My store this morning

People are fucking retarded and I hope someone dies in a toilet paper collapse

>No TP rush
>Everyone in Italy in lockdown
No wonder you got sick

I will never get the toilet paper meme. Just wash your ass, bro. I'd rather buy food.

>dude wipes in abundance because misogyny

we're good then

It just occoured to me that there's international toilet paper conglomerates and there has to be some fucking guy somewhere making 100,000 Euro to make sure that the labels in Italian are correct grammar.

Fuck this world.

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>dude wipes
lmao

It’s actually a way to spread biological warfare. Shit coated bullets get lodged in the body and spread weird disease

>mutts get panicked because their market will run out of food
>proceed to storm the markets and panic buy all the food
>See we were right p-plz stop laughing at us p-preppers

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they used to do that in medieval times with arrows

Now show the pasta aisle

Imagine wasting money on wiping, period! Use spray jet in shower to clean yourself.

tomorrow they will be full again lmao

>goes hunting
>see deer
>get my shit coated bullets loaded into the gun
>shoot deer
>eat dear
>get ebola
>die

wew lad.

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This, they jam a piece of manicotti tube up their asshole like a funnel

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If any of the Italians I've met are an indication, it's because you don't wipe your asses.

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why is ass wiping tissue prioritized. id rather have food and purified water thn ass wiping tissue, just get some leaves lmao

kek. based grandmas

she will smile every time she wipes

It's only a matter of time before someone gets shot over a 40-roll package of toilet paper

You wouldn’t use shit bullets on a deer, Randy.

fixed

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What do frogs use? Each-other's tongues?

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Is that that the corkscrew looking ones are for?

English generals would bring a diseased peasant to the battlefield and all the English longbowmen would repeatedly violate his anus with arrows until the whole quiver was covered in shit, then they shot the butt arrows at the enemy. They called this the "fancy pansy arsey volley".

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forget bitcoin
TP is the new currency .

>FANTASY ass paper
>magnum

imagine thinking of black magnum dong every time you wipe your ass

as ever Italians are useless, lazy perverts who live with their mom

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Here's what is actually happening
people's stores who keep running out of stock are stores in the middle of rural bumfuck who restock their supply much less frequently than big cities where they can easily restock much faster to keep up with increased demand

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What
The
Fuck

>mountain fucks are buying up asspaper

no, we're laughing at you for falling for dem horseshit. not even what we'd horde, you can't eat it or kill someone with it so it's just not that useful. call back with offers of MREs that contain bacon and 30 aught amd you might make some money for once ya fuckin' commie.

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Imagine being a disarmed cuck sheep who didn't have thousands of rounds and several rifles already.

Does all Italy have bidet/water-jet? hence there is no panic buying toilet paper.

They will use their public fountains as bidet

mmmm that is some good looking toilet paper ya got there user

Mine was about 10% empty, especially in the bulk foods aisle.

I didn't look in the toilet paper aisle.

Normies definitely woke the fuck up yesterday. Alas for them, probably too late.

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all these shitskins

This shows why Italians are dying so much from the china flu, they aren't hoarding toilet paper.

God i hope this is true

This, I just wanted to buy corn flakes and I have to wait in a thirty minute + line of stupid people waiting to get infected
i already prepped I just want cereal
if they would just realize they’ll restock this wouldn’t be a problem

they use moistened lasagna noodles to wipe

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heathens. who cleans their asshole simply by spreading it with paper until you can't see it? bidet is like $20 on Amazon

Kek. Burgers fighting over toilet roll

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why are amerimutts so disgusting looking?

>mfw Italians call Cottonelle Scottex

wrong

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Holy christ!

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I seriously don't understand this shit. Just how much toilet paper do people use? I'm a single guy. Since I moved into my new apartment, I think I've used 3 rolls of TP since November first.
>inb4 not wiping properly
Nigger, learn to wipe. If you eat decent food you will need only 2-4 pieces of TP per a shit

I have one too except its a detectable shower head