/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1942 - Thanking Tarik Edition

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Exponential growth has already been discredited. See

>The UK government has announced an initiative to combat the spread of fake news about coronavirus in Africa and South East Asia.

>The myths that it is aimed at debunking include that drinking bleach or rubbing mustard into your skin are cures.

why are people so fucking retarded? Humanity really is doomed

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based and saved

He's fine but still in a Jap hospital.

I heard he still has diabetes.

Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice
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Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice

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>ITS OVER IN ITALY SOON, THEY RECIEVE 10000 VENTILATORS FROM CHINA
ITS OVER IN ITALY SOON, THEY RECIEVE 10000 VENTILATORS FROM CHINA
>ITS OVER IN ITALY SOON, THEY RECIEVE 10000 VENTILATORS FROM CHINA
ITS OVER IN ITALY SOON, THEY RECIEVE 10000 VENTILATORS FROM CHINA

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> implying

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FLU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT

More people are dying from the flu

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Copenigger

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Check your math on Wuflu!

I'm going on a ski trip next week. Give me a single reason to change my mind.

>b-but muh virus
We're just going in a small little group. Rented our own bus and everything.

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>niggerball is canceled
hahahahaha

Who evading quarantine here?

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youtu.be/J1sGWSXFBOA

PA in Georgia here.

It's growing exponentially in Atlanta among the poor black communities and the hospitals will be overwhelmed by next Monday.

Get ready.

We were truly blessed by Xinnie

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> 2200 cases already

zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/coronavirus-deutschland-infektionen-faelle-verbreitung-epidemie-karte

Fuck, at this pace, we're going to hit Italy's 2500 later this day.

>Lets them go
>Tests positive two weeks later
>HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN?

Tfw the shills stop being Chinese and start being Five Eyes Glowniggers lmfao. what a ride

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WAKE ME UP

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>TRUCE

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doesn't look healthy
> inb4 the second wave wipes out most survivors

thanks for the new bake potatobro

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Did china contained this virus well with their harsh methods? are countries doing the "necessary evil" to combat this or are we past that point?

billions of people die..is this truly the end of humanity?

will someone explain to me what are viruses anyway? are they living organisms like animals and humans? what makes them different from bacteria? and why are they so darn evil? and is this wuhan corona a new nigga? did it evolve or what? thank you in advance

do you guys in Spain still saying is just a flu?

you know that 1 in 5 cases becoming severe is pretty bad right?

WE WILL HIT 1'000 TOMORROW YAY

OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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ETA for the delivery?

Digits and it mutates into a MERS COV while keeping the same infectivity

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It only affects chinks too and it definitely won't cause a pandemic. Furthermore it's already over anyway and everyone already forgot about it

>Schneider

Look at the state of that slag. Why would you trust anything coming out that absolute mongoloids mouth.

>every smoker and boomer will die
this is great, I hate both of those

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> When is Yas Forums going to come out
We're not gay faggots like you

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>Will the OP ever get updated? Find out next time in /cvg/.

when september ends

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>It's growing exponentially in Atlanta among the poor black communities
BASED

Diamond Princess is at 7/696 deaths with another 32 serious/critical and 364 active cases in total.
That's a 1% death rate for wealthy, middle-aged to senior people that are treated by the best clinics in Japan.

Can I use n95 few times or just once?

>LOOKI TS 0.6%!
>IF YOU COUNT THE INFECTED VERSUS THE DEAD ITS REALLY QUITE LOW AND MAKE SURE TO AGGRESSIVE TEST PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S WITH THE LOWEST DETH RATE!
>DO NOT PANIC BOOMER BUY STOCKS
>DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT THINK ABOUT OR QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF USING INFECTED AGAINST DEAD BECAUSE ITS RACIST

Influenza is already endemic, maplenigger.

FINNISH GOVERNMENT ADMITS DEFEAT

"Nothing can be done to stop an epidemic in Finland"

FINNISH GOVERNMENT ADMITS DEFEAT

TIMELINE:
>nothing is going to happen
>nothing is going to happen
>nothing is going to happen
>IT'S HAPPENING NOTHING CAN BE DONE

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>niggers and jungle monkeys
>humanity

>3x less deadly than SARS.
>34x more deadly than flu
>but look at the amount of red
>iT’s sO cLosE To FLEW...

>over 3000 cases in Spain
What's going on there?

hahahaahhaahahha

>follow the news from the start but disregarded corona virus because everyone is just overreacting
>just went shopping
>absolutely everyone was buying toilet paper
>ended up buying some myself and some supplies

Fuck You Yas Forums

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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rolling

KEK reminder that the 3.4% is based on Chinese figures.
But chinks are numbah wan in virus treatment, SARS was 2-3 times more lethal outside China

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OP HERE, I AM A FAGGOT AND DON'T KNOW THE FORMAT FOR THE NUMBERS MASON, POST A RECENT ONE IT IF YOU HAVE IT.

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mobile.twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237142891077697538

Northern Italy's medical system is falling apart. They're no longer capable of treating any diseases except COVID. They're overwhelmed. This is coming to your town soon. So don't get injured or something, because doctors will let you die.

"Nothingburger" my ass. Hundreds of thousands will die.

viruses are tiny little fuckers that cause chaos in a lot of case, and this one has like 1% chance of being natural if that.

Look at the scale of that graph, you cretin

i assume it's coming with the doctors that are fllying today from china to italy
im 550 in queue for archive.is, and i dont want to link a vice article desu

They're not technically living no
They're parasites who need living cells to reproduce

actually is 2968 cases

>another dead kraut

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Yes, most likely. When are we closing the borders?

True Finland going from not caring straight to depression.

AHHHHHHHHHHH.

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lol, if the Chinks pull this off it will be the end of American soft power.

There's a reason why we call it kung flu.

Ron Paul I'm 6

what is the real number of infected in america? I'm guessing it's at least 20k

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>inb4 they weren't properly disinfected

What's in it for Xi? Just trying to wash their face?

More thread than d-

o

Ching Chong Charlie

How can you have a above 100% death rate?

FINNBROS NOOOOOOOO

DONT GIVE UP YOU CAN STILL LOCKDOWN!!!!!

ITS NOT *COUGH COUGH*

ITS NOT TOO LATE PLEASE *COUGH*

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>France 275% death rate
Holy shit it actually kills you more then twice?

how the fuck are there so many recoveries in Iran? this has to be fake

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Digits and this faggot virus is gone by June and China is nuked

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

The original poster of the audio probably meant "ventilators" instead of "respirators."

TWO

I HAVE FFP2 MASK IS THIS GOOD

Isn't it beautiful?

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Once it got wet, it's near useless and will only accumulate more viruses inside of it, which you will eventually breathe in. I suppose you could put it into the oven an heat it up to 70°C for half an hour to sterilize it, provided the plastic and rubber parts don't disintegrate.

>will someone explain to me what are viruses anyway? are they living organisms like animals and humans?
Viruses generally aren't classified as living, though it depends on who you ask. They fail to meet some of the criterea (they can't reproduce on their own, can't excrete, don't grow on their own etc.).

They are basically little segments of DNA or RNA, usually in a capsule or something - that's it really

>what makes them different from bacteria?
They are a lot more ''simple'', again, can't reproduce on their own, need to insert themselves into host DNA to do anything.

>and why are they so darn evil?
They aren't anything, just little molecules floating around

>and is this wuhan corona a new nigga?
New but related to others (SARS from early 2000s)

>did it evolve or what?
Of course. Unless it was created in a lab somewhere.

nice

>Duterte's hometown put on lockdown.
>not metro manila
Kek

based and cured

Add this to the OP: several regions of Spain close schools, universities, etc...

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I know, it's not like we count RECOVERED vs. dead for influenza when saying "the flu kills more anyway".

That'd be gosh-darn silly.

Update your math, bro!
>dead/(dead+recovered)

>11 new cases in the UAE: 2 Italians, 2 Filipinos, 1 Montenegrin, Canadian, German, Pakistani, Emirati, Russian and British citizen
>1 Montenegrin
How long will you be hiding it Montenegro?

kikes are in the 100 club

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OUR ECONOMY IS UNIRONICALLY CRASHING SEND HELP

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It kills the unborn and sterilizes the young.

That's a log scale, you retard. A log scale being linear means exponential growth.

How Russia fucked? It's feels like nothing happening here, we don't even talk about corona-chan.

>SARS only killed like 700
>MERS 1000 dead

>Corona Chan has killed 4,729 and rising by more every day

you ever play plague inc, you cant be too deadly or you dont spread enough, corona is just at the right ratio for transmitabilty and lethality where it wont burn itself out but its still gonna kill a boat load of people

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It's a Jewish Harvest!

Imagine thinking the entire globe nuked their own economies just to hurt Trump.....

Not enough Corona-Chan in this thread

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hold big parades on women's day, people still going to concerts and partys. Üeople tend to be ultrasocial there so it spreads

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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R8 our corona strategy

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Guys, relax. It's just a common Japanese cold. :^)

its in chinas interest to not let the nations die that buy their exports and sell their imports to the growing chinese middle class.
china number one might not be a meme in the future if the US keeps fucking up

>and this one has like 1% chance of being natural
that's interesting , got any reading material on that? or at least reasons why this might be the case?

The SARS-Cov-2 virus has already killed more people than the original SARS virus. It's a lot deadlier.

Does burger market open in 15 mins?

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take ur meds schizo

Its really only a 200% kill rate. It took them a while to figure out after the first death you need to get clean brain shot to put them down the second time. The extra 75% is just non-clean headshots such at it hitting the neck or top of the skull rather than center.

the world will never know

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Last night I felt feverish but couldn’t find a thermometer to confirm. Went to bed early. Just woke up and had a productive cough.
Fuckkkkk I’m too young to die

>fUG:DD

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>mfw the only green is VIX

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15 to 30 minutes until the Dutch parliament decides on new drastic measures, such as ""advising"" to increase the frequency of hand washing, or to distribute more flyers on how to properly wash your hands.

imagine having your country be called "Mount Nigger"
>"Hey guys, I live in Mount Nigger"

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Quit your job.
>Unless they let you work from home with no human interacting during this 30 day quarantine.

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Fucking stupid.

Oh god I can't breath. AHHHHHHAHAHA.

streamable.com/k51gu

I clipped the news segment, person shes talking to is Scott Gottlier former FDA Commissioner

this can't be real

Any banks or other companies on the verge of collapse?
I'm getting 2008 nostalgia

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same as ours, lets see who wins the race to the bottom first

Oi! You got a loiscence for that Coronavirus?

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unironically the correct strat is to copy china

That's not how it works... this virus is not more deadlier than Sars, only more infectious. It had to infect more people to surpass the death rate of Sars.

>suicidal society
>slowly killing itself with multiculturalism
>process is going too slowly
>Boris: "Lads, I've got a brilliant idea!"

>first dead in poland

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200iq move to get immunity against diseases and become superior country

We're fucked

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Honestly it seems bad on the surface but he's really just accelerating whats going to happen anyway......

Should I go to my exams today
If it makes a difference, I have masks so I can wear those when I go, and then immediately wash my clothes/take a shower when I get home right?
Also I haven't studied at all

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>if you spread the virus, it loses

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Part and parcel

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Wash your hands and ACCEPT HER GIFT, BIGOT!

rolling

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All coronavirus panic does is lead to racism

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Stop shilling this nonsense
People are worse off because of you

Hello anons, forgive me but were there any important or noticeable developments within the past hour?

Thanks user

based

well to be honest, its only going to stop when herd immunity is achieved. usually that is when about 70% of the people catch it. that plan to just let everyone get it will seriously fucking kill a lot of fucking people in the beginning though. UK going to be another Iran.

more have died than have recovered.
the current infected are schrodinger's coffins
they will either die or recover but we do not know which

Based

>we don't have tests where the fuck are the tests
>here's your tests :^) (they don't work btw)
honk honk

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It's almost like hiring and electing incompetent people is a bad idea huh?

Based and sorospilled

This virus is a man-made bioweapon.

The chinese in their incompetence let it loose, which now in time has developed into a global pandemic.

No matter how much of an accidents the release was, it was/is an act of war. Infecting people with a bioweapon you develop is ALWAYS a war crime.

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Slovakia shutting the fuck down

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user that guy is just dead on the inside.

>"Nothing can be done to stop an epidemic in Finland"
If this is true, our government sucks.

In all the recommendations of plague movies, why does no one recommend The Stand?
I thought I was pretty decent and comfy if you have a spare day to watch all four parts. I did last week.

~30

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Nice. Spread it then.

Where dis you get the nice table fren?

This can’t be real.

this can’t be real

Everyone makes fun of them and calls them liars but they seem pretty good. Some pettier country would have gotten upset and not helped at all.

Our government also decided to delay to today a decision about taking additional measures because such measures need to be approved by all parties.

Our governments are a fucking joke and have no idea what to do.

Old people are the most at risk.

Good thing the local politicians aren't quite as stupid and passive as the government muppets. They get some things done, even if they are being held back by the ministers' inactivity.

nanomachines from the last civilization of mankind that lost their programming, in fact, this series of events will likely make the world burn again

The Spanish flu also had a similar CFR and it was the most devastating recent pandemic.

They are blatantly lying. Epidemiological research shows it delays the peak ~a month. Shutting schools early is most effective at limiting spread. UK government has done neither and hasn't even instituted medical checks at airports (only flight crew from Italy and China flights "monitor" their passengers and ask them if they feel ok--that is it).

holy shit, I thought that such countries were doomed but I never realised just how truly doomed.

WE'RE FINISHED BRITFRIENDS

This nigga needs to watch Cells at Work

I hope academics are the first to go.

hahaha is that title real?
even the jaws mayor admitted when he was wrong, it's what makes him a decent character
>literally less depth than a movie character
lmao

That’s an aesthetic plague jacket desu

Panic in the streets when?

nice

Show flag, coward

The Kek.

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Pretty shit bio weapon if it had to infect over 100k people to only get 4k deaths. That's rookie numbers.

DAVAO LOCKDOWN

Would there be a difference?

Don't worry THEY will still have the best medical care your money can get.