Coronavirus

Anyone else feeling like they already got it?

If I had easy access to testing like South Korea I'd take it.

What are the actual symptoms?

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One signature sign of the coronavirus is that in the most advanced stages is lethargy that is so overpowering you'll feel the urge to just lie down on the sidewalk to rest and catch your breath, even if you're just walking normally.

What happens is your immune system is quite amazing, it has a: "holy shit divert all power to shields" mechanism, and sends neurotransmitters to your brain to sleep.

Also sleep improves your survival rate because your immune system is a glucose demanding instrument that competes for limited amounts of energy per day that is also used by muscles and your brain.

The overwhelming tiredness and the overheating is your body's defense mechanisms. Rest and stay warm and drink lots of water. The water is what your body uses to flush, the quicker it's able to transport dead coronavirus parts out the chute, the quicker your immune system isolates a protein sequence to uniquely target and destroy.

How is that roll of TP above the eyes staying in place?

pressure from toilet roll either side
duh

>If I had easy access to testing like South Korea I'd take it.
And then what? Would you act any differently?

Man I dont fucking know I work in an office and have been off and on sick the entire winter, we probably all already got it.

Oh yeah, I'd just stop prepping and basically just do these recommendations

Every hypochondriac on the planet will have a scratchy throat, tightness in the chest and maybe even a slightly elevated temperature from advanced delusions.

Jizz

fuck I wasn't sick in 10 years, I probably have it without even noticing