/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1952 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Please let me beat witcher 3 on the switch before the virus takes me away. I wonder who will take care of my funko pops after Im gone. I have many rare collectibles. :(

Posted this twice now with no sauce.

>DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO STAY CALM, PANICKING DOESN'T HELP ANYONE!!!!!!! DON'T BLAME YOUR OFFICIALS FOR THEIR INACTION, WE'RE HERE NOW, NO POINT GETTING ANGRY AT THE POLITICIANS!!!!!! JUST, DON'T. PANIC!!!!!!!!!!

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>lts announce it so the goons escape

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>the vital concerns of the consoomer

OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>IRELAND CLOSES SCHOOLS AND BANS PUBLIC GATHERINGS OF 100 OR MORE
IRELAND CLOSES SCHOOLS AND BANS PUBLIC GATHERINGS OF 100 OR MORE
>IRELAND CLOSES SCHOOLS AND BANS PUBLIC GATHERINGS OF 100 OR MORE
IRELAND CLOSES SCHOOLS AND BANS PUBLIC GATHERINGS OF 100 OR MORE
comfy zone

CHINA NUMBA WAAAAAAAN

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Holy Shit the Fed is pumping so hard to prevent a 10% Drop! It keeps bouncing between upper -8% and mid -9%.

HAHAHA Pump all you want Fed you aren't in charge anymore!

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NUKE THE CHINESE NOW

Wow at this rate it'll be half as dangerous as the flu.

HAPPENING!

PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS DIRECTLY EXPOSED TO CORONACHAN!

>destroys your economy
>brings a rise to racism to chinks
>proves the importance of borders
>wipes out boomers and the sick
>mutates rapidly
>crashes your global economy

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The respoinsible coordinator in Sweden, Anders Tegnell, has declared that it is unfair to work from home, as not everyone will have that opportunity.

This is the end result of socialism, bros

expect infected to skyrocket in about a week and a bit more in berlin

Media is overhyping this to try and stop Trump's re-election (which is guaranteed otherwise) just another in a long line of sleazy tactitcs

I feel sorry for everyone who lives outside Sweden.

We have control now. But you do not.

time flies in a pandemic

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Boris Johnson finna boutta make an announcement

youtube.com/watch?v=A0chs7bVQ8Y

is netherlands going to close schools or not

>130305 infected
>4756 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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SAUCE

>C yчeтoм нoвых дaнных в Poccии зapeгиcтpиpoвaнo 34 cлyчaя кopoнaвиpyca. Пpи этoм чeтвepo poccиян и двoe китaйцeв yжe пoпpaвилиcь и выпиcaны из бoльниц.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING THE SONG OF INFECTED MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE
WHO WILL DIE FROM VIRUS THIS YEAR

>Parents stockpiled for almost 6 month worth of stuff.

guess I'm surviving this one bros.
I also used all my christmas money on chicken nuggets and peanutbutter.

anyone else starting to see all the SEETHING posts on facebook from normies that are mad at smart people who slowly bought and stocked up?

its hilarious.

theyre legit LOSING IT on the daily in full cap rages

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I'm legit out of toilet paper but afraid people take me for those lunatics who buy ten year worth of them in one day.

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> DEFEND THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

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I feel for you user ;~;

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All zoomers with no jobs in Spain waiting for boomers to die so they can inherit their property.
It seems like a biblical tale.

I thought you said n99 masks were sold out
What's wrong with this

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"The US still has time to prevent an Italy style outcome here"
-scott gottlieb

Yeah, not really when 50% of the population still thinks the flu is worse.......

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I'm in Westchester County NY (over 100 confirmed cases) and 2 of my coworkers are running fevers and coughing like fucking crazy, I'm fucked aren't I?

SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
>SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

>mandatory border controls
>shutting down of all international airports
>mandatory 14 days quarantine of all ppl coming from abroad (fines in ten thousands euros if broken)
>All schools, kindergardens and universities closed
>All public places and events canceled
>Shopping malls only to provide food and medications
>All concert halls, coctail bars, party places etc to be closed
>International transport apart from medication, supplies and food halted

Are we going to make it?

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Is this the end?

Shut up... Its important to me.

Hope you fags are happy. Fucking willed it to happen and you got your wish. Now your parents will die and hopefully you as well.

>US 1,390 (38)
Lol.
Still only 38.
How long has it been stuck at 38? 4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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REMOVE TRUMP

Parents are goin to domican at end of March. Are they safe?

Finally got my shit. Now to watch the Boomers die out.

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schools are closed for 3 weeks in Turkey starting march 16

The coronavirus (COVID-19) has been the perfect model of a bioweapon

A "virus" that originated in China that has quickly spread around the world due to open borders and globalist policies has caused panic and economic damages. Meanwhile the US and European governments and media are scolding their own citizens not because of the spread of the bioweapon but because of fears of "racism and xenophobia". The Chinese government are not stupid. They understand how goddamn moronic the US and European governments and media are and that they will attack their own citizens before ever attacking China

This coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic has become the perfect model of how to successfully release a bioweapon and how to fool the moronic governments and media of the target areas (US and Europe) into defending the use of a bioweapon

"As Coronavirus Spreads, Racism And Xenophobia Are Too"
>npr.org/2020/03/09/813700167/as-coronavirus-spreads-racism-and-xenophobia-are-too

" Coronavirus fears fuel racism and hostility, say British-Chinese "
>theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/01/coronavirus-weaponised-way-to-be-openly-racist

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Schools are being closed in Norway and by the sound of it most everything that isn't critical to the functioning of society will be closed down as well.

nrk.no/norge/alle-utdanningsinstitusjoner-stenges-_-flere-arrangementer-og-virksomheter-far-forbud-1.14940952

Ibovespa (Brazilian Stocks) dropping by 18%

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Hospitalityfags how are you coping? Hotels losing all business, restaurants cutting hours/closing, tens of billions of tourism dollars lost.
We're fucked for rent food etc. Guess it's time to find a job ditch digging...

BREAD THEME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=NmdjWTD_mow&feature=youtu.be&t=47

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>a virus saves Europe
>a fucking virus
Fucking disgraceful

How will this outbreak affect NEETs? Will it even the playing field a bit?

Metro Manila on lockdown starting March 15

This reads like a tokkie facebook post.

Yes. Make sure to cough on all minorities

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you
inspire me

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

Reminder that DOGS CAN CATCH IT

DOGS CAN CATCH IT
>DOGS CAN CATCH IT
DOGS CAN CATCH IT
>DOGS CAN CATCH IT
DOGS CAN CATCH IT
>DOGS CAN CATCH IT
DOGS CAN CATCH IT
>DOGS CAN CATCH IT
DOGS CAN CATCH IT
>DOGS CAN CATCH IT
DOGS CAN CATCH IT
>DOGS CAN CATCH IT

Reminder that the only way this ends is with a BADGENIGGER KICKING YOUR DOOR DOWN AND BLASTING YOUR POOCH

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>you lived long enough to see millennials inherit the earth

NORWAY +96
727 total

I'm starting to think this is a last ditch effort from the MSM to claw back to a position of power.

>-BERG
IT'S JUST A NOTHINGBERGER, GOYIM.

They'll be stuck there lol

>+149
AHAHAHa
I hope you faggots understand that it's nothing lmao

They never were in charge

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Wat

I like the changes you made to the pasta

Based Greenland.

>shamed for being a hikiNEET
>shamed for washing my hands every hour

How the tables have turned
Die normalfags

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twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1238136331626319872

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AHAHAHAHAH YOUR TIME IS UP KIKE WHORE

Based man

italian Ftse Mib -16.92%

we don't deserve this

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

As opposed to you Pollack? Stop talking as if you're any better

Waiting for the hazmat siut pepe funco pop

Ok I'll bite, who is this cutie, and what kinda hair style she rocking?

Also, military worried about riots and attempted coups/assassinations on government by mad grievers, lots of people have older relatives that also happen to be 'suspected' to own post-war gun supplies.
It's a shitshow lads, best of wishes to everyone.

nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews

google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502/amp

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2015/11/coronavirus-scan-nov-10-2015

nature.com/articles/nm.3985

statnews.com/2015/11/09/sars-like-virus-bats-shows-potential-infect-humans-study-finds/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

nature.com/articles/nm.3985
Nature full PDF: files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

> gain-of-function

> "We built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. We characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo."

> Xing-Yi Ge
> Zhengli-Li Shi
> + funding from China:
> "National Natural Science Foundation of China awards 81290341 (Z.-L.S.) and 31470260 (X.-Y.G.)."

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

banned.video/watch?id=5e4d9a96ceaa970024aa6fbf

Hold the CPP accountable for Crimes Against Humanity. So much proof that it came from the Virology lab in Wuhan. China has a history of genocideing its own people. They way it projects against the USA is almost an admission of guilt

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GRAB ALL LOLIS, HEBES AND SHOTAS DURING THE COLLAPSE
Trade them for food, goods and to COOOOMMM
Start your post apocalyptic cunny coom cartel now. Taking applications to join.

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Any new statistics from the pastaland?

How are the US and Canada going to get militaru flights to bring citizens back home if over 10 countries are locked down including themselves?

Well, Trudeau and his wife are in self-isolation because she is displaying symptoms, so we have that going for us I guess..

FIRST INDIAN DEATH CONFIRMED. 76 YEAR OLD MAN.
twitter.com/sidhant/status/1238143519958519811?s=19

Fuck off pedo, enjoy hell for planning shit like that.

Hope you repent in your deathbed.

The US Army will save Americunts!

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>half as dangerous
>57 percent kill rate
today I learned that if you get the flu, you should probably just blow your brains out because it's over.

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It's been a long time since I've seen you since then
THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>vertrouwbare bronnen

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The fact only 2 players have corona virus out of the entire Utah Jazz locker room is a bit of hope considering how close all the players are to each other all day, flying together on private jets every other day. You'd expect them all to be sick.

>Virus is in my city now
>Rats have come back in my house
>Storms seem unending
>10,000 word dissertation deadline fast approaching

Just fuck my shit right up lads.

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>lol only 300 dead
>lol only 600 dead
>lol only 1k dead
>lol only 2k dead...
>l-lol o-only 3k dead
>l-l-lol.... only... 4k ...dead....

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I JUST GOT WORD THAT 3 MORE PEOPLE ARE INFECTED IN DELAWARE. ALL STUDENTS WHO CAME IN CONTACT WITH THE PROFESSOR

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I unironically got ill, fever and cough today. Fuck

No

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>HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP
HAHAHHAHAH
BULL MARKET INCOMING

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>tfw can't restock on jackshit from China
>tfw sales are down 60%
>tfw I'll probably be out of a job within a month is things keep going like this
Got some money saved up, was planning on taking a trip to Japan this summer. Guess it wouldn't be terrible to just postpone that and live the neet life for a while. Good opportunity to catch up on some Yas Forumsidya.

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Fuck off with this reddit shit

Please keep this on Yas Forums where it belongs

Thank you Dr purr very cool

What's about Italy?
How many more dead?

MY MASK CAN'T COVER MY SOIBOI MOUTH
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCK THIS SHIT

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>the bear will leave its cave forever

Ok so worst case for me I get really sick and then get better while a bunch of boomers die? What's the big deal?

A lot of NEETs get GIBS from the government, so if things get really bad, that shit will be cancelled and they will suffer terribly. Strange that so many here celebrate a happening that ends their means of income. Suicidal, perhaps?

>>Are we going to make it?

No

>It's killing the elderly
It's a weak influenza.

>Cats can't catch it
>Dos can

Cats confirmed as the niggers of animal kingdom.

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What do you have control of exactly? You're just as fucked as the rest of us Swenanon.

lel

>government announces event with a 500+ capacity are not allowed
>schools are not canceled, despite the average school having 600+ students
were honestly fucked

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Based. Count me in.

Yes, as opposed to me, I am not concerned with retarded collectibles, whatever that is.

Paшкa вcё!

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WHO said they can't, catposter. WHO let the dogs out.

That said, all filthy animals can be vectors within the home, so stop petting your fucking pets if you think you might be sick.

t. no tp

Give it 2 weeks

How can anyone not love her?

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AAHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE PUMPING IT HARD!

Just use your käsisuihku bruv, instead of buying toilet paper for weeks, buy pesuaine and wash the towels you dry your arse with erry now and then.

true

>Yas Forums rallies to buy JetBlue stock
>JetBlue will be the only airline with rising stock prices
>Jen Greenberg works for JetBlue
>She jewed Yas Forums to save her company

youtube.com/watch?v=Wwz7WA-nxUg

>tfw no one upgrade chile because we aren't just enough important to matters.

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So was he trying to kill himself or was he just a dumbass?

panic and let yourself go psycho instead.
get a motorcycle and drive around screaming about the infection
the lying press is lying

PPT just pumped it up for 400 points instagib. That was a lot of tax-payer money burnt in a second. How many billion? You will never imagine.

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I'm just stoically watching the cancelations roll. There's nothing to do really.
And re reading Marcus Aurelius.

based rare frog post

Hey who has a link to the current dashboard map, my link isn't working

MY LINKIES AAAAAAAAAAA

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You're not fooling anyone here, Feds. Get outta here and stop pumping

>he thinks its stopping at 130305 and the government know or will tell you the real numbers even if they knew it

I'm not up to date on our system. Who becomes active PM if current gets too sick to govern?

Finland in triple digits boys! We top 30 club now

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CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
>CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
>CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
>CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
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>CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK
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>CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD IN DENMARK

Thank you Dr Purr, very cool.

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

Reminder to coof on your local officials.

We're going into a lockout on monday, closing everything.

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>57 percent kill rate
You mean .6 ?

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Reminder that black blood is immune, amd we will inherit the earth. Nice effort white boi but you lost.

post sum good keks in this harrowing time, user.

Ask them if they've arranged everything in case they die.

infect the rapefugees

>proves the importance of borders
or will it prove the need for a single government to rule us all? don't get too excited yet user

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>Dow back up to -5%
GET A LOAD OF THIS PUMP!

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You can always go to Japan now. Enjoy your life in tourist free zones.

I wish Boris was our president

it would be racist otherwise .

You can cover up the infected count, but covering up the dead is much harder. In fact, there's probably zero reason to cover up the real infected count considering high infection rate and low death rate is a good sign.

Did I hallucinate yesterday's announcement from Merkal? I remember her saying 70% of Germany is infected.

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capitalism is about to end and I couldn't be happier

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I live in Virginia outside DC. Is it still safe to go pick up lunch anywhere? It are we full into quarantined mode?

UK sounds like doing nothing

AHHHHHHHHHH what the fuck

>recommending 70 year olds dont go on cruises

Yeah nice one

>all the American talking about how "American ingenuity" will beat the virus now that Trump gave a speech
>US still isn't testing en masse
>US still doesn't have enough PPE
>No real emergency measures have been taken
Mutt holocaust this year given estimates of infection by Feds

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*ACHOO*

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First death in India due to CoV

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Actually the 2nd player to test positive has zero symptoms at all.

Lockdown and/or freedom from work/school when THL?

FOX NEWS

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People buying all the hand wipes and hand sanitizer in Montreal dollarstore and grocery store. Good thing I stocked up on cleaning shit weeks ago. My mom called me yesterday asking if I've heard of the coronavirus, she's 70 and doesn't use computers. To me that shows everyone's caught on now and people are starting to take it seriously here.

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Gibs can never just be cancelled don't be insane. The guvment would have to collapse to stop gibs.

toilet paper and clorox wipes were the real rare collectibles all along

improper seal

There's only one option left my brothers.

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Warsaw is gonna be locked from the rest of Poland from Monday

Stonks are doing a sharp reversal, now only down 5.5% rather than 10%

What caused it?

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Now go and let a chink spit in your mouth, otherwise you are racist!

IS IT TRUE AMERICANS HAVE TO PAY LIKE 3000 DOLLARS FOR A TEST?

She said they expect 60-70% to become infected, not that they already are

> SOURCE

I don't like that chance

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>Italy literally having to let people die in the street because they can't treat all the infected

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Source?

The cunnyrona virus...

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>pumping it this hard
Lmao

Where is he wrong?
Trump takes action:
>hurr durr, that's dumb and racist you can't do that herpa derpa
What he did is shown to actually have helped.
>hurr durr, Trump didn't do enough, herpa derpa

Seriously, fuck the media and the fucking democrat pieces of shit. I've honestly fucking had it with all of them.

Imagine the money burnt. It would be enough to feed literally every poor amerimutt until the end of his life. Just burnt to prevent some greedy kike tears. This is the reason why this world must end.

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source, pol-bro?

Our schools wont shut because of childcare knock-ons, but i guess we'll be doing an Italian "shut down all non-essential businesses" soon enough so then the schools will go too.

when will internet go down?

>itsbeenfunlads.wav

Its was just aired

Powered milk is next and hot dogs are next.

THAT"S NOT THE RIGHT KIND!

Fed reserves

Too dumb to know how you are updating this OP/Contributors but thank you.

She said it could infect up to 70% of the population, which is true

"Stiff upper lip" mentality alone won't do so well in the face of a deadly virus, unfortunately. Need to actually have the moral fortitude and courage to do what's necessary to protect your people, your country. Doubt many politicians have it in them.

Inshallah.

desperate pump before our daily numbers

Just heard it on radio

Quebec bans gathering of 250+

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youtube.com/watch?v=L2c9q6zVp-I

i cant believe people still fall for this it was literally the first copypasta from the first thread what a mess

this post has 70,000 shares and 20k likes

>HOW DARE YOU BUY ALL THE CANNED FOOD IN PREPERATION

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YES AND INSURANCE COMPANIES STILL CHARGE FOR TREATMENT

BREAKING FROM DENMARK

DAD INFECTS 1 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

HAD BEEN SICK FOR A WEEK DOCTOR TOLD HIM TO STFU AND STOP BEING PARANOID

NOW THEY'RE BOTH POSITIVE

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF """"""""""""DOCTORS"""""""""""""""""

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That pic is one of my favorites, right up there with this one...

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FED IS PUTTING UP A FIGHT DUMP IT!!!!

If anything it proves that leaving a global organization in Charge is a fucking terrible idea.

We knew that since the beginning moron. It's from sneezes and coughing and from flushing toilets when you shit.

I was told to buy the dip, but it's going back up. Do I sell?

>/cvg/ calls asymptomatic carriers weeks ago
>WHO and govs say lol no
> asymptomatic carriers confirmed
God dam Yas Forums be wrong once ok?
theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/12/coronavirus-most-infections-spread-by-people-yet-to-show-symptoms-scientists

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How will you survive without gibs?

literally impossible to avoid unless in full equipment or away in a bunker

Thank you Dr Purr Very Cool

>more threads than new cases in Spain

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No updates for WA yesterday? Guess we contained it guys. Sleepy

DON'T FALL FOR IT

FED just injected 1 trillion dollars in repo.

What does it actually mean when all of these states claim a state of emergency? I have visions of civil unrest, riots and the military in my head

>What caused it?
Money injection.
Valued in the gorrillions
This added with the other times this month will cause the burgerbuck to lose value

>

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Thank you Dr.Purr very cool

>Finland in triple digits boys! We top 30 club now
Yes but I'm not sure if we have community transmission. Do you know more about this?

children don't get sick, but they're like super spreaders. there's a cluster in calgary from one at a daycare.

Everyday.... its almost as if its your job or something desu

upi.com/Science_News/2020/03/11/Coronavirus-can-live-in-air-for-3-hours-on-surfaces-for-2-3-days/8121583963038/

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

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ohhhhh, now I understand. Bear market.

Technically it shouldn't go down
I mean, remember, it just a bunch of computers connected
The worst problem would be DNS resolve failing, but there are many DNS servers so...
I don't think internet will go down.
t. Programmer

>peumpe eet
>-he's sellingue anyouais
-feuck

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foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-days

>Coronavirus can remain in air for 3 hours, live on plastic for days, new study says

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol no. Test the same people 5 days from now and 90 percent will test positive

>tfw I’m a fucking bartender and there’s no way I get told not to come to work

Malmo proves you idiots don’t control shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA DIE YOU NIGGER FAGGOT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not my cardgamerinos

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Who would have thought that a politicial organization that gets its orders from a communist dictatorship would lie to the world?

WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART
MATCHES THE CRACKLING OF YOUR LUNGS
THEN LIFE IS ABOUT TO DRAIN
WHEN CARONA COMES

ah yes, cherry-picking a few retarded bourgeois is a valid argument

This shit is faker than China's numbers

HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA LMAO AMERICA IS DOOMED

These lovecraftian abominations are another reason this world needs to end.

nothing that sensible would happen.

If he ever stops posting. That is when I will be truly worried.

I fell awful

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Look at him before he jumps. Clearly a dumbass.

kek

Delay planned by the government to spare some pensions

>just went out for groceries
>my local store was completely out of toilet paper, rice, hand lotion, canned spaghetti and was limiting how much bottled water you could buy

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there's no way we don't have community spread

I mean he's not entirely wrong, people buying 6 months worth of food are retarded and honestly killing their fellow countrymen. Everyone needs to be responsible and buy at most a months worth of emergency food.

FED WENT FULL RETARD

FREE MONEY FOR ALL

$1 TRILLION REPO, MORE TO FOLLOW TOMORROW

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dumb flemish dog

There really is no need to panic.
Are you a half dead 90 year old man with cardiovascular and immune system problems?

If not, I wouldn't worry about it.

We will see Millennials willfully become NWO slaves.

Everybody is talking about are you living under the rock or something?

have sex incel

What's there to be really afraid of if you're young and healthy?

21 in PA

philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2020/03/12/coronavirus-pennsylvania-announces-13th-presumed-positive-coronavirus-case-in-montgomery-county-brings-state-total-to-21/

Well a lot of folk around this place seem to want governmental collapse. In the UK though we give out so much gibs that at the very least, i could see a massive reduction in amount and/or stricter rules on who can get it. Some who are at least able bodied if not able in mind, could be forced into manual labor jobs if shit really hits the fan.

Rest in pepperoni

PPT is doing as much good as flood control on the titanic.

>UK Prime Minister Johnson: "This is the worst public health crisis for a generation. Some people compare it to seasonal flu, alas that is not right owing to the lack of immunity this disease is more dangerous."

LISTEN TO BORIS, "JUST A FLU" ANONS.
DONALD WILL BE YOUR DOOM.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238148103557058561

Was actually /cvg/ 13 if I remember correctly.

good to know. I will miss shitposting on Yas Forums

It's from a research done between 2 weeks and a month ago. The virus is also in your shit so close your fucking lid before flushing down.

Desperate politicians trying to save their and their bank buttbuddies' investments. Do not begin buying. Keep selling. Keep crashing. Make them suffer.

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Stop posting this you sick fuck!

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Post em. Anyone who didn’t start prepping weeks if not months ago is a fucking moron

finally i feel good about being a neet

Shit I'm just north of the border. Time to go full innawoods I think

Europes fucked unless they roll out the army. We've given too long a leash to retards who will act selfishly, and social degredation means people just dont care about each other as a group. China's popn is already browbeaten and know what happened to their family members who have kicked-off before.

Then why are you posting in this thread? Everything is pointless in the end, why should you even be concerned about what another user's interests?

I went to buy more preps and heard some of the workers there talk about buying canned foods and such

Does that mean that the STM should shut metros down?

Yes. You got a government that cares about ppl
Faggot

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HOLY SHIT FEDS PUMPING BILLIONS AND BILLIONS HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

6months is the bare minimum for a shit like this, they clearly said the vaccine will be done in about a year.

What does this even mean. Money lost all value right now? How long can the fed keep this up? I never understand this injection bullshit. What's actually gonna happen?

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Based hivemind

It's only 3.5% down now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4
Garnish his wages.

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what is going on with the stock markets?
it's started rocketing again

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Remember Matthew 5:5, God is on our side.

Thank you dr purr very cool

I haven't heard about a total lockdown of warsaw from the outside world

Whats the negative effects of the Fed pumping the stock market? Inflation?

>Replying to hapa chinklets

I really hope you keep posting this when the numbers get huge. lol beautiful meme bro.

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F

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based, these fuckers here talked about niggers 24/7 for years never giving a shit about actual societal issues (public health included)

Based

The off-chance of severe symptoms/death.
Otherwise it's just a bad time that passes until your next infection.

Man I can't wait for a can of soup to cost $300

Shortages and getting a bad case with no medical capacity left.

feds are pumping

>tfw alcoholic
the virus wont get me, liver failure will! times ticking, Coronachan!

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Oh fug we're in serious trouble desu!
youtube.com/watch?v=NmdjWTD_mow&feature=youtu.be&t=47
OH FUG OH FUG OH FUG!!!!

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I genuinely feel bad for young burgers working min wage.
No time to save up an emergency fund and no ability to just say fuck off to the employer without the consequence of starving.

Wear your hazmat gear to work

RIP maat.

can you get up? please

Ah yes the classic Keynesian solution
>running out of money?
>just print more of them, lol

It's a temporary reaction to a sudden drop. The RSI is likely bottoming out right now which makes bots/investors buy for a bit. Don't worry though it'll resume it's drop.

seething consoomer

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>67 new cases in Sweden, which announced that testing for Covid-19 will cease unless you are hospitalized or belong to one of the risk groups. Even if you report corona-like symptoms
Good night sweet prince

Walgreens is full of tp wtf.

Are you guys even real?

>Matthew 5:5
Thank you user.

Check'd and based.

b-b-buy Bitcoin (please)
>t.biz

I can't defend the JetBlue owners reaction
they should praise their stewardess for telling the truth about these filthy plaguerat Jews

Great meme that triggers all the newfags. lmao. Almost as good as that canadian cuck Gary.

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it's all gonna crash down, they still think temporary measures matter right now

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4756? It's been 4756 for like 2 weeks now

uhh, more like coordination. they both saved filenames to try to make them seem to fit in here. glow in the fucking dark harder m8

Not this one.....

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>there's no way we don't have community spread
0 facts thx

People here are still aggro defending the "just a flu, bro" line.

Locatie?
Verspreid het. Ga direct naar de randstad. Nummers daar zijn te laag voor de hoeveelheid gekke negers en turken er rondlopen.

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You absolute retards. Watch the stocks. The FED has put

500 BILLION DOLLARS

in the collapsing stock market.

500 BILLION DOLLARS BURNT IN A SECOND!!!!

what if there isn't anyone to maintain servers? power outages?

panic

There's an off-chance for lots of bad shit so I'm not too worried.

>$1 TRILLION REPO
holy fuckme

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Maybe the GG

not if the isp kikes decides its non essential and cuts it to save cash

What do we do when money loses most of it's value??

They announced 500 billion in short term bank funding

Hope they took an insurance, otherwise bubbye $$$

>due to open borders and globalist policies
You realise that with two week asymptomatic incubation and 9 days surface survival time, there isn't a single human measure on earth that could have contained this? You'd have to have literally no travel whatsoever between countries.

stupid question:
Do N95 masks work? even a little?

Fed fell for it.

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so are those army vehicles on your streets for?
you are getting isolated bro

It is just paper after all. Nothing a few billions more could fix

500 BILLION DOLLARS GONE

Sauce:

cnbc.com/2020/03/12/fed-to-pump-more-than-500-billion-into-short-term-bank-funding-expand-types-of-security-purchases.html

Devalue the currency to prop up stock "value". Also allows govt to bailout by buying stocks with new money from their money printer.

Haarlem. Ben al in de Randstad en moet het hier ook gekregen hebben

"Your majesty the people are starving"
"let them eat civil rights"

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AND IT'S STILL DROPPING AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

no u

Imagine your life is so boring that you act like coronavirus is a big deal
Unironically, have sex

In all honesty could this kill the FED ? What would it look like to dissolve the fed and start over with true USD back by the Government?

>Everything is pointless in the end
Based and nihilismpilled.

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I'm gonna coooooooooom

youtu.be/kkID3wuaS9Y?t=116

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Pls no bully Pollack, what ever will I do? I love your goulash by the way

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7 get!

Yes they work. Just learn how to use them properly

You keep voting clowns in position of power