/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1954 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

+2 Cases

post your happening face

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Holy fuck +2,000 new cases

How did South Korea contain it? It seems it’s slowing down there

>Boris to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"
archive.is/dLh5c
WHY DOES TRUMPS TRAVEL BAN EXCLUDE THE UK?

Remember, Londonistan is fucked.

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I watched his adress, sounded like he had a sore throat.

Mister Metokur, everyone.

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FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH

THIS DEATH WAS CONFIRMED POST-MORTEM, NO ONE TREATING HIM EVEN KNEW HE HAD CORONAVIRUS.

thenewsminute.com/article/india-records-first-covid-19-death-76-year-old-who-died-karnatakas-kalaburgi-120081

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fake disease, no one even has it

The Fed was already running out of tricks to keep this fake bullshit economy propped up. This will only A C C E L E R A T E.

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Anyone else glad that the virus isn't actually as dangerous as the videos had us believe, but its still causing a massive happening?

OK, this is where I understand the need for extra toilet roll.

>Prime Minister Boris Johnson says covid-19 is more dangerous than the common flu and "many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time"
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1238151199460818944

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It's just the end of the world bro

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>just got diagnosed with pneumonia
Faaaaaaaaaaark am I gonna be right, mates? I'm on antibiotics so my immune system is gonna be fucked for the outbreak.

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Brazil just pozzed the American president, that's what you get for helping Argentina

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ffs are we dying or not

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> heh

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There is a god, lmao. I hope it gets worse for you, you fucking animals

REMINDER

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>Work around dumb coughing hicks 24/7 for the past month or so
>Wake up today
>Feel weak
>Feel like I have a slight fever
It's over.

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switzerland is falling
I have it, difficult to breath
hospitals will be flooded soon, i might have to go in a few days as well....

No continent is safe.
Arctic is fucked.

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Army is arriving in Warsaw I just saw a bunch of military vehicles on Waszyngtona in saska Kępa

Word is Warszawa going to full lockdown Monday, soldiers in the streets enforcing quarantine. Government is denying it so people don't flee. Nobody will be allowed out not even for food

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Stay safe, you're so fucked.

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UK doing nothing

We are now part of some insane virus experiment being conducted by the UK Gov

>it's over

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the virus is fake and not existing

APOLOGIZE

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The number of dead is starting to outpace the number of recovered. It's the end.

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literally chewing my teeth from the tension

Anons,any of you have a compilation of links/articles of chinese lies,movements,saying something and them going back in their words?

Inshallah.

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>2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
Holy fucking shit

>Brazilian bats guy
>V lethal

oh no

all those possible NEET bux gone forever

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The fact that this is going to hit old fuck world leaders who cannot stop traveling as hard as it's going to is peak comfy.

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these stupid bitches will be our doom

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Why does no one in the boomer capital of the Okanagan have it??

"Someone had to do it."

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Checked. We're done for

Die shitskins

>Dax -12%
LET THE BULLS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BULLS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BULLS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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>THIS DEATH WAS CONFIRMED POST-MORTEM

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Yep. Everyone already has it. Now it's just question of if your immune system can handle it or not.

Italy passing China on numbers of dead when?
>3 days

post lungs or gtfo

R U D E

Bro, get safe while you have time

new numbers from italy --> old numbers in pic.

mortality is at least 6.5%
is salviniland the first country to report accurate numbers??

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...

FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
>FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
>FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
>FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
>FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN
>FOX NEWS IS LYING, REPORT IS BASED ON LAST YEAR'S FLU STRAIN

journalofhospitalinfection.com/article/S0195-6701(20)30046-3/fulltext

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What the fuck is that math?
What are you trying to get?

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they had early quarentines

EVERY CONTINENT!

Fugg

Good.

>Boris to let it spread
based as fuck ngl

shouldn't you feel like you're dying if you got pneumonia? shitposting on Yas Forums wouldn't even be on your mind

>going outside
>dies
so many cases!

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Get some gum

Hey that was me. And she's just getting started.

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>still no school closures
>No travel restrictions
>Large gatherings still fine

Enjoy your pandemic europoors

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I CAN'T STOP FUCKING COOMING TO ALL THIS DOOMING HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>2000 fucking generals

fucking idiots freaking out over nothing

stop this hysteria

i'll update if it goes wrong

An yet the only thing we talk about anymore is the U.S economy, with everyone wishing it would get worse, or panicking. Stuff a stick up your ass, retard. Stick to whatever you're good at, pretending to be a nigger with a memeflag.

>THIS DEATH WAS CONFIRMED POST-MORTEM

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Where is that nigger skinned faggot wishing death to "whities" ?

Honestly, my flight got cancelled and my holiday plans are ruined, I just hope millions do so I at least get to enjoy this nothing burger while I sit at work instead of at the beach.

güldür güldür bölüm
yörüm görüm börüm

>Bulgaria 16 last thread
>Bulgaria 23 this thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the country is literally me 5 other dudes and a hand full of old people

IM NEXT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS I WOKE UP SWEATING AND I HAVE A FEVER OF 104 MY LUNGS FEEL LIKE SHIT PIC VERY RELATED ITS MY BED HOW FUCKED AM I?!?!?!?!?

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Boy that pajeet post going on about whitoids aged poorly.

13 cases in Iowa City
I am scared, Bros

I am actually happy of all these old fucktards dying left and right and i hope Coronachan does her work for years to come
Ever since the pandemic started pollution rates went down, traffic accidents plummeted, overcrowding-related problems disappeared. Old fucks that did not want to leave their positions in society are dying left and right and new opportunities for the young are rising.
Godspeed, Corona

>133009 infected
>4946 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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STOP BUYING ALL THE TOILET PAPER I HAD TO SHOWER MY ARSE

ALSO STOP BOGARTING ALL THE MILK I HAD TO HAVE MY TEA BLACK

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I cannot fathom how every world leader hasn't been in a fucking bunker or bubble for at least a month at this point.

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They didn't go around hugging chinks to not look racist

emt user here
Heads up to austrians who didn't prep yet
word came down from up high, they HEAVILY CONSIDER a FULL LOCKDOWN next week!
It's still in the talks according to my fren in the gesundheitsministerium so I'll keep you guys updated the second I hear more but
>BE PREPARED
>GET YOUR THINGS IN ORDER
>HAVE YOUR STOCKS READY

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They might be the only ones telling the truth. Corona has been shown to last 9 days on surfaces on average, just like all of its relatives. It does not "disappear in 2 hours" like the liars at the WHO said.

He's showing the Italian data is more correct in terms of mortality rate and that rate is continuing to trend upwards

Lmao how?

>Eastern Europe
Shut everything down
>Western Europe
Think of the economy!

Pathetic. Seriously, what's wrong with us? And what's right with the East that we're missing?

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lmao

RIP UK
REST IN PISS GUYS

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238156057794547713

What if Boris Johnson created Coronavirus to stop people talking about Brexit?

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Is that shit happening right now?

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RIP

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>youtube.com/watch?v=yIrEcxvOzYI

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Enjoy your community spreading britbong

> D.C. literally before 2021
> because of AIPAC & CPAC

Corona-chan made it possible!

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I have people still telling me this is not exponential
And this chart isnt even updated to the 3059 number

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Do another stream Jim.

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Politicians are string puppets. The real leaders have been in bunkers since October 2019

Its probably in the same state that he is from, guess he literally and figuratively 'shit' himself

>just printed
Ftfy

Falling and coughing in Italy. It's happening

mobile.twitter.com/OdysseusIthake/status/1237824908794777602

A dude in our capital city who was supposed to be in a self quarantine took his kid to the biggest child hospital in the country to draw blood and spent 2 hours there. Guess what, he tested positive for the virus.

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TP EARLIER

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It's mycoplasma "walking" pneumonia. Didn't even feel that sick and only got checked up because my throat's been sore for two months

>approaching 5000 deaths
>people still downplaying
Again, the dead are the lucky ones. I'm not looking forward to my lungs being filled with grey paste.

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More details if anyone wanted them. Will name the local Indian places:-

>Man arrived from Saudi on 29th Feb
>Travels from Hyderabad to Kalaburagi
>Admitted on March 5th at private hospital
>Condition worsens, shifted to Hyderabad
>Condition deteriorated, family brought him back to Kalaburagi on March 9
>Declared dead, tests positve for COVID-19.

we will all survive this outbreak, as long as you take your daily dose

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that was 3/8

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>50% death rate in Shitaly
Holy

Can't hurt the economy if you've got none would be my guess.

communism rots the body liberalism rots the soul. They were protected under the permafrost that was the soviet union.

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fucking kek

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twitter.com/cusackandrew/status/1238023350338883589

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NOW ITS ALL GONE

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>hear two dumb hoes at work talking about corona virus, one mutt and the other a new korean girl who barely speaks english
>”Oh my god why is x country just banning flights from Asia? Isn’t that racist?
>walk over and explain to them
>”Actually, it is more likely to affect Asians as they have the gene that the virus attacks at a higher rate than other races. East Asians are the most likely to get infected which includes koreans, Chinese and Japanese.
>”That can’t be true, I think they just want to be racist

Just nuke the planet. People would rather die than have to admit that race isn’t just skin color.

>fever of a 104
Explains the flag you choose. You're not literally brain damaged now

Maybe it will clean out most of the darkies and mudslimes

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never forgetti

The ones who initiated it are.

She has come so far. I'm proud of her

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yes it's pathetic
I catched it trough a student, no school closed here

Hey have you noticed anything yet from where you're standing? My mom says people are panic buying already but I'm pretty sure she's drunk

NEIN, YOU CAN'T CLOSE THE SCHOOLS! WHO'LL TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS? THE PARENTS STILL HAVE TO GO TO WÖRK.

North Korea probably created it. Remember the unspecified "Christmas Gift" that never was?

Time traveller here, in four and a half years this bot and other bots are only active posters in /cvg/ because we are all dead

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So China lied... I was not prepared for this.

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Name of the game: how many of our citizens can we kill without disrupting the economy.

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More like 5.0

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Stonks

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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I don't like you Taras but pls not die

Thanks Doc

>poland begun to SHUT IT DOWN the moment first case appeared
kinda late but better than never

we will bathe in this like the plague and come out stronger

enjoy your debt as you save your blood sucking pensioners

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who gives a fuck? Could have went to preparing shit but went into bailing out companies and ways of life that no one gives a fuck about.

twitter.com/PiotrMuller/status/1238109182806630401
this guys says it's fake news and is probably lying
rzeszowiak here 3 cases so far I wonder if I should go to the countryside yet

>Worse than Madrid
I feel sorry for you user, stay safe

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Stay safe fren, this is all happening too soon. Good luck and God bless.

Odds that China intentionally released this on their own population, knowing open borders EU and US would act too slowly to stop it getting in? They're more willing to take extreme measures to contain it, might have knowledge we don't on how to cure it.. so the sacrifice might be worth it to them.

90% that we are observing a super delayed incubation period and that most people around the globe were ALREADY infected by the time Wuhan was locked down. We are all just reaching the end of the incubation period now, the game was literally rigged from the start and we all the fucking virus now.

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F mi patria

Guys I think I got the JEW FLU wut do?

Burgerland retards refuse to close schools.
>DUrrrR kids won't get seriously ill
MFW Chinkaids everywhere because kids are asymptomatic superspreaders

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they can just fly to america to avoid

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>Thinking there's a recovery.

Ireland is doomed

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She's the biggest star in the world, and nobody heard of her two months ago.

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Yeah, India shouldn't panic. It's going to be millions dead, but this is just how you get to be a superpower.

in which canton do you live?

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GIEF ME YOUR TIPY

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Visit your local mosque and hug everyone.

sayonara

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they will sound of quarantine in 25 minutes where i live normies are panic buying yea
t. Brussels

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>WHY DOES TRUMPS TRAVEL BAN EXCLUDE THE UK?
Oh, it's not because EU infects US, it's more the other way around. So the EU asked US to close its border before EU has to unilateral doing it.

The problem is the women user, they always were the problem

Covid 19 so far:
3.4% fatality rate in confirmed cases. Over 80% of deaths are aged 80 or more with cause of death being pneumonia as Covid infects the entirety of both lungs rather than just a small section of one lung like with normal pneumonia.

However it drastically crops to 0.8% when you include confirmed infections that had no symptoms whioch are 80% of all cases.

Nothing to concern yourself with.
Massive overreaction.
Come back when the entire population of the planet are infected and over 5bn are dead.
Now if that happened, it fully justifies the reaction but this is ridiculous.

2009's H1N1 pandemic was way more serious.

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I'm going to just continue going to work until I give everyone else it. Fuck this gay Earth.

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eat my pozzed cum, we are taking you down with us

gondola?

Would it be funny to go in to stores like this or would that be too edgy?

Classic.

>VINDICATION FOR SVENANON

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1237974799999062016?s=20

>CDC director Robert Redfield admitted some Americans who seemingly died from influenza were tested positive for novel #coronavirus in the posthumous diagnosis, during the House Oversight Committee Wednesday. #COVID19

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1237974799999062016?s=20

Svenanon was right all along

probably zilch, all the characteristics are wrong for bioweapon use

I was hoping to get on a boat and hide out in Ireland originally when this started kicking off... fug.

LOL, fucking nice

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>TFW my country not giving a fuck about containing it, they just surrendered.

Good thing Is that I prepped.
Bad thing is that they won't cancel classes.

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This shit is a fucking nothing
burger you morons. Just wash your hands and avoid handrails. Its a weaker flu so who cares. Stop panicking you dumbass shills.

simpler times, can we go back now?

arctic=/=antarctic?

Hey guys after this is over can the US annex alberta and bc?

BIDEN: MUH DISCRIMINATION. CLOSING BORDERS IS RACIST AND COUNTERPRODUCTIVE

OH NO NO NO NO...

Ameribros doomed

youtube.com/watch?v=YLi5QqxdIU4

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Sup Peenoise here
>gonna stuck in a locked down city for a month
>There is no water because some asshole won a case in Singapore
>only stocked two weeks of Food
>Will doom and Alyx be enough

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I know too many people with empty cupboards. Thank god I have like 15 kg of pasta and dozens of tins of tomatoes, meat and veg

everyone is doomed but you had the pleasure to be born to witness the collapse. How many people in all of history have ever had such a pleasure?
Not many and even fewer to witness a collapse on this scale.
It will be magnificent

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could be worse, I had someone flat out tell me since kids aren't symptomatic that means that can't catch it at all

Because that article is made up bollocks by peston

>3 weeks into quarantine
>tooth starts to tingle
>few days later starts to hurt
>infected root
>jaw swells, too painful to bite down
>rice, sardines, and bean smoothies
>ibuprofin stocks depleting
>ma, hand me the whiskey and the pliers

tfw home dentistry becomes a thing

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I'm omw to the local synagogue right now.

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Lied about what. You don't see how community transfer could be curbed when hundreds of millions of people aren't allowed to move?

wanna be a total hero and do it?
i'll give you 10€, not kidding.

Jesus they've nearly as many in icu as recovered they are fucked here.

Senile nursing home retiree talks about coronavirus

pscp.tv/w/cTkZiTFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MXZPeHdvUGJNclJ4QjRMCdjE4cJvUNW73bDv3z82yipju_SgCYcRlWT_Cw3Y

The arctic is not a continent, retard.
Antarctica is still pristine and coof-free

it's more likely alberta and bc will annex the west coast.

They're hastily making new laws here to allow forcefully treating people and entering homes

which asanagi is this

Does tsuuuu have the virus yet? Or did he get out of Italy?

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I finally get to play quarantine, yay

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This isn't a race Italy...whew lads they are fucked so when are they going to start burning the bodies?

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what happened wirh svenanon?

>more likely to affect Asians as they have the gene that the virus attacks
Is this true? Pls give me proof

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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Yes

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>BIDEN: MUH DISCRIMINATION. CLOSING BORDERS IS RACIST AND COUNTERPRODUCTIVE

>pic related

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Yeah no shit they weren't telling the truth. You could tell by how rapidly and wide spread the lockdown was. They also lied about SARS.

Real life eternally BTFO

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NOOOOOOO mis hermanos Italianos.....

SOMEONE ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE CHINA TO GET TO 1000 DEATHS??!!?!?

ITALY IS ALREADY AT 1000 DEATHS

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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both Metro Manila and Metro Davao will be on quarantine

maybe Svnanon is dead, courtesy of his local glowniggers
> F

News is slowing down. I can't get off to this.

That's not even that good a price. I got a 36 pack for $10 several months ago.

beware CCP shills

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(COMIC19) [Fatalpulse (Asanagi)] DANKE DANKEI REVOLUTION (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) [English]

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Based collapse poster

You guys were right

Did an exam today. Not a single mask outside.
Nobody cares about corona.
all I hear are jokes about it.

They are going to die.

I am going to die.

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If only we can meme Corona Chan as a stronk woman who don't need no man. Just... empowering.

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This is too fucking glorious

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HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT WHERE IS HE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So what's the mortality rate for people under 20? None?

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>convinced it's a full blown happening
>Still posting on pol

Yeah because that's exactly what you'd do in an actual happening.this is how I know you all full of shit

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The number of dead.

10% in ICU doesnt sound very fun

CHINA WAS LYING OF COURSE THEY TOOK LONGER

Pooland only tested 2k people, so far. Shit's gonna hit the fan here harder than in the pasta land.

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China's death count was false.

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They don't want people to flee like in Italy retard

I just saw APCs about 8 drive through saska Kępa to śródmieście

I wish they would get to know her as Corona-Chan, not some covid19 nonsens

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OVER 1000 DEAD IN ITALY

THIS IS OUR FUTURE IF WE DON'T LOCKDOWN NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hell, I'm not going outside. Besides I already bought my TP weeks ago

Global chutzpahnavirus fake news media hoax.

I miss him :(

Rest in Pasta

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Next your balls will explode. Sorry bro.

Silly user.
Did you actually trust the official China numbers?

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Just a flu bro.

Hamsterkäufe in all supermarkets today, never seen such a things. Whoever is producing noodles and rice must be rich now.
My stocks are full but I don't have that many masks and shit and if SHTF a few months worth of food won't save me anyway.
I don't want all of this to happen.

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lol UK you have half our ICU beds
you're dead

First chen then Svenanon?

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>football team of Wuhan flees from Spain
>"The problem now is here, China is safe now"

elindependiente.com/vida-sana/salud/2020/03/12/el-equipo-de-futbol-de-wuhan-huye-de-espana-el-problema-ahora-esta-aqui/

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don't you play that everyday bro

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There is nothing i'd rather do in moments like this than to shitpost with everyone here

What else should we do then?

They have different lung receptors that make them a little more vulnerable to it. I thought I had the article but I don't. Sorry.

Chew on cloves (the spice).

Coronachan will be known by many names, as with all Goddesses. But all shall know her.

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You got me

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Local Walmart is out of Ramen and is limiting mutlipacks of waters to 2 per customer
Still plenty of canned and dry goods though
Might make a second trip to stock up
If that fails I got a Kroger and 2 Dollar Generals I can hit up for supplies.

>tfw you wore a gas mask on public transport today

NPCs were looking at me like I came from Mars

Fuck you, burger. I self isolated mid jan.
Anyone who couldn't see the writing on the wall by looking at how the chinks were responding to it rather than what they were saying deserves to get kooof'd to death.

>crown clasp
clever

Well, at least it's not -12%. Now that would be a headline.

>population of 60mn
>15k affected

END OF THE FUCKING WORLD AAAHHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
There is no stopping it now user

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Shut the fuck up and grow my fucking potatoes you fucking potato jeet.

True. It's a media global fake chutzpahnavirus lie.

The funny money won't mean shit in a few months

SLOVAKIA +5

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Continue to prep as much as you can. Probably secure your property more. This is how you think it's going to go so why would you not prep as much as you possibly can?

Meanwhile a kike neighborhood gets protection from the National Guard. Fucking dirtbags, the lot of them.

i'd rather meme Her as a great demoness who conquered the world and made us clownworlders Her bitch!

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Be like normies and buy toilet paper in his mind i guess

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the nerve of these cunts

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What the fuck? Is that a parade or something

20 days

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why are italian numbers so much higher?
are they the only country that doesn't manipulate the reports?
wtf???

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Asian girls don’t have big boobies like that

ALL B O A R D S REPORT IN!!

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So when you're in "isolation" is it ok to take walks outside? I live in outskirts in a pretty small city(medium for sweden). I can take routes where I won't have to cross anyone closer than 10-20m

>he theenks he cahn pahmp eet

This is a bug-in scenario. Shitposting is a good outlet for stress.

It's already endemic everywhere. Locking down would delay the spread and make it more manageable, however.

government knows it and that's why they closed schools

china has the cure
first batch is done in april

china will give it to the eu but not to america, this will be the start of ww3

We are well on track to get Italian levels of infection and our federal government is still in "just wash your hands" mode

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Germans are fucking RETARDED

most likely some faggot (scientist) flew for 2 days straight (got infected) then a heli or boat ride to replace someone weeks ago. Can't they take temperatures remotely, or do they really need someone to stick it in Antarctica's anus while on a holiday others pay huge money for?

It's just begun

I was talking about this with a friend of mine, this is the best thing to ever happen to the planet

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corona is what you make of it. pray for the collapse and god speed, in the ashes of this world we will revive our thousand year reich

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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I think those titties are gonna kill my dick

Spineless bastards, when they get there and die i will laugh at them

Too fucking late, user.
The entire West will look like Italy in a few weeks.
Why do you think we've been so fucking pissed at government reaction to the crisis?

WE SAVED WUHAN

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I hope this is my way into an isekai. I don't care if the method is painful. I want out.

this really needs to be a gif with her bouncing up and down

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checked

they're only testing sick old people now

That's already real. No need to meme that

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DAMP EET

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You know what, I'll accept this answer because I shit post normally for dress reasons.

Is this media hype or them telling the truth?

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Biden is giving the best speech he's ever given right now.

heard he's in Madeira rn

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last I heard he got really blackpilled from his research and was only casually lurking on mobile.
all the cover up influenza deaths and school closures really got to him
he will not be forgotten F
same.

They stopped testing people here altogether, and are just assuming they've got it if you have symptoms.

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Sounds like a fucking retarded theory

Dude! I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks as if your mangina has prolapsed.

Yes, as long as you're always 10 m away from others, I think ...

If you didn't prepare, then yes you are dying.

>user does not know how to quote
Is this your first day?

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you're all fucking stupid niggers
china did not report tons of dead
that math is absolutely fucking moronic, shows nothing
comparing discovered cases with actually deceased is moronic, because tons of people aren't discovered yet, and the fucking disease needs time to develop, sometime through multiple waves/reinfections
fuck you both

HAHAHAHA the fucking eternal kike in your pic

She's not a chink. Only phisical manifestation of Yas Forums will

Amazing how they ignored China's.
Funny that.

Bro that's after they just dumped a TRILLION dollars into the money supply

We should invade /sp/ since they have nothing to talk about now

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I agree but mentality of putting money into that instead tangible goods is why it needs to die. Clearly those who "lead" this world are fucking dumb

THIS!!!!!

YOU'RE NEXT SPAIN

>Spain has reported 782 new cases of coronavirus and 31 new deaths so far today, raising the country's total to 3,059 cases and 86 dead

>Spain has reported 782 new cases of coronavirus and 31 new deaths so far today, raising the country's total to 3,059 cases and 86 dead

SIGUEN USTEDES

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238159151865507847

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I did not wear my mask because it was social suicide :(
RIP ME

when was the first death in Italy?

God speed

A WEEK
A FUCKING WEEK
BORIS TELLS ME TO STAY HOME FOR A FUCKING WEEK IF IM SICK
>fuck it, were all gonna be sick, get ready
I fucking quit

university of texas went full online same with texas state and im in community college because retard and i know they arent going to close down

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is everyone in this thread a fucking moron? Italy a country where TWENTY PERCENT of its population is over 65. You faggot happooners have no idea how to put anything into fucking context. It's like asking why most of US deaths are in a fucking nursing home.
These threads are absolute top-tier cringefests.

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Grocery store was a fucking nuthouse but i got enough rice and beans to make it 2 months

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Go on commies! Riot for your rights to bus gibs.

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I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

Has italy had more deaths than china yet?

At least i witnessed another hero dedicated to shwo the truth

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

NEW

I imagine it depends on the satellite. With what I play with, weather satellites, probably not but with spy satellites naturally.

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That's going to lead to a cracked tooth and a fuckton of pain. Had to get a huge back molar pulled because of this, chew on tounge or gum instead.

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

I have fapped to this more times than my people have died from the kungflu.

thnx user, i'll add this to my home remedy list

lmao. There's still wonders in this world.

Because most, if not all, "world leaders" are nothing more than disposable figureheads.
The real leaders have been quietly relocating to their panic bunkers this week.
Why do you thunk DIA was shutdown yesterday for a "VIP" arrival?

I'm pretty sure that will go down as the biggest waste of money in history.

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Black horse in black horse standing by

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>He waited until the last minute
Were you born stupid or is it an acquired trait?

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gomfy

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Never believe chink face-saving propaganda. This is the same shit they do whenever there's a mass killing in China, they point at the US and go "look how unsafe it is over there" and the chink normalfags fall for it every single time.

shitty masks don't really help user, though tj\hey do somewhat support psychologically. You need a hazmat suit against Corona-chan.

You have diabetes

What do the colors mean?

I know lmao, someone tried so hard to pull off a 1907 save and it failed

>2 months

F

Muh subway fare gibs!!! >:-@
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_Chilean_protests

Italy took around slightly over 50 days from first infection report to reach 1k confirmed deaths (January 31st)
it was 49 days to 10k cases confirmed
the united states is 11 days behind Italy in terms of rate of growth for confirmed cases.

Thanks doc

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Discord, Netflix, Xbox live, PSOnline, Steam, and all online platforms will be on fucking overload for the next few months. Gamers rise.

Thread theme: youtu.be/S0POFnH096U

The chinese releasing it sounds retarded but the fact that the first confirmed cases were found during the Chinese new years raises concerns. The fucking bugs are everywhere and they are a good vector for spreading it to other countries. My money is on depopulation weapon, prepare for Ayy invasion.

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It really freshens your breath, too, on top of numbing gums.

I'm not even preped

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So you don't have parents, grandparents, aunts uncles?
Hurrr durrr we're all idiots here.
What about your boss if you work for a small business and he/she dies, then you don't have a job.
youtube.com/watch?v=nFLTBLA0G4w

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Same here. Wtf. Are they retarded or are they truly just disposable puppets who (((they))) consider non essential to the next phase of (((their)))) plan.

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fucking hypochondriacs.