Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - In Spahn We Trust Edition

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först

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Neat, my image is the thread image

In other news Britain has an alternative strategy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8103651/Pressure-mounts-Boris-Johnson-ramp-Britains-coronavirus-action.html

Good wörk on pic related. It's awesome.
>UK's tactics will shift from 'containing' the killer disease to merely 'delaying' its inevitable spread
In what world are those two different? You contain it to dampen the exponential curve. If everyone gets sick at once, the system gets massively overloaded. RIP NHS lmao

>In other news Britain has an alternative strategy
Is it a long stick and a hearty push away from the continent?

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Heil Hitler!

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some German user asked in another thread for someone to make it, how could I not
lel no, they literally just let it spread to reach herd immunity, based and economypilled

Mergel has the korona

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Rerollin

You might be right. Hard selling cuz ECB isn't doing enough kek

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FUCK JUNKIES STOP FUCKING MY NUMBERS

Mergel IS the gorona my fren

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Aufgeben

Hey Krautist. Is Deutsche Bank going to pop yet? I can't be bothered translating the news to English?

Thanks

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Ooooh Nooo. Not my NHSerinoooo!!!

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HAHAHA ALL HER MONEY IN THE BANK CAN'T HIDE HER FROM GORONCHAN D;;;

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Here's the adjusted timeline for economic habbenings. Bank pops is line 4 ("erste Bankenpleiten").

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deutsche bank pops last. holding all the shitbonds for the UK, France, Italy and Germany and half of goldman sachs and leman brothers

Lads recommend me some good German opera music
Sitting here in sun drinking gin.

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I think you'll have to revise that more than once. it looks like it might just go to shit all at once. business is already squealing like raped pigs, airlines going broke as we speak, and let's not forget the pension system that will go tits up once enough workforce gets wuhanrantined

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no this is it

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Thanks lads

Wagner Götterdämmerung

>business is already squealing like raped pigs

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Iäll be schlongslapping every bankster I meet after SHTF!

Yeah, I'm economically literate, but not an expert. Sauce is from Markus Krall, I just shifted everything over now that the crisis has begun.

Only correct answer is Wagner. youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

oh it's just a beginning, but they don't know that yet

Who would be the equivalent german fictional character to Brick Top?

>tfw it hasn't even begun

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stop posting that punchable faggots face...

>but not an expert
never trust a person who says he's an "egzberd of egonomy", fucker's lying. there is nothing exceptional about economy despite all the fancy word talk. so just keep on reading and making your own mind, fren!

Ziegelstein oben.

dont worry. they will forcefully bankrupt every german taxpayer before they let fall deutsche bank.

good popcorn times ahead indeed

>implying that most taxpayers are not already bankrupt

Please have some respect for our future Bundeskanzler

Ich sehe was du da gemacht hast.

Millions will die

kek, this article will age like milk

>schlongslapping every bankster I meet after SHTF!

... nackt ausziehen, mit Schmalz einreiben und dann mit Dreschflegeln durchs Dorf treiben. ;)

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Kek!! :DD

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enough left. force mortgage on every property; forcefully collect all money on every giro above 2k; emergency petrol tax; emergency health insurance payments etc

Des wird nu so schiach. Muss jetzt schaun, dass ich iwie über die Phase geschäftlich drüberkomm. Gottseidank praktisch keine Fixkosten ... mei Konkurrenz wirds owa großteils wegputzn. ;)

They will try that, yes. It won't help anymore but they will try. But I "fear" the way the collapse happens now they won't have a chance to somehow lube up that dildo so the boomers won't really notice what is shoved up their sorry arses.

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>Vorbereitung auf den Reishusten: Ein Satz mit x
>Kann man eh nicht aufhalten, nur verlangsamen
Oh, Junge..

>my image is the thread image
well deserved, that's a good one

Heil Hitler, Volksgenosse! :)

Mahlzeit, Professor!
>Gesundheitsupdate
momentan nicht fiebrig und keine Kopfschmerzen
etwas mehr Schleimbildung, immer noch ein klein wenig erschöpft, kein kalter Schweiß mehr
insgesamt besser als gestern und vorgestern :D

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You tripfagging now?
What has the world come to ...

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Don't eat so much du penner (",)

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Moin, Kamerad. how's your health? tested for coronachan?

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Kek

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Stop loss orders even dragging down the gold. Everybody's grasping for liquidity to cover losses, selling off gold-etf-contracts like sliced bread.

This ... is ugly af ... and I'm loving it

>Muss jetzt schaun, dass ich iwie über die Phase geschäftlich drüberkomm.
Einfach ein bisserl weniger saufen und rauchen dann sollten sich schon ein paar tausend Euronen im Monat sparen lassen, lol. Ich warte jetzt nur noch in meinem NEETbunker auf die Erfüllung von Irlmaiers Prophezeiung
>mfw

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>dags
sure, much better than kots

>wagner
That's not fucking opera mate
Opera is with singing

Today on the radio at wörk (as verbatum as possible).
>Xavier Naidoo has come under fire for a clip where he sung a song against refugee
>Mister Naidoo states that he stands for tollerance and understanding
>However, he did not want to comment on the heinous clip in question.

I suppose the silence means guilt and that means he is /our/nigger now?

Yes and then what? Leave people with nothing? Do they expect their cattle to return to work the next day when they buttrape them without lube? They are fucking done.

Moin Moin! :)
much better, thanks for asking, Kamerad! feels now like the common cold, i can't imagine that this will kill me.
>test
nah famalam, i don't want to be in any statistics
fuck the world health kikes

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Wiebke frauke will be the next Chancellor
Or whatever her name is

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no nigger is ever part of us

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>fuck the world health kikes
dare I say based? also - if you don't have it, you would greatly increase the chance of getting corona on top of what you already have just by going to the fucking hospital!

this!

The physicians are the biggest threat to a healthy person atm. They have the most contact with potentially infected and in virtually all cases still wear insufficient masks.

The physicians are the spreaders. Unironically.

>opera is with singing

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True, but I don't mind the media turning on niggers. Makes it more acceptable to say shit about them in general.

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>pandemic
>economic crash
>divided society
>crime rates by mudslimes through the roof

I am really surprised how ignorant German politicians are to what happened only ~30 years ago to one of their kind and how little they seem to be interested in de-escalating things.

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Seas, Kamerad! :)

>insgesamt besser als gestern und vorgestern :D

Des gfreit mi! Nieren tun eh net weh? Dann sollt alles passen.

Mein schlechter Einfluss. Hab auch meinen Kollegen dazu gebracht, wieder zu rauchen ... :P

>ching chong ching chong!!

Geh schleich di! :DD

Saufen tu i eh nimmer ... owa vl sollt i nu a Trafik überfallen bevors richtig losgeht. Owa es muas jo a wer an den Wiederaufbau denkn nachdems g'schnalzn hat.

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also Rheingold

Sure, but I like caravans more.

must have been awesome to be in that firing squad and blast that commie retard an his wife away

>Opera is with singing
>Wotan bids farewell to his daughter Brünnhilde, having been forced to punish her for passionate deeds that he himself wishes he could commit
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>retard
do not underestimate the commies, my young apprentice! these antifa fags you see daily on the streets are indeed retards of the highest order, however, once the commies take power, those retards get disappeared and Ceausescu types sit on the throne, and those are no retards, they are ruthless and cunning

Jesus... JESUS

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>do they expect
thats exactly what germans have been doing since 1880. in what world are you living lmao