/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1947 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 129,771 ► Died: 4,751

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
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>RESEARCH
Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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Survives up to 9 days on different materials
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Survivors will be immunocompromised
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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>LATEST CASES
10:36: 1,075 new cases and 75 new deaths in Iran.
09:52: First death in Austria.
09:47: 12 new cases in Luxembourg.
09:35: 3 new cases in the Philippines.
09:09: 99 new cases in Denmark.
08:44: 1 new death in Lebanon.
08:35: 4 new cases in Bosnia and Herzegovina.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE
youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/
medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca
youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg
youtube.com/watch?v=MEUDs8pkbP8
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.05.20030502v1
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youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk
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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
archive.is/TPBvZ
researchgate.net/figure/Numbers-of-critical-care-beds-corrected-for-size-of-population-per-100-000-inhabitants_fig1_229013572
jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2761044
esicm.org/covid-19-update-from-our-colleagues-in-northern-italy/
express.co.uk/news/royal/1254362/queen-letizia-coronavirus-health-latest-spain-coronavirus-royal-family-news-macron
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238121372636897284
youtu.be/wSvk53dNtjA
archive.is/xQlCM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union
redefininggod.com/2020/03/the-covid-19-hype-train-the-catalyst-for-the-nwo-transition/
youtube.com/watch?v=WUOtCLOXgm8
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews
google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502/amp
cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2015/11/coronavirus-scan-nov-10-2015
nature.com/articles/nm.3985
statnews.com/2015/11/09/sars-like-virus-bats-shows-potential-infect-humans-study-finds/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf
files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf
the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502
banned.video/watch?id=5e4d9a96ceaa970024aa6fbf
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +18 (+11) Iran +1,075 (+75) S. Korea +114 (+6) Spain +726 (+29) Germany +352 (+1) Switzerland +215 (+2) Japan +4 (+1) UK +130 (+2) Austria +56 (+1) Greece (+1) Iraq (+1) Lebanon (+1) Poland +16 (+1) Algeria +4 (+1) Guyana +1 (+1) USA +63 Norway +74 Sweden +135 Denmark +101 Netherlands +111 Belgium +85 Australia +28 Canada +8 Finland +44 Iceland +18 Israel +3 Czechia +2 Slovenia +32 UAE +11 Kuwait +8 Portugal +17 India +12 Thailand +11 Brazil +17 Philippines +3 Taiwan +1 Romania +1 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Brunei +14 Albania +8 Pakistan +1 Luxembourg +12 Serbia +1 Estonia +1 S. Africa +4 Latvia +6 Hungary +3 Slovakia +6 Belarus +3 Mexico +1 Bosnia +4 Malta +2 Cyprus +1 Senegal +1 Armenia +3 Liechtenstein +1 Moldova +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +3,572 (+134)

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B-B-BUY THE DIP!!! IT'S JUST A FLU! THE CURRENT MARKET MELTDOWN IS BASED UPON FEAR!!!

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When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

Is it over for Trump?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 48,975 (1,582): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,003 (84) Germany 2,318 (4) France 2,281 (48) USA 1,364 (38) Switzerland 867 (6) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 643 (16) Sweden 635 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 302 (1) Australia 156 (3) H. Kong 130 (3) Canada 118 (1) Greece 99 (1) Iraq 71 (8) Thailand 70 (1) S. Marino 69 (3) Lebanon 68 (3) Egypt 67 (1) Philippines 52 (2) Taiwan 49 (1) Poland 47 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Algeria 24 (1) Albania 23 (1) Argentina 21 (1) Panama 14 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Norway 703 Denmark 615 Qatar 262 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Finland 109 Iceland 103 Israel 100 Czechia 96 Slovenia 89 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 India 74 Brazil 69 Romania 48 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Palestine 31 Russia 28 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Chile 23 C. Rica 22 Pakistan 21 Croatia 19 Luxembourg 19 Serbia 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 17 Peru 17 S. Africa 17 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Slovakia 16 Belarus 12 Mexico 12 Azerbaijan 11 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Tunisia 7 Cyprus 7 French Guiana 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Senegal 5 Paraguay 5 Armenia 4 Liechtenstein 4 Moldova 4 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 French Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent Grenadines 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

I'd like my nothingburger with an empty shake and a side of potatoeless fries.
Thanks!

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DRUMPF IS FINISHED

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He’s gonna be the first head of state to test positive

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Jesus the Dow is at 21k

Holy shit, big if true!

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>the only thing left are single rolls
>they brought out the 12 packs
>they’re already flying off the shelves

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im scared bros

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Yes

ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING

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>China +18 (+11)

Not looking good bros...

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THE NBA IS FINISHED!!!!

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>SLOVAKIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

>mandatory border controls

>shutting down of all international airports

>mandatory 14 days quarantine of all ppl coming from abroad (fines in ten thousands euros if broken)

>All schools, kindergardens and universities closed

>All public places and events canceled

>Shopping malls only to provide food and medications

>All concert halls, coctail bars, party places etc to be closed

>International transport apart from medication, supplies and food halted
Are we going to make it slovakbros?

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My sister and mom with diabetes are both feeling sick

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Don't worry!
Summer will kill it!
Lol.

My chink friends keeps convincing me that the Corona virus is from America. What the fuck.

kikes and boomers btfo
FIAT BANKING IS OVER

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I know this isn't the best place to ask but how will US Agriculture be impacted by this virus?
I don't want to lose my poultry gains, bros.

S&P is at -6.66%, they are just waiting out the time threshold for the first breaker to expire, then it will drop further

-8,12 %
> -8,12 %
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YURO CANCELLED AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

He keeps telling you or convincing you? How do you keep getting convinced by disinfo?

Nah, (((they))) will just give Trump the elite/VIP only treatment/vaccine. Wouldn't be good if (((they))) such an important puppet.

nigger

Someone explain to me why cutting rates is like printing money.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mii6NydPiqI&t=38s
>chouhnting
he's holding back the symptoms

May thus symbol mark the houses of the believers. Praise Corona-chan so that she may cleanse this earth if the wretched. Ye of little faith, beware.

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>this is just manufactured so Drumpf can fulfill his wet dream of becoming a dictator

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Philippines is +3 death

Two of which are husband and wife

Show me your warface!
(And give me an update on UK numbers)

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nobody has it under control

LET'S GET BACK TO THAT -9% EARLIER YOU FUCKING FEDS YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER
>LET'S GET BACK TO THAT -9% EARLIER YOU FUCKING FEDS YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER
LET'S GET BACK TO THAT -9% EARLIER YOU FUCKING FEDS YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER
>LET'S GET BACK TO THAT -9% EARLIER YOU FUCKING FEDS YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER
LET'S GET BACK TO THAT -9% EARLIER YOU FUCKING FEDS YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER
>LET'S GET BACK TO THAT -9% EARLIER YOU FUCKING FEDS YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER

op is a fag and a fear monger. go die jew

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

The original poster of the audio probably meant "ventilators" instead of "respirators."

When Trump dies, Mike Pence should appoint Don Jr. as Vice President

Are pneumonia cases unrelated to corona uploaded somewhere?

>Is it over for Trump?
if you receive treatment there's nothing to worry about so he'll be fine

digits for slavs being spared by corona chan

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BREAKING: 1.5 MILLION LIKELY INFECTED IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA

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If dig its Bolsonaro dies in March

how fucking massive are your obese burger asses?
>oh a massive pandemic is about to hit... better load up on shit tickets

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Nice move
Good luck fren

fake and gay

>chink friends
good luck user

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The president of one of the Wuhan hospitals died and I'm sure received king's treatment

Those were our earliest cases right? Cool

youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc thread theme

I'm scared bros. Should I stock up today? I probably have enough frozen meals and soup to last a couple weeks but I am a skinny mother fucker. Also I have about half a bag of pancake mix with protein powder in it...

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR TRUMP DEATH

Nah, new ones

he's a boomer, he'll be dead

hey argentine user where's the +74 for norway from? all i can find is +42

Let's just say that poor people are going to get skinny again.

Penaldo BTFO

If they get hit with it, go to hospital, they're risk-zone. Call 1177 first tho to see how to get there, they might have to pick them up in hazmat and shit like that. Don't pick a bus, call amberlamps.

People not wanting to go outside for 2-4 weeks m8. No ones willing to go outside

Can't wait for s to htf so i can start shooting chinks

wat

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

Stock up now, nigger I fucking tell you. When a lockdown gets imposed, it's harder to stock up

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

3blue1brown on exponential growth
>youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

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Imagine believing this shit

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EUROPEAN CDC PREDICTS SHITSTORM UNLIKE ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BREWING

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Why the shitter paper though? I really can’t figure this out.

Please send ventilators

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Poland 51(1 death)

>Corona-chan turns white people into pigeons

>Corona-chan turns white people into pigeons

>Corona-chan turns white people into pigeons

>Corona-chan turns white people into pigeons

>Corona-chan turns white people into pigeons

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What if this was the purpose? Assassination for Trump?

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Yaaaay and let's race this Sunday ffs what a fucking mess

youtube.com/watch?v=MEUDs8pkbP8

This is what normies need to understand.
When your mom is intubated and they unplug her to save some nigger migrant, then it will be the day of the rope.

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1% of people buy like 30 packs of rolls. Then 49% see this and think "oh shit I better buy some more now, dont want to run out because people keep buying them".

And 50% sit back and say "durrr idiots lol, oh wait I cant get any loo roll..."

>most important news in germany are about football
>football team did something, the manager said that, the nigger who kicks balls to the net said this
FUCK
YOU
I HATE THIS COUNTRY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As just newly recorded cases or just newly recorded deaths? One of our earliest infected cases were also a couple

>corona crisis in full swing in Romania
>schools shut down, universities shut down, debates of closing down Bucharest
>the soon to be prime mininster quits half an hour before the parliment vote
>we have no acting government
>again
This shit is far past any work of fiction.

Goldman Sachs says 19K is the bottom

>not protecting the eyes
0/10

Wait, so the travel ban is just EU countries? Not China or Iran or UK (who haven't stopped flights from Italy)?

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>the old pasta didn't work but maybe this one will!
Brevity is the soul of wit

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DAB ON THOSE FED BOOMERS CORONA-CHAN
THEY CANT PRINT FOREVER

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BREAKING: Infection can just appear with common cold symptons (running nose etc.)

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.05.20030502v1

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Whatever you want to call it, (God's Wrath, The Happening, etc) something chilling is taking effect over the Earth. In times of extreme caution due to disease, this video started popping up all of a sudden.

youtube.com/watch?v=to-EjKjfmJU

I looked deeper into the books referenced in this video.

>The Sacred Secretion
>Originally an Egyptian, Greek and Indian known truth.
>The basis of Hermetecism and sexual alchemy.
>The spleen creates a germ every so often and the brain creates fluids
>if you raise your energy by meditating, yoga, relaxing, eating really good and exercising over a 3 day period every month, you will increase your immune system, clean your body and stay healthy and live longer
>The philosophers stone, the pineal gland, the fountain of youth, etc
>the greeks called this secretion "Khristos"
>The Jews are responsible for hiding it

>Genesis 32:30 - So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, "It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared."
>Pineal Gland
>33 Rungs to Jacob's ladder = 33 bones of the spine

>Jesus Christ and the 12 apostles
>12 tribes of Israel
>12 signs of the zodiac
>Zodiac = the human body = Adam Kadmon = Adam from Genesis
>12 cranial nerves
>Spleen creates this germ once a month depending on your sun sign and the moon

Are these people on to something?

I can't wait to shit on that dumbfuck Aussie kangaroo who keep saying that this is just a "new strain of flu" and people are just overreacting over this. I honestly hope that this chink virus decimates your lungs and your chink vassal country. Fuck you

Lol my chink gf got angry because I said it comes from China. I told her to fuck off and showing official media recognizing it was from China and she started crying and being angry. What is wrong with chinks?

Whats the kind of mask i need to get?

Italy doesn't have enough ventilators? What the fuck are you guys going to do? Please don't perish.

I'm scared

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Corona-chan is a futanari lads!

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Were finally listening to the disease models now?

GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
>GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
>GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
>GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE
>GO BACK DOWN TO -9% YOU FUCKING WHORE

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Not just the TP. Loads of canned shit as well. Not completely gone but clearly be bought out

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119 total cases for canuckland

10 new cases for Chile

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CAN SOMEONE LINK THE CHART THAT COMPARES IT TO SWINE FLU AND SARS?

>doesn't apply to UK/Asia/South America
>also
>"The order does not apply to legal permanent residents, (generally) immediate family members of U.S. citizens, and other individuals who are identified in the proclamation, according to the agency."
so you guys are still fucked

Oh yeah? I bet my fucking soul it reaches 10K. Screencap this

Thanks bro I'm gonna buy more shit tonight

Everything.

The bottom will be where the boomers all die.

DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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>DAILY REMINDER TO NUKE SOUTH AMERICA ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
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WHY THE FUCK HAS NOTHINGBURGER.TODAY NOT UPDATED

What does that mean for us?

kek

B-B-BUY THE DIP! THE FEARS! THE FLOO!!!

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prepare to be invaded

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weak b8, m8

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are you implying that china manufactured the bioweapon, not US?

God I wish that were me, and also we need more Corona-sama futa

Boris Johnson is going to get the U.K. population killed. Let's hope that Scotland and Ireland don't obey his strategy. I think Scotland got independence from the U.K. recently anyway, and Ireland probably won't follow Johnson's strategy since they went through the potato famine centuries ago.

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>the most historic event any of us will ever live through is unfolding
>biggest fucking curveball for me having my first baby born any day now
what the fuck bros

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Tranny pls go

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Those are deaths of the newly recorded cases

Oh fuck, it's over for burgers.

youtu.be/aCNwheR_zLk?t=2036

youtu.be/aCNwheR_zLk?t=2036

youtu.be/aCNwheR_zLk?t=2036

youtu.be/aCNwheR_zLk?t=2036

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS ONE

Dark as a Dungeon - Willie Nelson or Johnny Cash
Oh give all those young chickens
some eel and some swine
cover it all with that wet market brine
Form it like a rabbit to steep in my bowl
Til the smell of this soup runs down to my soul

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

There is many a chink I have known in my day
Built phones for Apple, gave his whole life away
Like a fiend with his dope or my three penis wine
He grabs a koala and tears out its spine

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

On midnight or the morning, or the middle of the day
Its same to the chink who tortures away
Where the demons of death often come by surprise
Collapse of this buildin' and you're buried alive

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

I hope when I'm dead and the ages shall roll
That my body will rise up and shitpost on Yas Forums
I will look from the door of my heavenly home
And pity the chinese chewing cat bones

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

Me and my hunting buddies already meeting tommorrow to discuss raiding plans and tactics.

Feels good to be the only couple of lads with guns in a gunless society.

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how should I prepare what should I buy?

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At least your baby wont die from it

Wuhan 2020
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKING BITCH

>translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=pl&tl=en&u=https://episkopat.pl/komunikat-rady-stalej-konferencji-episkopatu-polski-4/
>Poland basically closes churches
this is the end

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beans n deenz bro

Spanish president live on TV saying absolutely NOTHING.
"hurr, hurr, we'll return money in train tickets".
Pretty much nothing else.
This is the boomer purge to get rid of all the oldfags that cripple the Spanish economy with their insane public pensions.

Imagine buying more tp than food. Why are these people so retarded? It still doesn’t explain the tp craze.

>tfw we were right behind south korea yesterday
Eat shit, krauts and spaniards. The GAUL is eternal. France shall prevail!

More

What, did you seriously expect something else from our politicians?

you can start by buying a gun and shooting yourself with it

Also, checked

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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The Danish government is currently displaying MASSIVE balls by opening up ALL coffers to ensure that companies don't have to fire people due to the economic damages we're seeing in the wake of the virus and lockdowns.

Feels pretty good, man.

Wait...I got sick after christmas when I left the airport...it was common cold symptoms and I have been shitting a lot since then it smells bad...did I get it back then? It's been around since 2019 and there were a lot of asians at the airport.

old news user.

If you’re asking this now it’s already too late.

POL GIVETH AND POL TAKETH AWAY

>implying theyre available
Lmao

WHADDAP WHITEOIDS?
HOW IS IT GOING?

I just brought like 10lbs of various frozen meat and shit, plus some tissue paper as THERE'S NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER IN FUCKING ATLANTA NOW.

Seriously, depending on which state you're in, buy a week or two of frozen or fresh meat and some basic supplies for that time incase the idiots stockpile a year's worth

good post

German states are beginning to break away from the government line as well. One state closed its schools despite the minister of health calling it counterproductive

If you can borrow money without any interest, you can use it as capital to get more money.
This, the money supply increases as if it was printed.

weeee wooooo weee woooooo weee wooooo lockdown police here weee woo

we really don't know how this affects infants yet. theres a severe lack of data on it, trust me

>archive.is/TPBvZ
Bans cargo transfer? Not yet.

I hope the bottom is when there is no market anymore. I’m ready for the cyberpunk feudalist future

Chinks are the most racist people on the planet and people are saying that calling it the Chinese corona virus is racist like what

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checked
Baby won't die but mom and dad will.

Can someone link the comparison chart?

thanks fren, take care

Ok Winnie the Pooh

Now with extra autismcharts.
>(1/2)
>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN
updated methodology and country list 12 march 2020
Iceland status: fucked
Italy status: fucked
Norway status: fucked
Denmark status: fucked

>WHO IS NEXT?
Czechia: 3-9 days
Sweden: 3-9 days
Switzerland: 3-9 days

>WHERE MURKA?
the only state in danger right now is Washington
They have 2-3 weeks.

>FULL LIST
Iceland (0-1% IC beds left) (0-1 days)
Norway (0-14% IC beds left) (0-4 days)
Denmark (0-17% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Italy (0-16% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Czechia (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Sweden (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Switzerland (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Spain (5-25% IC beds left) (5-11 days)
Slovenia (6-26% IC beds left) (6-12 days)
France (7-27% IC beds left) (7-14 days)
Netherlands (6-26% IC beds left) (7-13 days)
Finland (8-28% IC beds left) (10-16 days)
Austria (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Belgium (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Greece (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Ireland (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Portugal (8-28% IC beds left) (12-18 days)
Andorra (9-29% IC beds left) (13-19 days)
Estonia (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
United Kingdom (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
Germany (9-29% IC beds left) (15-21 days)
Latvia (9-29% IC beds left) (18-24 days)
Croatia (9-29% IC beds left) (20-26 days)
Luxembourg (9-29% IC beds left) (21-27 days)
Slovakia (9-29% IC beds left) (23-29 days)
Poland (9-29% IC beds left) (24-30 days)
Hungary (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Romania (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Lithuania (9-29% IC beds left) (31-37 days)

>WHY CARE ABOUT IC BEDS
The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

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Basedzil strikes again

with ventilation

>Spain 3,003 (84) Germany 2,318 (4) France 2,281 (48)
GET FUKED WE N1
SOUTH KOREA BTFO IN 7 (SEVEN) DAYS

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Meanwhile in our media, they don't even know how to write updates in a manner that won't cause further panic anymore.

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I want social democrats who are hard on immigration as well -.-

Enjoy your fantasy wankfest. It'll never come to that.

no shit, welfare programs take a back seat in crisis

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>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

Sources:
IC beds: researchgate.net/figure/Numbers-of-critical-care-beds-corrected-for-size-of-population-per-100-000-inhabitants_fig1_229013572
Median IC stay 10 days: jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2761044
10% need IC: esicm.org/covid-19-update-from-our-colleagues-in-northern-italy/

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>taking on massive debt to pay salaries
Literally 3rd world tier economic policy

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Good workan.

It's great we don't have a government, the bureaucrats can step in.

Corona is in Alabama. Rumors are that four cases were confirmed in Huntsville last night.

I’m a collegefag in Montgomery, and talk is that we’re closing up either tonight or tomorrow. I’m getting the fuck away once possible to avoid the Chimpouts.

God bless you Bamafags, prepare while you still can. Especially if you’re around Bham or like shitholes.

*coof*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*coof*AAAA*coof*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Silver lining: newborns are apparently untouched by this virus. No one knows why, but they aren't dying nor really catching it.

>the travel ban is pointless
Jesus fuck, how can someone fuck up so much in such a short amount of time.

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Food, water, guns, drugs, strong alcohol and smokes.

When you lose your livelihood and your lungs remember who did this to you

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Guys, I'm legitimately getting scared at this point. Not over the virus itself who gives a fuck if you catch the big coof, I'm not a fucking boomer. I'm scared of the aftermath.

I'm scared of when the world starts asking questions on how this fucking happened in the first place. I'm scared of when they don't like those answers and conflict starts. I'm scared of when that conflict escalates. I'm scared of if this leads to quarantines in America and rednecks think it's martial law and try to 1776 2.0. I'm scared of if this leads to riots if election campaigns get paused or suspended.

This could literally be phase one of the wild ride that is the end.

Rice being bought out

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but thank you for blessing me with these digits

WTF, I have family members who will die if they get it.

express.co.uk/news/royal/1254362/queen-letizia-coronavirus-health-latest-spain-coronavirus-royal-family-news-macron

I work for a major supplier of tendies (not joking I actually do) And they literally told us JUST WASH YOUR HANDS BRO!

>mfw thinking of those NEET user who think they won't get sick when the food they eat could be infected

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why

There’s a coordinated campaign by the CPC to spread disinformation that the bat flu soup came from the US. It’s why they are trying to get people to stop saying the Chinese Coronavirus. The world needs to unite against this chink menance.

We thought the virus was made to take out their own people, and it was, but now they know how to control it and are going to use it to cripple our economy and leave a toll on our population.

How could you say China did it when China infected their own people first? Careless communist agenda

My university went to online classes because of this and online classes are way comfier. Anybody else staying at home from work or school?

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where does this kind of internet sluts hang? These videos seem perfect to trace if you want to make animations with 2d girls for patreon.

you taking some intro to electronics or something?

Normally you have to pay money to borrow money this is the interest rate. But if interest rates are low enough you can borrow money for next to nothing and charge some other schmuck over twenty times what it costs you in interest. By doing this produced money that doesn't really exist, yet you have produced nothing of value and made a tidy profit! Good job. Hence figuratively printing money. Certain terms and conditions apply! Offer void where invalid. Only banks qualify.

based

I really hope you're right man, but I'm scared for them

It could be a psyop to distract the media while other things are happening. BD user said big things with the US and Venezuela were about to hit.

kek
kys faggot.

THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING TRULY BEAUTIFUL TRANNIE.
WAIT AND WATCH.

Twink detected

>if
Make peace with their passing, user.

>Spain +726
Second place behind Iran, holy shit

lol markets are gonna love that

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Just got coofed on by two students for an entire hour long class how likely am I to fucking die?

THE VIRUS CAN INFECT DIGITAL IDOLS, TOO?
OH, LAWDY, IT'S OVER!

Chinese are full of double standards. They don't want niggers coming in China and litteraly post fuck off we're full on social media yet they come to white countries and see no problem. They even complaining about racism in a land built by the white man.

Europeans brothers, I hear that Hungary is doing a very good job with the kung flu. Can you confirm? Are you hearing this from your media?

NOOOO I DONT WANNA EAT BATSOUP

And my local health department refuses to test me, because I had a fever last week and not now, even though I still feel sick.

>biz got sticky with nice theme music

Why are Yas Forums mods such bores and never do anything fun?

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You want to know how I know we're being lied to about the severity of the Wuhan virus and how many people have been infected and are dying? The markets. If the official numbers were enough to cause this crash, the economy would crash every fucking year around flu season. It would crash harder than this, in fact.

No, the official numbers are a fabrication. You can probably multiply both cases and deaths by 10 and feel safe in your estimation. In fact, in China, I'd say multiply the numbers by 100. There's a reason they're losing their fucking minds over there.

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go back you nigger

I lowkey want a total lockdown to finalize here so I won't have to write our version of SAT in April and use the quarantine to study and prepare more in a comfy situation where everything and everywhere is empty and the only thing that will be heard will be the wind outside.

>European CDC says containing coronavirus is no longer feasible
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238121372636897284

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Good, you're going to make it then.

>THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
>THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
>THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE
THEY CAN'T HOLD INDEFINITELY, THE CRASH IS INEVITABLE

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SPAIN NUMBER ONE
ITALY NUMBER FOUR

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY SAID THE EXPECT ANOTHER ITALY/WUHAN AT SOME POINT

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238121372636897284

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Doesn't this mean Pelosi would be president ?

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compared to doing nothing like here or denmark or norway anything is a good job

Debt? Nah. This is coming from the buffer we've built up for years, and from the massive vaults of the Danish banks.

we already bought supply but I am not sure it's enough, it's still didn't come to my town so we might have more time to prepare before all the normies raid on stores

>says the South Korean
You're worse than Chinese Inset, They're around of their culture while you LARP as Christians every day just to please the white man.
kys

Panic is good. Panic motivates people.

Isn't 8% Great Depression Numbers?

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Someone edit that gif with no writing on it, so it looks like a roll of toilet paper.

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What state?

Yeah, you’re right. We don’t fit in because we are unironically too intelligent and care too much about truth to fit into modern society that lifts up traits such as agreeableness. We need to build a society that values truth and duty. Get over it, modern society is trash.

Some The Tribe shit going down for real.

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youtu.be/wSvk53dNtjA

Tanks in Italy.
Just a flu.

But even in Chinese they call it the Wuhan pneumonia. Call it Wuhan virus so she doesn't get pissy. Wuhan isn't a race.

What about Canada? We're practically lacking ventilators to serve everyone (10 per 100,000 patients in total population).
archive.is/xQlCM

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Where are the fucking parties???

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Is it true that there is no immunity to covid-19? I can't understand why that would be the case. Post sources pls

topkek

Spain's commie vice president is under quarantine after his wife, minister of equality tested positive. The whole government is being tested today

URIfag here, I'm so glad I get to stay home.

Nordic anons assemble, is it time?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union

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Greece has at least 2 more confirmed cases both reporters. Haven't seen a ministry of health report yet.

DOW -2000 -8.50%
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Stop replying to this tranny

You should try to get corona as fast as possible so you can get immunity faster

EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OMG OMG IM LITERALLY SHAKING

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based. Except the parts about the bioweapon and elites. Oh, and the part about China not being responsible.

gebaseerde ruben

ITS ALL CRASHING DOWN

THE WORLD ECONOMY

>Warface

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pic related

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I still don't understand. What you're saying is that if money is borrowed interest free then somehow the debt is erased? What?

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that's pretty rad ngl

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there's no immunity bro but at least you can get treatment this early where there are still beds!!!

nah thats 9%-11%

Glæder mig til at loote jeres shit brormand

lmao I heard about people doing Corona themed partys and when I check Instagram I see spanish people going to parades and concerts. And I thought Germany is handling the epidemic badly

>Corona-chan survivor tells people to drink water and find something to binge watch
>treated the "devastating virus" with OTC medicine at home

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

This nothingburger is literally just a minor illness to almost everybody. We'd all better panic and shut down the world!

>only bad if you are over 80 or over 60 with complications
>the entire world gets shut down

Does this confirm that boomers, unironically, control the world?

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I want to put my dick in your facemask

HO-LEE FUCK

redefininggod.com/2020/03/the-covid-19-hype-train-the-catalyst-for-the-nwo-transition/

It's time to stop performing their narratives for them

Look further

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME...

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damn that is a HUGE drop wow

useless mask, retard

>shitalian tanks

What if Corona started here, went to China, came back here, then goes back to China in a few weeks?

Time to redpill your friend and discuss the BSL-4 lab in Wuhan.

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Repent

I only have a month worth of supplies. I'm not going to make it bros

>manual breathing

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What kind of Mask would be the most effective?

>youtube.com/watch?v=WUOtCLOXgm8

OP im gonna roll dubz here and ill tell you why,
when this shit spreads, im going to start killing government officials

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHHHHHHHH

Dutch and Belgium bros, did I do right for cancelling my trips to your countries? I was scheduled to have some concert performances next week, but paranoia kicked in as shit really started to go bad.

This sounds like a government that's trying to keep its people safe. Good on you, Slovakia.

>memeflag
>reddit spacing
>pseudo-intellectual take
back to /reddit/ nigger

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CLOSE THE SCHOOLS SCOMO.

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Majora's Mask

Yeah, remember back in January how everyone got a vicious cold. I had it and was forced by work to fly, fucking sucked

What is our gay paki doing there?

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

how to reduce mask use
uv light(short than 254nm or for aquarium)/sunshine/air dry oven(in 56℃/30mim) can kill mask and continue a part of protect.whatever do not wet it.it will permant break the special fiber in mask.
nothingburger is a great website said lots of about protective wearing.but some advice addtional.
1.gas mask has more success rate to protect you from corona,it has least 2 advantages.first is the filter always dry,totally seprate from you wet breathe,second is studied in jama and niosh report that n95 level facial mask wearing without 3M KT-30 test almost leak some air,even professional doctors can't fixed it without kt-30 kit.why workshop only support 2-5 type gas mask in a company but more than 20 types facial mask?it is key,dude.
2.plant some vegtables is a good idea that make you leave supermarket and grocery.
3.storage some vitamin pills,if you can't shine on sunshine,carrots can't transfer vitamin A.the cod liver oil is a great idea.if you can't have a big garden,vitamin b and C is also needed.
4.if you need try collect rainwater. you silver things in your rainwater box avoid some smell in water and some illness.but i suggest boiled or uv lighted before drinking.
5.the rice in vaccum plastic bag can storage even more 1 year before opened,if you know how to eat rice is useful.

>EU CDC
Those are just WHO liers on European level,

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did they just open the prison gates and say get out?

Sad. But we mericans are in the same boat as you. Truly sucks to see that you have such mentally retarded people in charge of the country. I hear Trump speak and he hasn't said anything of value. Just pathetic. I hope he gets it too.

You're famous for spreading viruses afterall

Imagine a world without China...

No. There is a reason Trump and Co are so cocky about it while blaming China. He knows its a man created virus that does not affect white people.

The debt isn't erased, that's the point. You just keep borrowing more to pay off your debts because the cost of borrowing is so cheap. It's doomed from the start.

>B-but muh fellow niggers are all immune

EAT THE SOUP BIGOT

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OH NO NO NO

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they'll just come to the us
brexit 2 Coronaboogaloo

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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*Scum-O, and they're not winning the next election by a long shot

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None, they're literally fucking useless at this point. You'd need a full blown Hazmat suit or medical lab protocol to not risk infection.

Theres no immunity because its a completely new virus and there is no vaccine. How do you expect immunity to something your immune system has never seen, retard

You fucking chink nigger, why do you keep saying that this is a nothing burger? How far and how long will you cope? We are getting a goddamn lockdown here in this shithole despite it's being hot as fuck here. Now where's your proof that this virus can't survive the "heat". I hope you all fucking die you stupid fucking shills.

>i'm american and i'm fearful so i'm gonna think of all these scenarios to make it even worse.

You did good

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

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Yes. Sickly sweet smell? Try some raw psyllium husk and probiotics.

bros.
It's the end.
This is it.

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since every event is getting cancelled you probably did the right thing

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China must pay debnts !

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The amazing thing is that you stayed for the whole hour after they'd started coofing on you

Just a reminder. This disease never goes away. It enters your neurons, where it is out of reach of your immune system. Then the disease flares up over and over again, scarring your lungs each time.

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Europe couldn't even last one month against this virus. Amazing.

REMEMBER THE PLAN, FORCE CHINA TO SELL US DEBT BONDS

KEEP THE PANIC UP, IGNORE ALL EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS A HOAX

TANK THE GLOBAL ECONOMY AND MAKE MONEY IN THE AFTERMATH (REMEMBER WHAT MOSHE PROMISED US)

DONT LET YOU EMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY, REMEMBER SOCIETY ABANDONED YOU JUST LIKE THE CIA MOVIE THE JOKER EXPLAINED

THAT MEANS WE ARE JUSTIFIED IN DESTROYING THOUSANDS OF BUSINESSES THAT PEOPLE WORKED THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TO BUILD UP

WE ARE JUSTIFIED IN CREATING A 30S STYLE DEPRESSION BECAUSE PEOPLE WHERE MEAN TO US

MOSHE IS OUR FRIEND AND ALLY AND WANTS TO HELP US

fucking rats.

No way in hell.

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THREE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>not buying baby wipes
>i wish i had a bidet or japanese toilet

hey WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SHITHOLE CHINK?
I SERIOUSLY DO NOT BELIVE YOU ASSHOLES HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

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im not a fighter please just leave me alone and dont take my stuff

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Fugg

It's easy if you try

Austria is based

I mean immunity after being infected idiot

We shouldn’t.

>inb4 posting own yous

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Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

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Get back in the /trek/ threads

the word Jazz star unrelated to jazz is failure enough.

Yes, but when you borrow to pay off one debt, that debt is erased. No additional debt is created, the creditor just changes. And I feel to see how a creditor change would affect the economy.

>ALMOST 20K
OH NO NO NO NO

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Yeah I'm sure total shutdown of all travel and commerce with Europe has been enacted for no reason lmao

what is this from?

The bats will be entering hibernation since the climate in South America will be colder during the Summer, so STFU.

Cool, based Teutons (are Germans and Teutons the same group of people?).

Get prepped, get the masks, the alcohol and bleach, board up their windows and doors so that people can't get into their houses, Don't forget the food and water, maybe 4 months worth of that stuff. You should have started prepping a month ago, though. Do what you can.

33 for Chile

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Handstand in the shower after

>We're living in The Tribe timeline
We're fucked

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Hungary is even more corrupt then china, doubt anything useful will be coming from there.

I am a physician-scientist with previous experience working for WHO as a consultant, although I'm not going to go further into that LARP. Needless to say I'm seeing a lot of posts questioning why Europe is getting hit so hard/fast with COVID-19. If you extrapolate the current numbers from Italy/EU, it appears that those regions are actually getting hit with it at a faster rate than even China, and my even catch up with them, according to the reported numbers.

The fact of the matter is that currently China's numbers of all cases (including current, recovered, and deceased) are near 600-800k very optimistically and most likely close to or already surpassing million(s). And these cases are only what they know about, the real numbers are likely much more than this.

Bolsonaro has it. I knew when I heard there was a infected person close to Mar-a-lago.
Why? Well, you can't teach an old cat new tricks. Old people never been through something like this so they'll never abstain from social gatherings.
Bolso did this in many places in Florida an Minnesota I gues - visiting the embraer factory.
Drumpf also has it because of this.

Based poo, living in filth all the time truly made you super powerful and immune

if you can't know my advice.
buy 3m 6200/7502 with 7093.storage least 2 extra will use more than 3 month.
if you don't have glasses,6800
have,6200/7502 with 1521af eye protective goggle.

It's true. You close schools, kids are just going to hang around and spread the virus even more. You need to lock down everything

Reminder
DS9>ENT>TNG>VOY>TOS>>>>STD

9-12%. It's worse than 2008, and the month overall could be the worst in history if the crash goes on though.

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Because you aren't borrowing to pay off capital, you are borrowing to pay off interest. Normally if a company wasn't making interest payments on debt it would be a huge problem, but if they can just keep borrowing forever then investors get complacent and you get a house of cards. The interest is effectively what is increasing the money supply

it was just once and almost 600 years ago bro

The Tribe was the most 90's show ever imagined.

thanks french bro for that good song a thread or two ago

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is advice.
we are good now.
it's my exp in jan-feb(lockdown and force mask wearing make more lack)

You guys think this is bad?
Wait until the start Napalming whole city blocks in 2 month.

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Geographically,Canada is probably one of the safest places to be in a true world crisis/pandemic situation.

clown mask obviously

Super-rich jet off to disaster bunkers amid coronavirus outbreak

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers

IS hopkins map working for anyone

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Paloosey in bunker mode...wheres nacy?

nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews

google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502/amp

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2015/11/coronavirus-scan-nov-10-2015

nature.com/articles/nm.3985

statnews.com/2015/11/09/sars-like-virus-bats-shows-potential-infect-humans-study-finds/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/


ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

nature.com/articles/nm.3985
Nature full PDF: files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

> gain-of-function

> "We built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. We characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo."

> Xing-Yi Ge
> Zhengli-Li Shi
> + funding from China:
> "National Natural Science Foundation of China awards 81290341 (Z.-L.S.) and 31470260 (X.-Y.G.)."

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

banned.video/watch?id=5e4d9a96ceaa970024aa6fbf

Yas Forums always knows the truth

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