they will die by the chinks.
He also has the Type 2 'Beetus so he's a good candidate.
Greta
CLINT EASTWOOD
boogie gets the coof if doubles
Tom Hanks/Trump.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!