Got to go to a disciplinary meeting with a manager and a colleague tonight, the colleague has kids that go to a secondary school with multiple confirmed cases, I've emailed my manager about my concerns but they haven't replied
I've given up on my ill-defined, unworked for dreams lads and decided to apply for a job at the civil service so I can get a flat, a wife and some kids. Is this better or worse than just deciding to be an English teacher abroad?
How the British government sees you after calling someone a nigger on Halo: Reach before they sentence you to 7 years imprisonment for inciting racial violence against minorities.
>Republic of Ireland is shutting down schools and colleges >Places of business likely to follow >Tfw I'll probably get infected because I'm in Ulster, in the UK
just fuck it all
Jacob Nelson
>stop saying bad things about this colleague, even though his family is potentially now a virtual walking leper colony. Just cough throughout the entire shitshow mate. Then say sorry each time and grin in as sickly a manner as you can manage. You may get a fortnight off work!
Ian Harris
>Doctors in Wuhan warned the disease may affect the production of sperm >However no study has proved the new coronavirus will affect men's fertility
probs just chinks using WuFlu as an excuse to cover up for some other bullshit
Carson Baker
I think we are going to stage 2 today. Stage 3 sounds like the Robocop movie, when the cops went on strike.
If they don't, just say you are perfectly fine so long as they supply you with appropriate PPE for the duration (hazmat suit, mask, gloves, etc). I think they'll get the picture at that point. If they argue, mention the posibility of health and safety not liking them putting you in a hazardous working situation. Every boss is shit scared of H&S because they can shut them down in a heartbeat and don't usually take any shit from irate managers.
Joseph Ward
kek, one step closer to the ethno state
Ryder Clark
>jUsT LeT oLd PeOpLe DiE fOr tHe eCoNoMy Ok but it causes further respiratory problems in the under 30s that will affect them for the rest of the lives. How will that be economically productive? Should we kill them as well and import more pakis to increase the economy?
>Should we kill them as well and import more pakis to increase the economy? There's millions chomping at the bit to be imported.
Ryder Miller
you understand that being an annoying faggot and spamming the same shit just makes people switch off, yes?
i'm concerned about that actually. what if the liver damage some (healthy) people sustain culminates in cancer 15 years down the line, or something? the long-term effects of the disease are just a big question mark right now
There are 2 scenarios. Both cannot be achieved. The government has to pick one. 1. Fuck the economy, save the elderly. This will result in a fucked up economy, a poorer country and many saved lives. 2. Fuck the elderly, save the economy. This will result in a fucked up economy and many dead people. Because maybe people haven't realised this yet, but the people currently running the world are right in the firing line of this thing. If they let this kill off all the boomers, it will collapse many companies by shredding their senior management, result in massive amounts of inheritence changing hands pretty much all at once (mass chaos and confusion), create huge political change as regimes fall and countless politicians die, collapse every stock and bond market on the planet, and leave billions of families in social destitution because mom actually relied on gramps n gran to chip in and look after the kids or she can't get to work. On the continent, they are screwed by the shengen zone. They can only pick option 2, because re-infection is always going to be on the cards. But we're an island. We can (and should) slam the country shut for the duration. No-one in or out except under tightly controlled conditions. Just like Trump has just done. If Boris isn't weak or stupid, he will pick option 1.
>Should we kill them as well and import more pakis to increase the economy? Y E S Anything else is anti-semitic
Jackson Fisher
Sell the Gainsborough!
Sebastian Parker
it causes irreparable damage to your lungs, kidneys, liver, central nervous system, reproductive organs and brain. this happens even with a "mild" or (((asymptomatic))) infection.
Jonathan Parker
Whenever I go on there it's just people begging for free crypto so probably not reacting at all.
Jacob Young
If Yas Forums hadn't been conditioned by so many crashes we would legit be seeing mass suicide.
Leo Walker
alright lads, corona update in ~40 minutes. what's everyone's guess for today's update?
Nothing much really. No lockdown, no banning of gatherings. They'll tell us to wash our hands for 20 seconds instead of 30 now, and remind us that masks are still for fags.
Cameron Green
What do you think?
Brandon Hill
That line really looks like the start of an exponential curve.
Should I cancel my trip to Dublin tomorrow? I’m going to see my best friend, planned the trip months ago. Coming back home Sunday.
Would we even be able to enjoy going out drinking and all that?
Elijah Parker
Rishi Sunak has joined forces with the Bank of England to deliver a package of monetary and fiscal measures, including tax and interest rate cuts, to cushion the UK economy as the coronavirus outbreak takes it toll.
Tyler Gonzalez
BoJo sez 'spit in each others mouths to create supermen'
