/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1944 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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ACKHSHUALLY it's 2.44 dead per thread.

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Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice
Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice
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Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice
Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice
Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice
Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice

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Based arg bro, always useful with the country list. Stay safe and godspeed u

How's he handling this today?

next Tuesdee, maybe Mondee if youre lucky

Whatever you want to call it, (God's Wrath, The Happening, etc) something chilling is taking effect over the Earth. In times of extreme caution due to disease, this video started popping up all of a sudden.

youtube.com/watch?v=to-EjKjfmJU

I looked deeper into the books referenced in this video.

>The Sacred Secretion
>Originally an Egyptian, Greek and Indian known truth.
>The basis of Hermetecism and sexual alchemy.
>The spleen creates a germ every so often and the brain creates fluids
>if you raise your energy by meditating, yoga, relaxing, eating really good and exercising over a 3 day period every month, you will increase your immune system, clean your body and stay healthy and live longer
>The philosophers stone, the pineal gland, the fountain of youth, etc
>the greeks called this secretion "Khristos"
>The Jews are responsible for hiding it

>Genesis 32:30 - So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, "It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared."
>Pineal Gland
>33 Rungs to Jacob's ladder = 33 bones of the spine

>Jesus Christ and the 12 apostles
>12 tribes of Israel
>12 signs of the zodiac
>Zodiac = the human body = Adam Kadmon = Adam from Genesis
>12 cranial nerves
>Spleen creates this germ once a month depending on your sun sign and the moon

MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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Someone should make a Wojak edit of him

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THE FUCKING MARKETS HALTED AFTER 4 FUCKING MINUTES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No offense but fuck off with your hebrew culture mate, this is an aryan culture board.

and yet my defense stocks are down 90 points lmfao

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Fuck boomers, fuck nothingburgers and fuck downplayers. The world is facing an unprecedented crisis and it's going to take the whole of humanity facing it together for us to overcome it.

And that boys, is why we're fucked. Let's just keep shitposting until the end. I love you guys.

My lungs feel smooth. Is this it bros?

Kikes will panic soon when they will realize their loses.

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>markets shitting the bed this fast
This is gonna be a fun day, think I'll stay up instead of taking a nap.

Nothing new in Italy or am I blind?

I'm worried for my parents. They live in a small community that absolutely does not give a shit about the Virus despite there being cases reported in the vicinity and that number doubled due to the amount of gatherings they have. People are so ignorant that they think they just need to wash their hands and wear a mask and they wont catch it. Also they arent scared of the mortality rate either. My parents arent going out as I told them not to but it doesnt take long for some ignorant dumb asshole to infect a place close to my parents potentially risking their lives when the hospitals overflow with corona virus patients.

Is it just me, or he looks kinda like Epstein on this pic?

Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :) Today WHO Said that im welcome everywhere

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Checked, kek'd and coofed

Corona already stronger than Cirno.

Why the FUCK are so few people in scandinavia and germany dying?

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If I die from this I am gonna be sooo fucking mad.

Sweden will now stop reporting numbers.
All out neighbouring counties are closing schools, but not us. We are so fucking arrogant and stupid it is not even funny.

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Krautfags: youtube.com/watch?v=Tt_6Nv-fbPk
Pressekonferenz nach der Ministerpresidentenkonferenz über Corona.

Who else /scared/ here?

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SOON

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING FAKE 401K IN A FAKE ECONOMIC SYSTEM BASED ON FAKE MONEY IS GETTING EXPOSED AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Vitamin C, D3+Magnesium+K2, Selenium, Zinc
Should i get anything else?

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someone tell me please what he says

*raidfire dabs and flosses*

That is a lovely drawing

george carlin died before he got to see his dream come true

What website is that

>coofs on live TV
>nuthin personnel, kid

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GIVE MEE ALL YOURR TIPYYY

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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

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Sounds like our situation. It's not easy having leaders that are incapable of making decisions and will play the wait-and-see game until truly all hope is lost.

SUB 20K VERY FUCKING SOON

This?

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>duterte ends his lockdown speech with a *cough*

LMAO

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DOUBT
Ultimately, if a top secret plan to save us from kikes is underway, the only thing we can do is PREP and be ready to defend our homes and communities.

Scared or not, it changes nothing. So panic, fear and all the rest amounts to nothing.

Italy reports 5pm gmt

They are lying about the numbers.

investing dot com
look at the indices and future indices

I am. And I'm sick. But it's probably an ordinary flu, I do not even have fever. I'm quarantining myself.

Garlic or garlic pills, spiruluna, ashwagandha, bromelain, flonase and ephedrine

I NEED TIPY FOR MY BUNGHOLE
BUNHOLIIOOOO

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Fake and gay

I work at a small hospital in MD and besides some masks on the floors and another small stock pile this is all we have

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Mind giving a quick rundown of his speech?

That can't be real.
>brazilian bank
Well, okay then, maybe.

Is it true China’s already recovering?

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Thanks to Corona and Greek border situation, we have content to post for 2 years.
Also cute picture.

got a flu since tuesday, fever, soar throat and mild coughing. i'm not worried, even if it's corona i'm healthy as fuck and it will go away.
just waiting it out on sick leave np. back to work next week.

Of course not.

All Spanish parliament to be tested.
The rest of the population can go fuck themselves.

>Don't take the virus seriously
>Utterly destroys your fake and gay economy

Serves you faggot boomers right.

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Stop fucking flooding you absolute retard don't make a new general until the last one is at 400 replies

HAND OVER YOUR TIPYYYY

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BANK RUNOFF IN BRAZIL
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Please hide then, ration them. I have heard of too many people stealing them from hospitals.

>freedom sale
>fly direct from Manila
lol

Duterte
>>China releases bioweapon holocoof
>>thanking Xi and ask to help fight the virus in PH and allowing more chinese POGOs in the country
>>NCR lockdown on march 15

our president is beyond based retard even worse than trump

plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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Suck my cock

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Send a plea for help to the local ministry for disease control? Maybe you'll get some supplies by the time you will need them.

LÒOOOOOOOOOL WERE ALL FUCKED

BRAZILBROS

LISTEN TO THIS

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>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE

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nah, people saying that are trying to pacify the public or shilling for the CCP

If they would lie about and cover up muslim rape gangs you can bet your ass they would lie about corona-chan.

Philippines’ National Capital Region is now on lockdown from March 15- April 14.

So long, boys.

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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POST YOUR CORONA SOUNDTRACK

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Big if not Jew

it wont make a difference. a good immune system takes time to build up. wont rapidly enhance.

When they released the Black Plague and Spanish Flu they got off relatively easily.

Sauce pls

Doesn't he already have HIV from the buttfucking from that priest or cancer or something? His immune system is likely nonexistent

>metro manila on lock down until april 12
>tells students to homestudy and not waste the whole month on their phones
>military and police will be enforcing lockdowns
>tells some fucking jokes
>told us that Xi sent him a letter saying that china is willing to help the philippines if ever we need it
>curses coronavirus
>ends the speech, then *coughs* on live TV right at the end of the speech

yes we are saved thank to great leader xi and the resilient nature of the china peoples

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What secret do you think made the aryans feared dude?
It was this. Healing your body and physically ensuring you dont fall for the jew pill

This is what you aryan fuckers have been searching for, literally the thing Hitler died for. I'm just sharing this from /x/. Stop falling for the bullshit in this echo chamber and wake the fuck up