>LATEST CASES 14:30: 3 new cases in the Netherlands. 14:15: 1 new presumptive case in the United States. First in Rhode Island. Patient recently returned from Italy. 14:00: 1 new death in South Korea. The other deaths mentioned in the article were previously reported. 13:38: 12 new cases in England, United Kingdom. 11:13: 38 new cases in Germany. 10:52: 2 new deaths in South Korea. The other death mentioned in the article was previously reported. 10:50: 385 new cases and 11 new deaths in Iran.
When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?
There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.
This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.
No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.
It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.
Gabriel Lopez
where are manumbas?
Logan Myers
yep, off to a bad start kek
Jacob Torres
>Spain 2,964 infected >Italy 12,462 infected Why are meds so shitty in containing this? Stop kissing eachother as greeting would be a beginning you fucking extroverts.
>LATEST CHANGES China +18 (+11) Iran +1,075 (+75) S. Korea +114 (+6) Spain +687 (+29) Germany +154 (+1) Switzerland +215 (+2) Japan +4 (+1) Austria +56 (+1) Greece (+1) Iraq (+1) Lebanon (+1) Poland +16 (+1) Algeria +4 (+1) Guyana +1 (+1) USA +38 Norway +72 Denmark +101 Sweden +65 Belgium +85 Australia +28 Canada +8 Finland +44 Iceland +18 Israel +3 UAE +11 Slovenia +25 Kuwait +8 Portugal +17 India +11 Thailand +11 Brazil +17 Philippines +3 Taiwan +1 Romania +2 Palestine +1 Albania +8 Luxembourg +12 Serbia +1 S. Africa +4 Latvia +6 Hungary +3 Slovakia +6 Belarus +3 Mexico +1 Bosnia +4 Malta +2 Armenia +3 Liechtenstein +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +2,968 (+132)
Lucas Wood
Can you tell me if we can hit that DOW SUB 22K? CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Brayden Ross
>NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years First time in 258 years Americans can't pretend to be Irish
Jaxson Rogers
>COUNTRIES LIST ► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 48,371 (1,580): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 2,964 (84) France 2,281 (48) Germany 2,120 (4) USA 1,339 (38) Switzerland 867 (6) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 643 (16) Sweden 565 (1) Netherlands 503 (5) UK 460 (8) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 302 (1) Australia 156 (3) H. Kong 130 (3) Canada 118 (1) Greece 99 (1) Iraq 71 (8) Thailand 70 (1) S. Marino 69 (3) Lebanon 68 (3) Egypt 67 (1) Philippines 52 (2) Taiwan 49 (1) Poland 47 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Algeria 24 (1) Albania 23 (1) Argentina 21 (1) Panama 14 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Norway 701 Denmark 615 Qatar 262 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Finland 109 Iceland 103 Israel 100 Czechia 94 UAE 85 Slovenia 82 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 India 73 Brazil 69 Romania 49 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Palestine 31 Russia 28 Georgia 24 Chile 23 C. Rica 22 Pakistan 20 Croatia 19 Luxembourg 19 Serbia 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Peru 17 S. Africa 17 Estonia 16 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Slovakia 16 Belarus 12 Mexico 12 Azerbaijan 11 Bosnia 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Tunisia 7 Cyprus 6 French Guiana 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Paraguay 5 Armenia 4 Senegal 4 Liechtenstein 4 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 French Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent Grenadines 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1
Matthew Cooper
OUR GOVERNMENT SAID EPIDEMIC CANNOT BE STOPPED???? CHINA STOPPED IT ALREADY. FEMALE GOVERNMENT
Brandon Diaz
>live alone with your brother >he buys 4 masks FPP2 and unpacks them >tries to wear one >don't know if he's supposed to do that Is this still wearable?
>College throws announcement they are not closing yesterday night so people dont notice >People notice >Everybody chimping out on twitter >Just got told my campus is almost empty today.
Will life insurance payout if parents die? I was expecting to live with them off of their pensions, social security and 401K. I haven't exercised in 10 years, rarely even sat up, genuinely disabled, so I'm fucked either way.
Mason Martinez
All gyms are closed
Leo Mitchell
Ebin, when do expect total chaos and anarchy on the streets though?
Tyler Garcia
EVERYONE IN SOME CHINESE CITIES HAVE RECOVERED. CONTAINMENT MEASURES HAVE SUCCEEDED. NOW EUROPE WILL REINFECT CHINA
Levi Morris
Should I start wearing FFP2 everywhere? I have only 2
Nolan Sanders
APOCALYPSE NOW >APOCALYPSE NOW APOCALYPSE NOW >APOCALYPSE NOW APOCALYPSE NOW
lmao my ancestry said 32% irish I'm such a drunk irish lol did i mention potatoes xddddddd
Leo Lewis
Knowing our government they will take measures when its already too late. GGD is more than useless.
Carter James
Burning calories before the apocalypse is the most dumb thing you can do, you need to get fat right now my dude.
Austin Murphy
yes, why would you then go an do cardio and lose even more gains
Cameron Rogers
Banfaculo
Adrian Russell
all this because some stupid fucking chinks ate pangolins bruv
Justin Parker
FFP3 would be a better choice
Joshua Collins
Soon user, when the fucking markets completely crash, Tom Hanks dying and the NBA Niggers crumble. Very fucking soon
Ayden Anderson
yay
Benjamin Sanchez
My brother is in Spain, Malaga right now on a classtrip. You guys think it's fine to give him a hug once he comes back?
Hudson Nelson
Probably for the better. >meanwhile in Indonesia
David Ortiz
>111 What does Kek wants us to know?
Benjamin Cruz
Statistically, if you get Corna bad but get proper treatment then you'll survive it. The issue is there's not that many ICU beds nationwide, so if hospitals get overwhelmed people will start dying.
The plan is to let the nation get ill at a slow and manageable pace so that people that get real sick can get treated and survive. It's a bold plan and certainly different to what the rest of the world are trying. Remains to be seen if it will work.
Easton Howard
Maybe someone should tell them that italy exists so they can take a look at how letting it spread works out?
Jose James
if you dont have a reusable face mask then no one time use masks are good only for going out in emergencies if you dont have 100+ of them
Daniel Stewart
they did everything possible to contain, they bought us two months easily which we squandered by >just wash your hands bro don't panic! I followed the Chinese state media from early januari, their coverage was a bit triumphalist but overall very honest about what the disease was, how to combat and contain it, what other countries could expect, etc. We just ignored it bc "China is dictatorship and we're immune to their failings thanks to freedumb"
Even Pence is saying the epicentre has moved from Asia to Europe and it's not as if he wouldn't have intel on that.
Julian Scott
Bodyweight time for us non-homegym plebs bro.
Ayden James
Good, we will welcome all Chinese tourists to Finland as we have always did. Fuck chinks
Isaac Collins
I have a dry cough and shortness of breath, only recently I've been fine for fucking days. No fever, I'm scared to go get tested, I'll probably do it tonight. I'm so fucked.
Charles Ross
This.
Jackson Rivera
Wait ffp2 isn't reusable?
Kayden Edwards
statnews.com/2020/03/10/shortage-crucial-chemicals-us-coronavirus-testing/ >shortages of key chemicals needed to start up and run the tests. >one key product, made by the diagnostics testing giant Qiagen, is in dwindling supply >“I’m confident of the actual test that we have, but as people begin to operationalize the test, they realize there’s other things they need to do the test.” >workers at its Hilden, Germany, and Barcelona, Spain, manufacturing sites were moving to work three shifts, seven days a week in order to ramp up production >there have been 647 cases of Covid-19 in the U.S. and 25 deaths so far — having conducted only 5,000 tests to date >“Increased demand for testing has the potential to exhaust supplies needed to perform the testing itself.” >But the chemical for extracting RNA did not seem to be the only product running short as the U.S. tries to quickly ramp up its testing capacity >made by Invitrogen, a unit of lab tools giant Thermo Fisher. He said his lab hoped to validate its Covid-19 test over the weekend, but that it needed the “a basic yet critical reagent that is required as per the FDA submission.” >preparations should have begun months ago. archive.is/BtIQO
Tom Hanks isn't going to die, he is rich enough for the best healthcare, can fly anywhere, and we are at the early stages still. It's when hospitals become overcrowded you will start seeing deaths. The rich will be okay.
you are better off catching it early and securing a ICU bed before the elderly take them all.
Nathan Stewart
Threadly Reminder, get ready to see some red in the markets today. LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS >LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS >LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS >LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS >LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS >LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS >LET'S HIT THOSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
I think I am infected. Will visit the local autonomous left project.
Daniel Jackson
Tourists go home
Wyatt Foster
Just contract the virus and end the misery
Jayden Howard
Sweden has started hiding numbers. Does anyone know what the numbers are? What source do you use in that case?
Leo Thomas
So basically our healthcare workers are incapable of following the required PPE procedures to avoid infection?
So much for "some of the best healthcare in the world", this is embarrassing.
Noah Walker
Feeling slightly optimistic lads. I feel like countries are stepping it up a bit. Although some left it way too late
Isaiah Lewis
I'm going to helsinki in 2 month, Any suomianons that can tell me more about the current state of funland?
Sebastian Moore
Pretty much.
Camden Jenkins
Hopefully the old fag dressed in black will spit his lungs in 2 weeks. They might be carriers or catch it around and spread it to others not so healthy, even from their families.
Nathan Brooks
LET THE NUMBERS HIT THE FLOOR
Zachary Price
didn't italy abandon first come first serve and switch to helping the young instead of the elderly?
Levi Edwards
>Our strategy is to hope the nation gets infected slowly enough to be able to manage infections >In order to do this we will quarantine nothing and not prevent mass gatherings of people where large numbers of infections are likely to occur >We believe this is a bold and brilliant strategy
Here is a tip for you. Everywhere else is trying the strategy you are claiming to. The difference is they are attempting to slow the spread instead of speed it up and ensuring the hospitals can't handle it.
If this ACTUALLY has ADE and is capable of reinfection or you can be infected by the other strain then this will literally kill 15% of your population one way or another.
Josiah Howard
Agreed. Asia is slowing down drastically compared to Europe.
Jaxon Cruz
you can sterilize a one-time-use mask with uvc light for 10+ minutes.
Dylan Evans
Proper bread @ Proper bread @
Joseph Sullivan
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!! AND I NEED TIPY FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
Kind of pissed off about the absolute mess /cvg/ niggers are making of the catalog >dozens of split threads >threads without a proper title (like this one) so you can't ctrl+F it from the catalog >threads turned into roll spam
I think redditors need to leave
Ryder Ramirez
As a result of a leaked bioweapon from a BSL-4 Wuhan lab.
We've just closed the schools and colleges. UK need to do the same bro
Nathaniel Howard
I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news but if you look at Dengue fever in India they have two hundred thousand cases in one city alone now Dengue is not a biological ethnic mom designed by scientists though but it's just as dangerous for lack of care
Hudson Morgan
It has a limited life time. If it is nut a full face, you can’t really reuse it anyway.
Not gonna lie, former investor here. This is fucking hilarious watching Erste and Societe Generale crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these banks get their hand on money again
Thomas Hall
Based
Caleb Martinez
Why is it starting to spread all over Friesland, get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEEEE
There's fucking confirmed cases at two of my town's schools and they wont fucking close them because they have to wait for the government to do something. My work place is the same.
I've noticed this Phenomena ... It seems in the earliest sign of initial Infection is a sudden urge to Jog... I have seen this happen about three times ...always these joggers get ill within 7-10 days ...
Justin Fisher
South Korea: found the biggest cluster but it's still spreading as fast as in smaller European countries Japan: doesn't even bother testing anymore India and other shithole Asian countries: don't test more than 10 people per day China: WE WUZ NUMBER ONE
ITS HAPPENING SO FAST BOYS I CANT KEEP UP THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Levi Wood
This is based though?
Christopher Murphy
The US will have the virus spread by people going to work because we have no government-mandated sick days or vacation days. So all of those restaurant and retail workers with no PTO will spread it to their co-workers, families, and anyone else dumb enough to go to those places during an outbreak.
White collar office workers will burn through their 2 weeks of annual vacation time and 5 sick days, then return to the office to spread the contagion.
the education minister of germany anja karliczek said they won't close schools, only individual cases of the schools with students with the virus
Jordan Bailey
You’re late. I had that stocked for the same purposes a month and a half ago
Ethan James
You strapped in yet?
Jaxon Reed
Chinese vaccinated outside wuhan. Then released the weapon. (Gain of Function SARS COV) No one suspects china did it intentionally because it was released in china. After the virus is finished, we’ll truly be in a new century
Jack Reyes
reports claim a NYC student has tested positive, and that school district officials are temporarily shutting down two schools. It's the first confirmed case in the city's schools. Gov. Cuomo said yesterday that the city and state had decided to keep schools open. The city almost never closes schools, because thousands of students depend on free and subsidized lunches for food, and would have nowhere else to go.
Jose Lee
>One is cured now is the time to see if he'll get reinfected in two weeks
I'd blame the RIVM and the (early) guidelines. >patient comes in with symptoms >"hasn't been to an infected area so no need to test :-DDDDDDDD" >healthcare workers get infected
Jack Smith
Yes, but in this context it means "what the FUCK are you doing"
Benjamin Morris
>It's a bold plan and certainly different to what the rest of the world are trying Italy has been doing the exact same thing
>all these parallel threads claiming they're the real one Very Kafkaian.
Blake Powell
>2 days ago 40 infected >yesterday 59 >now 109 Don't come.
Liam Sullivan
How the fuck is that a proper thread
Aaron Gomez
So a complete and proper lockdown. No one goes in and out unless it's essentials only then? Nice, chaos and anarchy very soon. MOA, BGC and Gilmore here I come
Christopher Foster
Why?
Henry Mitchell
Our country declares a capital city lockdown on 52 cases
TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS >20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS >EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE >EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY >NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE
PLEASE REPOST THIS
I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1
The original poster of the audio probably meant "ventilators" instead of "respirators."
Jayden Sanders
Every thread. Different flag, same fag. Get a life nigger.
Adam Morgan
BOJO IS GONNA KILL US ALL
Ryan Clark
>Singapore A small totalitarian "dictatorship" that managed to trace everyone because it's a small city-state. >Taiwan A small island.
If you look at Europe, the Vatican state and the Faroes barely have any new infections either so I guess Europe must be doing a pretty good job then?
Josiah Gray
Nah, that's still shit compared to the other countries. Take a fucking look at America though, their cases are in the thousands and STILL NO FUCKING LOCKDOWN.
Jack Carter
I’m scared, bros.
Isaiah Diaz
Good decision The situation seem to have gotten bad with infected people from SK and Singapore entering the country So far it seems like it has only spread in Metro Manila and nearby provinces Atleast flips are doing China style desinfection
Xi was in Wuhan this week. Chinks are sending 20,000 respirators to Italy. Get fucked autist.
Ryder King
OP name the thread Global Pandemic General.
Camden Murphy
So if we let this spread and the rumours of no immunity are true then the rest of the world is pretty fucked as well right?
Unless you lot just quarantine us which I wouldn't blame you for.
Michael Brooks
yep
Michael Cooper
Any restrictions on events, gatherings, traveldestinations, etc?
How are you doing with this situation?
Dylan Lewis
>Taiwan >24 million people on a small island thats not small at all also singapore >5.5 million people in a city state
William Edwards
All schools and unis in Catalonia to shut down starting tomorrow. Catalan president saying is OK to take kids to the park to play and socialize. Fucking retard. He secretlly wants as many boomers to die as possible.
I also forgot to add that uninsured people (mostly restaurant and retail workers) won’t go in for treatment because a Coronavirus test and treatment would cost $45,678 plus tip.
The House has been working to pass a bill providing relief, paid PTO, and free treatment to those affected by the virus, but I’m guessing that the Republicans would just take a “it’s just the flu bruh”, and tell people to stop whining, go back to work, pop some DayQuil, and tough it out, because that’s how we did it in my day, sonny.
Xavier Ross
checked it's airborne, fucker. krauts just don't test enough.
Anthony Torres
>Atleast flips are doing China style desinfection which has no effect whatsoever
Jaxon Campbell
what the inside on bitcoin what move is going to happen
Mason Fisher
I wonder what happens if you get gorona and something else at the same time. Maybe that's what 'other' medical condition the lancet papers mentioned.
>Xi was in Wuhan this week. After they cleaned everything dozens of times over and he was still wearing a mask. It was a symbolic act. >Chinks are sending 20,000 respirators to Italy. Guess after every chink died from it, they can spare some. >Get fucked autist. Kill yourself, "Asian" British faglord.
Dylan Howard
NOOO that is my idea. I am going to be a tobacco baron. Shoo!
Robert Hernandez
Well in two months time were going to have about 2 560 000 infected, most of them naturally in the cities. With a whopping total of some 200 ICU's. I live in a tiny town and I'm gonna YEET the fuck outta here next week.
Singapore is climbing, albeit at a much more controllable pace at the moment so they're fine for the short term. Taiwan, I don't fucking know what's going on there desu.
Henry Peterson
Avoid further global warming and overpopulation leading to an inevitable (but at this point pointless, truly fighting over scraps) world war for resources ; abolish de jure Western democraties to replace them with an actual one party system. Survivors will denonce a system corrupted by a "wealth over health" mentality, slowness of democracy, how China handled it better despite knowing nothing about the virus at the beginning... The destruction of "corrupted regimes", will be followed by USSR-like massive enslavement.
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHUT THE SCHOOLS HOW ARE THE LITTLE NIGLETS GOING TO EAT HOW WILL THE NIGGERINOS BUY DRUGS IF THEY HAVE TO SPEND THEIR EBT ON THEIR CROTCH SPAWN
Obvious smallpox blanket strategy is obvious. This is a war.
Brandon Cook
in half a year all your relatives over 40 will be dead, you will have lung damage, and the PLA will patrol the streets of Berlin screencap this krautnigger
John Taylor
imagine the chimpouts in us cities
Jacob Ross
Alright guys, in light of recent news, we're going to have to claim UK and UK territory under the banner of the United States of America post virus spread and subsequent nation collapse
Jaxon Barnes
China either stopped it by incinerating tens of thousands (some of them possibly still alive), or they are lying.
Nolan Parker
mods can't stop sucking every cock in the known universe
Adrian Peterson
A mask works as long as you can breathe through it without feeling like there is no air coming through. They have a limited life. You'll burn through one in about 8 hours of use - approximately. So do what you want with this information.
Ryder Sanders
>100,000 Wuhan chinks in Italy >Italy suddenly explodes with Coronavirus >UHHHHHHH I SEE NO RELATION
