/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1955 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected
sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected
sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected
sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected
sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected
sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected
sort the list by death to see how many real infected
>sort the list by death to see how many real infected

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5000 soon...

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somebody post the pic of chinks working at PCs in individual plastic containment pod things

>Spain has reported 782 new cases of coronavirus and 31 new deaths so far today, raising the country's total to 3,059 cases and 86 dead
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238159151865507847

13 cases in Iowa City
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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5 More confirmed cases im serbia now the number is 24

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virus is fake

no one has it

it's all psychosomatic

>Have normie friends
>They tried to travel to Italy
>Russia close borders with Italy
>"Sad, oh well, we will go to Prague then lol"
>me: g-guys, d-do you even check the news?
> "Oh, shut up with your flu conspiracy theories lol"
>me: at least t-try to avoid crowds
>"Oh, shut up, we cant live without gym lol"
>One of them is fucking doctor himself
Jesus Christ. Normies are the worst.

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How will this fed pump impact things?

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Italy is kill, F

oh fuck yes

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Fuck argie poster he's a douchenozzle

What should be procedure for responding to cases with symptoms of Corona-Chan? If someone goes down at work I have to respond (theoretically).

>foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-days

If you didn't prep months ago you're fucked.
Sorry bros.... it's over

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Covid 19 so far:
3.4% fatality rate in confirmed cases. Over 80% of deaths are aged 80 or more with cause of death being pneumonia as Covid infects the entirety of both lungs rather than just a small section of one lung like with normal pneumonia.

However it drastically crops to 0.8% when you include confirmed infections that had no symptoms whioch are 80% of all cases.

Nothing to concern yourself with.
Massive overreaction.
Come back when the entire population of the planet are infected and over 5bn are dead.
Now if that happened, it fully justifies the reaction but this is ridiculous.

2009's H1N1 pandemic was way more serious.

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>Australia calls for mass testing, 1.5 million suspected
>archive.is/88J4J

link is broken argiebro

Will Iran nuke China?

how manu died from regular flu in 3 months last year? probably hundreds

My parents just started prepping. My entire boomer family was laughing at preppers at a birthday party just 2 weeks ago lol

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>20 new cases each fucking day here

we are on our way to be the next Italy. Closing everything down really has not helped much

>Italy
>2651 new cases, 189 deaths

P-pastabros?!?! What the fuck is happening over there?!?! Jesus Christ, please help our Italian friends right now.

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REMINDER

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NHL has cancelled the season. The prime minister has it. It's happening faggots.

a brazilian official who tested positive met Trump, Pence, a Soutch Carolina senator and an army general just a few days ago

nytimes.com/2020/03/12/world/coronavirus-news.html?action=click&module=Alert&pgtype=Homepage

>just as I was getting my life together
Welp

It was fun 2 months ago when we were joking around. But you guys are starting to make me nervous. Please use your meme magic or whatever you did to undo this.

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>hundreds
of thousands

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DAILY REMINDER THAT GERMANY IS DOOMED AND GERMANS ARE FUCKING MORONS
CINEMAS ARE FULL, BARS ARE FULL, THEY ARE OPENING A NEW NIGHTCLUB IN MY CITY WITH EVENTS FOR ENTIRE WEEK 24H A DAY

NO ONE WEARS A MASK AND WEARING IT IS A SOCIAL SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY MENTION CORONAVIRUS IN JOKES

GERMANY IS FUCKING DOOMED
WE ALL ARE DEAD
WE ARE FUCKING DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Yes

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Rate my stash, /cvg/

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I don't understand how asymptomatic people can spread the virus
they aren't coofing (yet) so how come every surface they touch has the virus?

>One of them is fucking doctor himself
alert VECTOR or whatever. be a whistleblower.

Several large steps backwards?

So it begins.

Its crazy to see the evolution of cvg from lol chinks to nothingburger to lets prep to full panic mode

>NHL
whats that?

FAG

Reminder trump now has the coronavirus!

Coronavirus Live Updates: Days After Being With Trump and Pence, Brazilian Official Tests Positive nyti.ms/2TZsiwt

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>dow sinks back to almost 8%
oh no no no

no

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hehehehe yeah Prague is safe bro its a nothing burger haha

I want everyone to know that you are all super special to me
youtube.com/watch?v=nhQNR8LrjGU

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Reminder. If you don't own a rifle, You're fucked when the horde arrives

Discord, Netflix, Xbox live, PSOnline, Steam, and all online platforms will be on fucking overload for the next few months. Gamers rise.

theme music: youtu.be/S0POFnH096U [Open]

We need a massive mutation and widespread destruction in Africa. It will literally save this planet if that race is culled.

They will number 4.4bn globally by 2100 surpassing Asia as the most populated continent for the first time in written history.

I need corona-chan fart porn

I hope everyone does that

buy canned food, water and ammo

Can someone post the hazmat template?