/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1941 - CHINESE PLAGUE

▹ Detected: 126,631 ▹ Dead: 4,638

>NEWS
NBA suspends its season indefinitely!
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WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe for 30 days, guaranteed
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus hides in neurons when it sees doctors, clevery escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
01:10: 114 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
00:33: First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
00:31: China’s National Health Commission reports 7 new cases and 1 new death across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. The death occurred in Shaanxi province.
00:31: 8 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
23:25: First case in French Polynesia. The patient is Maina Sage, a member of the French National Assembly.

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Slovenia to declare epidemic and close down all public institutions on Monday.

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Spain is fucking going down
Send help

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Morning lads anything new?

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FUCK ALL ZIONISTS, FREEMASONS AND SANDNIGGERS
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WE WILL DIEEE
EVERYONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN A MOOONTH FUUUUUUUUCK

>128058 infected
>4717 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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All this happening and no sign of Gary ;_;

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He's sick

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>5 new cases today
>44 total
>0 dead
Just look at Corona Chan spread. What a fucking menace. We are all so fucked.

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First death here confirmed, we're supposed to have presidential elections in 2 months but there's no way they're not cancelled.

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he was banned, nigger. lurk more.

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

Finnish prime minister sounds scared as fuck. Lmao this is gold. They know they fucked up

>pick a fight with china
>unleas ze bats
>AAAH NO MY STOCKS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>nothin personnel kid
shows those mutts right, now they won't dare standing up to the lords of the world anymore

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>the entirety of Europe soon to be quarantined for a month
>the end is near

ITS JUST A NOTHINGFLU

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THIS IS THE LAST THREAD FROM ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS NEED A NEW BAKER
> THIS IS THE LAST THREAD FROM ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS NEED A NEW BAKER
THIS IS THE LAST THREAD FROM ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS NEED A NEW BAKER
> THIS IS THE LAST THREAD FROM ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS NEED A NEW BAKER
THIS IS THE LAST THREAD FROM ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS NEED A NEW BAKER
> THIS IS THE LAST THREAD FROM ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS NEED A NEW BAKER

Denmark is eerily quiet today.

spidr.today/

>First it was the Russia hoax
>Then it was the Kavanaugh hoax
>Then it was the Ukraine hoax
>Now it is the Coronavirus hoax

Tell me, why is this any different to the all the other attempts by the Democrats and the Fake News to take down Trump?

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>um yes this virus is nothingburger
>uh now democrats want to make it a nothingburger, im gay

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Don't be mean, nonny. We may not have that much time together now. Let us just enjoy each other's company for a bit, okay?

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Sexpat here. Was planning to go back to the US on Wednesday but now that is fucked. I'm safer here anyway than in my bro's farm, r-right?

>virus won't cause a pandemic
have you even been following the news?

Where is argibro?

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Fuck this faggot little virus and fuck chinks
How do I make money from this crisis?

wew first death here as well i heard. Shit is going down now.

cyberpunk is now

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LITERALLY NOTHINGBURGER
ENTIRE WORLD ON SHUTDOWN BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ERASED NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Wasn't this guy towing the CDC line that border controls shouldn't be done just a few weeks ago?

Can someone post the chink riding a motorcycle in an inflated garbage bag

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nationalfile.com/reddit-coronavirus-is-making-cuckoldry-more-difficult/

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>billions
try trillions, in america alone

Switzerland +213
>Switzerland +213
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LETS SING THE KEK SONG HUE BRO

LET CORONACHAN RAVAGE THE FAILURE THAT WE HUMANS OF THIS TIMELINE ARE

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P E S T I L E N C E

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It's always interesting how many older guys you have working in military and law enforcement.

The looting about to begin boys, who ready

hoax?
what?
you retarded? you mean like the virus doesn't even exist or what?

China has stopped the virus
SK has stopped the virus
Japan has stopped the virus

This is a glorified nothingburger. Screencap this post, we're not going to get over 200-300K cases in Europe.

Mutts are fucked though LMAO

for our newfriends that just seem to be joining us

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shut up, chang

that is a lot of effort for a baitpost lol
>as if italy isnt struggling and calling for aid, as well as warning other nations they need to fucking act and change their behavior

>group of students returned to uni from Austri vacation
>some of them didn't follow self-quarantine protocol, hanging around at uni
>17 of them now confirmed sick with corona
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOOOOWN

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Can someone post the video of the chink wearing an inflated garbage bag riding a motorcycle

Lol he's such a retard

Barcelona's commie in chief, Ada Colau, is infected.
Hope she dies

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Germany 3 deaths
Usa 38 deaths

I think you are safe in here

Pharmacist told me to put 4 drops of tea-tree oil in 100ml of water to make hand sanitizer.
Bitch caught me on the hop and I bought it without realising the concept is as dumb as shit.

>2 whole weeks of work off just announced
It's about to get comfy bros

Go pick fiare vechi gypsy

nevermind that he's already positive from recent air travel

Digits confirms first celebrity death

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Argentina bakes only
>Argentina bakes only
Argentina bakes only
>Argentina bakes only
Argentina bakes only

that's the most faggotish oufit i've ever seen

sleeping since he is a neet with a shitty sleep schedule

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the uk seem to have it contained , the infected number has barely moved today.

Based. What university?

4 deaths

DOES ANYONE HAVE UPDATED FIGURES?

I WANT TO SEE WHAT COUNTRIES ARE GOING DOWN HARD.

IS IT TRUE THAT IT'S STARTED BACK UP IN SOUTH KOREA?

85 new cases for a total of less than 400. We
>exponential growth
nao

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OP
Add this pls IMPORTANT
Cure appears to exist
Just watch the vidya
Chloroquine phosphate malaria medication plus zink
Already protocol in South Korea
France investigating
m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M [Open]

>normies started panicking
>retarted bishops and religious journalist are whinning that virus is still nothingburger
>students enjoys parties
It will be glourious shitshow.

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Praying for a lot of dead politicans

thanks for baking so far user

Lmao cucks

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>China wrecks its economy
>Italy and Iran implode
>All as a scheme to get Biden elected
Found the actual schizo poster.

This. Can confirm. Coronavirus Crisis Actor in Seattle reporting in

>Digits confirms first celebrity death

>... will be Trump

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hi potatobros

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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Why do so many sources separate the China vs world figures? Because a combined total shows we've barely started to turn the curve towards inflection, never-mind peak.

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I need to be melted. Perfection right there.
Here, just public school measures taken if someone in the system is infected. Supposed to be shutting down all of it and moving to online schooling.

Tim Pool

Taio Cruz

kek, made me shake my head

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Prepare for GESARA.

Can someone post the video of the chink riding a motor cycle in an inflated garbage bag

Coronavirus harms the globohomo by shutting down borders, the rats would never do something that harms the globohomo.

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>supposed punishment for lgbtfags and abortion
>old people are dying from it
what did Jesus mean by this?

my doctor friend said we are actually heading towards italian scenario. the drastic measures were to slow this down because we have shortages everywhere

retard
just buy alcohol

Source for that user?

someone close to blimpf

Price gouge the miracle cure Vitamin C

worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

clocknigger, tell your military leaders to enact Operation Fuck This Gay Earth immediately.
Make for the bunkers under the mountains and let us all die.

Queen of England

No, I'm saying the media hype about it and the way they're attacking Trump over it, is a hoax.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did that, considering how badly Trump has wrecked both China and Iran.

because china is 2 months ahead of everybody

Lmao, hope you realize if the US gets fucked you're going to get assraped by the Turks without us dragging NATOs budget.

I'm afraid of living but I'm also afraid of dying.

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bye bye sleepy joe

drumpf

AHHHH

NO STOP IT
STOP

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Second will be Tom Hanks.
Rest will be niggerball players.

Oulu

On tv, polish health minister says Poland is planning to build 19 temporary hospitals

Why? They’re spraying micro traces of ricin right? I’m alone in a secluded cabin and still got sick from being outside. F.

When I come to threads like this I feel like people have been underestimating normal flu and how many people it kills yearly.

It's a thankless task, sorry I never thanked you or any other baker.

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>leaving for work
>hear roommate talking with a friend on voice chat
>"I think I have it. I've had a headache recently"
Well I'm fucked. Fuck this fucking retard
What should I do /cvg/?

All education in Lithuania on shutdown
All entertainment in Lithuania on shutdown
All public gatherings in Lithuania on shitdown

halsey for being a bernout

Is he finished?

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

I've just been watching our numbers on here

George Soros + Michael Chertoff

More people die of gunfire in Brazil than the corona

>on hes dying bed
>i-its just a f-f.....
>beeping stops

gonna confirm it if I find a source

shit in his bed as retaliation

It's a tacit admission that the Chinese numbers are complete bullshit and skew the overall data set.

Merkel

half a year ago I required a surgery, got infected with a VRE bacteria and dodged sepsis, I absolutely don't trust that the hospital staff won't spread it between the patients

thanks fren

Look at the bright side, universities realized they can operate online and you don't have to walk to dziekanat with everything now. I hope we could have e-voting now.

Can't wait

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Is it just me or is automatically breathing through a gas mask hard?

When the number of threads reach #2222, the entire world will be infected and no less than 60% of all people will be dead. Kek demands chaos.
Kek wills it. Praise him!

CONFIRMED
>- Bądźmy odpowiedzialni, pozostańmy w izolacji. Apelujemy o pozostawanie w domach, nie należy wychodzić bez potrzeby - mówi minister zdrowia. Łukasz Szumowski opisuje, jakie przekształcenia przejdą polskie szpitale. Powstanie 19 szpitali zakaźnych, które od poniedziałku mają być w gotowości.

>cremate your roomate
its the only way
thats how they did it in China

Left work at 1 yesterday. I work in an enclosed office with mostly fat people coughing all day. Got a doctors sick note for anxiety for the next 5 days or so but will probably extend it.

Also gave my like 50 diazepam tablets

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WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED
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>WE'RE FUCKED
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>WE'RE FUCKED

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Where is a link to country stats?

>going full nothing burger after trump puts EU on notice

lmao

Howard Stern

>just public school measures taken if someone in the system is infected. Supposed to be shutting down all of it and moving to online schooling.
How long do they want to take until they finally shut down gathering and schools nationwide. Economy above the People as usual.
>When I come to threads like this I feel like people have been underestimating normal flu and how many people it kills yearly.
Mostly thirdworld countries, here people are starting to die in masses in countries with the best healthcare.

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Imagine if 70% of the population caught the flu at the same time, also the flu lasts twice as long and you don't get any immunity when recovering.

though it's possible they'll just use existing buildings and won't build in the field

the bern

Did you feel that? Several trillion $$ in GDP just vanished into thin air

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Fuck this gay larp

I came back, so I could watch the end.
Trice dead.
Trice risen.
Praise to our lady of death, by whatever name you call her. Adriene. Lilith, Kali.

Actual doctor here that treats corona patients , vitamin c is shit because the problem with the infection is the imune response of the host , the better the imune system the worst the inflamation hits you thats's why children and people with imunodeficiency are the least affected.
>STOP TAKING VITAMIN C BECAUSE IT BOOSTS THE IMUNE SYSTEM AND IT WILL KILL YOU NOT THE VIRUS

Why was he out of breath yesterday?

youtube.com/watch?v=qyVX-pu-ZDk

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Biden

Please stop saying this. This is pointless. Šarec needs to be decapitated, his head hanged on an Austrian's erect dick. We all already know what's going to happen. We've been following this since it fucking started. We're 2-3 weeks behind Italy at this rate. Everything you see happening there, will also happen here. SO LEARN FROM IT.

THE TEMPEST WILL BE JUST THAT

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How do you feel when you're in real life and see countries shutting down and closing their borders?

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so many boomers in this thread, embrace your end folks

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The normies have woken up lads

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ok coofer

> pop the pill and back to work, wagie
the death of the West couldn't have come sooner

Putin

>od poniedzialku
no way they are building new ones

Virus will finnaly kill our medical system
Reforms are coming and they will be huge.

>If we shut the border it will go away
This president is delusional.

>universities realized they can operate online
I've had a hilarious experience with this in my time on uni, I signed for an e-learning class only to discover that as it was funded with the EU money, professor can't make alterations to the uploaded courses so he did normal lectures because he wanted to update the data.

>e-voting
No way in hell, with the amount of suspicious shit that's going down with the postal voting in the West I'm not keen on giving them an even easier way to fuck us over.

My town was one of the first to get infected here and I'm fine, it helps being a shut-in outside of work duties.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

so many newfriends

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Seattle is even worse. Wuhan is coming to the US

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>When I come to threads like this I feel like people have been underestimating normal flu and how many people it kills yearly.
don't be a retard
Yas Forums is very thorough when it counts
>The consistent estimates of the infection fatality risk at around 1 to 10 deaths per 100,000 infections identified in our review (Figure 3) may represent the seriousness of H1N1pdm09 in developed countries where data were available. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3809029/

macron

But you do get antibodies, they just don't stay in your body for long.

Thank you so far!

The Turks have no way of fighting the greek navy.

Welp

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Greta the Thundersperg

Now the lords of the world can go back to beating their tiny dicks to cartoons!

Mwah ha ha!

>gets doctors note to avoid fat coofers from the wage cage
>says (anxiety) caused by reading non-stop doomposting on /cvg/
>gets prescribed anti-anxiety meds to trade to an autist for anime in the After-Times

Based.

any proof?

Do people actually believe they shut down the entity of italy to make trump look bad? You're probably trolling but if anyones actually this retarded we're beyond fucked.

>mug Chinese doctoring numbers
they have not done anything of the sort, this is all neocon propaganda to justify the slow as shit reaction in the West

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The course of the human race has been irreversibly altered
This is bad

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>FINLAND CANCELS ALL PUBLIC GATHERINGS WITH OVER 500 PEOPLE UNTIL THE END OF MAY
>THE OUTBREAK CAN NO LONGER BE STOPPED IN FINLAND - MOVING TO MITIGATION AND SLOWING DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>reforms will be HUGE
>poland population 2021: 4.5 million
I see.

When do companies here start producing shit China is no longer exporting

The pope.

>Dead: 4,716
lol, still only 4,716.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,716? Four days? Five days?

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No wonder, all borders are open

I want to see power struggle in church after oldfags will coof.
We expected day of the rope but we never expected DAY OF THE COOF.

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He is pretty dead on

I never said that. Don't put words into my mouth ever again.

yes. this is all too much.

Joe Rogan

Is he forgiven? Has he redeemed himself?

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Lithuania: 3 sick with corona, all schools, sport clubs, kindergardens close down for 5 weeks.

Cuckmark: almost 600 sick, only now closing down schools... For 2 weeks.

Fuck denmark.

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HURRY UP AND SHUT THE UNIS BORIS YOU RETARD

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It makes absolutely no sense for this virus to infect Iran and Italy worse than Vietnam.
Even if an accidental leak I'm sure it would be used as a bioweapon instantly.

Tom hanks

Is that a website that tracks it?

The Pope

This meme has gotten progressively funnier the longer it has gone one

I was there!! Chatting on the building of china's hospital streams. Nice user

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keep em open. Fuck you student faggots. I hope you all die. What I want is my neetbux without needing to work.

he's trying his best not to coof on tv

>better the immune system
>the more it kills you
>elderly are dying

Try again, larper

Oh shit. It's happening

>00:35
Holy shit what the fuck

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based

Absolutely not, he acted a month late, and still there is work to be done if lives are to be saved.
Nothing like a little threat of death to make traffic move fluidly in mexico.

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Fuck this shit I don't want to sit around waiting to die from chink aids
How do we organize domestic mask/sanitizer/tp/non-perishables production

rerolling for pope

This.

NOOOO NOT PUFFY NIPS GRETA

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> dem battle rifles

Aesthetic as fuck.

Keanu Reeves

Hand sanitizer is useless anyways. The virus is airborne and you’ll get it just by breathing

Thankfully social distancing is part of your culture.

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you're most welcome. The rest can suck my dick

Honestly? This.

Anyone could have guessed that Italy would go into lockdown, a month in advance. I mean it's just obvious.

Has there ever been a gathering of 500 Finnish people?

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Isn't he always kinda like that? All the adderall hes been snoring doesn't make it better i guess.

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Just don't breathe lol

He didn't declare a national emergency. FEMA coffins wither unused.

what the fuck is a battle rifle

Thank you bro, stay safe and wash your hands.

BS, you can only rely on your immune system

Can't wait

A lot of tech companies on the west coast have switched to remote work. I went in to set things up for it today and on the way back my normally hour commute was 10 minutes.

supressed coofing

No, he nearly crashes the global economy in a day.

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pfff bro I wish we were panicking but the numbers in my canton go up really fucking slow looks like I will work forever

Ireland just announced a shutdown of all schools and colleges until the 29th.

We're all fucked.

So why don't we have any pics or vids of the containment zones being set up in America?

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This is a goddamn nightmare, goddamn zombie apocalypse and shit. Shit, shit, shit. The hell we are going to do?

refresher for france:

ledauphine.com/france-monde/2020/01/23/coronavirus-le-dernier-vol-parti-de-wuhan-sur-le-point-d-atterrir-en-france

Wuhan's last flight landed, Frenchman describes "panic"
Flight AF 0139 is one of the last to take off from Wuhan, just after the airport closed and the Chinese megalopolis of 11 million people was quarantined.

By LC et JC - 23 Jan 2020 at 5:25 pm

>the Airbus A330-200, with a capacity of 224 passengers, departed Thursday morning at 11:14 a.m. local (4:14 a.m. Paris time), an hour after the closure of the airport, whose accesses were closed from 10 a.m.


>one of the last to take off from Wuhan

>an hour after the closure of the airport,

DeLaY PhAsE eXpEcTeD

Cytokine storms have been a feature from the first clusters

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499 has been the biggest so far.

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There's no more price to pay......

>being this new

Proof?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8103651/Pressure-mounts-Boris-Johnson-ramp-Britains-coronavirus-action.html

Yep, I'm thinking it's over

kill yourself

For you

you're welcome; I am safe and have supplies for a long time
being somewhat antisocial helps

Yeah like you've been helping us lately
trump is fuckbuddies with erdogan, murican newspapers keep publishing articles about how we're literally gassing "refugees"

If war breaks out with Turkey you will just say "solve it yourselves" or shit like that

normal flu doesn't give you fucking pneumonia and death

I don't speak ching chong

Johnny Depp

Well BigGuy, I think the time has come to crack each other’s skulls open and feast on the goo inside.

NOO NONE NOT MY FAMERINOS

You better hope your invaders don't get the sniffles or ol Merkel will have you tossing your grannies out of hospitals to prioritize treatment of the filthy roaches.

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max kek
this has to be planned
even retards understand that with a million infected the medical care collapses

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Brad Pitt

super dosing vit. c against a fucking virus was already a retarded idea to begin with anyways

>government plan is to LET the disease spread slowly through UK so country gets 'herd immunity'
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS THE UK RETARDED

yes it does

but you are gassing them

there is a context, but you're denying a fact
you want to present the context and not deny facts imho

I'm getting tired of staying secluded inside my home reeeeeeeeeee

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FIRST DEATH IN POORLAND AAAAAAAAEUAAAAAHH

Deers and shit still carry disease. Plus allergy season is starting.

How is Spaghettiland now?

What is your role going to be in the post-apocalyptic wasteland? For me, I'm thinking I will sell my ass to the strongest warlord for protection

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

>not closing anything
>zero travel restrictions
>PM says we are just going to 'take the virus on the chin'

Is there a more chad nation than the UK?

Just go get infected, you dumb normalfag.

>Bitch caught me on the hop
I do so enjoy Irish expressions such as these.

Emma Watson

>'The advice we are getting is that there is not evidence that interventions like closing borders or travel bans are going to have a material effect on the spread of the infections,'
I don't get this. Are they saying Chinese community intervention has done nothing to stop the spread?

I'll find and join the local Corona-chan cult

Thanks

who said they'll get medical care?

People like this is why the guillotine was invented

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Anyone not sharing his nothingburger opinion is a liberal

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We are on the cusp of something truly momentous in the history of the human race. With the full transition there is no need to lose the free markets system. Truthfully, a true "Free Market" system has never been given the chance it deserves with all the market rigging of the past 100 years.

We will be free again. We will resurrect our Constitution and we will make the United States of America the Land of Liberty that our forefathers envisioned.

Let's pray that the change is peaceful.

May the Road you choose be the Right Road.

Source on this?

If everybody wore masks this wouldn't have happened

post ass I'll be a Warlord

Do they not know that immunity of this virus isn't a sure thing?

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>'herd immunity'

kek

how the fuck does a person on Yas Forums not know how to have fun alone?

AAAAAAAHHH SOMEONE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR HEL-

There is no other way.

Way ahead of you bro. (I eat animals raw, including brain)

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ALL OF THEM

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Spaghettiland
...
...
Kek

Maybe you're just not made for the high life

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homedeto supeingo-san. you've defeated France

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