Only two hours till markets open

Only two hours till markets open.

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and three hours until they close

LOL

its all so tiresome

I think you mean 15 minutes
LOL!

oh boy, oh boy!
what do you mean?

limit down already bros

1 hr till NYSE innit?

none of this matters unless you planned on retiring this year

most people here wont retire for another 30 to 40 years

what a formless stump of a hand you have.
Your knuckles are cankles

I've never had a job in my life.

Thats nothing special on Yas Forums

Nigga how yo fingers got a beer gut

The market will fall at least 10% on open

boxing glove hand

lose weight fatass

Someone post the ham planet with the sub.

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>tater fist
>markets
>food markets
ease up on the famine nuggets potato nigger

Can someone explain why the market crash friday to monday and then 1 day later everything is back to normal?

You

He says ham fistedly

Not really, they said the Saudis and Russians were fighting over oil prices,but who the fuck knows? And today it'll slump over travel restrictions.

Not long now

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Today is going to be the worst market day ever in the past 100 years. Enjoy your last day(s) of normality, friends.

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you have no taste poorfag

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This. It's all gonna implode now

You fat fucks

Boy where are your knuckles

real life cartman

How do potatoes make you this fat? Lay off the kerrygold.

checked and worried

HOW IS THIS A THING!?!? WTF!!!!!

No it’s not.

where are your knuckles fat fuck

Listen, fat. You better start doing cocaine.

That pic always gets someone.

-15% incoming boisss

It's time boys

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absolutely high quality troll, had me a hearty chuckle at the replies
you're all right, potatonigger

newfags. Go to your suicide

OH LAWD HE COMIN'

It's timex time

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why are so many poorfags seething itt?

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>35 mins til the circuit breakers pop again.

More like 7% again before some magic pause who will stop the bleeding.

Why do you all wear a fucking watch when you've got a fone?

Fat fenian fuck

Circuit breaker already in force in the futures
Here are todays breakers

S&P 500 Futures (SPH0)
260100 254650 238200 219000

20 minutes!

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'bout time

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>reading this thread
I"m dying. Dying of laughter

Never change Yas Forums

Learn to tell the time

Forgot pic

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It really only affects boomers who tied up their savings into (((stocks))) without knowing it's a Jew ponzi scheme. But fuck boomers

Fat retards

Yeah, I sell volatility during a pandemic scare. How could you tell?

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GAME OVER MAN

it’s over

Lmfao, this one got me.

*tap*
*tap*
*tap*
"ahem"
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when should we buy mr shotcaller?

trading just halted LOLOLOL

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

where?

markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones

Why is your hand a bun

Sauce?
Just in USA or are there more?

DOW Jones isn't an exchange ad it hasn't stopped

Yes

are you fat?
or were you born without fingers?

in the only country that matters

we are at war with China and this is their retaliation.