STOCK MARKET CRASHING

ITS HAPPENING

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What a ride. This is history folks, buckle up.

>Crashing
returning to sanity is what you meant to say
29k was insane, this is fine.

biz newb here. if it opens with these numbers does it usually mean the rest of the day will be a bloodbath?

ILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING

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Investing dot com servers melting down currently

Three years. Three fucking years that idiot Trump bragged about that worthless bubble.Three years of stocks gone. Fucking amazing what a retard this man. Just amazing.

TRADING HALTED! IT'S ALL OVER.

Kek they shut it down

Oh ya for sure, it's stopping right here and everything will be back to normal l. Thanks man!

No, there's usually a minor (10&20%) recovery by the end of the day so it's not as bad, but sometimes it falls even further. Can't really say in this fucking clown world. Just wait till market closing.

IT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN HOLY FUCK ITS ACTUALLY OVER

Brazil is done.
Jesus

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when it gets below 18,000 - I will consider buying

Kek it made me money, fuck corps I'm a sole proprietor

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That'll curb the panic selling.

4minutes in and they halt. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCK

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Oh shit he made the caronavirus??? Fuck thanks for the info man.

In defense of the DOW there are like 20 other indexes that are performing much worse right now.

And this is why I have all ways viewed the stock market as one giant scam.

You'd be seething and screeching no matter what Orange Mad Bad does.

Your Trump Derangement Syndrome symptoms are showing. Get help.

Dilate.

3 years of your autistic screeching about Orange Man Bad down, 5 to go.
How frustrating it must be for you, when you visit NYC do you walk on the other side of the street from the Trump tower?

Imagine being a buttblasted liberal cucked so much by things out of your control.

Being an emotionally dysregulated gender dysphoric autistically screeching self-loathing libtard bending the knee (and over) for his mentally ill lqbtqp overlords is no way to go through life.

thanks pajeet bro. stay safe

I’m going to be fucking rich.

Hopefully it falls to 16k, because that's where it belongs. I love money as much as the next guy, but I fucking hate fake jew money more than anything.

Go long on multiple threads created by retards

15,000 by next wednesday

WHAT NUMBER DOES IT HAVE TO GET TO IN ORDER FOR IT TO CRASH?

see what you say at 9000

So, how many days/weeks until Israel conveniently develops an inoculation and puts it into production? They're just creating panic through the media to buy up cheap stocks.

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Trump is not to blame for the virus, but he is for the crash.

Now can you see why people were worried about the tax cut during the peak of the bull market? Now can you see why people were worried about reckless, wasteful spending? Now can you see why people were worried about Trump's fed chairman lowering rates at the peak of a bull market?

It was then that we needed to be shoring up the countries finances, so when crisis like this happens we have the capability to deal with it, not going further into debt, spending more money just for the sake of spending, printing more money just to inflate the stock market higher and higher.

The stock market might have been inflated to all time highs, but Trump made the country and economy weak, so weak that any crisis like this virus would have toppled it, it was just a matter of time.

So yes, its Trump's fault, its the Trump recession, and we will be dealing with it for years.

Oh Brazil is more than done. Remember this guy? Yet another prediction he said that's been proven right. The crash is happening in March.

He said
>sustained infections in every city on the planet by May
These are things yet to come

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m just wondering how we can find a way to blame Trump for Germany, Japan, UK, and rest of the fucking world’s market crash too
It must be orange man bad’s fault somehow!

Good.

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I will mortgage my house and buy stocks.

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I cannot wait until we see foreclosures after this. Plus all of the houses hitting the market after the boomers die in them. Cheap houses here we come.

> Crash
Wait... I just bought the dip.

Will I make it?

I WISH

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You fucking moron the global economy is tanking just as bad. Nobody cares about kike shekels anymore.

Keep me posted r*ddit

Buy sqqq, your children will thank you.

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Trying to buy some shares right now and Robinhood is down. Thanks Obama

CRAMER TOOK A CALL ON LIVE TV AND GOT FED INFO

>the Trump recession
The Simpsons predicted this.

I KNOW
WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST
WE CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE

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I know what I'll say at 9001...

Market is halted user...

>5 to go.
You're delusional. That is only happening at this point if he suspends elections. At this rate he might not even be alive by the end of the year. They actually want to test Trump and Pence for the killer cold.

I do just want to say though as someone who became highly critical of Trump lately that he absolutely did the right thing in this crisis for once. He finally shut down all travel from Europe. Good job Don. Would've been nice if we did it earlier but well you know liberals.

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Just hold it till it comes back, right now it's all panic selling, the money isn't disappearing anywhere, just back to bank accounts for a while. After this is over (hopefully by the end of the year) they'll put it back in the stocks, then you cash out with the profit.

Unless the company you bought the stocks for goes bankrupt.

I voted for trump and defended him for nearly 3 years

Then one day I literally woke up and realized he’s full of shit and has always been a fucking retarded piece of shit

Just look at how he called pat buchanan a Nazi then did everything possible to be like him

JANNIE ARE YOU OK???

Thanks to globalization our economies are all intertwined with the US being the most influential. If America goes to shit, we all go to shit.

user, I....

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Ruh roh. Guess there will be no second term after all.

toronto is down so much the long term graph hasnt adjusted to it

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trump had a few good advisors during the campaign and thats it.

sad

THIS IS THE END
NO MORE SHEKELS FOR THIS GOY

Buy buy toilet paper. Buy Paper toilet. I'll buy all you have. I need your toilet paper

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

You buying puts too? It’s been great for me, if it keeps going I’ll pay off my house with these earnings alone, already cashed out half of my puts at a profit so even if it shot all the way back up I’ll come out ahead, I doubt it will though.

Public Service Announcement:
If the stock market is that much of a fragile bitch then it deserves to die and every piece of shit gambler invested in it should jump off the fucking roof of the nearest skyscraper so I can believe in justice again.

use tradingview

Trading is back on. Buckle up.

It's still hyper inflated.

Holy fuck.

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ITS PLUMMETING AGAIN

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Are you in a hurry to cash out? If you have years to let it sit you will be fine, if you are trying to cash back out in the next year or so you dun goofed

THIS!!! So much THIS!

Bro whyyyy would you do that

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CNBC is coping so hard right now lmao, on the first day they were almost cheering for it to go down, now they're going WE'RE A STRONG COUNTRY WE WORK HARD THERE'S NO REASON FOR IT TO COLLAPSE NOOOOOOOOOOO

B I G D R O P
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

9.16% & dropping

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DOWN 9.14%

CAN WE HIT THE SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER AT 13%???

13% breaker coming soon

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ALL THE WAY TO THE SECOND STOP NOW

unironically this.

he hasn't actually done anything. he's just a big fat fucking windbag, always talking shit, promising but not delivering.

It's good to see some people out there are critical thinkers and actually realize he's a fucking conman liar.

> Biden for president
> Shits himself, yells at vets and gets wheeled away by secret service
> Bernie for president
> takes everyones money, puts them in FEMA camps and has a heart attack during the first SOTU
Trumps a bit of a spastic sometimes

܂You cultists don't have to defend every retarded thing he does.

They're right you know. Now do you finally see why printing money, reckless deficit spending, even having worse than Obama years federal deficits, and pumping the bubble are bad things? Multiple people on this board have been warning you since like 2018 this shit was a bad idea. I don't think you guys actually expected to suffer the consequences until after the election is probably why you did it. Guess why building a house of cards is a bad idea? Yeah the virus is fucking everybody but we are going to get fucked so much harder than everybody else because of all these happenings.

Ffs stop printing money like Zimbabwe!

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LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR!!!

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NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN

ITS ONLY MONEY LOL
JUST MAKE MORE YOU LOSERS
YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO RETIRE ANYWAY GOY

No it didnt. That's a screenshot from 2018 or early 2019. The robinhoid interface is super different now.

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DOW DOW DOWN 10% HOLY FUCK MUH SHEKELS

GLOBAL MONETARY RESET WITH BONUS WW3 INCOMING

The white nationalist I know IRL is also on the same page

The boomers I know all still avidly support him though

These digits speak truth. Also no such thing as too big to fail the bailouts never should have happened they are and were anti capitalistic and anti free market. They blocked entrance to the market of smaller more competitive players that wouldn’t have the same problems.
Fuck Wall Street, fuck the stock market, fuck all this imaginary money kikery.

I'm unironically buying 1000 more rounds of 5.56 today.

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ITSW CRASHING NOWWWWWWw

Since we've been hearing the Stock Market is not equivalent to the actual Economy for the past 3 years now, what will happen to these free falls when positive job and negative unemployment numbers come out? When the inevitable windfall of missed profit goals due to lack of supply from China come out, who will gain from this? Will big tech companies like Amazon be hit hardest by this shitty situation?
Excuse the actual brainlet post, just curious.

I will sell you some shares at 18,000.
I will buy back in at 8,000

It's literally over.

The world is abandoning the US dollar as the currency of oil trading.

Next the us dollar will no longer be the world's reserve currency

Next we'll be asked to pay down our 40 trillion dollars debt

Our military spending won't go as far. So we can no longer force other countries to use our currency

No more magical ability to create new money.

It's all over Bros. He not getting back up this time.

wew shit is actually fucked

CNBC keeps saying it's just an illness lmao we can't collapse because of an illness this isn't right lmao ahahaha

Well that's fucking false. Thanks to his retarded monetary policies all our money is going to be massively devalued as well. Just wait until the USD crashes. Should've bought yourselves some yen when the PRC gets its factories back up, even Russian Rubles and especially Saudi Ryadhs, maybe even Euros. The American dollar value is going to completely crash thanks to all this bullshit.
>what is hyperinflation
THE REASON YOU DON'T PRINT MONEY LIKE ZIMBABWE FUCKTARD

Imagine defending the retarded orange man this many years...
That's got to be exhausting.

You fucking shills won’t stop even in the middle of an economic crisis and disease in pandemic. You’re going to to hell.

IMPLYING THIS ISNT WORLD WAR 3

damn how did he predict Italy would be the first western country?

It's going back up

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your bosses at share blue should have at least stopped you retards from posting a fake tweet

>economic crisis of 2008 transferred into Europe due to trade
>worse crash happening
>trump blocked all trade to europe
KEK murritards

Alex Jones just flew over my house!

Hearty kek.

18k by Friday. Will bounce back from 15.7k in 15 days.

Right now a grocery store clerk is one of the most important jobs in the country. They wont take time off, the stores won't close as everyone still needs food.

We'll still be working while factory workers, software engineers and athletes sit on their ass in quarantine. I may not make much but I'll be able to keep paying the bills.

>IMPLYING THIS ISNT WORLD WAR 3

>Implying we can take on Iran,china, and Russia after being in Iraq and Afghanistan for 20 years.

It's over. Accept it

You realize as soon as it hits under 20k that's a psychological factor that will fuck this even further

It's just bouncing like before.
Digits and we will be sub 20000 tomorrow

Trusting jews....

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>big chunk of the debt is to china
>hey lowai remove your military presence from asia and we'll forget about your debt
>china occupies japan and korea

What did you invest in?

Amen brother. I'm /comfy right now, in bed with my AR and 320rds worth of loaded mags.

RIP to the idiots that blew their ammo budget on toilet paper.

Here here

Boomers have seen crashes. Fool me once...

It's looking a bit crashey and inferno-ey today indeed.

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Anyone with three brain cells can tell that the guy is pretty much clueless.

Meanwhile BTC is shooting up!

Good analysis. Yes, the petrodollar is indeed ending.

I recommend anyone sell their US bonds. They will crash as US default risk soars.

Nobody cares about the stock market, whatever the fuck that is.

It’s just sad that people are still like this

I feel so stupid having believed in trump and conservatism at all

Let go

Same but with 7.62

Oh fucking shit it's down 25%

>down 24%

SELL SELL SELL
HA HA
RICHFAGS GONNA BECOME POORFAGS
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

COPE

STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
ALL IS WELL

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big tyrone cock?

Dude that's where the majority of US retirement funds are. If there are layoffs and our 401ks go down to 0 , everyone is going to the gutter.

it's about time, we've been overdue a correction for a long time, now we can have one without any sane person blaming the president, the fact that it's happening now and will have recovered by the fall making trump look like a superstar, maybe trump really is favored by God

Fake market crashing, stupid concerts and events cancelled, work going all remote...pic related.

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Richfags will find a way to make poorfags pay for their failure. Just like in 2008

Donald Trump will suspend elections, suspend the Constitition, and put us all into FEMA camps by next year screenshot this

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I will also mortgage my mortgages and buy stocks

ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS

Hope you know how to shovel shit boy. Gotta work if you want to eat. Now less talking more working.

We got owned by Iran china and Russia. They stopped trading oil in dollars. They'll dump the dollar as their reserve currency now. We are too busy in Iraq and Afghanistan to invade them. On top of that we have china the means o production. On top of all this there a global pandemic so we can't mobilize even if we had the resources.

We got played. It's a Chinese century now

Richfags are already selling, what do you think is causing this massive fucking drop?

What will happen is richfags will wait it out while people like me with a 401k will lose everything we worked for for the last 12 years. Republicans are fucking scum, why do people vote for this bullshit heist economy.

I bought 500 rounds of .357 magnum hollow points last night. ammo is getting a little scarce at my local outlet. lots of bare shelves.

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART
FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO
IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOR EVER
WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
ILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN MY WORLD IS ENDING

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NO MORE SHEKELS FOR YOU MR. SHEKELS MAN

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Cool I have to work at 1:30. Hopefully the rice and beans haven't been looted yet

IF I HAVE TO GET A FUCKING JOB IM GOING TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT

Only antisemites will go to the fema camps

They will all be accused of having the virus and needing quarantine

They don’t give an actual shit about the virus

what’s this trash 401k system. the company funds it and if they go belly up no more pension? do they not pay to an externally funded account irrelevant of employer?

I'm gonna go invest in a monster

I don't like or dislike trump but this post looks like maximum cope to me. Most voters are retarded and will blame him for this no matter what. And you're living in a dream world if you think there will be anything like a decent recovery this year.

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Oh no! I'm off to the store to stock up on milk paper and toilet water asap.

You know what to do user.

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Damn, you, nigger are really pissed off. Its your fault that we have a retard as president. Not to mention he's the most corupt president is US history. you need to cope better with your mistakes.

well time to grab a few of those shares

ITS OVER 2,000!

I thought that bubble was Obama's?