DOW RISES

This is corruption beyond comprehension at this point, the type of corruption where the culprits deserve to be burned at the stake for the whole township to observe.

Market was on its way to its worst day since 1987 but it has started rallying.

They already are.

I want to help

We're all getting lambos boys, hope you bought the dip!

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HAPPENING FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

>Goddam that was a fast climb back to a "mere" 3% loss. Can the government be any more obvious?

People who are short the market want to lock in their gains. This is why dead cats bounce.

It's not completely impossible for us to go green today.

I want to roast marshmallows by the pyres. Warm toasty marshmallows.

I've been saying this was an empty burrito from the beginning.

Can someone explain the stock market to me? Pretend I'm a low IQ retard

Holy mother of market manipulation.

youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

fucking PUMP IT

FED PUMPS FAKE MARKET
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Actually disgusting. Free market my ass.

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Buy high sell low

In order for companies to raise a large sum of money they "go public" meaning they sell their company to investors. That is what a stock is, a portion of the company

DOW Jones is a collection of stocks

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On Feb 12 the Dow was 29,551.
Today the Dow hit 21,298.

If you "it's only a flu" faggots doubt, look it up.

That is a 28% reduction in a month. If that is not a happening, was 1929? A mild symptom?

>pretend

Yikes, nvm

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the fed needs to be abolished

And goes down again. Top kek!

>babbies first deadcat bounce

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the fuck

IT'S CRASHING FASTER THAN IT WENT UP

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DUAMP IT

FED announced its buying stock

10 percent down
5 percent up
10 percent down
5 percent up

literally every day. how do people never learn?

Whew! That it might not Happen today.

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Big companies sell tiny percentages of ownership to investors. The stock value is mostly based on how the average person feels the company is going to do. The company's worth then becomes a quasi-educated guess of a horde of morons.

Lol. It's still falling
USA is ruled by a bunch if retards

HOLY FUCK RICH KEKS BTFO!!!!!
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honestly what sort of Jew conflict is going on? it's a fucking roller coaster

Based.

HYPERINFLATION ACTIVATE!

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user... I'm a little confused here. Did the Fed just print itself a trillion dollars out of nowhere? That's very BAD, right?

zerohedge.com/markets/ny-fed-conduct-1-trillion-repo-over-two-days-stabilize-treasury-financing-market

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Chekt dat 88!

Fucking kek, also check

Hahaha it's going back down

Imagine thinking "happeningfags" will ever be wrong for the next three months at least. The Fed is LITERALLY pumping money into it you fucking idiot.

Don't worry, it'll shit the bed again by end of day and if not it'll just shit the bed again tomorrow.

>trying to douse a fire with cash
why is the FED so smart?
True panic mode activated, burning a trillion dollars to catch an anvil

I don't get it what are they trying to accomplish?
Shits fucked anyways. The earlier they let it descend into the hell the sooner we hit the bottom.

FED has no real money, all borrowed

Depression watch begins

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Dead banks everywhere.
With DB opening a black hole just for the lolz

someone explain to me whats going on I'm a retard I don't know economics

Here's the source because you faggots didn't bother to post one.
finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-news-live-march-12-013620137.html

Pump and dump?

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2008 was the beginning of this. Now we're in this spiral. It's all going according to their sick plan.

AHHHHHHHH

>stock market going bust
>fed(basically US central bank) prints money and injects it into the market to keep it afloat, barely
>dollar goes to shit

>markets go down linearly without bounces
newfag lmao. the fact that its already going down again without even making a decent dead cat bounce shows how fucked we are. after being this oversold we should be going to 23500 AT THE VERY LEAST to test the 200 week moving average resistance. the fact that we are already going down again just shows how FUCKED we actually are

It's not bad if everybody is dumping shares to flee to the dollar

So fucking rigged
They just make up some more dollars on the computer and pump them into the market

Fucking kike clown world

haha money printer go brrrr

stonk go down

mfw the fucking fed is dumping and pumping to fuck with us

what did you expect? it's literally a bunch of boomers with a million printers

Bogged

isn't that how you get inflation?

FED pumping banks dumping

Time to kick the can down the line.

hehe moni prinder go brrrrrrrrrrm hehe

why is this faggot still alive

Y'all lose your shit about the DOW. But what about the others?

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That spike was a fed repo. Your country is going to pull hyperinflation out of its own ass if they keep writing digits to the economy for no reason. And once again Wall Street is bailed out in detriment of Main Street. Good job burgers

Classic dead Cat bounce, you fucking filthy casual.

Dow is going down like your mom did last night.

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nah these weren't just freshly printed, this money has existed for a while and wasn't in circulation.

It can be OK if they just pump the market for a month or two and then pull out slowly once shit is stabilizing a bit.

yes

The stock market is, simply, a market for stocks.
It's where people buy or sell the stock they own.

Once upon a time, people used to buy stock because it paid a quarterly dividend to the stock owner.
It served as a source of of passive income for the stockholder.
The value of the stock USED TO be based on the earnings potential of the company, because only companies that made profits could distribute dividends/

BUT, we have gotten away from those fundamentals. We are in a Speculative stock market, where people buy on the hopes that stock price rises and they can sell down the road.

When the government pumps free money to traders, and make it impossible for anyone to make reasonable passive income from Savings accounts due to low interest rates, it encourages a Speculative bubble.

>UK FTSE loss less than French and German stock markets

....yay, UK wins? I guess?

RETARDED FED JEWS HAVE NEARLY ENSURED HYPER INFLATION

INVEST IN WHEEL BARROWS

Economy BTFO.

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If you fall for that you are officially a fucking retard

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Your growth was much slower with the Brexit, so I guess it's pretty much the same in terms or yearly/quarterly losses.

Ever been to a casino?

literally no one knows what's going on.

the bankers themselves, the ones who are at the top (think 000000.1% probably don't even know what to do.

they just do rock paper scissors until they decide on something.

fiat system will burn beneath itself.the cause of its own destruction, how ironic.

just wait it out.

Is that graph froming a middle finger?