/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1953 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 130,332 ► Died: 4,757

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Boris to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"
archive.is/dLh5c

NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
archive.is/TKCUJ

Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
archive.is/2S2kX

Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Virus invades nervous systems
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>REMINDER
China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
archive.is/Hgdg5

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

>LATEST CASES
10:36: 1,075 new cases and 75 new deaths in Iran.
09:52: First death in Austria.
09:47: 12 new cases in Luxembourg.
09:35: 3 new cases in the Philippines.
09:09: 99 new cases in Denmark.
08:44: 1 new death in Lebanon.
08:35: 4 new cases in Bosnia and Herzegovina.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/12/coronavirus-most-infections-spread-by-people-yet-to-show-symptoms-scientists
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787
youtu.be/dTYNwwPQH4k?t=19
foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-days
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007/
thenewsminute.com/article/india-records-first-covid-19-death-76-year-old-who-died-karnatakas-kalaburgi-120081
youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
archive.is/ZyqGO
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw
youtube.com/watch?v=nT2hmEt3Wvk
twitter.com/lookner/status/1238150474416652289
google.pl/amp/s/zdrowie.radiozet.pl/amp/full/21746/Choroby/Choroby-zakazne/Koronawirus-w-Polsce-liczba-zachorowan-zalecenia.-RAPORT-SPECJALNY
lars.coffee/covid19-tracker/#/
foxnews.com/world/justin-trudeau-self-quarantines-coronavirus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_saturation_(medicine)
washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/12/coronavirus-live-updates/
t.me/covid19
nypost.com/2020/03/12/nhl-set-to-suspend-season-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1238114089823584260?s=19
journalofhospitalinfection.com/article/S0195-6701(20)30046-3/fulltext
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>LATEST CHANGES
China +18 (+11) Iran +1,075 (+75) S. Korea +114 (+6) Spain +782 (+31) Germany +536 (+2) US +92 (+1) Switzerland +215 (+2) Japan +52 (+2) UK +130 (+2) Austria +115 (+1) Greece (+1) Iraq +8 (+1) Lebanon (+1) Poland +20 (+1) Algeria +4 (+1) Azerbaijan +4 (+1) Guyana +1 (+1) Norway +98 Sweden +183 Denmark +160 Netherlands +111 Belgium +85 Malaysia +9 Australia +28 Canada +12 Finland +44 Iceland +24 Israel +3 Czech Rep. +2 Slovenia +32 UAE +11 Kuwait +8 Portugal +17 India +12 Thailand +11 Brazil +17 Philippines +3 Romania +3 Taiwan +1 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Brunei +14 Albania +8 Peru +5 Pakistan +1 Luxembourg +12 Serbia +1 Estonia +1 S. Africa +4 Bulgaria +9 Latvia +6 Hungary +3 Slovakia +6 Belarus +3 Mexico +1 Bosnia +4 Malta +2 Cyprus +1 Moldova +3 Senegal +1 Armenia +3 Liechtenstein +1 Bolivia +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +4,133 (+140)

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>130305 infected
>4756 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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it's literally nothing

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 49,536 (1,588): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,059 (86) Germany 2,502 (5) France 2,281 (48) US 1,393 (39) Switzerland 867 (6) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 691 (17) Sweden 683 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 361 (1) Australia 156 (3) H. Kong 130 (3) Canada 122 (1) Greece 99 (1) Iraq 79 (8) Thailand 70 (1) S. Marino 69 (3) Lebanon 68 (3) Egypt 67 (1) Philippines 52 (2) Poland 51 (1) Taiwan 49 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Algeria 24 (1) Albania 23 (1) Argentina 21 (1) Bulgaria 16 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Panama 14 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Norway 727 Denmark 674 Qatar 262 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 158 Finland 109 Iceland 109 Israel 100 Czech Rep. 96 Slovenia 89 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 India 74 Brazil 69 Romania 50 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Palestine 31 Russia 28 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Chile 23 C. Rica 22 Peru 22 Pakistan 21 Croatia 19 Luxembourg 19 Serbia 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 17 S. Africa 17 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Slovakia 16 Belarus 12 Mexico 12 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Tunisia 7 Cyprus 7 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Senegal 5 Paraguay 5 Armenia 4 Liechtenstein 4 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory C. 1 Congo 1 Fr. Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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I just can't stop laughing since yesterday, it's all so gruesome beautiful that i can only laugh

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FIRST CASE OF REFUGEE WITH CORONA IN BERLIN
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>FIRST CASE OF REFUGEE WITH CORONA IN BERLIN
Close the borders now!

The good thing is that old people are gonna die off in droves, so all those annoying politicians are gonna be gone. Paradigm shift, baby

>mfw buying these dips and selling on these bumps

This is an opportunity for anyone with a set of balls to make some dough.

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When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

Infected already. It is literally a nothingburger.

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Watch Boku no pico

>/cvg/ calls asymptomatic carriers weeks ago
>WHO and govs say lol no
> asymptomatic carriers confirmed
God dam Yas Forums be wrong once ok?
theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/12/coronavirus-most-infections-spread-by-people-yet-to-show-symptoms-scientists

ALSO ALL THE DR PURR SHIT IS SLIDE CANCER THAT KILLS THREADS BY SPAMMING SHIT

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Add this to the sticky pasta.
Probably should be common knowledge (a well shared image).
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787

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I’m going backpacking in 10 days for a week, what are the odds society collapses by the time I get out?

Copypasta is stale UN.
Die of coof.

Yes, old people that are the only thing keeping the GOP relevant will die. The far-left zoomer goblins will bring centuries of prosperity to the US.

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ITALY REPORTS
ACTIVE CASES 12839
DEAD 1016
RECOVERED 1258
TOTAL: 15113

1 case in my town of 30k.

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BREAKING: ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS:

2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS
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2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS
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2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS
>2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS

2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS
>2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS

2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS
>2214 NEW CASES AND 189 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14676 CASES AND 1.016 DEATHS

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It is... still... quite literally... just the flu tho...

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NIGGER!!!!!!!! AAAARRRRRRRGGGH I SAID IT BEFORE ANY OF YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ZOOMERS STOOOOOOP

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continuing discussion...

FED WENT FULL RETARD

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+2214 infected
+188 death

Italy

youtu.be/dTYNwwPQH4k?t=19

My wife is going to a job fair and insists on shaking hands. I'm WuFlu'd. :(

THIS HAPPENING HAS GROWN PAST ALL COMPREHENSION. THE WORLD IS RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAR ON CHINA NOW.

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britcucks only time of doing something is to stop the very virus that could have saved this island. I fucking hate this place.

Are you making plans to keep Corona away from your jungle bats? Remember what Nostradamus posted.

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Fun fact: because Ireland is split between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland, there are now huge parts of Ireland where people in the same town/village, or people who have the same workplace/college/school will have two completely different sets of instructions from their government.

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Unlikely, in the 28 days later sense. It's a slow breakdown, with pockets worse than others. Look at Europe's Black Plague, or Athens.

Is Russia not getting infected?

aaaah it's not gone, what a relief. Thought i would never see the countries list ever again

Reminder that the market crash was going to happen eventually anyway, even without a pandemic

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REQUESTING THIS FOR NEXT THREAD IMAGE

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based though

Good. Natural selection.

Prepare for GESARA.

Worlds closed due to airborne aids

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we've been through the Spanish flu and Ebola combined, the world's healtcare is the best it's ever been, you're all really pathetic nihilists betas, just wanting to see the world burn cuz you're all failures in life, can't help it but to laugh at Yas Forums once again, yikes

Just a flu bro

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Why is this only making news now? This has been known for at least 2 months.

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HAND SANITIZER IS A JEWISH PLOT TO NORMALIZE RUBBING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
>HAND SANITIZER IS A JEWISH PLOT TO NORMALIZE RUBBING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
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HAND SANITIZER IS A JEWISH PLOT TO NORMALIZE RUBBING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
>HAND SANITIZER IS A JEWISH PLOT TO NORMALIZE RUBBING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

Guys, we did it. We got our happening.

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IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS

foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-days

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FOX NEWS

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Two weeks asymptomatic carriage, 9 days surface survival time. This was never containable.

I'm fine with anti-Chinese racism, though. That's a silver lining to the braindead talk of how border officials could just ask for the virus's papers and refused it entry.

Cheap flights are cheap flights. Gotta beat (((them))) somehow at their own game

my gf's 21 year old brother is in florida right now for spring fucking break. Wondering if he's trying to kill his family or just die before having to pay off student loans

>"only 4000+ dead"
The dead ones are lucky. They don't have to deal with Corona-chan when she makes her second tour.

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Oh no...

we have been tricked...

Welp, Capital region just got locked down. No domestic travels within the region. We also got 3 more deaths (5 total). What a big jump of confirmed cases. FUCK.

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>BREAKING: Italy reports 2,651 new cases of coronavirus and 189 new deaths, raising total to 15,113 cases and 1,016 dead

It's not stopping!

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ACTUALLY IT'S 15.113
>15.113
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Why can't I ever get free money? I wish I was born a Juice

anyone else wish OP were actually a glownigger kike instead of a cringe redditfag?

How long before it hits brazilian bats?
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007/

FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH

thenewsminute.com/article/india-records-first-covid-19-death-76-year-old-who-died-karnatakas-kalaburgi-120081

>Boris to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"

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NUKE CHINA NOW

>tfw 1 case in my tiny town in the middle of nowhere in the third poorest state of the country
literally what are the odds

>woman with Corona virus makes 100% recovery by staying home with OTC medicine
>her advice is to stay hydrated and find a good show to binge watch

It's a good time to be under 50.

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Buying a full face respirator, idk what filters to get, are EN14387 good enough?

28 cases and 1 dead

I want Corona-chan to coof on me ;~;

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this makes me happy

My life just started to get better, now it's all tumbling down...

One, you're a leaf so please refrain from commenting on american politics because you're retarded. Two, the GOP is a menace. Three, zoomers aren't actually politically active they just cry on twitter

>The belly of the dragon will drip water.

>Two witnesses will cry out in a silence all will hear.

>co- (prefix, English)
>together; mutually; jointly

>vid (verb, English)
>(slang) Clipping of video.

>video
>From the root vide of Latin videō (“I see”)

Two strains of the COVID virus are now spreading around the world.

FREE MONEY FOR ALL
WHAT A RIDE OF A FUCKING TIME LINE
youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

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does hand sanitizer kill the virus? anyone know?

+2651 cases, +189 dead, nice

Well i warned my family and mother/brothers are safe and with some supplies at a small, reaaaaally small town at the extreme countryside of the south region. And i am eagerly waiting for these bats to start the TRUE CARNIVAL here, boy i am laughing my ass off for days that my jaw is numb, no jokes.
>TO BIG TO FALL. TO BIG TO FALL. TO BIG TO FALL. TO BIG TO FAAAIEJAUEHAIAJIKFKAGGAHGAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHALAAAAAAA

Not the richest I'm. But I've managed to make some profit today on bitcoin. Though money won't be needed in a place to which we're going

A low density cloud of that shit is less likely to infect you. Think probabilities. Yes you should just avoid it, but if you can't, ambient risk like that is much, much lower than breathing in someone's exhalation from 4 feet away.

Can someone share the hazmat template?

Source

Wow, you found 3 different ways to post cringe with just 3 words and a picture. That's impressive.

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FUCKING CAPITALISTS SHOULD BE EXECUTED

>uk and us guberments letting the virus get free rampage in society

based

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same here

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Forgot archive.is
archive.is/ZyqGO
CONFIRMED ASYMPTOMATIC WORSE SPREADERS THAN SYMPTOMATIC

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Why contain it?

Press conference every day at 6 PM GMT +1 you dumb pastabro

Are you the consoomer poster from the previous thread?

Italian numbers out! 188 new dead, 2650 new cases

>one of my coworkers was sent home today for being sick
G-Guys?

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Shit's fucked mate, big time.

NORWAY +96
TOTAL 727

what am I looking at??

Its cultural appropiation

This, corona only popped the bubble, she didn't create it.....

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what happened to the john hopkins corona map? Is it not loading for anyone else?

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It's over. Society is going to collapse from the flu.

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Just use the stream
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

Why are you faggots jerking off so much to this coronothing joke
The real damage being done is at the stock market thanks to boomer hysteria

Bought this device.
How do I know when to worry?

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>USG just announced they're keeping all 16 face-to-face institutions open
Should I just tell them to fuck off and not show up to uni? My uni has 30,000 people at least travelling all around the world right now.

If I was an ambitious right wing politician I would have been loudly arguing for closed borders and other extreme measures way back in early January so that months later when the panic hits everybody would see that only I had the foresight to stop it. Le Pen, Salvini etc. missed a great opportunity here.

Hot

my fren said this virus is a bio weapon thatll fuck my kidneys n make me infertile

is that true experts from pol???
i wanna keep drinking pints :(

Noooo let them spread it this ia the best thing that could've happened

>Inject 1 trillion
but Sir, it won't be enough
>I said poom peet

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SHUT IT DOWN

>Every single country is either currently going into quarantine or planning on it
>Every single health organization is begging people to stay safe and stock up on supplies
>MFW I remember that I still haven't started a stockpile yet
I am actively fucking myself into oblivion.

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and those retards will be the only survivors *sigh*
oh besides the NEET masterrace of course

nice "containment "

>starting from a purchase of 30€ 50ml hand sanitizer for free
>starting from a purchase of 60€ 1 mask for free

And yet people still believe China kek

And UK is the only non banned travel from EU to US.

>A fifth of the entire world's deaths from Corona are in italy
Rip pastaboys

Scandi numbers are more worrying than the ones in Italy.

Fact: over 4000 of the total 5000 SARS cases from 2002 were left permanently disabled due to diminished lung capacity. Many of them are still on oxygen, 18 years later.

FACT: most of the population will get SARS 2.0

Think about the possible results of those two facts.

Corooooooonnnnnaaaaaa Na na na na
youtube.com/watch?v=nT2hmEt3Wvk

I'm set to go to Florida in June for vacation, by then this probably won't matter as everyone will have it anyway...

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>Nobody went to Walgreens
>just bought their entire TP section

OHNONONO

WRONG

That data is based on the REGULAR FLU STRAIN HCoV-19, NOT SARS2-CoV.

FUCKING FAKE NEWS REEEEEEEEEE

>t. read the fucking study

Quando la saturazione ti va sotto 95 mi pare ma aspetta l'opinione di un medico

Yeah why?
What's worse is it's been actively denied

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Anything below 94 is when you care, below 90 you break out the O2

It's 34 cases now.
They are claiming that the boomer died from chronic kidney disease and that autopsy didn't show signs of penumonia in the lungs. It's not confirmed if he or his family have Corona yet.

What the fuck did the fed even just do, things are happening so fast i don't even know what's going on.

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So wait, they're using both masks and fucking hand sanitizers as a business promo?

KEK BASED LOOKNER

twitter.com/lookner/status/1238150474416652289

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I don't think there's any evidence of it yet, but yes, that's what people have been saying.

Is any leaked footage from Italy out there? Can't find anything.. Are there no phonefags in Italy?!

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Even more proof China's lying out it's ass.

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Would you rather die of hypothermia or pneumonia/brain nuking?

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Is that Jake from State Farm? She sounds hideous

FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 15000 CONFIRMED CASES
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 15000 CONFIRMED CASES

FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 15000 CONFIRMED CASES
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 15000 CONFIRMED CASES

FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 15000 CONFIRMED CASES
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 15000 CONFIRMED CASES

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS!!!!!!!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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>22 case here
>normies and nothing burgers in full panic mode
>panic shopping in every supermarket
mfw

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>Based Lookner pointing out the US is still basically doing nothing to halt the virus
>waves of upset people attacking him for it
he's the hero we don't deserve

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yes

Based Turkey

Sitting here feeling like shit, with a cough and a slight sore throat.

Considering just offing myself before I get the news.

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Our little girl has grown up and found achievements far past our imaginations when we first gathered back in January, after China shut down Wuhan.
She's shut down the whole fucking world, infected celebrities, politicians, athletes, and your mother. She's quarantined more people than all other quarantines in history combined.
Coronachan has made history. She's pandemic. She's worldwide, and she's here forever.

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I feel you bro, im only 20 and still live with mommy and daddy and they stupid fucking boomers that havent started prepping, we're kinda fucked desu

It is your time, user.

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Greece is 117-118 and the 10 new are "orphans" community spread has begun.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M OUT OF BOOOZE ALREADY
I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS!

google.pl/amp/s/zdrowie.radiozet.pl/amp/full/21746/Choroby/Choroby-zakazne/Koronawirus-w-Polsce-liczba-zachorowan-zalecenia.-RAPORT-SPECJALNY

According to this, we can have 14k sick in Poland.
This is not a drill, it's true pandemic and this circus is slowly starting to burn.
Clowns are still playing it cool, but soon even then will run.

Anons this is it. We're the ones who might survive, we need to unite, make a mark that we will recognize each other out there. I don't want to kill my fellow user, normie Idc, but you guys, it's an honor to meme with you.

THE THING

Honestly this seems like ebola all over again. But could there be signs that corona virus is here to stay? I know the mortality rate is relatively low but is the infection rate worse?

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He Fell For it.

Now DOOMP IT!!

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It's probably getting too much traffic.

my tears won't stop falling

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I bet these niggers have a quarantine facility nearby

G-guys
My kids school sent an email out that someones in self quarantine and has been trying to get tested for WuFlu but has been "unable to so far"
My kid has a sore throat. I feel like my chest is hurting a little but no fever or cough. Is this it for me? Is it true my kid will at least live? He is younger than 15.

>IT HAS REACHED ALL 7 COTINENTS

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how the fuck did it reach them?

He's right, you know. Buy the dip!

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Digits confirm Lookner goes full 1488 by end of week

im already out of weed and ive only been home a week

Based pizzapeople

PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC

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How many deaths have been diagnosed POST-MORTEM as corona?

Enjoy having half or less lung capacity due to permanent alveoli scarring, dipshit.

Have fun getting so winded you have to sit down after 1 flight of stairs for the rest of your life.

Really, it's been kinda sad watching Yas Forums transform from a patriot into a drooling retarded pussy in the matter of a couple days.

It's hard to tell without the khakis.

Based influencer watching retards. They're gonna hit up all those conventions to meet their e-daddies and give them the coof. Great YouTuber/Streamer death of 2020's soon.

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lars.coffee/covid19-tracker/#/ still working

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How, how did it get there, that’s fucking absurd

CORONACHAN'S RARE ACHIEVEMENTS CANNOT BE STOPPED. WORLD STAR.

God I hope he dies
It would be kino

kek, another meltdown.

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When they brought people back from Wuhan planes diverted to Alaska and the south pole, never to be heard from again. That explains it. Probably full of spies desu

Yes. It's an enveloped virus, so if you're 'simple' think of it like a bacteria. Anything that kills bacteria is going to help. Soap and water, 70%etoh/isooh. Not sure on vinegar or baking soda solutions yet, but I don't want to test it. pH imbalances *should* help. Soap still wins.

Don't ask questions

>very busy airport in Kelowna
>still no cases
Explain yourself coronachan

how we holdin up, eir boys?

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Argie baker , best baker , thanks and be well


32 mins ago
Justin Trudeau self-quarantines amid coronavirus outbreak after wife exhibits flu-like symptoms
>32 mins ago
Justin Trudeau self-quarantines amid coronavirus outbreak after wife exhibits flu-like symptoms
32 mins ago
Justin Trudeau self-quarantines amid coronavirus outbreak after wife exhibits flu-like symptoms
>32 mins ago
Justin Trudeau self-quarantines amid coronavirus outbreak after wife exhibits flu-like symptoms
foxnews.com/world/justin-trudeau-self-quarantines-coronavirus

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Coronachan special

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>parochial mentality
BASED MEMEFLAG POSTER

They're going to feel like such total idiots when nothing happens and they're eating that food later instead of going grocery shopping hahaha

I'm also 20 and the reason I haven't started prepping is because my roommates are both nonbeliever "it's just a flu bro" thugs that would probably just put a bullet in my head and steal my supplies the second it truly gets rough so why even bother.

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Can you post the original. All of them. I lost my copy.

95-99 normal for most people
88-95 normal for people with COPD or other obstructive lung illness.

extremely based

shitty argument from a retarded user.
That guy is just trannie bourgeois that wants to keep the discussion focused on civil rights because his position of wealth would be immediately threatened the moment someone start to talk about social rights.

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>I don't want to kill my fellow user
so remember to wear our sign during the raid times
stay strong and wash your hands

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His face says
>I need to call my investor
But the stream says
>Thank you to the facebook moderators

Savor the flavor spaghetti nigger we are about to make your numbers look like peanuts.

Chink on the ice sheet no doubt. There are no accidents.

Fucking retards

>tfw can't make fun of "it's just a flu" faggot boomer cos his dad's dying (not coronavirus)

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Other

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>Natural selection
Nope, only sick old people die from the virus.

so it's in antactica now? cool

>mom wants to survive
>dad is on a date with destiny

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it's happening belbro's, government is gonna announce a full lockdown within the hour, so go do your groceries if you haven't prepped. combine this with the impending economic crash (Bel20 at 2700 points) and you got yourself a crisis scenario.

Ok its been fun, you can bring out the DRACOs from the prophecy now haha!

FORZA FERRARI

Any anons know if the barrel on a Maverick 88 can be swapped? I'm planning on buying one with an 18.5" barrel for home defense but might want to change it in the future if possible.

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wait, what does "International" mean here?

Marbella in lockdown

source?

CIDF

>A new study suggests that the novel coronavirus COVID-19 can remain in the air for up to three hours, and live on surfaces such as plastic and stainless steel for up to three days.

>The research, published in the medRxiv depository, also notes that the virus can remain on copper surfaces for four hours and carboard for up to 24 hours. The research found it could stay on stainless steel and plastic for anywhere between two and three days.

>"Our results indicate that aerosol and fomite transmission of HCoV-19 is plausible, as the virus can remain viable in aerosols for multiple hours and on surfaces up to days," the researchers wrote in the study, which has not yet been peer-reviewed.

TRUDEAU AND TRUMP BOTH LIKELY INFECTED. CORONACHAN IS A LEGEND WHO WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

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INSIDER INFO
Buy socks. When global supply of socks stops and people's socks break down socks will be worth their weight in gold.

Is there any leaked footage from Italy?

Some dead people.. Hospitals are overrun???!?!

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>FIRST CASE OF REFUGEE WITH CORONA IN BERLIN

In other news, water is wet.

FED BTFO'D

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Buy low sell lower

They can also be touchy as fuck. Make sure you're comfy with placement before you start becoming feverish so you know when you have an accurate read

oh

Establish baseline by taking readings several times a day. Normal is 95-100 for most people. Below 95 is when you have a mild respiratory issues. Below 90 is getting bad. Below 80 and your organs start shutting down.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_saturation_(medicine)

Numbers mean less than other symptoms. Also mind that a cool finger will give a false low reading. The people who really have problems need positive pressure ventilation. Even if you have an O2 tank, mind how full it is and remember it can go a lot longer at 2L than 6L. Also mind that a nasal cannula won't do you any more good at anything past 6L.

>Ebola again
28,646 cases and 11,000 dead over 2.5 years
Corona-chan is going to blow past those numbers. Using Federal estimates, they think 150M mutts will contract it this year, and using the Italian data, that 10M+ dead at a minimum

boris didnt say to let it spread so that the UK gets herd immunity
found the retard

Ebola came close to wiping us the fuck out bozo. Exponential growth in every country should be enough to scare even the most hardheaded head-up-their-arse naysayers.

>YLW
>busy
That said, I used to work at YVR a lot before I went on disability last year. In hindsight, becoming a NEET was truly the best move.

Turdeau wife has flu symptoms, she and weedman supreme to self isolate. Corona-chan we need you now more than ever; lend us your power!

93 and above is just fine.

Live updates: Brazilian official who met Trump and Pence at Mar-a-Lago tests positive for coronavirus

washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/12/coronavirus-live-updates/

I've started brewing sugar wine. It'll get you good and fucked up, but it tastes of Marmite from the yeast.

The 7th continent has it.

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Any country/cruise ship that isn't Shitena.

*coof*

Who is this asshole? I'm constantly seeing the shittiest hot takes from that bluecheck nigger posted here.

how fucking new are you, corona is extremely infectious. Ebola is a joke compared to this, ebola kills fast and hard but this new corona virus spreads like wildfire. We've been talking about this since late december on here.

Fedex can deliver your infected chinese scat porn dvd to anywhere in the world, chums.
Didn't you know that?

Fucking kek did they really think another injection is going to save this market?
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN

the okanogan valley is filled with old people. if corona-chan makes it there it will be decimated.

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>foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-days

SARS-COV2 it is in the fucking title
>Aerosol and surface stability of HCoV-19 (SARS-CoV-2) compared to SARS-CoV-1

Path of Light no regrets

4946 getting real close to breaking 5k

can some 1 post coronachan phone wallpaper?

can you guys believe I tried to have a serious discussion regarding coronavirus with my medschool class and they basically know nothing of this shit?
Seriously, I know I go on serious chans and therefore I'm one of the most informed regarding conspiracies/happenings, but these normalfags can't fucking think for themselves
I went on saying coronavirus was something to be really concerned of since Italy is basically Wuhan 2.0 now and they went on that old bullshit of 2% fatality rate. Then I showed the numbers of the dead/(dead+recovered) italians which stated an over 44% mortality rate and yet the fuckers responded as "well you know most of the dead italians are old anyway" I was on the verge of snapping when a progressist cuckold took the strings and went on a rant saying we should care about old people too and that misinformation will cause even more deaths and that is very cruel not to care about the elderly. I say he's a cuck because he took the first opportunity to raise a SJW flag and he did, I doubt he gives a fuck about corona. Then I said China's and Iran's numbers could not be trusted, because they are totalitarian regimes and their numbers are likely manipulated. They basically dismissed it and said this was being a total buzz for a nothingburger.
I seriously fucking hate normies, they can't even THINK for themselves. God I fucking hate this new generation that believes everything reported by States and the media without having any concerns if there's an interest behind making corona look like a minor issue not to cause the markets to crash.
Fuck this gay earth, these are the doctors that are going to treat you in the future.

Lol why even buy? Did they expect the fed to print forever?

Total number outside of China.

>Arctic
Are all Germans really this stoooooooopid?

READ CAREFULLY

You degenerate Turkisch Faggot:

There are no phone shitters because the doctors are doing their work. It is also a hard situation, you gay nigger from Die Ruhr.

Our doctors are not gay turkisch faggots like your friends, they work and do not slack with their phones like the fags -as (((you)))- always do.

Now fuck off and never talk to me or my doctors.

Some loudmouth twitter idiot with no important medical background.

user what should I do

I have fever for a couple of hours (38.2°C), significant aches and feel very tired. I can barely walk. Yesterday, i was juste very tired and so I got to work today.

Do I have covi-chan :-( ? Should I call a doctor :-( ?

the bull is sacrificed and cooked, it's bear all the way down now

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THOSE BASTARDS!

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I fucking love 2020 so much it is a year full to the brim with Happenings i initially wanted to kms this year i may post pone it now

Leave it to the irish to give out pro booze tips.

It's gonna destroy global markets. Financial collapse is imminent. That's why we're scared.

Hillary Clinton based?
I think I'm a Hillary rocket now

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He's a fucking nobody that Yas Forums has seemingly made e-famous.
All e-celebs deserve Corona-chan

Buy a Remington 870 bro. Way easier, way more options barrel wise. And super easy to find parts since it’s one of the most popular boomsticks on the planet

Any pasta here can provide updated version of pic related?

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Sweet, can't wait to visit Italy for cheap and without all the crowds

I can't tell if I'm actually laughing at this tragedy or if Corona-Chan's overheating my brain fluids.

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NBA suspended its season after two players tested positive.

NBA suspended its season after two players tested positive.

Yup
Come a long way our girl

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Same bro

You can't save everyone. You can't even save most. It's not a 'new generation' issue, this is how it's always been.

>HCoV-19
YES, THIS ONE, NOT SARS2-CoV YOU INBRED

IT'S TWO DIFFERENT VIRA

READ THE FUCKING STUDY, NOT THE ARTICLE

Where did you find a pic of a human pig chimera?

Anyone young feel like they've already had it and feel fine now ? Or am i trippin

Inevitable. Monkeys are going to feast on bats once the economic collapse begins

based neet mommy

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133,008

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im gonna coom

i could 100% see him tweet something like this at this point

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>If I die, I die
>but still screeching aboot drumpf, muh raycism, and shits like that
these """people""" are deranged

This, look to Italy to guess the real trends. China is full of shit.

*HueHueHuecksjhdakfacoofcoofcoof*

Chink asspain is a goldmine. Highly recommend building yourselves a nice collection.

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what did he mean by this?

Has anyone checked on /sp/ to make sure they haven't killed themselves yet?

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A pretty based response

Let's say I only have 1 n95 mask, passerby on the street coughs on it, and I come home. Do I immediately dispose of it or is there a method to disinfect it and keep reusing?

A China user said under no circumstances to mositen the masks with any liquid as it would render the mask useless for preventing microns from entering for future use. anyone??

This place needs more hip young people that aren't spray tan bimbos or crack fiends

How many gas mask filters should I have? (Standard NATO ones in dual filter mask)

I haven't really thought about it this way, 2% isn't that much but if 150 million people get infected 2% of that 150 million will die; meaning 3 million which is quite alot. Although I doubt the mortality percentage is higher than that.

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I used to make honeywine, but my alcoholism spiralled out of control and now I can chug anything below 20% ABV like it's water. Champagne yeast tastes better, but makes for a drier wine.

/k
Are you a /k/omrade ?

And who picks up the bill? Fed is already fast-tracking devaluing the USD.

>teehee nooooo we won't tell you about recoveries

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If you coronachan kills you, you win.

ITALY 2651 NEW CASES 189 DEATHS
>ITALY 2651 NEW CASES 189 DEATHS
ITALY 2651 NEW CASES 189 DEATHS
>ITALY 2651 NEW CASES 189 DEATHS

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lads maybe hillary wasn't so bad

im refreshing this thing every 5 minutes to see when it hits 5k
dont think we'll be waiting long now

Normies started to panic buy here, feels good having stashed up literally a month and a half ago.

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Grazie

93 is when you need supplementary oxygen

they're the same virus
SARS-CoV-2 is the official name, while HCoV19 or NCoV19 was the working name before the official name

"If coronavirus gets really dangerous, I might as well be trapped in a third world shithole during a bank holiday and quarantine"

We can meme about Italy, but the newest 7 cases in my country got infected in Austria and Germany.

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Nevar spaghett.

holy fuck you're right

Finnbro here you can find any update on Italy t.me/covid19

EMT fren said they arent the most reliable but if it goes under 93 its cause of concern.

Fuck chinks

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user has been hibernating

HAWT

So Denmark is officially locked down?

tfw

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NHL to suspend season amid coronavirus outbreak

nypost.com/2020/03/12/nhl-set-to-suspend-season-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/

Holy kek

It really just illustrates how spoiled western life has made people. They are literally unable to face the possibility of their life being disrupted.

Jesus Christ even the Lebowski nihilists are represented IRL
This timeline is insane

based

Meanwhile on biz..
>pic related.

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At least you are reacting before the 1k mark
God I hate the incompetent faggots in my gov

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twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1238114089823584260?s=19

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>implying she would have done any of this if in power

THE GOYIM KNOW! SHUT IT DOWN!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEAD THE FUCKING REPORT, RETARD

PIC FUCKING RELATED

journalofhospitalinfection.com/article/S0195-6701(20)30046-3/fulltext

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Nukes fly in 30 minutes

CANADA IS OVER

The leaf is right tho... Everyone knows that most of the GOP's base is 50+. They're the most at risk with this virus.

They sent his data to Vector lab here in Kotosibirsk. He will be 100% confirmed.

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Jews desperately trying to keep their shekels from burning up in the markets.

>told my mom to prep on the 21st of february
>took my advice
>told my dad the same thing, also told him to sell his stocks
>got angry and yelled about this being bat soup aids nothing to worry it's just "MSM hoax to get trump out"
>dad stopped taking my calls as of monday
>wake up today to a full voicemail box and hundreds of missed calls
>it's him
>he bought cheap flights to austria and is now stuck there with his whore wife

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>Although I doubt the mortality percentage is higher than that.
WHO says 3.4%
Italian data is 6.6%
The real worry is collapse of health care systems as is happening in Italy, leading to lots of other deaths as other critical patients are turned away.

Further, without treatment, many moderate cases of Covid19 turn into critical cases

source?

I'm torn over this. I don't want to admit to the shit I've posted here in my days and I seem to hate most of you. At the same time, I'm here for fucking ever.

Chinese digits
14884 sick
85 suspected
4257 in critical condition
3173 died
62924 cured
80981 in total

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Allready ordered USSR GP-5 with few filters. I will stock on sunday and fly out to IE in saturday with mask and I'll change it every once 2 hours. And at work i will still wear masks. While i am in LV i have dodged crowds for more than week. Im showing no signs of SARS and Covd so i think im fine for now.

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SEE
SARS2-CoV ISN'T ENDEMIC, MORON

isn't just a layover for the vancouver bikers?
>sweet houseboating bruh

>check the map
>no state isn't infected?
Thank you Trump. Very cool.

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grande Italia, sapevo di essere nata nel paese giusto :')

The real gold is printer paper. Once Staples stockroom is empty, business owners will happily pay stupid amounts per, just to keep their business functioning.
And people are stockpiling TP. Idiots.

NEW THREAD:


NEW THREAD:


NEW THREAD:

most people I know who didn't prep are also saying this, I think they are trying to cope

I am actually happy of all these old fucktards dying left and right and i hope Coronachan does her work for years to come

Ever since the pandemic started pollution rates went down, traffic accidents plummeted, overcrowding-related problems disappeared. Old fucks that did not want to leave their positions in society are dying left and right and new opportunities for the young are rising.

Godspeed, Corona

Anos do anyone have a compiled number of links with the chinese lies? And they trying to shift blame/go back with what they were saying? Guess its a good time to make something like this

Army is arriving in Warsaw I just saw a bunch of military vehicles on Waszyngtona in saska Kępa

Word is Warszawa going to full lockdown Monday, soldiers in the streets enforcing quarantine. Government is denying it so people don't flee. Nobody will be allowed out not even for food

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I will always love you

open bob bitch i rap u later k love you now send vigina pics k love u

at least 6,5% mortality
is italy the first country to report accurate numbers?

what´s Einkauf? do you get a hand sanitizer free?

Fuck that. Buy an M&P sport AR15 right fucking now. Thank me later. You need a rifle you can defend yourself with, not a god damn jamomatic blunderbuss. Get a fucking 1022 over that thing!!!

>SARS2-CoV ISN'T ENDEMIC, MORON
BRO

>patriot
Yas Forums is an international board

Femanon italiane su pol?
Esistono?

He didn't sell his stocks huh

i was naive, of course it's fucking real.

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GUY