Why so few cases in Russia? Was this Putin's doing?

Goddamn you niggers are stupid. The spread of the virus depends on the amount of traffic to and from a region

Because they closed their borders back in January like Singapore, who also virtually no longer has any cases.

>block travel
>keep chinks out
>take it seriously since day 1
???

apart from moscow and maybe like 3 other big ish cities, there are a lot of those who linger in the wild, in the villages and whatnot. I think that overall, russia has a great chance, a lesser chance at least to get utterly fucked, unlike the area around luxemburg for example, which is EXTREMELY densely populated.

In order for a contagious disease to spread people need to travel to an area in order to spread it. Who in the flying fuck travels to Russia?

Attached: Jean-Luc_Picard,_2364.jpg (810x1080, 104.11K)

I suspected that they simply did not diagnose the coronavirus.

Isn't globalism great? Thanks jews!

Because they don't have border with western Europe from where this filth get into Poland?

>Shuts the borders
How good's the GDP though, we need tourism, goy! THINK OF THE GDP!

I do think it's quite plausible that this is SOMEONE'S doing.

If it WAS Russia, that should finally be the end of the whole "muh Russia got Trump elected" meme.

But I'd personally suspect Soros before Putin.

Why are you trying to explain something to this Afghany?

Peel jews skin off with a hatchet. Feed em for the fucking bears.

>germ-tard doesn’t get the joke

I am Pakistani not Afghan

bc they actually closed the border at the end of january.

watch the chernobly series if you want to know how ruskies handle a disaster

We closed the borders with China month ago and made our own tests

The reason that Russia is OK Is because I have not traveled there. All the red dots are from my last trip. WHWHWWHWHW

Attached: Tom hanks.jpg (1080x1440, 225.13K)

It's all thanks to Mommy.

Attached: koronavirus natalia.jpg (655x692, 53.86K)

Well Done you guys!

you finally made some thing that works

There are some few dozen cases. Mostly liberal faggots who traveled to Yurope
G-d, I hate liberals.

Same shit mohammed!

Thank you Tom! Forest Gump is the best movie!

Attached: NEsEAtU.jpg (390x280, 8.26K)

An american work of fiction written by globohomo sjws... that must be very accurate and not biased at all.

Russia closed borders in January.

Are you going to eat that?

Also we had 2 or more camps in Siberia where we put people in quarantine for 2-3 weeks.

So all these things in summary gave a result.

Tom is back, now he is fighting the virus

Because Russia took action early unlike the Western cucks.

>not letting people enter your country
>magic

>land border with China closed 30th of january
>rail access with China closed 3rd of february

Vodka miracle drink. Helps with radiation and makes resistant to corona. Make sure eat it with favorite diet sausage.

Attached: 1576328637727.png (449x559, 381.26K)

>russian government sending people to camps in siberia

kek

Russia closed their boarder to keep me out. No one keeps out the Hanks.

>also we don’t go to the hospital until we’re pretty much dead
Based

>Why so few cases in Russia?
Russia shut its borders in January and then healed the 7 or so people that had the virus. They are now FREE of all corona virus patients.

GENIUS move.

Maybe that's why Peterson ran away there

The copious amounts of wodka.

you can't contain it, you can only delay it. At some point we all will have had it

well isnt most of russia's population among the border of europe the rest is just wildlife and no mans land right?

>Also we had 2 or more camps in Siberia where we put people in quarantine for 2-3 weeks.
Russia never disappoints, any danger to the establishment and stability gets instantly fucking gulaged.

I wish after all this is over I can go to Russia and be a based alcoholic among based alcoholics instead of being a pariah among retarded nigger-loving schizoids

I will be seeing Peterson soon.

You are welcome bro. Vodka blini and russians songs for you

Besides closed borders there are rules for travellers arriving from infected countries. If you returned from Italy, for example, and are feeling sick you must self-quarantine for 2 weeks. There's special hotline for that and courier service to handle sick leave paperwork.

russians have no money for traveling, sometimes being poor is beneficial

Attached: qf61AywOaYM.jpg (1800x1214, 864.22K)

Russians will be probably the only people in the world which would survive in case of pandemic. If anything happens, we will just live in Siberia, isolated from each other. There is enough space for whole country population.

Attached: ESv7RKvXQAAGSMa.png (528x700, 610.81K)

Maybe Vodka kills the virus?

Attached: in_soviet_russia____by_deathsoul_darkwolf_d30u4ep-fullview.jpg (898x686, 100.89K)

Also, you can go to jail for 5 years for refusing hospitalization or breaking isolation if you have the virus. Some bitch ran away from a hospital and was forcefully returned there.
Another one returned from Italy and cops came after her right away. She barricaded herself in her commieblock apartment to avoid getting dragged away to the hospital. I don't know how it ended.

So you are going to say that virus was made by russians?

Russian biological warfare capabilities are world-threatening

ukrinform.net/rubric-society/2893812-russian-biological-warfare-capabilities-are-worldthreatening.html

If you break quarantine and endanger others you should go to jail. Ass rape jail.

5 years of deep anal penetration.

I am looking into the vodka thing right now, will come back to you and your question: But Yes!

Can I come to Russia too and share vodka and snuggles with a qt gopnik girl?
Also being english means that I have disdain for everything and never look happy, I'll make a good go of learning the language too, pls let me in and we can laugh at stupid shit and slowly lose liver function as true frens

lying

Krokadil grants immunity

Ivan to poor to travel and no one visits him because he is a meanie.

good luck Rusbros!

But what are you going to eat?
Bears?

coronavirus is outcompeted by HIV

Attached: HIVinEurope_Diagnosis_Population_v4.jpg (1200x800, 576.57K)

Thank you, I hope I make it.

youtube.com/watch?v=4wuq1EE8ymc

It's all here in the world wide webs you just have to find the trail.

Attached: 220px-Bridge_of_Spies_poster.jpg (220x326, 17.53K)

The polar bears will probably eat them

Vodka has no expiry date.

they closed travel instantly

It is the doing of Chinese scientists not complying with biohazard regulations. No one’s grand plan, just stupidity.

how do people get to the intentional space station since neither the united states nor europe have a functional manned space craft?

Attached: 1541230240763.png (469x452, 276.67K)

The only thing you need is special adidas triple lines trousers and you can drink vodka and listen hardbass with qt gopnikgirl
I heard that strong alcohol may be helps. So you have a chance

Thanks, but this shit will be anywhere. Nobody can stop it.

Are you saying that Trump came up with the plan?

What is Africa ever ready for?

Attached: not ready.png (779x666, 619.75K)

Implying Putin cares for Russians.
BTW its obviously Putins plot so noone goes to miting when he proclaims himself president for life.

so much shilling around

unironically yes
what exactly is wrong with bear meat?

Sounds pretty comfy

A culture of social distancing.

true

????

spacedaily.com/reports/EU_to_be_able_to_use_Ariane_6_carrier_rockets_for_manned_space_flights_999.html

Based. 50k people and 100 million ruski

Nice Russian VPN, CIA-kun.

Europe's open borders

I have a garden and it's already +20 C in my region, many trees are blossoming already

Attached: .jpg (673x640, 127.83K)

and testing is for traitors and drug addicts

I will try toilet paper alcohol.

Somehow we have a lot of it in the house

youtube.com/watch?v=v-mWK_kcZMs

Because of the secret cities
There are 44 known "closed cities" run directly by the Russian MoD and Rosatom(nuclear agency) with a combined population 1.6mn who live inside a completely cut off existence with people who cannot enter or leave without consent. These places are highly sensitive with military production,testing grounds,bases or research.

>yfw there are at least 15 unknown closed cities elsewhere in Russia that don't appear on standard maps

It creeps me out and interests me at the same time that this old USSR practice continues. Looking at the known closed cities from google earth is insane, you can see chainlink fences,guardposts, the red warning boundary and barbed wire constructs.

Pic related one of the 44.

They've been sent there to die/quarantine.

Attached: Russian closed city Ozyorsk aka City 40 home to a nuclear disaster and nuclear recycling station..jpg (661x433, 128.22K)

and for people that actually goes to school

>Why so few cases in Russia? Was this Putin's doing?

This was just covered on television. They said Putin closed the borders in January. This prevented anyone with an infection from coming in... until several arrived from Italy recently and a few were infected. Those people later (recently) recovered. Hence no outbreak.

America and Australia are about to get fucked in the ass with a log because they refused to close border in time ...because the UN World Health Organization (which is in league with China) was insisting they keep their borders open.

And Europe? The EU with their open border policy are fucked with a log covered in wasps. The just don't know it yet. Look at Merkel who jumped on the phone to Trump within mere moments of his address (about closing US Borders to international flights).

I live in Australia and I can assure you we are in a bad place with this virus. There are outbreaks popping up everywhere... in the cities (which is how Tom Hanks caught it last week) and even in the mountains (Katoomba just found a contaminated student). We have two doctors that infected over 136 patients. We have 2 in the Australian Army who were flying between bases while infected. Most Aussie states now have an infection from COVID-19. They even had one in the Capital (ACT) today... so the politicians ought to be frightened. Last week an infected traveler returning from overseas visited a nightclub in Queensland (Gold Coast) and infected. Our infected are now walking the streets spreading the disease. It will take perhaps 2 weeks to identify them when the symptoms show.

In 8 Days, Sydney is having a concert with 32 major international bands (called "DOWNLOAD"). There will be thousands of people there & dozens of those will already be infected. After that, it's on.

PS: My wife is attending that concert and three of our pals are already in quarantine for WuFlu. She's a fucking imbecile & so are her friends that are going to this thing.

Attached: ShootOwnFoot.jpg (590x370, 27.79K)

There was no winter at all this year.

liberal democracies manages basically on their own through corporations doing all the stuff requiring competence. Anything done by the government is absolute shit and only gets by on hired competence from the private sector.
Authoritarian governments at least requires basic competence or they crumble.
When the public sector has to deal with a crisis it's suddenly clear which type of government is most effective.
Europe is about to swallow a big fat red pill on how inept their politicians actually have become.

They prepped for SARS + they are extremely anti-social and sparsely populated

They did the smart thing and closed the borders immediately.

Hats off to Russians for doing absolutely the best in the earliest stage of this goddamn ching chong crap when everyone else drank their esspresos. They took that seriously, and they are dealing with it pretty well. The rest of the Europe is doomed.

If it does affect young people at a smaller rate it would be a good thing for Africa since there are so many countries over there that have a median age of like 21

Based. How is Bulgaria dealing with it btw?

No nothing works its all scrapmetal

Putin killing russians faster than virus do.

>I have disdain for everything and never look happy

You are pretty much set. Learn the language and you will fit right in