/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1946 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

IRELAND HAS GONE INTO QUARANTINE EVERYTHING IS CLOSED

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Damn, you guys are already trying to take Germany's lead :)

WHY THE FUCK IS OUR PRIME MINISTER COMPARED BY 14 YEARS OLD GIRLS TO K-POP SHIT

I DON'T GET IT HE'S FUCKING 50 YEARS OLD HE'S NOT HANDSOME AT ALL

twitter.com/search?q="Giuseppe Conte"&src=trend_click

THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE

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Netherlands isn't testing anymore, they admitted they only test when admitted to the hospital from now on. We reached full capacity

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

>USA 1,364 (38)
Lol
Still only 38.
How long has it been stuck at 38?
4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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How long have we been at.....

Fuck where's the bong?

Aaaaaaaaaaarrggghh aaaaaargh aaaaaaargu stay calm fags

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On one hand I'm glad nothingburgers have been BTFO but also christ this will fuck over the economy big time

But it only kills non-whites lol

PHILIPPINES 3 NEW CONFIRMED DEATHS

METRO MANILA (Capital) UNDER LOCKDOWN

god bless argentinop

Should I get infected on purpose whilst we have ""functional"" healthcare so I develop immunity when it all goes to shit?

I want to drink Lucina's piss!

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What did mean by this?

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>WHY THE FUCK IS OUR PRIME MINISTER COMPARED BY 14 YEARS OLD GIRLS TO K-POP SHIT

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source?

Don't forget the neuroinvasive potential onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
There is a chance we will have huge waves of nerve damaged individuals , incapable of participating in the work force in a meaningful way , huge general averages of iq drops regressing society back 50 or 60 years even with computers

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remember when nothing would happen for days at a time and cvg would turn in to nothing but hazmat templates and arguing over nothingburger

Based Potato Niggers, Now maybe your population may grow

ALSO DUMB KEKTHOLICS STILL AREN'T CANCELLING WEEKLY MASSES

>BREAKING: Czech Republic declares state of emergency due to coronavirus; events with more than 30 people banned, entertainment venues closed, and travel to and from 13 countries restricted

Based Czechs are so ahead of others. Events with more than 30 people banned.

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>hehe money printer go brrrrrr

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looks like they're doing well

There's no immunity to this user

antenne.com/niedersachsen/regionalnachrichten/news_ueberregional/Schulen-in-Niedersachsen-schließen-ab-Montag-id391535.html

Schools are closing in germany on monday

that's it, I'm buying a mask

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I know this is bait but this virus has already triggered a recession. The tourism industry is fucked, thousands are going to lose their jobs.

According to that one leaker at the end of Jan, if it catches on in Brazil and mutates then we are truly fucked.

What do you guys think about online shopping / home delivery? I would like to buy more shit. I have food for the coming weeks, but am lacking certain things, like sauces.

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AAAA WHY CANT WE BE LIKE THEM

When the riots come, digits gets to call dibs on beating this guy to death with a pipe

My parents are going to die.

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THREAD THEME:
youtu.be/zfAGGQ9a_Ko

Disinfect your packages when you get them.

based

Coronavirus burial pits so vast they’re visible from space
>archive.is/tFPi0

Can I get a rate on my prep? It’s for two adults and a toddler for one month. What else should I get? Also have 25 gallons of drinking water.

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Pls update Chile. We have 33 confirmed cases

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only in niedersachsen
bro just listen to herr jens, he told us that everything's unter kontrolle and we don't have to close any schools

Can you guys please put your reddit refugees back in /ptg/ quarantine so they stop shitting up comfy /smg/ threads thanks.

You've been lied to

>NOOOOOOOO NOT THE NBA NIGGERINOS LET THE KIDS PLAY.

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Lemme guess, typical just the flu boomers.

They finally have a portfolio worth 10k, they only had to invest 100k

In Niedersachsen nicht ganz Deutschland...

reposting for too late retards

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transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

3blue1brown on exponential growth
youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

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>Boris to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"
He's suck a CLOWONSOOOOOOON!!

Got it.

How bad would things have to get for the internet to fall? There's no way this will bring that about right?
I guess I'll be stuck here forever then.

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THIS SUDDEN SHIFT IN THE NARRATIVE IS MAKING ME NERVOUS
All of the news bans, lockdowns...
Seems like they are taking it seriously now.
Maybe they realized how fucked we are?

anyone here a nurse? doctor? allied health? how are you feeling?

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dink dink
*ahem*

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Top kek. Worth the investment if I dare say.

That's what happens when the word Pandemic finally gets unleashed.

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Are they really printing money? Please tell me they are.

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NEET here feeling great

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Because he may survive and knows children like pedos.

FREE FALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Movie stars and professional athletes are getting infected. Can't deny it anymore.

>DON'T BUY INTO THE HYSTERIA
>ST PADDYS DAY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER WHOS READY FOR SOME BEERS

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THEY DIDNT HEAD MY WARNINGS THEY CALLED ME A POLTARD THEY THOUGHT CRYPTO WAS SAFE

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I so love press conferences. Always a riot.

>Q: We are closing our universities down, but why not the schools?
>A: Scientific data suggests that the younger generation are less vulnerable to this disease, therefore closing schools would be an overreaction.
>Q: But they can be carriers...?
>A: Yes, they can.
>Q: So... *nervous laughter*
>A: *forced smile*

If you have NBN you shouldn't notice a huge difference

This user gets it. You guys are going to feel stupid as fuck in a few months. I predict high suicide rates in /cvg/ members because they didn't get the apocalypse they wanted so badly.

>red governments being more sane than black ones

Fucking hell

This is 9.11 2.0 guys.