THIS IS MY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. WTF DO I DO NOW MOTHERFUCKERS??

THIS IS MY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. WTF DO I DO NOW MOTHERFUCKERS??
YOU DID THIS. YOU.
NOW I HAVE TO WIPE MY ASS WITH MY HAND LIKE SOME FUCKING YUROPOOR SANDNIGGER BECAUSE EVERY STORE IS OUT.
WTF DO I DO NOW NIGGERS?????

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may i suggest an alternative to toilet paper?

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This

Learn from the ways of the poojeets.
Find a street.
Shit in it.
Wipe your ass with your hands.
Make some curry.

>wtf do I do?
You don't. Simple as.

I got 8000 rolls in my basement. 19.99 a roll or you can find some sodomite to clean you up. Got lighters too, 15 dorrar,

learn to prepare, and buy a bidet. dirty ass faggot.

What happened to your emergency corncob stash?

If you're at home, just take a quick shower.

>wytppl too retarded to figure out how to clean their ass
USE THE SHOWER YOU MORON