Aus Yas Forums Neets get stimulus, workers get fucked edition

>'Close air borders' experts agree with AUS/POL/
baka.com.au/national/close-air-borders-to-prevent-covid-19-spread-experts-say-20200311-p5495p.html

>Close the borders already Scomo you faggot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100251/Australia-close-borders-shut-schools-universities-face-coronavirus-epidemic.html

>Krudd shills for china (as usual)
baka.com.au/world/north-america/despicable-coronavirus-name-calling-from-us-leaders-infuriates-china-20200311-p548ue.html

>Suicide by cop
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-12/police-shoot-man-dead-after-deadly-attacks-in-melbourne-east/12048212

>WHO finally call it what it is - a pandemic - too little too late
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-12/coronavirus-updates-who-declares-pandemic/12047598

>Waman cant handle being cops - should be left in the kitchen
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8099927/NSW-policewoman-guard-severed-HEAD-wins-massive-pay-out.html

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Any guesses on which city gets a quarantine lockdown this month?

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Brisbane

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g'day faggots whos ready for free $750, it means they are finally admitting global economy is about to shit the fucking bed. just like they did back in 08' when kevin 07 gave us all $1000. im spending mine on piss and darts
What are you cunts gonna spend it on

Melbourne. There's absolutely zero chance it's another city other than Melbourne.

Fuck niggers, fuck abos, fuck pajeets, fuck chinks, fuck muslims, fuck glowniggers, fuck sandpeople, fucking fuck every cunt who isn't a white product of Empire.

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the one with the most chinks, so either sydney, melbourne or brisbane

PLEASE DO, live 30 mins from cbd and fuck sake cunt the amount of filthy chinks you see is fucked cunt, we used to play spot the white guy at tafe jesus christ just nuke all cities

I’m going to the store, you cunts need anything?

zyklon b

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So shocked to discover that the Melbourne knife murderer's name was Mohammed Ibrahim.

Shocking hes not a nigger

>Brazil is world's largest beef producer and is more advanced than this country - they make passenger jets.

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Toilet paper

No wonder that story got buried so hastily. Even with non-stop Corona headlines that one disappeared quickly.

>get 750 dollars of cenno
>go to buy piss and darts
>the price goes up 1000 percent

Best I can do is lice shampoo.

No problem boys. Y’all be good now.

I'm employed. I don't get shit. Not even a fucking tax break. Total bullshit.

Yep, it's so tiresome at this point. ABC and SBS news refused to name him too. Wouldn't want people to question the wonderful diversity in Pozzbourne.

fuck women!
t. bust a nut guy

Is it a good idea to put my extra cennobux directly into Bitcoin?

Give me a tax break or I'll rope.

Nevermind sweety. You do get my thanks
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Gimme DSP or I'll rope

i was working in Brisbane today and we got the Suncorp office cunts for lunch. after lunch we were told that they won`t come next week, because some cunt in the office has corona, and they should stay at home , from NEXT WEEK. Wtf. How fucked am I ?? ??????

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CME futures gap filled. So sure why not.

Perth because "muh economy" needs the eastern states and tasmania is lying about new case testing

Currently on self isolation, got tested for the kung flu today

Training Muay Thai with a bunch of chinks who literally just came back from China was not a primo idea

White guy for reference, hopefully find out on Saturday

Took a shit ton of Soma to make this experience a little more enjoyable

AMA

sydney guaranteed

its leaked that sydney goes into quarantine soon

>have been living off savings for 9 months
>applied for neetbux at the start of feb
>got this in the mail today

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Getting my car fixed and chuck skids with my new supercharger

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what oth payment do you get?

suck shit cunt lmao

nothing lol, it's pretty annoying

Anyone get the bush fire cenno?
So what payment is it?
This I wunna know

are you rorting?

getting comfy anticipating my NEETbux.
free money is best money

Hey the Clubsport and Calais are fantastic cars. We should support aussie made products.

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Fucken ell
Based cross p/o/ster

larp

Sydney obviously. Has the highest cases thus far with clusters taking place in suburbs with chinks.

lel the sticky on Yas Forums

What we know about this coronavirus:
1. Genetically engineered based on CoVZC45
2. Short-term fatality rate outside China is around 4%, 40 times higher than a normal flu
3. More effective on people age 60 years old and above, less effective on young and children
4. Virus is able to pass from mother to new born baby
5. Virus is able to breach Brain Blood Barrier
6. R0 is about 7
7. Virus can be active on surface for about 10 days.

What we're not sure:
1. Possible re-infection. So far this hasn't been determined due to inaccurate of test kits (thus the definition of recovery)
2. Fatality rate in the situation of re-infection

look up embraer, brazil is pretty poor but remember its also a pretty big country with lots of natural resources

what are you guys gonna do with your 750 neetbucks

maccas

night of meth and pokies. you?

buy gold/silver

>what are you guys gonna do with your 750 neetbucks
Skids
Nah I'll chuck it in savings cunt

ok cunt, don`t believe me. i don`t give a fuck

acid

This. Fuck the Libs.

STOP THE LIBS RECKLESS SPENDING

Don't cry shit for brains. Us neets will burn through the gibs in a couple of days. You wagies can continue earning

Grow shrooms.

Let us know if you die.

Chink infected KFC in Brisbane, niggers on suicide watch:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104297/KFC-forced-CLOSE-notice-coronavirus.html

I'm curious what percentage of the infected here have been Chinks?

watching US stocks tumble spectacularly atm, think ill spend on those