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stage 1: don't really bother containing it
stage 2: ask gary the plumber to pretty please observe safety precautions
stage 3: ???

First for fuck Ray Mears

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If it's ogre it's been good shit-posting with you lads.

soz m8 its the rules

(You)

canny wait for glasgow to be quarantined and all the neds die off cause goin to a hospital is heavy gay
that and prime looting time.

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you can't even build up immunity because this is SARS 2.0 + AIDS. Any antibodies will trigger ADE and kill you with a cytokine storm.

>stage 3: ???
Everybody dead. No blame left.

itt: the dumbest in-denial cunts on the board pretend they were clued in all along

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>many more families will have members die before there time.

its fucking over.

smoke 20 fags then phone in.

We can continue to shit-post when society collapses, everyone just needs to learn how to communicate via smoke signals.

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They should restart the season again, all games played so far are considered friendlies but teams kicked out of the Champions League arent allowed back in

Cheeky lad
bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-51843128

now thats just uncalled for, I bet your from western Yorkshire with a shite attitude like that wanker.

Just keep bopping it until stuff comes out the end

dude just stay at home and miss a week's pay when you're already paying your rent to my tory mates using a credit card lmfao

hope corona chan nukes all of the hiv junkies in glasgow. seen one collapse in a phone box and honestly was the funniest shit ive seen

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nah mate i get to watch from within, front row seat.

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i noticed increased jokes about shit for the last decade. this means that people's standard of hygiene has been falling. plague was inevitable

so what's the current advice on if you actually get corona? am i to stay home and sweat it out or get treatment?

kek exactly, fuck this

got the shit apprentice tommorow

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Make sure to sign up for this lads
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300628

Too little too late. There will be 3 million dead before 2021.

the advice is not to phone 'ospital unless you have severe symptoms

Why contain it?
Let it spill over into the Greggs and stadiums.
Let the norfers pile up in the streets.
In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

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even though I know you're larping, the 'western Yorkshire' thing still irritates me, it's not fair.

>have ocd
>had therapy to stop me doing what they are telling everyone to do for the virus

mental 'illness' is a meme and I am pretty sure they are just throw back survival mechanisms and not a brain disorder

one of my ancestors were probably having a bath when everyone got the plague

washing your hands when you come in the house should be as automatic as taking your shoes off

but apparently washing your hands and changing your clothes when you come home is a mental illness

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touch his willy

>Boris Johnson brands coronavirus the 'worst public health crisis in a generation' and estimates up to 10,000 Britons ALREADY infected and 'many more' set to die - but STILL stops short of shutting schools and banning public gatherings
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8105763/Boris-Johnson-steps-coronavirus-response-Cobra-crisis-meeting.html

why, the more dead students the better

hold on until you are half dead then phone 111..?

The Scottish people will not be relegated to history due to the people of west Yorkshire!!!

We Scots deserve rights.

you have to self isolate until you recover, since it won't kill you unless you're an 80 year old with a respiratory disease

Ride it out and stay indoors, it will now be assumed if you have symptoms then you have it.

If your symptoms go beyond mild then you'll need assessment/treatment.

>taking your shoes off

not enough people do this desu.

why do you want to crush the economy

shut it yank

>Do nothing
>Wash your hands

Useless fucking cunts.

>muh economy

Fucking kikes.

Stay home, call the overworked special NHS number 111 and tell them after waiting 4 hours, get asked if you've been to an epicenter such as China or now Italy, if not get told you can't be tested unless you're even more sick 2 weeks later... presumably get better naturally or finally get tested and treatment.

walk through glasgow city center and tell me its worth saving, fucking shitehole full of foreigners and left wing bullshit.
be proud of our history, dont be proud of the present day snp scotland

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Hahaha he made a dig at the SNP

>students don't want to be students

surprise surprise

i feel like shit all the time, how am i supposed to tell if i'm infected

anyone got a map showing countries and how severe CV is ?
?
?
?

Yes, with no survivors

Boris is looking a bit worn out lads

actually it won't harm you in any way unless you're 105 years old with HIV. get your facts straight doomlarper.

>Person asks question
>IS THIS ENOUGH?
>Here is answer

>Next persona sked
>IS THIS ENOUGH.... AND WHO WILL DIE?
>Here is answer I just said

Fuck off.

He did? I missed that.

To fucking suck it up unless you're dying (and by then it's going to be too late anyway)

Cumbria, one of the whitest parts of the UK, has an NGO called "Diverse Cumbria" and they host the "Diverse Cumbria Awards" to reward those who actively subvert our people. Obviously, these lot are bad news. Luckily, it's very easy to troll the nominations - you all know what to do.

Brit/pol/ sent Diverse Cumbria a bunch of joke nominations (Nads, George Soros, Owen Jones etc.) a few weeks ago, and it turns out from pic related that they've taken notice of our efforts. They are even threatening to dox the IP's of "Hate Mail Trolls" to the Police. Feel free to use a proxy if you think that they'll actually go through with their threats.

Submit a nomination HERE: diversecumbria.co.uk/Nominations.php

So, what is the process for submitting a nomination? It's easy:
>Can you think of someone who deserves recognition for their work in Cumbria?
>Nominations are FREE
>You can nominate as many people in as many categories as you like
>Don't have to provide any details aside from the nominee's name and a brief 150-400 word paragraph as to why they should be nominated

>deadline for Nominations: 10pm 20th march!

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>Coronavirus: UK moves to next stage in virus plan

I love how they claim that there's a plan.
>Umm.. if you're ill, stay home.
That's the plan...

Also, copied and pasted the thing posted on here to the BBC about that racist Ash Sarkar. This was my reply.

I wonder how their reply would be different if the "contributor" was white and saying something about muslims.

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this
my fucking dads been coughing since january, in fact desu he's been coughing for ages because his lungs are probs shot to shit from breathing in sawdust etc at work so we'll only know if its in the house if people start getting fevers

you'd whinge if he were looking cheerful, as well

He was a mistake, Corbyn would have been better

is it true Scottish people are not as resilient as the rest of us?

I read a post by some thai guy who recovered from a bad case.
He said he had two hots baths a day.
Masturbated 3 times a day.
Ate as much meat as he could stomach.
Spent rest of time in bed under many blankets.

>chinese students
>spiceboys
>snp stronghold

im ashamed of what glasgow has become

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>A SIDE NOTE TO ALL THE 'HATE MAIL TROLLS'... DON'T THINK WE AREN'T PASSING ON YOUR DETAILS, INCLUDING YOUR IP ADDRESS TO THE POLICE.

wew

Civil Contingencies Act comes into force when?

>He did? I missed that.
He mentioned how the SNP is shutting down events/gatherings citing the need to free up resources (ambulances/police). Said it's because those services are poorly delivered in Scotland.

They should close all universities except the ones that do Women Studies

Glasgow user here, can confirm
So many marxist and tranny nutcases here

Remember to masturbate into your own mouth to reclaim the valuable protein and zinc though, it could be the difference between life and death.

>Masturbated 3 times a day.
>Ate as much meat as he could stomach
why would this help?

>Entire world: Coronavirus remains infectious for up to 2 weeks
>UK: lol 7 days m8

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EIGHTY PERCENT OF THE POPULATION

If they're as tough as they say they are then why do they die so young?

started seeing extinction rebellion shite stuck to all the lampposts and crossings, unis with "honk if you support equal pay for BAME" shite
its an actual cesspit of degeneracy now. it hurts.

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>80% infected predicted
>1% death rate

soon

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nothing short of isolating every person on the planet for 6 months will stop this virus, but that's impossible. china deserves to be nuked.

HELP

HELP
HELp

Can we kick the fucking pakis out now.

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SNP is based mate

>muuuh refuygees
who cares, they dont control immigration policy, westminster does,

Then ask them. Point out examples where BBC people have been fired.

i hope it becomes an i am legend scenario so we get to fight some darkseeker zombies

we'd be looking at 40%+ of the population dying if that happened, according to the CFR in italy.

This is a pathetic, wholly inadequate response. We're utterly fucked

Liverpool based worker here.

Told to work remote until further notice today.

Lmao same here in my uni lad
>Extinction Rebellion
>Support pension strikes!
>Uni is involved in arms trade, bad!
>muh gender pride!

Libshits are fucking delusional

That's common sense in finland bruv, erry finn must be mentally retarded.
Maybe not changing all your clothes each time but other than that.

we'll hit lockdown the minute boris gets it

screencap this

>who cares, they dont control immigration policy, westminster does,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

i honestly believe this is some sort of bioweapon that got accidentally released

They will be infected the most when they spread it about at friday prayers

>1% death rate
3.4% according to the bullshit chinese/WHO numbers. reality tells us that it's closer to 50%, going by italy and iran.

>Only one case in my county
>Live rural as fuck
>Prepped too

Feeling quite comfy desu

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Fucksake lads, you're all coming across as a pack of jittery niggers. What ever happened to British reserve? Get a hold of yourselves.

>UK
>inadequate response

what we you expecting?

SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DEAD

should dump then in the North Sea and feed the fishies tbqh