ITS GETTING WORSE! NYSE WILL BE A BLOODBATH

Thank you for reminding me to add AAAAA* to my filter.

AAAAH

>VIX up 20%

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630am here, is it safe to sleep?

Chill, it's gonna be fine.

Yeah, 4700 points.
There's 2 pauses before then though.

IT GOES UP AT THE END LIKE, UP REALLY SHARPLY.

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That “oh fuck” wasn’t about his pen leaking. He was thinking about today.
youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

ITS HAPPENING

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-choo
-choo

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IT's GOING UP
>IT's GOING UP
IT's GOING UP
>IT's GOING UP
IT's GOING UP
>IT's GOING UP

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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fuck off kike

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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buffett said its a nothing burger

BUYYYYY

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWN

The DOW just lost 2k points

>what is "my erection", Alex!

It hit -7 % instantly AAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggh
Second breaker to be hit in 15 minutes... trading halted

SELL SIGNAL SELL SIGNAL

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-26% in a month, this is officially a collapse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FFFFUUUcKKKKKKK I DONT WANT IT TO BE HAPPENING ANYMORE

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-choo
-choo

WELCOME TO THE TRUMPCESSION

-7% IN A MIN
HOLY SHIT NUGGETS

Huh

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Ho lee sheeeeeeittt!!!!!

noooooooooooooooooooooo

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DOWN 7%
BEAR MARKET COLLAPSE

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DAX -7%
DOW -7%
FTSE -7%
FTSE MIB -8%

We /recession general/ nau.

-choo

At open, kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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TRADING HALTED

GOOD BYE TRUMP
HELLO DEMS

CIRCUIT BREAKER\!!

More like depression, my nigga.

>DAX -9%
>FTSE -8%
>DOW FUTURES -8%

>HAPPPPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WE SHUT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!

2nd day in a week.

>10 years of growth wiped out in 2 weeks
this is just a big nothing burger r-right guys?

8 PERCENT
EIGHT FUCKING PERCENT
NO BRAKES
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Goodbye America you mean

SHUT
IT
DOWN

IT'S OVER

>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%
>7%

FUCKING SHUT IT FUCKING DOWN ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I’m losing so much. Down 30%. What buy?!?!

HOLY FUCK

SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER HIT IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AFTER TRADING RESUMUES MARK MY WORD

did they shut it down?

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it's finally fucking happening.

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A coffin

Max feels

I haven't looked in my retirement accounts in months, i was at like $65k last time i checked before all this started. If i just have normal fidelity account i didn't change any investment settings for, how much am i fucked and is there anything prudent i could do or should i just hodl?

Guys how do I buy stocks? Seems like a great chance to get started

TP

a rope

THEY HALTED TRADING! AFTER ONLY 30 MINUTES!

OY VEY
MY SHEKELS

BUY BUY BUY

THIS IS JUST A CORRECTION

>DOW falling so fast the slope is almost a vertical line

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I don't doubt this one bit

Cut my life into pieces.

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The west is officially BTFO. NEVER fuck with China again.

DOW 0 by end of year.

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IS THIS THE DIP? IS IT TIME TO BUY?

It´s been 10 minutes since the trading started on NYSE.

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Remember, 4 of spades in case anyone manages to survive.

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>Jesus christ SELLL NOW SELLLLLL NoWWWWW FUCKING IT STOP TRADING >JUST LET ME FUCKING SElllllllll

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it hit breaker earlier this week and then started going up again

-choo
-choo
-choo
-choo

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They probably invested you into some worthless WHO or Deutsche Bank bonds. Kiss your retirement goodbye.

*phone vibrates*

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If you're not over 70. Just wait it out.

There's literally nothing he can to do stop panic. Keeps travel open: panic; halts travel: panic.

3 minutes brah

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>EMERGENCY ALERT
>TOTAL EURO ZONE MELTDOWN

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Suspended within minutes kek.

>22k
>Buying
Wait until it´s at least 15-18k, then pick your favourites.

it needs to go down more

youtube.com/watch?v=SwWoZmBsn1c

market ost today
youtu.be/2zGzVKV6Pmw

>WE'RE BACK TO MID-2017 NUMBERS
WE'RE BACK TO MID-2017 NUMBERS
>WE'RE BACK TO MID-2017 NUMBERS
3 YEARS ERASED
>3 YEARS ERASED
3 YEARS ERASED
>3 YEARS ERASED

GET READY FOR GREAT DEPRESSION 2

I have no idea what any of this means.

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How low needed for DB de to ded?
I want to see this

I have been carrying it in my wallet for years now

yeah that was when the fed pump was still potent, why do you think they halt trading in the first place? the big players all cashed out
it ain't going to do shit now

AHHHHHHHHHHH

buy at 12k

You gonna have to clench that anus user. Ain't nobody letting you get rid of that shit.

whats the point of the emergency circuit breaker?

They rolled out Hanks, cancelled niggerball, and Trump banned Europe.

This is final boss lvl shit. Someones gonna spend billions smashing this market down today.

This is what Soros does.

Me either but it's fucking happening.

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oh SsSsSsSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

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GERMANY -10%
UNITED KINGDOM -9%

UNITED STATES - SUSPENDED DOWN -7% IN THREE MINUTES THIS IS THE BIG ONE WE ARE DONE

E M E R G E N C Y

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to make people stop panic selling

check out the FTSE m8

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>It was 10 euro just in february
youtube.com/watch?v=dzlcxN0lxSo

I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

-choo

Biz go away

why wouldn't they do it after the 15 mins?

OMFG

WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>WE DIDN'T LISTEN

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so that (((shlomo))) and his friends don't get burned, they need a pause to withdraw their funds
welcome to the "free market"

Gives the people a moment to cool off, collect their thoughts and realize how silly they were for trying to sell everything and hopefully stop. Basically makes people think about whether they want to panic or not.

Why the fuck are retail investors selling? You only take a loss if you cash out right now. Just keep holding it and it'll be back by the end of the year. This is the worst time to sell.

Airlines taking a hit, Cruise ships taking a hit,
travel agencies taking a hit, fuel companies taking a hit, tourist attractions taking a hit, theaters taking a hit, HollyWood preparing shut down of all productions.
Gas stations will soon take a hit with quarantines in affect
restaurants taking a hit now
any questions?

youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw

psychology

...

Oh shit. I thought it opened at like 3pm UK time

this is fucking major news

Someone give Hanks a hankie.

all these things controlled by the Jew

All those wall street guys should have just NEETed for the last 3 years

Because a lot of shit can be sold by then, in this our age of communication as fast as the speed of light

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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INVESTED 230$ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ARE BANKS GONNA SHUT DOWN EVENTUALLY?

SHOULD ONE GO GET EVERYTHING IN CASH???

SERIOUS QUESTION PLS RESPOND

Find another street to shit in you clown.

I don't want to be part of this happening anymore.

SHORTED SP500 3 weeks ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BUY THE DIP

I just invested $5 into McDonalds

Fuck you faggot Yas Forums can stay

They already stopped paying out on bonds, so my guess is they'll announce their bankruptcy this week or next.

*ahem*
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based
what did ya get?

it looks like it this time friendo

Blue Shield Just told all their employees to work from home in Central California

It's still going down but only at dialup speed.

Lots of people in the unemployment line soon by the looks of it.

retirement accounts are fine just cash it out when the market is high. dont even pay attention to the movements of the market.

Trump didnt creat cvid19 but he poomped it yesterday so yeah its orange man's fault this time

They need liquidity. Everyone needs liquidity

>millenials first bear market

2008 doesnt count, you had nothing in there

They doing their BOGO 5 dollar special again?

I know, I know I've let you down

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HALT

I laughed

kek'd
10 mcnugz will make everything better

LETS GO, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
>VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
>VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
>VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
>VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS
>VIX HIGHEST SINCE 2008 MELTDOWNS

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Daily reminder to all the straight edge 15 year old nazis here, an ounce of coke is always worth an ounce of coke, just saying.

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BUY GOLD AND/OR SILVER.

Cash devalues in value due to inflation, but your gold and silvers weight does not dissipate miraculously

Lmao I think even his supporters are going to have to admit it. Plus business hate this shit way more than some increased threats of taxes from democrats.

There are three new housing tracks going up
here in central California
they are completely shut down
stopped dead center of new builds

NOT A RECESSION NOW FFS I'M TRYING TO FIND A JOB COULDN'T YOU DO IT 2 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS NEETING FFS

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