/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1948 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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kek these movies are awful, fuck whoever recommending them

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Anyone else stockpiling weed amd liquor for when people want it and will pay 2x? The faggots with guns think they're about to rob people. Talk to me when yall have addressed the tyrannical govt and stop trying to nig the community instead of take down the jews.

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Thank you, Argentina.

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lel, what movie is that?

Isnt Pelosi 80 years old and frail? Its much more likely she'll die from it than Pence

EUROPE IS COLLAPSING
>EUROPE IS COLLAPSING

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EUROPE IS COLLAPSING
>EUROPE IS COLLAPSING

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>EUROPE IS COLLAPSING

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EUROPE IS COLLAPSING
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EUROPE IS COLLAPSING
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EUROPE IS COLLAPSING
>EUROPE IS COLLAPSING

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the happening

IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOWN

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No

Welp looks like the first case of corna-chan got confirmed in my county. Grays Harbor by the way

5 dead lockdown KEK

I'm scared

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no

twitter.com/mitchellvii
We're approaching the never-seen-before levels of COPE.

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The shitty rag known as Fanpage.it made this garbage, if you really wanna see how shit is in Italian hospitals then here you go.
youtu.be/zjYLuKT7keE

I'm sorry user, but we're gonna have to put you down

>09:47: 12 new cases in Luxembourg.
it's now 19

What a time to be alive.

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Just got back from a grocery store in Tulsa to stck up. No panic or huge lines or anything, but there's a creeping sense of unease and the toilet paper aisle was mysteriously empty.

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So at what part of Philippines is on lockdown? I just woke up for my shift flipbros.

What are some post-apocalyptic or just in general desolate resource management video games? I already played plague inc. extensively, now with all this apocalypse stuff I feel like playing a video game where I can create a colony and manage scarce food and shit.

Rimworld for some reason doesn't really seem fun.

It's fine, he hasn't pulled any "official discord" bullshit yet aand he's remarkably on point with new threads so I'm all for the argiebro

Numbers lowered???

While in Italy newspaper headlines, broadcasts and social media are invaded by the now much discussed "coronavirus", right in these hours
20.000 U.S. soldiers are landing at 7 European airports and will be added to 10.000 other U.S. military already in Europe and 7000 other military from different European countries.

A total of 37000 armed military for what purpose?
To help states in blocking this much exalted virus or rescue those who contracted it?
Absolutely not!!!

Have they arrived to dislocate or, using words from senior US officials to " spread " across European territory to start the " Europe Defender 20 " which will begin in April and is expected to end in July!!

Have the citizens been informed of what it is? Obviously not!

The Europe Defender 20 is a drill designed by the USA government in collaboration with NATO to "try" the strategies to be used by USA and Europe (which reaffirms its subordination to the USA) IF a threat is triggers leading to a hypothetical war.

Threatening from whom?
Obviously US officials glimpse on the answer without clarifying and using the generic phrase "hypothetical threat".
Obviously the only hypothetical threat that can be attributed to US thinking is Russia (China's ally) with which they have been voluntarily creating great tensions for a long time.

But let's analyze it.
For this exercise, in addition to the 37000 military, 14000 military vehicles will be imported (therefore tanks, helicopters etc...) and in proportion as many ammunition.

So given the " virus ": soldiers will arrive with due masks and niceties to do this " drill "?
Obviously not!!!

According to US officials these soldiers are healthy so according to them they are exempt from contracting the "coronavirus".

Something's not right!!!

>THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
>THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
>THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE

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twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1238123390646595584

I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash

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People freaking out now when shit is kicking off, but I freaked out almost two months ago like a sperg and now this is all just hilarious.
It's alright anons, you'll get past the panic eventually.

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Corona virus is not real.

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>Schools in primary, secondary and secondary vocational education and childcare simply remain open: there are few infections there and the environment is less international. Moreover, children and young people do not form the group with the highest risks. In addition, the social consequences of closing these schools are said to be significant and little contributes to limiting the spread. Children who have a cold should stay at home.

Is it stupidity or arrogance?

I feel so much more woke now

Let me sell off my prepping supplies to someone less woke than us.

Thanks Chinese Reddit User

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belgians tonight high defense council has meeting on what to do expect quarantine tomorrow or by the weekend

it had to be the leaf

Did the number of dead and detected cases dropped? I'm sure it was above 4,000 deaths and 112,000 cases yesterday.

frostpunk

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

How many days until America is forced to use military lockdown

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>face masks sold out all over the country
>have seen only a single person in/around Oslo using it in 3 days

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

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Got buried in last thread, but dammit, I’ll say it again. Corona has hit AL. 4 cases, rumor has it, in Huntsville last night.

I’m a Montgomery collegefag. Apparently my school is closing up akin to the big boys up north either today or tomorrow. I’m getting the fuck out to avoid the chimpout. As soon as I’m allowed.

Buy while y’all still can. Before the panic sets in. It’s likely already here and in the major Chink-infested areas of the state. Godspeed to all.

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You mean PP - President Pence?

Trump dead by the end of this year. Will win the election first, then he's gone.

WE WON'T CLOSE SCHOOLS BRO DON'T WORRY WE ARE WATCHING AND OBSERVING AND EVERYTHING'S UNDER KONTROLLE

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CROATIA +5
WE FINALLY JOINING THE CLUB
ITS ACCELERATING

POST YOUR PREPPS

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what is this pattern called?

5 days at most

based

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How come theres no more news from China except that they're doing (((amazingly well))) , it feels very fishy . What are they hiding how bad is it there ?

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kys stop posting this shit lmfao.
It's over.
It's ur of control.
there is little you can do now.
Humanity needs a new beginning anyway.

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Makes you wonder
- why is it not just a drill given the WHO's note about the spread of this virus and the media, social, health, political and economic chaos that it is generating around the world?
- Why can citizens contract this virus and US military can move without problems?
- Why has it been decided to conduct this exercise geographically in a position that would involve a hypothetical conflict with Russia and not in other areas that look at other horizons?
- Why don't 95 % of the media talk about it?
- Why don't all Italian politicians talk about it?
- If soldiers are exempt, does it mean that the virus is not what you are so excited or is there already the possibility of a vaccine and therefore to make a human being immune and is not said?
- If U.S. soldiers contracted the virus, wouldn't they become an exponential cause of the virus expansion?

Russia has asked numerous questions to which it has not been answered and on the basis of this it has already said that it will keep its military position alert within its borders, which does not preclude such a reassuring scenario with two armed sides: exercise or Less than it is.

Recap:
China, an ally of Russia concludes months ago a contract with Italy (fundamental country for Europe for trade relations on the Mediterranean and its strategic position if there were conflicts) to make trade relations between Italy solid and more important and China and making America's power over Italy less important but not insignificant.

ITALY BROS UPDATE ON THE SITUATION PLEASE.

Breadlines?
Checkpoints?
Supplies?
Power and electricity?

>slight headache
>Slightly sore throat
>started with phlegm recently
Odds I got the flu, evens the chink flu

When will Israel release the ((((vaccines))))?

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Frostpunk is too big and impersonal desu, it's my problem with most of these games. I want a comfy small community to develop.

Whole of metro manila and cainta also announced it's own lockdown

those numbers are definitely lower than yesterday.
current numbers are 125 865 cases and 4 615 deaths

stop giving views or even naming such cancer

why is he buying empty boxes?

>Believes only 10 people are in critical condition at the moment
Imagine being that retarded

Panic? user that was like 2 months ago. All I can ever feel now is euphoria just watching everything going to shit and Yas Forums being right again. Feels good man

If Pelosi's pickled, will it kill the Corona?

Everyone must post in this thread with this flag...
unless they are from Israel.

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They're Made in China. China isn't shipping any because they're using them all.

I'm going to go out this weekend again, I already have around 2 weeks of food but after this week I think it may not be enough....

the retards pumping by printing money will only make it worse. they never learn

Chilebros imagine IMAGINE of we got an earthquake now, wouldn't that be funny? haha imagine

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Nothingburger faggots absolutely BTFO'd

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Russians are going to invade Europe in the summer, screenshot this

From here begins its course the coronavirus that starts from China but explodes incredibly in Italy not only from a health point of view but above all powered by the world media despite the triggering case is not linked to an Italian.

China and Russia have been the undisputed trade opponents of the USA for years because their importance is far watering the dollar monopoly on the global market, and this is creating not little loss of power both economically and geopolitically.

America has long been doing everything to provoke Russia with market movements and military dislocations on everything that touches its commercial and geopolitical interests.

Now, while citizens of the world are projected with their eyes and ears on Europe, China and Italy, America instead, without any weight to the chaos that objectively exists about a virus about which even virologists say things Diametrically opposite, decides to carry on without ifs and without but a drill that, if so, could be postponed to a quieter period.

So why so much pressure to bring American soldiers and weapons in Europe in alarming quantities for a simple exercise and knowing that this triggers a high level of alert in Russia?

The phenomenon "coronavirus" is a useful tool to distract and prepare a large part of the world citizens for something more important that needs to happen or that someone is preparing to make happen and that doesn't have to do with the solution of a virus influenza but with a breakdown in the global geopolitical system.

Something is happening and it's not about conspiracy but about geopolitical facts that are happening and which are already happening in 7 European countries.

This is the subject you should ask ourselves on.

>Pearl Jam cancelled their Gigaton Tour
>I got tickets for April

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This. I'm just sitting here giggling to myself. I even have sympthoms lol

Did someone say PARTY?!

WHO declares a pandemic, so what are we going to do? Celebrate and drink and go to the beach and stuff

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this war of mine kind of fits the bill, it's not a very big game but you definitely might enjoy it

DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED

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don't really know any good ones that i can think off

Finally we're closing schools in some regions
too little too late
we're already numbah 2 in europe and racing the pastaniggers to the top!

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although it's not comfy at all

WHEN WILL THIS CUNT SCOMO CLOSE THE FUCKING SCHOOLS FUCK THIS RETARD

China blacked out all Coronavirus news when it first broke out. Then they downplayed numbers.

Then suddenly they're all better with no proof. China is fucking lying and a bad actor.

Post your masks

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Stairway to Hell

Trump is literally the only fucker with money that isnt in a fucking bunker.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I just cancelled my Airbnb trip I had lined up since last November

They issued a full refund since my state has coronavirus

Things went much better than expected

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The JUST formation

FUCK Trumps stupid speech!!!

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What were YOU doing as you watched all the stock markets explode into Tang?
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOOOOOWN

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ArgieBaker YaY

How's the weather in States like California and Arizona during the summer? Is it Hot and Arid, or Hot and Humid?

Thanks Arg bro, but I think you need to update those numbers

Why are Nordniggers like this

Where can I get such a mask?

She hasn't shaked hands with an infected person.

never, china modified a gene therapy virus that would replace ecoli into being a weapon

you need to be 18+ to post here retard.
Fucking zoomer incel.

DOCS LYING IN THE DIAGNOSE
>DOCS LYING IN THE DIAGNOSE
DOCS LYING IN THE DIAGNOSE
>DOCS LYING IN THE DIAGNOSE
DOCS LYING IN THE DIAGNOSE
>DOCS LYING IN THE DIAGNOSE
its not a fucking drill
I wish I would be baiting
this is serious

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IT'S TAKING TOO LONG. FUCKING FUCKERS.

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I drink a lot of coffee so my mucus production is thru the roof

Imagine wanting to die at Disneyland instead of on the floor of your house drunk in a puddle of your own piss.

The virus is already spreading through the senate, pretty likely she got hit/will get hit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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This article aged like milk
usatoday.com/story/news/health/2020/01/24/coronavirus-versus-flu-influenza-deadlier-than-wuhan-china-disease/4564133002/

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F

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im talking about unis lmao fuck off pajeet

Guess I'll go food in a federal synagogue and the kosher section then. Wish me luck.

I am not surprised at all that something like that exists

Coronavirus in south america will gain SOPA DE MACACO qualities and increase its killing capability

how are thing in Russia ?

They Are Billions. It's extremely fun and comfy.

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I hope an EU army replaces the NATO nigger roach army when this is over

FUCKING STOP IT, YOU CAN'T DO THIS. YOU'RE DOOMING YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO DESTITUTION

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>A trip to Disney World will justifies for my ignorance
HOLY SHIT GUYS

I THINK IM GONNA

I THINK IM GONNA HHH-H-HHHH

HOO-HHOOO

HOOOOOOOOOONK

HONK HONK HONK!

HONKITY HONKERONI AND HONKS HONK IF YOU HONK THE CLOWN IN MY WILLS THE HONKS TO HONK INTO THE WORLD OF HONKS IN WHICH HONKS BREED WITH OTHER HONKS TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE HONK. I HAVE BECOME THE HONK OF ALL HONKS. HONK WITH ME MY FELLOW HONKS. CLOWN WITH ME. I AM A HONKASAURUS HONKERS HONK CITY

Based. Boomers need to be culled. These brave heroes are rolling the dice on their 0.2% to make sure the pandemic reaches everyone.

>live within the splash zone of NYC
>really badly want to bug in/out
>no one is taking it seriously, not even today
>boss has no plans to shut down work
>still wants to maintain regular group meetings
>we're basically just working until someone becomes a confirmed case
>a few people have already called out sick
Haha oh man holy shit this fucking sucks ass

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>WHEN WILL THIS CUNT SCOMO CLOSE THE FUCKING SCHOOLS FUCK THIS RETARD

Nice LARP.
Incel freak.
kys.

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Kenshi
Starsector
Neo Scavenger
Dwarf Fortress
Cataclysm: DDA

>the bear leaving the cave forever

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Please destroy Australia thoroughly before us, Corona-chan.

Anything to shake people from their false sense of confidence.
A truck driver strike would do the trick more flawlessly.

I JUST FUCKING COUGHED

OH NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>online exams
ahahahah

Not much is going on, although people are already buying and wearing masks on the streets.

>Those headlines
WTF I thought you faggots were just LARPing

yes pence is in his 60s and is the youngest between Trump Pelosi and himself.

Just print more money bro

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shieeeeeeeet

can someone post that prophecy again

>Normie friends mad that I don't want to go to a cafe with them

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sugar and beans were out in lidl here and oil pasta rice and soap were low,didnt see the toilet paper

Pathologic 2

Hes not just in his 60s, he's 60

Chinese don't give a fuck about other chinese (outside of their family).
Believing they are going to give a fuck about you is retarded.
The world needed this. It paints the lie of the lefty fuckwits "we are the world" bullshit.

the ones who are LARPing are you nothingburgers nigger.
So you finally opened your eyes? kek

Time for you to die mutt.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Southern Coifornia and Arixzona are hot and arid - the Great Southwest is a desert of varying types

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>people wearing masks
I saw literally ONE other woman wearing a mask and my mom saw another.

Search SR200 Sundstrom Respirator online and you'll find a retailer. They're made in Sweden so I imagine they'd have outlets in Germany

Yeah, especially in Berlin.

relax its most likely placebo

bit of a weirdo arent ya

cant wait to see Yas Forums's face

only 15 labs in country are currently capable of testing for wuflu and only 1 currently does. government goes with "no virus in russia, it's just flu" strategy.
Now, answer me this - how often does one change ffp2 when wearing it in public?

Will your country ban me from coming in I have a flight next month

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>wanted to quickly get money from mall ATM
>coofer with a red face who looks visibly distressed shows up out of nowhere, walks past me and coofs up a cloud
>panic and immediately take my card and run away

I probably didn't make it out in time and got infected. Bye, cruel world.

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I've played too much kenshi desu
Isn't it also about super big colonies and very impersonal?

Man someone should really make a small colony ruling simulator where you have 5-10 people that can grow to like 50-100 and you just have to find enough food and shit

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Depends on rainfall for Cali.
SF can get humid because it's near the bay

Guys, I'm legitimately getting scared at this point. Not over the virus itself who gives a fuck if you catch the big coof, I'm not a fucking boomer. I'm scared of the aftermath.

I'm scared of when the world starts asking questions on how this fucking happened in the first place. I'm scared of when they don't like those answers and conflict starts. I'm scared of when that conflict escalates. I'm scared of if this leads to quarantines in America and rednecks think it's martial law and try to 1776 2.0. I'm scared of if this leads to riots if election campaigns get paused or suspended.

This could literally be phase one of the wild ride that is the end.

I believe it starts with a tightness in the chest and not just a cough

Just relax and fuck your sister. I heard you guys can survive on rocks and moonshine

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r8 this video everyone
youtube.com/watch?v=J094ir4rMN4

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nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews

google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502/amp

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2015/11/coronavirus-scan-nov-10-2015

nature.com/articles/nm.3985

statnews.com/2015/11/09/sars-like-virus-bats-shows-potential-infect-humans-study-finds/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

nature.com/articles/nm.3985
Nature full PDF: files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

> gain-of-function

> "We built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. We characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo."

> Xing-Yi Ge
> Zhengli-Li Shi
> + funding from China:
> "National Natural Science Foundation of China awards 81290341 (Z.-L.S.) and 31470260 (X.-Y.G.)."

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

banned.video/watch?id=5e4d9a96ceaa970024aa6fbf

Yas Forums always knows the truth.

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>their cafes are still open

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Thanks

mfw my entire families money is put into property or gold, and none in stocks.

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Yesterday I woke up to a lot of my friends in the USA complaining about the new closures and bans, people going into panic mode, people arguing if it's just a flu or not. So I reached out to some of them to offer advice, since Korea's been dealing with this for weeks now and sadly I kinda got used to all the restrictions and being a shut in. And you know what? Not one person asked for advice, precautionary measures, prepping info, etc. Only ones paying attention are my parents. Guess my friends are fucked. Bless mom and dad.

Fallout 4 but focus on building settlements?

fuck off from our country, lad. go visit thailand instead

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>CANT HEAR YOU SONNY
>SPEAK UP

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Can I borrow your mustache? *coof*
Also, Dr. Who died in the 90s.

>the belly of the dragon will drip water
Who would've thought that's the pandemic...

what is the deal with hopkin map is it working for anyone

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
EEEEEEVERYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME
MATTERS IN THIS WOOOORLD

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Yeah we have bushfires and giant insects and serial killers, like a fuckin virus is gonna affect us majorly.....

Markets...Fire Sale everything must go

>I'm the first mammal to make plans, yeah

Can't Trump just, I don't know, cancel coronavirus?

As with recent measles outbreaks in the New York area once again Jews are responsible for the spread of coronavirus in New York. Jews are disease carrying rats.

"New Rochelle Jewish community caught inside coronavirus ‘containment zone’"
>forward.com/news/breaking-news/441304/coronavirus-containment-zone-new-rochelle-new-york/

"New York Jewish school says 29 students, staff diagnosed with virus"
>timesofisrael.com/new-york-jewish-school-says-29-students-staff-diagnosed-with-virus/

"New York threatens to close some Jewish schools as measles outbreak worsens"
>cnbc.com/2019/04/09/new-york-threatens-to-close-jewish-schools-as-measles-outbreak-worsens.html

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If the airlines are so fucked, then how come I can't find cheap tickets?

I'm 20 years old, my chances of getting infected are basically zero. If some boomers die, not my problem.

How come I can't find any cheap tickets to Wuhan or pretty much anywhere for that matter? Flights to China are like $4000 with many stopovers.

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same in indianapolis. avg american doesnt have the resources to stockpile $400 worth of anything. buying toilet paper soothes their conscience and its all ppl can afford to part with.

Jews are covering for the Chinese now too.

Do you know *why* China is sending supplies to Italy? Because Italy is Little Wuhan, 100k+ Chinese factory workers live there and were the cause of the Italian outbreak.

Italy allowed China to build factories in order to save a pretty penny. Now they are all paying the price for their betrayal.

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Mostly hot and arid.

I’m scared of the cough and no toilet paper

POST YOUR PREP BROS

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Honestly, that sounds like a bunch of generic cryptic ambiguous phrases that can be applied to any situation

Don't you have homework to do schizo?
fuck off when the adults are talking here.

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Enjoy my coofing lad.

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Give me some tips, what should I do to not die?

In low dust settings it should last for months. The tricky part is handling the mask so that you don't get the contaminants that are trapped in the mask when you handle it.

Banished

you know that gold is worthless when people have no food. But I doubt it will come to that.
Property is good though
>literally people were selling their gold rings for loaves of bread

Retard.

thanks m9

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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Is this a new pasta?

There are a lot of elderly people with comorbidities in Congress...and RBG is missing a lung...that fat fuck Nadler comes to mind too

So it can survive in Cali during the summer. What the hell is billy on about lol

Rimworld is similar to what you're talking about but you never get to the scale of 50-100 people

Food for 3 months, check
Zinc, Vitamin C and painkillers, check
Permission to work from home, check
Told boomer mother to stay the fuck indoors, check
Toilet paper, check
Masks and eye protection, check
I'm ready but this country is not.

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Ruhroh

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corona is gay virus

>Corona survivor treated herself at home with OTC medicine
>her advice to people is to drink lots of water and find something to binge watch

Lads, this virus is only killing boomers. The average age of the dead is fucking 80. The only thing us zoomchads have to fear is the societal collapse when all the boomers die.

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That's the point of prophecies.

>tfw haven't prepped
think im fucked

AI designed chinkflu. You didn't hear it here. I was not here.

Thank God it was only a leaf.

Lol

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Flights are cancelled you dumb nigger

Way too little content though and the campaign is awful

It's not super big colonies. You build outposts for the human empire and defend them against hordes of infected and you move to the next location.

There are also custom maps built by the community you can play.

>Now, answer me this - how often does one change ffp2 when wearing it in public?
i dunno, every 8 hours ?

They will stave off the panic for as long as they can.

Why am I just discovering this?

youtube.com/watch?v=BW2k9R6EtHk

have you seen the national guard troops yet? Im curious how that's working out

BEL20 down 12.2% holy fucking shit

>Italy allowed China to build factories in order to save a pretty penny
There's a lot of places learning that lesson right now.

Have ya tried Factorio?

It seems it's true that they make you wait outside of the store and that there are pretty fucking long lines.

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Fl user here. Went grocery shopping to different stores these last few days. People are finally starting to catch on. A lot of places restricting bulk buying & people racing around the store to find essentials. I wonder how long its gonna be before SHTF for real and we get placed under quarantine.

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Red leader reporting in

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Don't forget Shipton. Creepy.

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>trying to summon the pole prepper

Why tho

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use your superpower status to make me fuck off then.. oh wait

Between CPAC & this, no way that Trump isn't infected

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Incredibly based. I'm jelly. All that's missing is an AK47 strapped on his shoulders.

>brother, sister too
>do what you must do
>don't trust people you meet, yeah, yeah
>they might promise you
>that the river ain't deep

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All educational institutions in catalonia closed from tomorrow on

Lmao is that the deranged Russiagater kike? No wonder she loves commie China

mutts are gonna save europe from the imminent russia/asian invasion

rassian?
assia?

>You get them from china

kek

Italy is getting the worst of it because they sold out the hardest.

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Ching chang chong ching ching chong haaaa

I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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Only got an axe for self defence but at least I will go down berserker

Buy n99 (p3) masks if you can, I got mine in January. You can still get half/full face p3 even if you can't get disposable.

Buy lard, rice, dried peas. Lacto-ferment vegetables.

Hair under a seal... intentions are good but.

Not so fast, corona virus.

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Getting infected puts you out for a a week+. Good luck keeping a job like that.

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any CT or new england anons here? I finally got my loved ones to start prepping but I wanna know what the conditions at stores are like because I'd like to go with them If they're bad

Everything's been said in cvg already. Get minimum 2 weeks of food, water, supplies. Get masks, latex gloves, and a UV-C disinfectant light for good measure. Go out only if essential. Stay out of restaurants, bars, clubs, and social gatherings of any kind. Done use public transport. Try to work from home if you can. Do try to get exercise in somehow, and eat healthy. If you are in public stay 3 meters distance from people. Wash hands often. Stop touching your fucking face.

No worries.

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This pic from the Chinese CDC outlining a bus infection is perhaps the craziest thing I've seen. R0 of the seasonal flu is 1.5. This fucker infected nine people before he got to work.

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Don't you have parents or grandparents?

as much as masks would be cool as a fashion statement, the fucking idiot isn't wearing gloves and probably doesn't properly disinfect when he gets home, meaning the phone is his bike probably is a vector for infection when that mask comes off at home

FUCK our government
Main party having inner party elections and they are not doing a shit because of that. Greedy politician money more important

cleaning my phone, keys, wallet and wallet contents every time i come back from outside is becoming a real pain in the arse to be honest with you

im starting to think just getting corona would be easier
>get it
>come down with the flu
>maybe it would be one of the worse flus weve had in our lives but whatever, weve had particularly bad ones before and were all here
>rest up, no work
>watch anime and play vidya for 2-4 weeks of isolation
>'wa la' - recover and get back to normal life, none of this obsessive washing and cleaning that is drying the shit out of my hands and annoying the fuck outta me

inb4
>hurr durr cytokine storm
theres literally no evidence that thats what happens with covid 19, the only 'evidence' is a bunch of Yas Forums shitposts. imagine believing everything you read on here lmao

>when do sumerian aliens come and burn earth for letting loose another gene modifying weapon on themselves?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have a flight booked early May for the month abroad. (Given that it isn't cancelled. I'm not refunding, fuck off, I want to go)

If I can go, then borders close or whatever, what will happen? I can stay up to 30 days visa free, I'll be leaving on the 29th day.

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proven to be untrue
also
>memeflag
figures

No offense bro, but if you still live with your mother you're probably not ready

So...exactly like a prophecy?

ur trolling me super hard now bro keep going this is hilarious ur a funny guy

OH FUCK YOU AND YOUR GETS!

If reaps God protects his chosen one.

Well people who have been paying attention know what's coming. It's kinda hard not to notice friends in despair. Humans learn more through observation. I guess that's what makes Yas Forums such a powerful tool for us common folk.

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>The only thing us zoomchads have to fear is the societal collapse when all the boomers die.
That's a pretty big fucking thing.

Bolsonaro being tested right now

It all happened in a short time after it got cool, and sulimani was killed, brexit finalized shortly there-after and it all started to come true.
The ravens will starve == cremation

Blame chinks. They're the ones mass purchasing them, did it since January. Production is fucked too.

>implying he actually has money

They find a cure, but it involves Borg nano probes. Wut do?

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I hope hes ok.

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FUCK YOU SILLY BITCHELL!

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>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
>literally WHO

there was an italian article mentioning an immunosuppressant usually used for autoimflammatory conditions such as arthritis being used to manage cytokine storms

but that is a nothing burger so far and not confirmed at all

>its gonna be fine
>listen to the soothing sound of new money
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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BOLSONARO AND TRUMP IN DANGER

HAHAHAHAH

BRAZIL KILLED POTUS

THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE EVER

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Probably not this month. I don't know, I could be wrong.

Why? I don't have the Coronavirus, it doesn't faze me to get it. What else are they going to do, just leave the planes in the hangar?

Whatever. I see so many LARPs on here (Holocaust denial etc.) so naturally I thought this was a fake happening.

>investing in gold

Please let this meme end

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST COOF

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Based.

WERE FUCKING DEAD

None taken. But I don't: I got my own place. Which exactly worries me since I live so far away and I can't keep eye on her and have no faith in her judgement.

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Trump will survive this with special futuristic robo-lungs.

Tulsi 2020

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU CORONA CHAN

Why restrict bulk buying? Just jack up the price instead.

Because it shits up the threads and he wants to be annoying

>tfw stalkercore will only be seen as mildly autistic now

CHEEKI BREEKI

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How do you say "Bat and Monkey soup, very delicious" in HUEHUE language?

I wish some medical expert would speak about why this virus is related to HIV. If this is common or extremely unusual. Did the guy on Joe Rogan talk about it?

Dubbs he dies this month
Trips he dies this week

What reason is there not to stock up?

>long lasting food
>cheaper to buy in bulk normally
>saving money on food means you always have an emergency stockpile of food anyways
>you'll use it eventually anyways
>big bags of dried beans and rice are cheap
>who wants to buy soap and toilet paper regularly anyways
>just buy the big packs, save money, shop less often, vidya more

Zoomer memefags and Doomer Boomers call it "Prepping"

I just call it common sense.

Change my mind Zoomer/Boomer/Doomers.

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>nah you're doing it wrong
>get the flu
>call ambulance
>be hospitalized for maximum month
>avoid going outside and become protected for at least a month, hopefully the virus subsides by then

water under the bridge

Go to the store, buy lots of non-perishable calories, and go be with your family. And wash your hands, you dirty coomer.

No
youtu.be/cgnBQ9qOqmY

Trump is infected

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But he will get the best medical care in the world, and he has no comorbidities. Plus, Chad genes. All they have to do is take plasma from a young person that cleared the disease...or the Chinese reported success with stem cells IIRC...despite your digits I'm not worried.

Yes retard
No one will fly an empty plane with just one cringenigger on board

Can you please kill yourself nigger-skin ? You know usually if you wish people ill, it comes back to you 2 fold ?

My friend who is a nurse in a quarantined city says it's no biggie. Only people with previous pathologies are dying, and so far he's getting exhausted because they have to do their job perfectly and extra carefully, but he says it's not that bad.

Because apparently a hand full of people would come in the morning and clear out most inventory. At least this way everyone gets a chance I assume.

GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU DOW BITCH
I WANT TO SEE THAT 2ND CIRCUIT BREAKER

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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Tfw have bunker mentality but no prep cuz lazy af NEET.

depends on the destination m8
if its a fellow european country where they actually treat people decently, humanely, then ok
but given you only get 30 days visa free im guessing not, im guessing its some 3rd world shithole like america

youre really gambling there, if they implement some new rules and youre stranded there they wont treat you well at all, youll be herded up like nigger cattle, probabyl separated from your partner or whoever youre travelling with, and locked in a cell with mouldy bread crusts to eat

and then even when its over theyll arrest you for overstaying your visa lmao and chuck you in jail for a couple of years, only let out early in exchange for julian assange

Fuck off re-uploader leech that's not the original upload.

STALKER MISERY unironically.

I couldnt even finish it once.

They aren't gonna burn the earth. Only save as many inocent as possible.

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Kenshi

Treat this as a huge Mass Casualty ipIncidnet, and find a way to get rid of bodies beifre they contaminate water and supplies.

the rural families with dead could bury them out back if they are well enough, but if they are already sick, it will be difficult to move and bury bodies. They have to make sure bodiesa are at least 150 yrds from the local watershed/source.

Local Pastors could go from home to home with Hazmat crews and a Dump Truck, making last rites so people will part with their dead.

THIS is the first step that must be taken tomsave the future - without a way to dispose of bodies, Cholera and Dysentery will come behind Corona

Plan ahead, and tell your loved ones to do the same. I have already chosen the spot, and told my family what to do - I do not wishmy death to being even more suffering.

those digits though

whew, lad

Cytokine storm is not exclusive to covid. It's part of what causes every ARDS ever. Covid just seems to like causing it for some reason. All you have to do is have a fucking ventilator breathing for you for a few days until your immune systems gets over it. No biggie.

OY VEY GOY HOLOCAUST IS REAL THANKS FOR THE TIP OF YOR DICK

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ahh I want this to be over now, I want to get off from mr bones wild ride now

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>It's ur of control.
Jio and free internet to retards like you was a mistake.

SATAN HONKS IN YOUR DIRECTION

Disgusting POS. He is inviting flip flop wearing monkies into the white man's world. Fuck him, Brazilians are subhuman trash that can tongue my anus.

It's going to hit him hard once casualties are accelerating.

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That's not good for the profits. If they can sell it for $10 a bottle, that's obviously better than "2 per member".

A guy in Napoli was waiting for the test then started going apeshit and spitted in the face to nurse and doctors, what do you guys think about this?

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SARS and MERS fucked up survivors' nervous systems. You don't want that, fren. Basic precautions like avoiding unnecessary outings and washing up upon your return really aren't too much to ask.

Bolivianon reporting, we had 2 confirmed cases yesterday, now 3, the infected people were denied access to 5 hospitals, by the medical staff and concerned neighbors, with the excuse that they are not prepared, they are now being accepted in a government facility that doesn't have any medical equipment, people are selling regular masks 3000% of their regular price, supermarkets already out of alcohol disenfectant, soap, toilet paper, people blocked the frontier with Argentina because nobody was testing immigrants.

paginasiete.bo/sociedad/2020/3/11/mujer-con-coronavirus-fue-rechazada-en-cinco-hospitales-de-santa-cruz-249297.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

Nah. Trumps not going to get infected. The fucker eats takeaway with a knife and fork.
He's got his transmission vectors nailed down tight.

My God...

POST YOU PREPS FRENS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

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Went to whole foods and some old lady was stocking her cart with that recycled paper TP. I kekked.

Why did Donald meet with Ireland's prime minister

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You can't kill all the bats by nukes