/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1950 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

HOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
AND I NEED TIPY FOR MY BUNGHOLE

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TRUDEAU INFECTED

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"We are British, we don't close schools"

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At least Trump is finally doing shit about the coronavirus. Trudeau is being a superb beta bitch who can't even talk about it and the chink health minister isn't helping at all.

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Idiot wife is in a hospital. I told her to wear a face mask and goggles but she complained saying that it was uncomfortable and didn't want to do it.

I guess what I'm asking is, what is thr best way to discipline her?

>youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8

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>tfw Poland has 100% death rate
WE'RE FUCKED

So where are all those "nothing burger" posters now?

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What is a vpn

>all the bankers and stockfags that'll be jumping from rooftops next week
How can one virus be so fucking based?

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TRUMP IS FINISHED!!!
>Frederick Trump, Died age 49 of pneumonia
>Fred Trump, Died age 93 of pneumonia
>Average age 71
>Coronavirus causes pneumonia
Donald Trump Age 73....

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump#Later_life_and_death
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump#Later_years_and_death

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Why did our hand sanitizers get so expensive!

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NUKE THE CHINESE NOW

Shill Mitchell is New Gary. All Hail!

youtube.com/watch?v=2iTDW3W31LY
remember to praise juche for +10% viral resistance

lenta.ru/news/2020/03/12/kommunarka/
FIRST DEATH IN RUSSIA
IT'S ALL OVER

World leaders start dropping and escaping, celebrities infected, normies will finally wake the fuck up.

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Italy's closed

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Out panic buying, no doubt.

At the rate of threads we're going, we will overtake coronavirus deaths lmak

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/justin-trudeau-coronavirus-wife-sophie-symptoms-canada-cases-self-isolate-covid-19-a9397896.html

GRAB ALL LOLIS, HEBES AND SHOTAS DURING THE COLLAPSE
Trade them for food, goods and to COOOOMMM
Start your post apocalyptic cunny coom cartel now. Taking applications to join.

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Trump is infected

He's gonna die.

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Do you guys know why Trump was so chill and calm during last conference? He knows something we don't know.
Friendly reminder that America created Corona-chan to implement NMO (New Mutt Order) and kill or enslave everyone who isn't amerimutt jew or nigger.
Seven billions of non-americans gonna die because amerimutts decided they are superior race.
They were implementing this plan for years.
BigMacs were secretly being dosed with antidotes so now amerimutts are the only immune race.
We should start accepting our ugly overlords.
Are you ready to suck american dick for food and cure?

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That’s very nice of them

Yeah man, big sketch detected

>Jumping
The term I prefer to use is "mooning towards the ground"

Wafflebros, i'm hearing left and right rumors that we're getting into lockdown starting tonight do you have any news of that?

Fuck all of you who take pleasure in seeing the coronavirus spread.
The whole world is falling into chaos and you're laughing.

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>tfw corona spreads more and more
>animal crossing release in 8 days

I hope my uni will be closed before classes start in april, either way this is gonna be a comfy quarantine

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAAH

Bolsonaro too

TRUMP AND BOLSONARO INFECTED

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Iv just heard that Poland is on quarantine and everything gets closed, is that true?

He's infected

see

>star will gorge itself on clay
so corona is sun which is a star
and then pic related, it's commonly held religiously that men were made from clay.

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I'm glad to see the world burning. Western countries are paying the price for their slow response, the medical system will inevitably collapse, you deserve it.

How is he doing the meetings to help our economy if he is hiding at home? Who is acting PM now???

Can user please dump testicle damage articles?

'tis just a flu

>they actually want everyone to get slowly infected
incomprehensible retardation

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Throat feeling scratchy for a few days. I live in a major city

Why. Why why why

Fuck her sister

>IT'S A GLOBAL FUCKING MELTDOWN AND YET THERE ARE STILL SOME IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT HAVEN'T PREPPED

CONFESS

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BEAR TIME

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RAKED

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GERMANY IS FUCKING DYING HERE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THEY ARE OPENING A NEW NIGHTCLUB IN MY CITY IN SATURDAY WITH EVENTS 24 HOURS A DAY ENTIRE WEEK
CINEMAS ARE OPEN EVERYTHING IS OPEN BARS ARE FULL OF PEOPEL FUFUCFUJCFICFJJCFUJUCFUCF FUCK FUCK FUCKCFKCFKCF UCFKC FUCKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUCK

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Why stop there?

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Fuck her ass while she's still sick and cum inside. Tell her to clean it up for being a dirty bitch.

>75 yo, returned from Italy
Fucking boomers will kill us all. Why couldn't he travel to Crimea or something.

It’s...it’s really fucking happening.

BREAKING NEWS

CORONOVIRUS IS EVOLVING

FIRST CHILD DIAGNOSED WITH CORONOVIRUS AT A CALGARY DAYCARE

Merkel when? The whole of Europe when? The Empire's Queen when?

>tfw have scarred lungs due to multiple rounds at the icu for pneumonia in my youth
>tfw smoker
>tfw diabetic
>tfw people aren't even tested in stockholm (where I live)
Thank you merciful god for the sweet sweet embrace of death. Life always was an uphill struggle and that light at the end of the tunnel? a freigh train witout breaks.

choo choo motherfuckers
choo.. choo

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It's true for most of Europe

I will personally hate fuck every chink left after the flupocalypse to death

I went to the hospital earlier this week for some respiratory tests. I only saw one person wearing a mask, and it was some old chink lady. A nurse tried to explain to her that she was wearing it improperly and had it on upside-down, but gave up when it was clear the old chink couldn't understand english.
The panic-kikes have effectively made a somethingburger out of a nothingburger. There's really no point in calling it a nothingburger anymore.

Refugees too scared to come to Italy.
In March 0 refugees arrived.
lastampa.it/cronaca/2020/03/09/news/da-marzo-nessuno-sbarco-di-migranti-in-italia-1.38571615

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Argie bro! Make a new list
>High political figures with Corona/suspected with corona

>normies kill themselves by getting corona FOR FREE
lmao stop being such a crybaby

WERE DEAD BRITBROS

If you defeat the virus, it wins

Dick her down, like pile drive her and berate her during sex, give her that gorilla

>Are you ready to suck american dick for food and cure?
*unzips*

Whoa, Sherlock!
You telling me that shithole countries are not testing?

Poor chinese people

Welcome to Yas Forums faggot. The world is in desperate need of a hard reset

>My college doesn't want to transition into online classes because they fear some students don't have internet access at home.

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my life will be over because some subhuman Chinese couldn’t go without bat soup

pre may balita ka sa test ni duterte?
nakita ko 48 hours pa bago yung result

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I'M COOOOOOOOMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG

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SCHOOLS/KINDERGARDENS/UNIS CANCELLED
CINEMAS CANCELLED
SPORTS CANCELLED
ANY MEETING WITH OVER 100 ATTENDEES CANCELLED
SUPERMARKETS HEAVILY RESTRICTED
PUBLIC TRANSPORT LIMITED, PREFERENCE GIVEN TO BICYCLES AND SCOOTERS
PARLIAMENT IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN
BORDERS PREPARING TO SHUT DOWN
FUCKING CHINKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IN MINECRAFT OF COURSE

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high council coming together tonight lockdown probably tomorrow

shut up chink dog

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Source?

Scale of 1 to 10 how fucked are we? I'm starting to think this was a bio weapon with no cure

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FUCK BOOMERS

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Quick What corona-chan themed movie do I watch anons??

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It's not a quarantine like in Italy, movement of people is still not restricted at all yet. But yes, schools are getting shut down, Church is letting people not go to Sunday mass, all mass gatherings above few hundred people banned and smaller gatherings discouraged. Testing anyone exhibiting symptoms

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> KEK
> BORIS FELL FOR THE 'ITS A FLU' MEME
get rekt UKfags

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If they want it slow they should close schools.

Dutch guy, do you have an ICU collapse prediction for Sweden?

Where did his wife catch it? Fom her boyfriend?

The British are embarrassing.

if duterte dies, leni takes seat! LOOOOOL

Beatings
For both her and her sister

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY EUROBROS, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED AND SMARTER THAN CHINKS, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN THIS

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I just received this from the French consulate about what Poland is doing

>The Polish government indicates that all mass events are canceled, all cinemas, theaters, concert halls etc. will be closed until further notice.
>By decision of the government, all schools (nurseries, kindergartens, primary, secondary and higher) will be closed for two weeks from Thursday, March 12, 2020.
>Poland has introduced health checks at border crossings with Germany and the Czech Republic from 2:00 p.m. on Monday March 9, 2020 and should extend them quickly to all of its borders.
>These controls will be introduced at four main crossing points to Germany - Kolbaskowo, Swiecko, Olszyna, Jedrzychowice - and one to the Czech Republic, that of Gorzyczki.
>They will operate 24 hours a day and will focus on buses and vehicles carrying more than eight people, but are expected to be expanded later. Similar controls will successively affect trains, car ferries and other modes of transport.

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How about wearing blackface again Justin?

This happening has been such a long slog and got suddenly so intense it's exhausting

Corona will take advantage of our weakness

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a based swedden?

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anyone else here that actually has coronavirus?

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How did you manage to become a diabetic in Sweden?

What is the next best alternative to N95 masks? I've read P95 are just as good. Is it true?

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WOOOOO

STOCKS ON SALE

GO BUY EM BOYS

Some news about North Korea?
Please, no memes about "killing people".

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Ew

>dirty europe, trump confirms
>dirty europe, trump confirms
>dirty europe, trump confirms
>dirty europe, trump confirms
>dirty europe, trump confirms

Wala pa jusko. Matagal tagal pa yun

i escaped to the countryside and have cash, but i just can't buy basic necessities for more than two weeks

Kinda, people are still treating this lightly, but its true, we closed everything non essential yesterday.

11/10 super ultra turbo mega elite end of the fucking world butcher and maim all your enemies kind of fucked

Trudeau does not have permission from the CCP to do shit.

Just the Unis are closed for now

>movement of people is still not restricted at all yet

Except it is

theyll be fine

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They want the elder population dead for economic purposes

Clown world reaps what clown world sow.

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THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN!

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Now look at tiny cute little GUYANA today, one case, one kill. 100% death rate.

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There have already been children infected, but none under 10 have died

>"assault weapon" bans
>plan to fill northern/western/rural communities with millions of browns
>railroad shut down due to protesters
>teck oil mine cancelled
>ISIS fighters returning home
>oil dropping 30%
>no action to stop corona-chan early
Yas Forums can rejoice knowing that Canada is fucking FINISHED

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about tree fiddy

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LOL.
Imagine believing this

A feeble counterattack,kek.
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Neither “friendly” nor a “reminder”, just (((faggot))) bullshit.

underrated

IS IT OVER BROS?!

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This is the only thing you can do once the virus is let in.

If they arent going to hard quarentine becuas they are stupid liberals and dont believe in authoritarian restrictions then the only remaining option is to try and ensure it spreads slow enough that everyone can be treated who needs it.

Fugg thats me. No mask no sanitisers and only 2 week supply of food. I wanna die so its ok i just need to stock up on more food because i dont want to be hungry when Im dying

Beautiful, brave, and strong.

Feeling a bit short of breath with aching muscles lads. Pray for me.

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It must be delicious

Somebody has to do the nasty jobs in life user

I posted PH lockdown this morning. Anyone got it? I'll be bringing more news with more developments.

>economy depends on tourism
>everything is fine

no, but it will be extremely painful.

Should i risk going to dealz/pondland to buy some finishing touches to my prep?

GOT SOME HOT JUICY NEWS BOYS!

Apparently, an Immediate Care Center in my town just got their first case of Coronavirus.
The ICC doesn't have any test kits, so it probably won't be confirmed for a few more days, but nurses were freaking out. The were so unprepared they had to call to find out the proper procedure to deal with it.
Keep an eye on Kentucky, you might just see a few more cases popping up over the next few days.

CORONA-CHAN'S COMING TO THE DERBY Y'ALL

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Just don't go. Email your professors directly to see what accomodations they're willing to provide. If nothing else it shows you care about the class and they can take that into account later.

SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
>SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

>mandatory border controls
>shutting down of all international airports
>mandatory 14 days quarantine of all ppl coming from abroad (fines in ten thousands euros if broken)
>All schools, kindergardens and universities closed
>All public places and events canceled
>Shopping malls only to provide food and medications
>All concert halls, coctail bars, party places etc to be closed
>International transport apart from medication, supplies and food halted

Are we going to make it?

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Internet is like 70 bucks a month expensive bro

Success!

THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN!

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We're locking schools, banning mass events, put people under quarantine(with police officers checking on them and even doing shopping - currently there about over 1000 people), border control (not sure how much, but they question everybody coming through).
We even got a dispensation to not come to mass on sundays (so it's not a sin for now).
Quite surprising if you ask me.

source?

Are you Americans ready for a complete 4chanization of your society?

We are doing it now.
English subtitles are under "English (US)" subtitles.

youtube.com/watch?v=8hyxFGFDfQQ

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>pass it through the entire population
>67mil people
>controlled spread, medical services operational, though strained
>~5% death rate, likely higher for boomers
>3.3 million

Translation of Boris' message: I WANT 3.3 MILLION DEAD BRITONS, SO THAT WE CAN HAVE MORE MIGRANTS

P95 are better because they're oil proof

BOLSONARO AND POTUS DOWN

PANDEMIC IS A FARCE BY THE INTERNATIONAL JEW TO STOP THE RISE OF NEO NAZI EXTREME ASSAULT STYLE RIGHT WING POLITICIANS

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unironically hepa filters for vacuums.

Locate Pornhub servers and nuke them.

Fool! Corona shall be the cleansing flame that will finally put an end to this degenerate clown world!

lel, same reasons why they don't want to shut down schools in NYC because little niggers won't get their free food no mo'. Such is life in a semi-third world country.

Weimar baby. Enjoy the decline.

shitter's closed

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triips get wew, but it's a quarantine to the entirety of Metro Manila instead.

War Nerd just posted its show about life in quarantined Italy for free
patreon.com/posts/radio-war-nerd-34822138

DIGITS AND ALL THAT VIEW THIS BREAD SHALL PERISH IN THE EYES OF SATAN AS HE RAVAGES OUR ANUS' INTO THE ABYSS!!!

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So everyone is gonna get infected right?

I pray for you, user

They're Australia and live closer to China. You're a burger that's high off their own farts.

Quarantining 40 million people would indicate that much.

>told my mother to call in sick
>she says she agrees, she already prepped so i believed
>she went to work today again
what the fuck is wrong with normalfag germans? is the worker drone gene really so strong?

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too early

What city tho? Lexington is already fucked. I live in the southern most region and things are still calm here.

>Fuck all of you who take pleasure in seeing the coronavirus spread.
>The whole world is falling into chaos and you're laughing.
This system is rotten to the bone and the only way to build something new and better is by crashing it with no survivors.

bratislavskykraj.sk/vieme-prvi-stat-prijal-tvrde-opatrenia-proti-koronavirusu/

The best mask is several kilometers between you and the nearest city. But that's just my opinion.

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I'm worried about my black friend in St. Louis. He's the only black person I've ever known to be a decent human and I'm going to be genuinely upset if he dies
No homo

Bergamo hospital director says current new patients are younger (45-50 yo) and more severe.

but they will infect me when I'll try to get to work

Does this mean WEXIT will become real? Canadian nation states from provinces?

Also biohazard response teams on all border crossings and ports

Imagine coping this hard at this point. It's over, you're in denial. It made sense a month ago, but you have to be a serious retard to think this is a hoax. Oh well, stupidity is bound to kill at least a few.

Shut up you perverted demon, go commit sins in another board.

>Hello, I need the largest roll of toilet paper you have.
>...No, that's too big.

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>I'm starting to think this was a bio weapon with no cure
And we're talking about it at least since mid february.
This is american bioweapon. This is how your nation cleanses the planet from whites.

Toronto just cancelled their St. Patty's parade.

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>India
>only 74 cases

T-they will really become a superpower in 2020

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

NUMBERS FROM LOMBARDY REGION
I REPEAT, ONLY LOMBARDY REGION

8,725 TOTAL CASES
744 DEATHS

>8,725 TOTAL CASES
>744 DEATHS

8,725 TOTAL CASES
744 DEATHS

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*COOFS in Britain's general direction*
Don't worry. It's just a flu, bro.

arbeit macht frei bruder

>Go to midwest Costco
>Everyone has Toilet Paper, Lysol, and Water in their carts
>Line is to the back of the fucking store at open

How much do these people SHIT IN TWO FUCKING WEEKS WE MAKE 90% OF OUR TOILET PAPER IN THE USA WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.

I really want the US to make the cure just so that we could jew the world.
You're going to have to pay your monthly tribute to the government or you don't get your treatment.

If his wife has it then he should have nothing to fear since they don't live together

yes it is.

I wish this virus targeted Nazi LARPers exclusively you people are so fucking gay

Sorry, most people on here are too young to get the joke.

They are talking about Wuhan style lockdown. I still don't know what places though.

Yes, who is going to pay Abdul and Trayshawns gibs mein neger?

I meant in Poland, not in Italy

> STILL NO WHITE DEATHS
Now get fucked achmed.

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Summarize it.

I don't actually seriously believe that the world is going to collapse, I just have fun pretending to be autistic on Cantonese basket weaving forums.

Yes. My mom went to work again today, her 65 year old boss has leukemia and still won't cancel work. They also have software that allows them to work from home.

*coof*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, TRUDEAU is most probably down as well, probably the British, Spanish and German government are also infected. The Italian commie fucker who fucked Salvini over has it. Not much right wing about them.n

>carabinieri stops a friend of mine asking why he is not inside home
>he claims to be outside to buy coke
Based ritardato

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Shepherdsville, south of Louisville.

LMAO

People are fucking insane here, buying toilet paper and pasta by fucking palettes.
Also thread theme:
youtu.be/EMcaeMU8FTc

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>oil prices in the shitter
>no refineries
not likely

I really hope he doesnt fucking kill that poor virus. TRUDEAU IS A MURDERER

An opinion becomes a valuable fact when it speaks the truth for those who listen

SPREAD
IT

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OH NO NO NO NO

DIGITS AND AMERICA CHAN TAKES AN AIDS RIDDLED SECKSE COCK FROM MY BELOVED CORONA CHAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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she's risking her ass so she can provide for her autistic son who stays inside 24/7 and masturbates to lolis

There will be a hell of a price to pay before herd immunity is achieved

We already are, most likely.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Proper silver lining, that.

Out of Weimar something unexpected may yet rise.

unf

What really surprised me is the faggot opposition not making trouble for government and supporting them instead. Spooky shit.

Why wouldn't I laugh? This world needs an enema, and Coronachan's gonna give it one.

What does this mean? What's the difference from yesterday? From the graph I gather it's an increase of 200 infected? Big deal.

it's ok bruv you're just building up some herd immunity

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It's only happening for Europoors and city slickers in the US.

Forgive me father, I should have told more people to prepare.

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Hope they let Tyrone know.
And Jamal.
And Chang.
And Tyreese.
And Chin.
And

So basically, majority of cases in italy are there

Old boomers are being fucking destroyed

Divorce.

If I get infected I will take a trip to Poland and rub my salvia on every door handle I come across.

This will be revenge for Danzig.

It's over

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both Metro Manila and Metro Davao are in lockdown, and a Wuhan-style lockdown will actualize after martial law.
> i did tell y'all this before

>not rolling a raider class and stealing all the toiletpaper anyone has, to barter with later

Bro wtf. Maybe she's just waiting for your Gubermint for the signal before she finally acts?

Misato best girl

Damn, the lombards are FUCKED

NORWAY TOTAL 720
+89 TODAY

digit and god will bless all anons except /s4s/

Anyone got the IQ scale of Corona reactions image?

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, THIS IS IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S FINALLY BURNING DOWN.

I'm actually crying with happiness holy fuck

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That's total though, not tested in one day, though, no?

I hope this whole thing fucks normielife over so hard that in the future we will have way more home office jobs

>tfw you haven't used TP in years because you have a high-fiber diet and just hop in the shower afterwards

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Is it new cases or new totals?

youtube.com/watch?v=9pr__WzY9Io

Think of all the Bulls that might be infected just from this one couple...

twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1238134876039262209
twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1238134876039262209
twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1238134876039262209
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONAVIRUS

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>old white people die
>zoomers and millennials are resistant
>Africans survive because of isolation
A blessing from god

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Start with Contagion

5 is a digit

FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITALY FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW

How should you deal with corona if you get infected? What non-prescription medicine should I invest in?

if i was placed under a quarantine lockdown, literally nothing would change.

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Jews took over Palestinian tv stations one time and put them all on house arrest. Hmm...

Porco dio

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Cool timeline, bro!

Lel

Where is the nothingburger faggots now

But there's shitter wipes right there, user

Child under 1 yr in Toronto as well

No they won't. It's normal for Indians to just drop dead and be left where they are or tossed into a river. They're not gonna test people because hundreds are dropping like flies cus that's just Tuesday for those street shitting dogs

For once I am actually proud of this country.
Fuck west europeans for being retarded

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the closest apostles of jesus were jews; therefore whatever you're talking about is something good

Treaduea is fucking Corona chan's tight wet pussy in a mating press right now and you are still uninfected. What's your excuse?

Could be worse

We're finished

Can't you let me shitpost in peace, hans?

HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT?

What’s green in the upper left? Funeral services?

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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I'm going to the store, will you guys watch my stocks for me?

This is complete insanity. We don't know what long-term effects the virus has on the lungs or the immune system

good. palestinians are muslim faggots.

Looks like someone who's never heard of leg day.

kek

someone got him some white stuff

digits and all of us will cheeki breeki

Pati si manny pangilinan infected rin lowls

>>Africans survive because of isolation
>whites even more of a minority in the world than they already are
>blessing from god

alright

it starts with everything cheap being gone

This is total cases, not a single day, fag

We got too cocky bros

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Some sort of conference tonight about a possible lockdown.

pasta la vista

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>>Vietnam: everything is under control :)
It's not under control though. However the authorities are trying. 5 cases per day, last days. Nothing can stop it. Seems to be tracking like other countries.

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toplel

SPINGO LE MIE DITA NEI MIEEEEEEI

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Leave her. The drop in her morale will push her toward death.

With a wine bottle.

schools in turkey have been closed with no ending date explained like a few minutes ago

Greece +34

My wife's son is half Italian and I take offense to this. I am telling my local news agency bigot.

The prime Minister of Canada's wife has coronachan and he's self isolating. It's happening. Finally something is happening you fags.

>Oi bruv you got your non infected Loiscence?

Charles first, William abdicates, Harry and what’s her name rule the waves

But what about hugging the chinese?

shitting themselves

its why they need all that toilet paper

Speaking of PREP, I wonder if fags on a PREP regimen are better protected from this.

The prophecies were all true, it's time for V4 to rise up and conquer Europe

How many cases? We had a lockdown on 52 cases

In a week max we'll be on total lockdown.

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>247711844
IV DAMKE

Your college is putting their profits over your health. You have ultimate control of protection of yourself. Tell them they aren't doing a good enough job of it, and you are letting other students know how you feel.

5%?
7%?
You guys have been reporting these single digit losses for over a week now. How much more time? Two weeks? Two more weeks?
Market is fine, just a little skittish. Huge nothingburger

I want german schools and unis closed before I have to go to uni in april. fuck that shit

Bullshit. That fucker is running.

>GF just came back sick from the UK
>Asked to self quarantine when her work made her call in to health canada
>She's being tested in the next few days
>Now I'm starting to get really sick

Whelp it's been fun boys

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I said total cases. Why are you guys so retarded?

Volatility indexes would be my guess.

Only his wife

>Implying it wasn't already chaos for decent thoughtful and forward looking people.
You have to go back.

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Time to visit Malmo...

Don't worry guys, when we have the herd immunity we will pass it on to you when we're done with it :)

>friend visited LDR girlfriend this weekend
>came back
>smoked a joint with him and went to costco to get more prep supplies
>today she has cough and sore throat
am I dead?

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European stock market is in full meltdown mode. DAX is lower than RTSI and we are fucking oilniggers and should be dropping twice as fast as everybody else.

Based Misatoposter

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>AWS having issues
getting sweaty

127 deaths since yesterday

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I told you faggots that this shit was dangerous but I got nothing burger'd
The world deserves to end desu

I'm so fucking bored, how are you guys passing time in quarantine?

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It's already fucked. We didn't have enough before the Chinese plague hit us.

Consider it justice for allowing dune coons easy access to the eu

seconding this, make sure she's tied up so you can easily shove you poop freckled dick down her throat as well

Can you fuckers relax and look at the damn graph?

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Yikes

Well only one of them is wearing a mask that actually works reasonably well, granted a standard facemask is still much better than nothing.

> Perú 22 cases
> The trace of 2 new cases was lost, possible community transmission
> Brazil confirmed community transmission
> Chile admits the possible loss of the trace of the cases

Bros, Latin america is lost :^(

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as long as you dont have shit health or are like 65+ you wont die anyway. just stay away from your grandparents

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>strength your inmune system for milenia taking baths in a river of shit
>laugh as white bois dies from flu

Shouldnt have poo in the loo

>morning shows literally advocating for people to still go out to restaurants and social gatherings

Can't believe this shit.

We are not yellow-fewers here friendo

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Nothing burger. Kys nigger faggot. Propped up hoax i hope ur family is raped by niggers

Why wouldn't I laugh when I'm having fun?

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If you don't make money in this situation you're a retard.

Threads moving so fast maybe no one will notice my post.

my friend says his coworker just came back from spain a week ago in one of the hard hit areas. no quarantine, immediately back at work laughing about being in a hot zone.
are there no quarantine policies in place yet?? wtf

>Thank you merciful god for the sweet sweet embrace of death.
Why not do something useful if you're on the way out anyway? A lot of very important people helped bring this about.

Remember when normies cared more about not being seeing racist

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it's probably the aids you got from your whore girlfriend

Hello :3

Martial law not so sure. I'm just posting what I know. Outcome is still the same with or without the martial law. People can't go out anymore.

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Posting on /cvg/, of course.

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Bumping my own post cause afraid

Kek

>LDR girlfriend
>smoked a joint
Cringe. fuck off normalfag.

friend is in the uk