Norway is down

>Kindergartens, kindergartens, secondary schools, high schools, universities, colleges and other educational institutions are closed

>Everyone who returns from traveling outside the Nordic countries should be in the home quarantine - regardless of whether they have symptoms or not. Quarantine after travel abroad has retroactive effect from 27 February

>Cultural events, sports events, gyms and businesses offering hairdressing, skincare, massage, body care and tattooing are prohibited. Also, swimming pools are closed

>Healthcare professionals working with patient care may also not travel abroad to ensure that Norway has health care providers available. They will have the costs compensated. Currently valid April 2020

>Retail and commodity trading are conducted as normal. The Minister of Health advises against hoarding food.

>The transport sector operates as normal, but people are encouraged to avoid leisure travel. Do not go to work or school, avoid travel that is strictly necessary

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pools closed.someone call in and say you got a cut in the pool and is now infected with aids/corona.

Shitty translation, but basically panic

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My fucking ghostemane concert got cancelled

I wish I had stocked up on sum dope paper

Thankfully i did.
Enjoy the DUGNAD

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has covid-19 really hit norway that hard?

>dope paper

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Still over 600 known cases. It seems money doesn't help against viruses

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holy fuck just got back home from grocery shopping and I was standing in line for 28 minutes. EVERYTHING was gone (including yes toilet paper). It was actuallly chaos. A couple of hours from now and you wont be able to buy shit anymore

HERE WE GO BOYS

Looks pretty basedboyish to me

dope paper lmfao

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>A couple of hours from now and you wont be able to buy shit anymore
Try to order from Amazon. You have food delivery and shit in Norway, haven't you?

>Dope paper
Are Norwegians niggers?

>including yes toilet paper
what the fuck, honestly. What are npcs thinking?

we're the 10th most infected country in the world and we're like 5 million people

Fuuuck. I should have stocked up weeks ago.

Take your Tesla and drive for shopping to Sweden user. If you are in the North - go to Finland

Told everyone to start prepping when it hit china bad, they laughed. today they told me i was right all along

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About fucking time. Too little too late, I'm afraid though.

Probably google translate handling Norwegian contractions poorly. We love jammingourwordstogetherlikethisalot.

>I was standing in line for 28 minutes
great way to get infected :D

Nå er det godt å være bondeknøl

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>Went this morning to get a bit more dry goods and canned shit
>3 people in the store
>one dude behind me in line at cashout
>decides to get up my ass like it was some fucking gay pride parade
Why? Why do these people share a planet with me? I'm a big enough sperg to dislike people coming into my personal space before this shit.

worst of all, BLACKED is down

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NORWAY IS CLOSED AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA CLOSED AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HOW BASED CAN ONE VIRUS BE?!

Just go to Sweden laaaaaaaawl

Confirmation the apocalypse is here.

based

Stop whining cuck

lmao my ID is "j00h"

Norway is gone

Why is it hitting Norway this bad, of all places?

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Crabs does not show ;___;

Because Norway is tha best!

Because the measures being done now should have been done 3 weeks ago. They didn't even start taking this seriously since the past 2 weeks despite the warnings from WHO back in early january. Nothing has been done beforehand to plan for a pandemic, healthcare workers are already running low on supplies needed to treat the infected. We barely have 600 operational oxygen respirators across country and WAY to few ICU beds to treat everyone once it gets bad.
Cold weather helps spread this devil-virus like nothing else, and they still refuse to believe it is AIRBORNE not just droplet infectious. Things will suck, life will suck for the coming months, everyone will know grief and sorrow you can only accept what is coming we're all in this shit together and will come out on top eventually. Prepare mentally for what is coming is just as important as what you can do physically. At this point EVERYONE needs to fucking comply with the quarantine rules and stay the fuck inside, avoid people at all cost and generally think about every single move you make if you have to go out in public.

Government that did nothing? Narcissistic people who followed on from the government doing nothing and treating it like it was no big deal and went to the gym and shopping when they were under quarantine?
At least we're doing a pretty good job of diagnosing it.

poor hygiene?

Where the fuck is my quarantine? I have three deadlines next week.

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Is this shit even that bad to get? Like say I contract the virus (22 yo male, pretty cool guy) am I at any real risk? Or do I just get a cough and then it goes away

you won't die but you'll feel shitty

It might not get bad for you, but you also might infect your parents/grandparents/siblings/friends/collegues who might get really really sick and die. This thing is the devil himself and no one is immune or has any antibodies against it, its a novel disease. Staying inside and limiting social contact as much as you can is the only way to win against it over time.

Because Norwegians are obsessed with travelling. I got some retarded co-coworkers who always go on weekend vacations to random European spots.

I already feel shitty, this is nothing new

>>Kindergartens, kindergartens, secondary schools, high schools, universities, colleges and other educational institutions are closed
GOOD
They are marxist shitholes anyways.

>pools are closed
kek

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I travelled myself last week.
So quarantined for 2 weeks now

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BREAKING:

>0 DEATHS
0 DEATHS
>0 DEATHS
0 DEATHS
>0 DEATHS
0 DEATHS
>0 DEATHS
0 DEATHS

Winter holiday in North Italy.

>700

>wait for the deaths before doing something

these no amazon in norway

>swedish style

you not alone

Oh no, how will you Norwegian losers get drunk and have anal sex with other dudes?! Must be a nightmare for you faggots.

Takes on average 18 days from symptoms start until death occurs

So we’ll see

Det blir ingen karantän. Du måste låta coronasmittade flyktingar bo i din lägenhet!

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Im 21 and im pretty sure I have it. Worked last week in an office with Iranians with no concept of germ theory.

Left work on friday and felt mild lung discomfort this tuesday. Today I woke up with with way too little sleep and a fever with chills, random muscle aches and the only symptom I'm missing is a dry cough which I feel is coming on soon. It's either that or aspiration pneumonia caused by an impacted tooth which I had last year, not even rule that one out the stockholm region no longer tests unless you are in critical condition

I happen to study in NL and the Dutch government are as retarded not to close schools and universities with such a high amount of infections

I can actually see that happening, nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to Sweden..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>felt mild lung discomfort this tuesday. Today I woke up with with way too little sleep and a fever with chills
same, same. I just can't get myself to care, corona or not.

rub some dirt

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tfw already had a stash of toilet paper thatll last a year
tfw have frossen pizza
tfw have rice
tfw have beef
tfw have canned food


yeeeees
YEEEEES

OH NO WE'RE RUNNING OUT OFF WHEAT!!!!

You're next Sven.

fake
he's been spamming it for 2 days now
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lansky no longer owns blacked

Cold helps the virus survive outside the body longer