Stock Market Massacre Thread

lol, me too aussie bro. Hope you are coomfy down under.

Crack that beer buddy! Get ready for a show.

>Pre market down 7.45%
>market hasn't even opened yet because of circuit breakers
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Belgium exchange just had its largest drop ever lmao.

so how is this virus not an act of war by china? the economic damage has been worse than 9/11

21648 and they turned it off.

Holy shit bro, your right, they hit the circuit.

TRADING HAS RESUMED
>TRADING HAS RESUMED
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Gotta prove it first. I wonder if a war will come from this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-10%

F

How do I watch the stocks tumble in real time?

its down over 2100 points right now

Dax is completely collapsing

TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Its a fucking freefall-9.19% now

I feel for you German bro

Jesus, here we go.

And IM FREEEEE, FREEE FALLING

So someone fill a brainlet in. Is the entire financial system really collapsing and everything in the world getting canceled over some chink virus that isnt even some sort of Ebola style extinction event? Really?

Well fuck it seems to be rising now

buckle up kiddo, this roller coaster has just started

based

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Almost at 8.x

Corona is serious enough to warrant locking down entire countries for several months and already shut China down despite their claims they are up and running.

zoom out

im betting -12% by 1pm

DUMP IT

>everyone thinks this part of the Yas Forums prophecy was referring Russia
>tfw it's not

gobohomo is on lockdown, no movement, no economic activity. it is kill

Right! Now about that Rod and Ring lol

why the fuck is gold going down? it should be going up

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Watch this, he talk about how repo fails cause gold to tank during a meltdown
youtube.com/watch?v=xE6aKTziunE

That's a good question.
Crypto is down
resources are down
stonks are down
credit is down
Where is all the capital going?

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plastic surgery

Its all going to cash . this fucker is crashing with no survivors

Pockets of people who knew that this was coming

>he thinks markets are based on capital

Canned food

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Stock money is not real money. It's literally warm air.

The capital is going nowhere, it's just getting cold. Smart thing now is to not sell and wait for less volatility. Then, buy.

Asia is doing pretty well. Also collapsing but 15% rather than 25%.

DB collapsing

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Checked and doesn't this mean EU is collapsing? Is DB the basis of EU? That's what I was led to believe

I got out of the market in December, all short term cash/short term fixed income funds.

Holy fuck, I just wish I could save more money because once this end, this is a value investor's dream

>Stock Market Massacre Thread
glad jew stawk market is puking. fuck trump/kushner

its going down down baby spinning around and sugar we're going down swinging

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THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Muh Economy

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!

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