Is your job recession proof, Yas Forums?

>military aircraft tech
Probably going to be shovelling bodies into holes within a couple months

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top kek imagine suiciding your economy over a fucking flu outbreak that kills boomers

Remote software engineer for a fully remote software company. Company is coronaproof, but not recession proof. Will probably be out of a job by August but I have hella savings and solid skills.

I build houses :))))))))))))))))))))

I’m thoroughly fucked, I quit my job to start a business and I pretty much just decided it’s not working out and I should get back into the workforce.

Won’t be any jobs to get back to!

>Medicine
I’m everything proof

Commercial construction plumber here, just fuck my shit up.

Just about to start a new remote job that makes software for construction workers... as long as buildings are being built ill have a job.

Contractor for USAF and other militaries. Might be okay, can't really go remote though

Ditto. Imagine IT fags will now have to find actual jobs

>Union backed retail job
God I hope so.

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Kek

yeah. we're actually hiring too

I don't care and never cared about the kikerish stock market

Yes, because everyone loves music

not if we're contracted by you medicine fags :^)

i work in music industry so
nothing ever changes with sine waves

>Pharmacist
My job is safe but the corporate overlords will continue to squeeze us to the bone with bullshit increasing duties and ever-decreasing help

I do mobile mammography in jewish neighborhoods. think I am safe?

What percent of the djia has been lost now? 20%, 25%? When are you going to admit that it’s not happening and it’s another nothingburger?

I work at mcdonnies

Yeah I build exhaust systems for data centers which will be overwhelmed with everyone home

my job is the stock market.......

You tell me. I make cheep no-brand toilet paper and paper towels for Dollar Store type businesses (same stuff to all of them, just pack it with their store name on it)

I'm neet, so yes ;)

still 4000 points higher than at anytime under Obama. commie scum

>Retail

You're fucked unless it's a grocery store

economy goes down, music industry succeeds more.

Punk rock!!!!!!!!

Unemployed is recession proof

Military, so safe

yes but nor corona proof

Own business, but flexible
Currently selling jewelry mostly, and mostly online. But can move into selling essentials and other shit fast. It's not exactly recession proof but I can lessen the outcome by changing what I sell. I am making a comfortable life for myself so far and don't have to leave my house too often to get supplies.

i am a historian

Residential construction plumber here. Home market will crash, my work will slow down and when they start switching to service plumbing to keep up profits I'm gonna quit. Not about to fix some infected niggers toilet, no sir

>auditing federal money recipients
Yes and it's about to get better with all the incoming fiscal stimulus.

Main thing to look at is that there will be a larger net loss under Trump while it was a net gain under Obama.

Better than private housing fix-my-over-flowing-shitter plumber. Construction should swing back pretty quick. Butt imagine the bio hazard of the other kind.

tfw unemployed neet

Da Dieter, people are fucking retarded. We wouldn't be having a market crash if people, especially boomers, could do actual research on covid-19 instead of believing Karen on facebook....

It is a grocery store.

You must swallow

I will never do that kind of plumbing. I'll switch careers before that happens

German
History
you mean you are a propigandist?

Trump was inaugurated until Jan 17.
Currently the level is may 17
Nice job

you commies dont stock market much.
what you said makes 0 fucking sense

911 dispatcher. How fucked am i?

you dont even speak english shill.
gtfo of here

Work in the oil and nuclear industry, union job how fucked am I

Does SSDI still work when 5 generations live in the same house eating rice and beans?

>boomers die
>millions of homes on the market
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Pretty fucked.

Currently a Sr Actuarial Analyst. Got a promotion to 110k salary.
Hope I don't get laid off. I now have the salary to invest so much during a downturn.

No, I work the back end of a major bank. R.I.P. me

Looking for a wife, handsome?

>Is your job recession proof, Yas Forums?
Yes. I don't expect my NEETBux to change any time soon.

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Lol ok, I audit DoD contracts, my job is to make sure people aren’t spending money on stuff like hotdogs and pizza. You clearly dislike that though you disgusting pedophile.

I just passed the NCLEX. I'm so ready to start working

yes im a gov worker, get fucked rich fags and normies.

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>you disgusting pedophile
Nice projection.
Glownigger confirmed.

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Wildland fire. There will always be a need for firefighters but I could see the USDA and DOI restricting mass assembly of personnel to fire camps. Could potentially affect operations and suppression of large campaign fires.

I'M A NEET

informer in a state penn
recession proof

Do you work for DCAA? I am looking to transition over from public accounting, so I applied and had to take a ridiculous aptitude test despite having experience and passing the CPA exam. Wondering how much that aptitude test will factor into the hiring decision.

It is celebration time neets!

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I just applied for neetbux today... Good thing I'm no Amerimutt, you will be fucked.

kys roastie.

it'll stop bleeding tomorrow right guys?
guys?

I’m an undertaker! I just ordered a new Merc.

Tits or gtfo

I'm a small food wholesaler. Just found out no business rates this year. Thanks government!! I'll be listed on the ftse 100 at this rate

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Based historianbro

>i make sure government money isn't wasted
thx glownig

That graphic has a weird scale. Wtf?

Remote here as well but totally fucked.

Investment bank.
some modeling job related to derivative trading.
Am i Fucked?

*good jobs

What job? :^)

Electrician apprentice. Wage is low enough I can probably be kept employed (cheap labor compared to a journeyman). But we'll see.

>brazil cannot into math
What a surprise, go have some monkey soup

>audits in defense
>pentagon has lost and is unaccountable for the equivalent of the national debt
Diversity hire?