/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1949 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 129,854 ► Died: 4,751

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency
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Iran asks WHO to find lab that produced and spread virus
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Boris to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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>RESEARCH
High cytokine in blood of critical patients
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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>REMINDER
Nurses refused testing by CDC
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US testing delayed, shortage of chemicals
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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>LATEST CASES
10:36: 1,075 new cases and 75 new deaths in Iran.
09:52: First death in Austria.
09:47: 12 new cases in Luxembourg.
09:35: 3 new cases in the Philippines.
09:09: 99 new cases in Denmark.
08:44: 1 new death in Lebanon.
08:35: 4 new cases in Bosnia and Herzegovina.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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youtube.com/watch?v=CzGY0yovZ5k
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youtu.be/cgnBQ9qOqmY
vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2020/03/12/34-rusthuis-bewoners-met-symptomen-corona-11-besmet/
naturalnews.com/2020-02-03-the-coronavirus-was-engineered-by-scientists-in-a-lab.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-trump/brazilian-official-who-met-trump-testing-for-coronavirus-paper-idUSKBN20Z071
minsal.cl/nuevo-coronavirus-2019-ncov/casos-confirmados-en-chile-covid-19/
youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw
youtube.com/watch?v=3n-9Rsn52Qk
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024
voca.ro/a5dYaIvK6O2
researchgate.net/figure/Numbers-of-critical-care-beds-corrected-for-size-of-population-per-100-000-inhabitants_fig1_229013572
jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2761044
esicm.org/covid-19-update-from-our-colleagues-in-northern-italy/
youtu.be/5iRv-wva5jg
ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/pm-trudeau-self-isolating-after-wife-sophie-develops-flu-like-symptoms-1.4850159
youtube.com/watch?v=dcsZjfs2cB4
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews
google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502/amp
cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2015/11/coronavirus-scan-nov-10-2015
nature.com/articles/nm.3985
statnews.com/2015/11/09/sars-like-virus-bats-shows-potential-infect-humans-study-finds/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf
files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf
the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502
banned.video/watch?id=5e4d9a96ceaa970024aa6fbf
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +18 (+11) Iran +1,075 (+75) S. Korea +114 (+6) Spain +726 (+29) Germany +389 (+1) Switzerland +215 (+2) Japan +4 (+1) UK +130 (+2) Austria +56 (+1) Greece (+1) Iraq (+1) Lebanon (+1) Poland +20 (+1) Algeria +4 (+1) Guyana +1 (+1) USA +76 Norway +84 Sweden +135 Denmark +101 Netherlands +111 Belgium +85 Malaysia +9 Australia +28 Canada +8 Finland +44 Iceland +18 Israel +3 Czechia +2 Slovenia +32 UAE +11 Kuwait +8 Portugal +17 India +12 Thailand +11 Brazil +17 Philippines +3 Taiwan +1 Romania +2 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Brunei +14 Albania +8 Pakistan +1 Luxembourg +12 Serbia +1 Estonia +1 S. Africa +4 Bulgaria +9 Latvia +6 Hungary +3 Slovakia +6 Belarus +3 Mexico +1 Bosnia +4 Malta +2 Cyprus +1 Senegal +1 Armenia +3 Liechtenstein +1 Moldova +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +3,655 (+134)

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Updated the predictive map to include overseas territories & military bases of infected countries. I thought they’d be safe enough, being remote island communities in the middle of fuckueg oceans, but apparently Britain and France keep infecting theirs.
Remember, folks, if French Polynesia isn’t safe from this thing then you’re only one supermarket trip away. Get groceries online or fucking starve.

RED-confirmed cases
ORANGE- likely unreported cases
YELLOW-
>Significant diasporas in infected countries, which increases intertravel
>Significant population of mirant workers from infected countries
>Porous or semi-dependant borders with neighbouring infected countries
>Transient minority populations shared with neighbouring infected countries
>Large international fincance, trade or tourism sectors
>Dependencies of infected countries or containing an infected country’s military base(s)
>Specifically noted as an at-risk state by the media or WHO

Digits decide the next state to announce a case!

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Dear panDEM(ocrat)ic /cvg/ fearmongers,

No, Coronavirus is not "rampaging across the planet."

No, you're not going to see fake Coronavirus videos from the US.

No, Coronavirus will not cause a US recession.

Yes, as soon as it becomes public Coronavirus is abating, there will be a MASSIVE stock rally to NEW HIGHS.

Yes, China has stopped the virus from spreading in its nation and is restarting its factories.

Yes, you're going to lose in November.

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34 cases in a single elderly home:
Dutch source:
vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2020/03/12/34-rusthuis-bewoners-met-symptomen-corona-11-besmet/

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 49,058 (1,582): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,003 (84) Germany 2,355 (4) France 2,281 (48) USA 1,377 (38) Switzerland 867 (6) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 643 (16) Sweden 635 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 302 (1) Australia 156 (3) H. Kong 130 (3) Canada 118 (1) Greece 99 (1) Iraq 71 (8) Thailand 70 (1) S. Marino 69 (3) Lebanon 68 (3) Egypt 67 (1) Philippines 52 (2) Poland 51 (1) Taiwan 49 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Algeria 24 (1) Albania 23 (1) Argentina 21 (1) Bulgaria 16 (1) Panama 14 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Norway 713 Denmark 615 Qatar 262 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 158 Finland 109 Iceland 103 Israel 100 Czechia 96 Slovenia 89 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 India 74 Brazil 69 Romania 49 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Palestine 31 Russia 28 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Chile 23 C. Rica 22 Pakistan 21 Croatia 19 Luxembourg 19 Serbia 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 17 Peru 17 S. Africa 17 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Slovakia 16 Belarus 12 Mexico 12 Azerbaijan 11 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Tunisia 7 Cyprus 7 French Guiana 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Senegal 5 Paraguay 5 Armenia 4 Liechtenstein 4 Moldova 4 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 French Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent Grenadines 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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My unemployed wife is going to a job fair to try to find a job. It was nice knowing you all I'm ded. I can't isolate someone I fuck and kiss every day.

how's the situation in japan?

I CUT MYSELF TODAY

The God damn Jews created this virus to get Trump out of office and it is working. I'm literally shaking right now I'm so angry.

uwu

naturalnews.com/2020-02-03-the-coronavirus-was-engineered-by-scientists-in-a-lab.html

>every Virology lab in the world that has run a genomic analysis now knows its genetically engineered

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All French speaking unis in Belgium to close on monday

I guess that means free healthcare won't be an issue then

Based Xi

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When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

>naturalnews
imagine being this retarded

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all in brussels already closed tonight high council of our federal government comes together to discuss protocols of lockdown i only have dutch sources for that sorry neighbor

OOF

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Like the Hillary voters in 2016?

I love fear!

Suck a sick dick, Chang.

Me thinks china wants to get there just to harvest mutated corona samples for their bio-weapon research.

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>had a sore throat last 2 days
>now starting to coof
unironically scared bros

That smug fuck. Who would think that profile picture is anything but vapid bullshit?

BUY THE DIP

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US BTFO
>US BTFO
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>US BTFO
US BTFO
>US BTFO

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Bill Mitchell is a blatant homosex

I saw this doggo outside the other day. Snapped a photo as I drove by.

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RUNS ON THE BANKS WHEN?
>RUNS ON THE BANKS WHEN?

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Dit is wel heel sneu..

From this day chinks=barbarians

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Beware the Virus of March

> 3 more cases in my city

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Rod is a measuring stick, ring is the earth
"Your bounds"
>Your bounds will strike?
>Those who enforce your bounds will strike?
We did just hit a plasma "foam" with voyager probes on the edge of our solar system
Interesting timing

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MMMMMMM I MUST FEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAR

who the fuck is bill mitchell and why should his opinion be more valid than the estimates by pretty much every virologist and epidemiologist?

It's so fucking big.

>not even reading their sources or checking their explanation of common genetic engineering proceedures before dismissing it as nothing
imagine being this retarded

Yeah. This.

This is going to cause WW3, isn't it?

Trump is already infected with COVID-19
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-trump/brazilian-official-who-met-trump-testing-for-coronavirus-paper-idUSKBN20Z071

A brazilian official visiting the US was tested positive for COVID-19 and had contact with Trump earlier.

>be utah resident
>driving to work
>notice california, washington, and texas license plates on my 20 min drive
God we're all so interconnected this shit is inevitable.

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33 confirmed cases in Chile
minsal.cl/nuevo-coronavirus-2019-ncov/casos-confirmados-en-chile-covid-19/

their gov faith they have to do olympics so covered and hard to permit test suspect, the boss of softbank said he want to support 1mil test kit for free,than angry japanese wave attack him.he have to give up(today news)

I've had diarrhea the past couple of days but no other symptoms. Do I have it?

I prepped and went isolation mode, working from home and basically staying in with only rare short exits when required and even then avoided public transport at crowds.
It's been about 14 days now.
I don't have any symptoms. Did I make it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS HERE

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>buys dip
>it just keeps dipping even more

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How do you autists still keep up with those holy shit this is amazing

China is sending a medical team & equipment to Italy to help spread the virus further.

PREPS, POST THEM

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How's situation in Japan?

Frankfurt?

PRINT PRINT PRINT

PRINT MORE MONEY

Dow was at 19 827 when Trump was inaugurated, Will it be below that on friday

peru has 5 new cases, 22 in total, one on intensive care unit

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>tfw didn't short multiple stocks a week ago

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trump just gave away eu to china what a big brainer

youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw

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China's method of counting new cases
>Sir we have 2 new cases
>*BANG* Now we have one

>he bought?
>domp et again

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Stop eating squid beaks

I went to an infected zone. How many days until symptoms show?

NRW ... all cases came back from italy

TREULOSES ITALIEN!!

china is conquest the west in your lifetime

>Posting my stash
I ain't falling for that one, retard raider.

the jr is that so crowd i think outbreak in japan is only need time.

Good luck fren

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nah thats monday realistically

>inb4 it goes down to 20k

Jim make a fucking video already! You have enough content for 6 hours!

I haven't really left my home in 14 days. I'm not too sure.

HOLY SHIT

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When Dow fell into a burning ring of fire
He went down, down, down as the flames were rising higher

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This shit is worse than numerology, fag. Stop with the faggy qanon larp.

h-happening?

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Hey long time no see. How's the situation now?

Yes

NUKE CHINA NOW

Trump is infected with it no doubt about it

RIP

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Diarrhea by itself is almost entirely due to something you ate. Drink lots of water.

Who else find this suspicious:
>Japan: AAAAAAAH WERE ALL DYING
>SK: AAAAAAAAH WERE ALL DYING
>Philippines: AAAAAAAAH WERE ALL DYING
>Malaysia: AAAAAAAH WERE ALL GETTING INFECTED
>Singapore: AAAAAAAH WERE ALL GETTING INFECTED
>Thailand: everything is under control :)
>Vietnam: everything is under control :)
>Indonesia: everything is under control :)
>Cambodia: everything is under control :)
>Lao PDR, Myanmar: :D

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Been stocking up on 2.99 24 packs of Water at CVS.

Also got 3 200 count Vitamin C drops. Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=3n-9Rsn52Qk

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEUUUUUAAAAARRGGHHH

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China +18?
Hahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no.

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>friday the 13th
tomorrow will be biblical

>TRUMP
LMAO
You're welcome, burgerbros. This is our personal gift to america

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Are you a retard, a nigger, or both? Has nothing to do with Qnamefag

I am sure that I have it. Nothingburger.

I'm all prepped up in this bitch

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New cases in Charlotte NC and Saturday is the 20k bar crawl

>Natural News (formerly NewsTarget, which is now a separate sister site) is a conspiracy theory and fake news website.[2][3] The website sells various dietary supplements, promotes alternative medicine, tendentious nutrition and health claims,[4] fake news,[5][6][7] and espouses various conspiracy theories.[8] These conspiracy theories include chemophobic claims about the purported dangers of "chemtrails",[2] fluoridated drinking water,[9] anti-perspirants, laundry detergent, monosodium glutamate, aspartame, and vaccines.[2][4][10] It has also spread conspiracy theories about the Zika virus allegedly being spread by genetically modified mosquitoes[11] and purported adverse effects of genetically modified crops, as well as the farming practices associated with and foods derived from them.[12]


jesus christ, the stupidity of bongs these days

i gots no school now

i gots ta wait till our classes are ONLINE

something something gep gun

what a shame

then i went to da store and saw dat the emptiness in da shelfs

like the emptiness in my heart

HONK HONK

no just propaganda cope, they have been doing it 3 weeks now.

TRUDEAU INFECTED
TRUDEAU INFECTED
TRUDEAU INFECTED
TRUDEAU INFECTED
TRUDEAU INFECTED

Fucked

I AM MAKING A SUPPLY RUN NOW! IF I DON'T MAKE IT TELL MY WAIFU I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!

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This years Presidential Alert will not be a text.

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Makes sense. Some US troops were in Wuhan just before the outbreak started

Mutts* jesus even worse

>muh cryptic prophecies

>IF YOU DON'T GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS
IF YOU DON'T GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS
>IF YOU DON'T GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS
IF YOU DON'T GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS
>IF YOU DON'T GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS
IF YOU DON'T GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS

Shill Mitchell

the japan trolls is so awesome that i can't talk with them,so bad.

Unironically XI JINGPING also sent a letter to our president saying the same if we needed help.

Time to party?

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024
LEAFS BTFO

LOWER

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biz is in meltdown

Cut out redit space and would be ok pasta

Bit too heartfelt and not enough humour
Sounds a lot like your castigating yourself though, rather than other anons...
Maybe a life reassessment is in order?

Those bug eyed cunts are just trying to make us pay for their bullshit. They can fuck off with their fucking 3rd world tier practices by fucking sub humans.

If it was true, then nukes are going to fly soon. So do I buy a dosiemeter too now ? Nuclear landscape and Corona chan is too OP.

MODS NERF PLS.

Is there a list or high profile ppl who have died or contracted Corona?

APOLOGIZE TO CHINA NOW YANKEE DOGS

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Fuggggggggggg
> :c

are they gonna announce who declared the fucking pandemic?

job fairs are scams, in this economic situation they are double scams

This can't be real.

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My eyes are dying.

>go out the apartment building door
>someone's dog is sneezing
what the fuck

Jap is also damage controlling to continue the olympics. The train never stops.
Other countries there are third world tier, they don't have enough test kit

Don't give me hope

Bill is based and knows not to trust this media-hyped nothingburger virus

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GUY ON THE RIGHT IS THE BR CONFIRMED WITH CORONA

POTUS DOWN
>POTUS DOWN

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Can user drop testicles damage archive link. Wife is almost team schizophrenic after almost divorcing me a week ago

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

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Yas Forums predicted this
Yas Forums predicted this
Yas Forums predicted this
Yas Forums predicted this

Keep your food safe!

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep of coronavirus

Good luck there buddy, wash your hands and stay safe.

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I need to be here for #2000

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!!!!
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will self-isolate and work from home as his wife is being tested for coronavirus

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will self-isolate and work from home as his wife is being tested for coronavirus

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will self-isolate and work from home as his wife is being tested for coronavirus

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will self-isolate and work from home as his wife is being tested for coronavirus

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will self-isolate and work from home as his wife is being tested for coronavirus

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will self-isolate and work from home as his wife is being tested for coronavirus

serious?

Shoupd Canadians beleive all is safe and very low risk? No cases have been reported in my city or neighbhoring cities.

May this symbol mark the house of a believer. Corona-chan may you cleanse this land of the wretched. Ye of little faith be wary.

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S

Lads I can't find the article that said China is trying to blame Italy for the nasty chink plague. Anybody have it?

>>Philippines: AAAAAAAAH WERE ALL DYING
52 cases lockdown LMAO

We drink to our youth,
to the days come and gone,
for the age of aggression
is just about done

we'll drive out the stormcloaks
and restore what we own,
with our blood and our steel
we will take back our home

down with ulfric,
the killer of kings,
on the day of your death,
we will drink and we'll sing

we're the children of skyrim
and we fight all our lives,
and when sovngarde beckons
every one of us dies

>Frederick Trump, Died age 49 of pneumonia
>Fred Trump, Died age 93 of pneumonia
>Coronavirus causes pneumonia
Donald Trump Age 73....

Vampire bats are the ones we need to watch out for. Zoonosis is inevitable, and transferring Corona-chan to animals (including pigs) will cause even more catastrophic events. We could be seeing more infected bats in Central and South America soon.
As per the prophecy user from late January, South America will get hit the hardest after Italy.

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We're sorry. Sorry about having to rip the mandate of heaven from your bug-hands.

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You can't die now. We've yet to see it fucking crash down back to 20K. Just fucking hang on Hans, then we can die

NO
NOT MY TRUDEAU

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024

Taking ccp data at face value is irresponsible

>the boss of softbank said he want to support 1mil test kit for free,than angry japanese wave attack him.he have to give up(today news)
Fuck. I read the first part in the news about him wanting to buy tests. What manner of people went after him?

Nigga you can doxx yourself like that. Learn to crop.

NORWAY AT 713 TOTAL +71 TODAY

>Chinese government spokesman
Yeah very trustworthy

Why would the media hype a '''nothingburger''' so much it breaks the economy and causes a recession, making all those retarded journalists lose their job

TRUDEAU'S WIFE IS TESTED FOR CORONA-CHAN

TRUDEAU IN SELF-QUARANTINE

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024

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I hope this faggot gets it

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
POLAND OWNED
>POLAND OWNED

This guy must feel like a retard now.

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>twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA NONONONOONOOONONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY LEAF BROS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238131998062977024

ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENING

TRUMP
BOLSONARO
TRUDEAU

WHICH WORLD LEADER IS NEXT BROS?

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EU parliament
Bolsonaro
Trump
Tranny-deau

Corona chan has no chill.

He's the dude that pretends to be a Trump supporter while shilling his twitter on Yas Forums

Made Trumpers so mad they wouldn't allow him to be posted on T_D back when that was a thing

Dubbs decide the next high profile politician who gets the virus

Triples, quadruples, etc decide who will die from it

FUCK TRUDEAU

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voca.ro/a5dYaIvK6O2

Kek every stock market in the world is falling you retard

U R GAY STRONK

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>ANAL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED
AAAAHAHAHAHA

YOU MOTHERFUCKING FILTHY MACACOS ARE ALL GOING TO PERISH IN FLAME FOR THIS!!!!!

>tfw Day of the Rake happened

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>too retarded to recognize a flag
>calling me a bong when I got the fatimerican stars and stripes
>actually quoting normie propaganda
>still not crosschecking the basic facts of the article for validity

welcome newfag. shill harder lol

>Poland
>Solved cases: 1
>Deaths: 1
>Death rate: 100%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How exactly are they scams? You go for free to talk to HR and hiring managers.

You won't get an answer. This question will make his brain explode.

Taiwan is fucking based so far ngl

> entire Metro Manila under one-month quarantine after march15
> leftoid duterte willing to suck xinnie the flu's cock once we're in the hundreds of cases

i'm so glad to be in the countryside, but fuck i absolutely detest the chinese influence in here. just fucking rape us harder than china, Corona-sama!!

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me?
i'll back to work in april 1st i guess(gov said)
the medical control from every abroad is level up(if long time in china need alone,short need pcr test,yes,everyone!)

You just know trump is infected

Why can't it be? Trump even refused to answer when asked then Pence had to give a "I don't know" because Trump walked out of the room.

We're going to get killed by the PLA because duterte is a fucking retard

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Want to know if someone has a working brain or is a complete idiot? Ask them this: what terrifies you more,

>(1/2)
Now with autismcharts(tm)
>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN
updated methodology and country list 12 march 2020
Iceland status: fucked
Italy status: fucked
Norway status: fucked
Denmark status: fucked

>WHO IS NEXT?
Czechia: 3-9 days
Sweden: 3-9 days
Switzerland: 3-9 days

>WHERE MURKA?
the only state in danger right now is Washington
They have 2-3 weeks.

>FULL LIST
Iceland (0-1% IC beds left) (0-1 days)
Norway (0-14% IC beds left) (0-4 days)
Denmark (0-17% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Italy (0-16% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Czechia (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Sweden (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Switzerland (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Spain (5-25% IC beds left) (5-11 days)
Slovenia (6-26% IC beds left) (6-12 days)
France (7-27% IC beds left) (7-14 days)
Netherlands (6-26% IC beds left) (7-13 days)
Finland (8-28% IC beds left) (10-16 days)
Austria (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Belgium (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Greece (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Ireland (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Portugal (8-28% IC beds left) (12-18 days)
Andorra (9-29% IC beds left) (13-19 days)
Estonia (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
United Kingdom (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
Germany (9-29% IC beds left) (15-21 days)
Latvia (9-29% IC beds left) (18-24 days)
Croatia (9-29% IC beds left) (20-26 days)
Luxembourg (9-29% IC beds left) (21-27 days)
Slovakia (9-29% IC beds left) (23-29 days)
Poland (9-29% IC beds left) (24-30 days)
Hungary (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Romania (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Lithuania (9-29% IC beds left) (31-37 days)

>WHY CARE ABOUT IC BEDS
The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

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IF YOU DONT GET SICK THE VIRUS WINS

now that the normies are aware it's kinda funny see them panic

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We had exactly 1 article about your handling in the news. They literally admitted that nobody sees into your methods because CCP. Sucks i guess

At least 4 patients at Ullevål hospital has been infected AT THE HOSPITAL. At this rate hospitals will be the most dangerous place to be. Leper colonies when?

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>average age of 81
Not really

source?

UPDATE CHANGED TO +82 SOME OF THE CASES WERE COUNTED AS YESTERDAYS CASES

You can add ours if you like
Duterte is already getting tested

OH NO NO NO NO

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>(2/2)

>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

Sources:
IC beds: researchgate.net/figure/Numbers-of-critical-care-beds-corrected-for-size-of-population-per-100-000-inhabitants_fig1_229013572
Median IC stay 10 days: jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2761044
10% need IC: esicm.org/covid-19-update-from-our-colleagues-in-northern-italy/

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Boomers posting about thoughts and prayers on facebook totally got this :)

Is....is that fear I smell? Oh yeah....oh fuck yeah. God damn that’s good. OH FUCK YEAH...IM GONNA.........IM GONNA COOOOOOOMMMMM

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CORONA-CHAN IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING

TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF CLOWN-WORLD IS THE DISH OF THE DAY

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there are 118 cases in Berlin alone so it could be worse

>shift the blame to save face
>WE NEVER LOST CONTROL

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WORLD LEADERS ARE GOING DOWN

Stop shilling this bullshit here you niggers. This info is like 3 days old.

GOTT WILL ES!!

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>normie propaganda
>literally a conspiracy website

the absolute state of mutts

UK stocks down 10%

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But Trump loves the kikes

DUTERTE JUST COUGHED AFTER THE LOCKDOWN ANNOUNCEMENT ON LIVE TV

Trump's bro died from alcohol.

>classes online, told to go home
>no internet at home

Looks like I am catching Corona at the local library

This just incentivizes confirming the real origins of the virus from the wuhan lab

674 CASES IN DENMARK
>674 CASES IN DENMARK
674 CASES IN DENMARK
>674 CASES IN DENMARK
674 CASES IN DENMARK
>674 CASES IN DENMARK
674 CASES IN DENMARK
>674 CASES IN DENMARK
674 CASES IN DENMARK
>674 CASES IN DENMARK

>company thinks cleaning a screen every 15 min will stop the spread
LOOOL
There is nothing else people in my office talk about

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Anons, do you have any relatives going hardcore on doomsday prep? My fucking grandma is buying disposable hazmat suits. Don't know if she's crazy or based.

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>TOTAL ECONOMIC MELTDOWN
>PANDEMIC
>60 KM WIDE LOCUST SWARMS IN AFRICA
>CHINESE SWINE FLU
>1/3 OF WORLD's POPULATION UNDER LOCKDOWN
>VARIOUS GOVERNMENT WORKERS INFECTED
youtu.be/5iRv-wva5jg

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Serves him right for trying to take my guns.

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Sounds like a good excuse for those leaders to disappear to a bunker for a while. Didn't Xi also vanish for weeks?

Trudeau's wife has got it.
ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/pm-trudeau-self-isolating-after-wife-sophie-develops-flu-like-symptoms-1.4850159

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how fucking poor are you

I'm jealous of all you single fags. No wife/gf who goes outside and has multiple contacts with customers and people. Being a no life virgin will literally save you.

>Fabio Weingarten
(((Every time)))

NO MORE VROOOOMS

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my parents don't give a fuck
it's over

Based, glad you're still around lad. Was covering for you last night but waging at the mo

Nice to see constant Mitchell posting

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GOOD LUCK user

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Rolle for Merkel

stay safe based doggo

I just never made good experiences with them.
I got my jobs only if they needed that position occupied through normal application processes

so this is just adecdotal evidence.
she might have more luck if she is likeable and can present herself well

OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED
>OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED
OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED
>OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED
OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED
>OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED
OVER 560 OUT OF 615 ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY ARE OCCUPIED

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I'm damage controlling, never mind.

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This it baby. hold me.

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Deus lo vult!

PERFECTLY BALANCED

The whole team of UTAH JAZZ probably has corona now

Sasuga NBA

Considering this has been in the US longer than reported, high R0, community transmission is here, etc...when does this peak in the US? I think mid-May...thoughts?

Don't trust the bounces

>Go to midwest Costco
>Go at open to try to get my groceries and gtfo
>Parking lot is literally fucking full
>Everyone in the store is buying Bottled Water, Clorox Wipes, Lysol, and TOILET PAPER
>Line is to the back of the entire store and starts wrapping around

FUCKING LOL

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Too bad day of the rope gets cancelled too lmao

based grandma. you're gonna make it ungrateful zoomer.

"Sorry honey, but get the fuck away from me."

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Trudeau has corona lool

No olympic game

Smelly ganjin won't dirty animuland

corona chan is cute
CUTE!!

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they said is hypocrisy ,curse him,really a shit that all china website is laughing of them.
if you really need a test i have a plan——go china as a shelter.

Doesn't count,
newfag

it's over for me lads.
how can I accelerate the cleansing of this world?
how do I stoke the fire

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During any kind of outbreak hospitals are always the worst place to go. This should be common knowledge because of how simple it is.

Buy ze dip

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYY

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if the nukes fly, are you guys gonna lob one at Pockyston?

I hope the chinese sell every medical supply at 10 times the cost to the americans, fuck those mutts

Trudeau’s wife being tested for coronavirus, the Prime Minister has self isolated

Press F for Canada.

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Of dying, anyway. I'm not old, so why care?

(audible kek)

Why are Chinese dresses so sexy?

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FAGDEAU DOWN I REPEAT FAGDEAU DOWN!!!!!

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So they think it wasn't from an animal? They have a lab right in Wuhan next to the wild animal market. This fucks need to own up to it. They made it

The number of beds is fine, you just need efficiency. It's POINTLESS to keep patients on assisted breathing the whole fucking time, move them out immediately as soon as they start breathing without assistance.
80+ y.o. people who got what was coming to them after smoking their entire lives should not receive treatment period. They're the main targets of the virus and about to die from somerhing else anyway

hello chang

I also went out to lunch and overheard from Target employees that they sold 7 PALLETS of toilet paper by 10am.
This is a freaking Target, like, who even shops there.

Spoiler alert, keep shorting.

It's just gonna get worse

I told my wife that and she said, "...ohhh, maybe he'll take it more seriously"

user listen to this youtube.com/watch?v=dcsZjfs2cB4
@ 34 second in he does this weird breath, it freaked me out.

Have Greenland and Madagascar closed their borders yet?

capchas are the worst i've ever seen.

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RIP

News here say 34 new cases, 133 total

has any other user has accepted they might die?

I'm glad I prepared for an imminent civil war and these supplies will serve me to survive Coronavirus AND a civil war
>Lootings to supermarkets and drugstores will intensify next weeks

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You get infected. And coof away.

> Be Japan, close most of the things and advise people at 300 cases how to protect themselves,
> Spread almost stopped
> Be mama Merkel, do nothing and say to everyone they will get sick
> Spreads like wildfire

But muh economy

THIGHS

funds are safu

The Netherlands has been following the countdown perfectly for the past 4 days.

We have about a week left.

Koop havermout

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It's the open sides exposing hips. That's all it is.

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Were they regular citizens, softbank representatives or government representatives?
Is the backlash from normal people, his own company or government?

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buddy you dont even know the difference between an american flag and a british one, nor our basic terminology to reference each
you are a newfag, either here for relevant updates or to shill for damage control.
you are avoiding actually addressing the content of the article, and its incredibly fucking obvious.

>I'm not old, so why care?
Tell me shitskin, why do you hate your parents?

STOCKS ARE ON SALE

BUY BUY BUY BUY BU Y

STOCKS ARE ON SALE

BUY BUY BUY BUY BU Y

STOCKS ARE ON SALE

BUY BUY BUY BUY BU Y

Thread going so fast that no one will notice my coof.

do you have that model validated positively for some countries?

You must be 18 to post here.

very cute doggo
nice find

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this guy

Day of the Rake is getting closer and closer

Here's the picture for next thread.

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FIRST DEATH IN RUSSIA
IT'S HAPPENING

obvious propaganda
what makes sense about it? this is retarded

lol nice try fed

She based. Go help your Grandma.

This song unironically fucks me up

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No. US presence in Pakistan is what is keeping it alive, thats the biggest deterrence. All nukes there are prolly under their control too.

We can take back Pakistan without a problem. Problem is that if there is an outbreak there, we will just have to wait till all of them die off so we take it, we might even take Afghanistan too.

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Remember how the bitcoin shills said crypto would go up in a recession
I remember

noticed, Corona-chan blessed ye

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who knew Yas Forums would need a fucking pandemic and market crash to finally stop having yellow fever. This is the best thing to ever happen to you retards

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cover your mouth

nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews

google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502/amp

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2015/11/coronavirus-scan-nov-10-2015

nature.com/articles/nm.3985

statnews.com/2015/11/09/sars-like-virus-bats-shows-potential-infect-humans-study-finds/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/


ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

nature.com/articles/nm.3985
Nature full PDF: files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

> gain-of-function

> "We built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. We characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo."

> Xing-Yi Ge
> Zhengli-Li Shi
> + funding from China:
> "National Natural Science Foundation of China awards 81290341 (Z.-L.S.) and 31470260 (X.-Y.G.)."

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

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Hold the CPP accountable for Crimes Against Humanity. So much proof that it came from the Virology lab in Wuhan. China has a history of genocideing its own people. They way it projects against the USA is almost an admission of guilt.

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How many more crosswalks will I see before my post is complete?

I hope I get to die before my parents do

Fuck off with the boomer posts. That faggot will die of the virus and I'll be happy

*SHUNNED*

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

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You are right. That is why my model accounst for a median ICU stay of 10 days.

stop that right now

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All where the non whites come in for sex tourism with stupid whores.

What a coincidence.

Wowww it's over

I doubt they have shit under control. What they're doing now is a strong political move that will have a high impact on Italo-Chinese relations, maybe even EU-Chinese relations, especially due to the US going on lockdown and practically showing the middle finger to the EU. That said, this shit isn't going to help. Think about it.

China's population: 1.400.000.000
Italy's population: 60.000.000

China's supposed total infected: 81.000
China's supposed total dead: 3.000

Italy's total known infected: 12.000
Italy's total known dead: 800

China's the land of the wet market, gutter oil, bat soup, artificial food, inexistent sanitary standards and no potable water anywhere (it has to be boiled or store bought, in order to be drinkable). Not to mention the CCP's tyrannical dictatorship and draconian censorship. None of this adds up. Old news, I know. I'm just restating it because it makes me feel better, due to the level of bullshit that this all is.

But you know what? Maybe China does have everything under control and this is a tactical operation that was executed in order to shift the global balance. Imagine if China actually has a vaccine for this. If this is their bioweapon... They deserve a million nukes if that's the truth.

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I'M DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who?

i write some advice just in case.
how to reduce mask use
uv light(short than 254nm or for aquarium)/sunshine/air dry oven(in 56℃/30mim) can kill mask and continue a part of protect.whatever do not wet it.it will permant break the special fiber in mask.
nothingburger is a great website said lots of about protective wearing.but some advice addtional.
1.gas mask has more success rate to protect you from corona,it has least 2 advantages.first is the filter always dry,totally seprate from you wet breathe,second is studied in jama and niosh report that n95 level facial mask wearing without 3M KT-30 test almost leak some air,even professional doctors can't fixed it without kt-30 kit.why workshop only support 2-5 type gas mask in a company but more than 20 types facial mask?it is key,dude.
2.plant some vegtables is a good idea that make you leave supermarket and grocery.
3.storage some vitamin pills,if you can't shine on sunshine,carrots can't transfer vitamin A.the cod liver oil is a great idea.if you can't have a big garden,vitamin b and C is also needed.
4.if you need try collect rainwater. you silver things in your rainwater box avoid some smell in water and some illness.but i suggest boiled or uv lighted before drinking.
5.the rice in vaccum plastic bag can storage even more 1 year before opened,if you know how to eat rice is useful.

ITS JUST BATSOUP FLU BRO