/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1940 -

First COVID-19 victim in Poland

>A 57-year-old woman treated in a Poznan hospital is dead. This is the first coronavirus victim in Poland. The patient was in a serious condition - she was connected to a respirator, in a state of pharmacological coma.

Fucking Yas Forums won't let me post a link

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Fuck Romania.

Breaking News: New video from Dr. Boomer is out.

youtube.com/watch?v=TV3h0XfVm0o

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The biggest news #1 in Germany is about football clubs like real madrid did something about coronavirus please infect and kill me already i fucking hate this country so much

i think its safe to speculate most of western europe will lockdown this weekend

>ONLY SICK OLD PEOPLE DIE
not happening faggots

Toilet paper will be the currency of the new world that rises from the ashes of the old. Buy a bidet and hoard as much TP as you can.

We are fucking dead. Government is trying to delay their tiedostustilaisuus because they have no idea what to say or to do

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109 IN FINLAND
50 NEW CASES
IT IS OVER
WE ARE SO DEAD

109 IN FINLAND
50 NEW CASES
IT IS OVER
WE ARE SO DEAD

Based boomers finishing their job and finally destroying this civilization

ICU nurse here, shits getting out of control

It's time to re-visit this video, pay extra attention when he lowers his voice:
youtube.com/watch?v=ALQTdCYGISw

Reminder not to give in to the vitamin C peddling jews

unless you want to step up and bake, pucker up your anus

We are all basically dead

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Slovenia is going to declare national epidemic to activate certain civil service subsystems it couldn't before. We're also going to close down all public institutions on Monday.

Is Wuhan back to work, and if not, how long has their quarantine been so far?

vis flagg jøde

Are the hospitals overflowing yet?

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Prepare for GESARA.

WASH YOUR HANDS

>tfw he knows theres a high chance he's not gonna make it

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> HAHAHAHA, SILLY ANONS, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY STASH OF BITC-
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Actually how did the virus originate? do we know it?

>NY TO FL PASSENGER TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONA

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I want numbers!

My eyes hurt because of all this glow.
You can't overdose on vitamin c nigger.

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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tulpa.info/

do it for Corona-chan.

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40 days

tfw didnt prep and now have to convince gf to run like hell to the store

>posting spam is required for baking
interdasting

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Who here gonna just comfy up and wait for the end to claim your virgin soul?

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So, guys, how do you like being a NEET?

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>4K DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS OMG WE ARE DOOMED!
4K DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS OMG WE ARE DOOMED!
>4K DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS OMG WE ARE DOOMED!
4K DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS OMG WE ARE DOOMED!
>4K DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS OMG WE ARE DOOMED!
4K DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS OMG WE ARE DOOMED!

There are no live humans remaining in Wuhan

youtube.com/watch?v=MEUDs8pkbP8

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You all realize you're being conditioned to martial law right?

No shit. Cassandra has been screaming at the top of her lungs this would happen but you idiots would not listen

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Guess is Basket player tested positive. We're doomer with our retard govern being tested after Equality Minister give pozzie.

You can only post in this thread if your country is white and, therefore, immune to death by Coronavirus
> not so fast United States, France, Germany, Italy and assorted barely white shitholes

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>B.L.Y. designed the infectious clone and recovered chimeric viruses
>Boyd L Yount Jr; Department of Epidemiology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA
corona was literally made by americans

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> implying the chinese simply didn't allow hundreds of thousands to die and kept the real stats a secret

based

big if true

Its all ogre
We had a fun run while it lasted.
Hopefully our politicians get this and we can get a hard reset.

0 DETHS SO FAR THO

THIS VIRUS IS SHIT

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your low bitrate is triggering me

>go to local wholesale store to stock up
>armed guard at entrance
>no hand sanitizer or face masks left
>can only buy 2 toilet paper per person, but just 1 left anyway

is it happening

youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs

blissful times are gone lmao

>he's still pushing on, getting out solid information.

What a man.

Latvia +6 more cases and gov are planned to close fuck ton places.
Souce: jauns.lv/raksts/par-veselibu/375683-covid-19-apstiprinats-vel-sesiem-latvijas-iedzivotajiem

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>I don't understand exponential growth
>I don't understand overcrowded hospitals
Stocki

This is CCP shill pasta. Fuck you OP.
ALL FIELDS

Yes, don't forget to wash your hands

it's not required, nor is bitching like a pozzed faggot
step up OR shut up

hahahahaha our traitorous cuck government is infected like thousands of feminists and cucks hahahahaha get rekt

apparently it came from bats, first transmission to humans was in late November
and all this because of some random chink shit
based god has a unique sense of humor

source on that, seen it yesterday

worst
virus
ever

I work at Helsinki airport and have all the symptoms of Corona. However, since I haven’t been to an affected area myself and ”haven’t been in close contact with anyone infected”, they wouldn’t test me. I couldn’t get a doctor to look at me since they’re fully booked and I can’t stay home without a doctor’s note. Good times.

I don’t wanna waste time on the video, what’s your point

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THE NORF SHALL INHERIT THE ERF.

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>look ma i posted it again!

we gained 119 today just today

>municipal government just cancelled all public events and stopped all school and university classes in my town

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Take your meds.

It’s less about deaths and more about overwhelmed health services.
Also, this comes in waves with possible reinfection.
Basically shut the fuck up

What we know is
>It didn't come from bats (at least not directly)
>No recent recombination event
>It did not start at the wet market, first patients had no connections

>can only think in virgin linear and can’t comprehend chad exponential

dont forget to just call your house doctor say you have flu symptoms and get 7!days off our economy is crashing though so you might get fired depending what you do

Source?

Peak autism.
Did you do those all by yourself?

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Kek Fuck you Thomas

> mentioning Tiananmen Square makes one a CCP shill
negative IQ detected

>activate certain civil service subsystems
wut?

twitter.com/cusackandrew/status/1238023350338883589
twitter.com/cusackandrew/status/1238023350338883589
twitter.com/cusackandrew/status/1238023350338883589

Holy shit based

Same here. Also
> GIVE BACK OUR FLAG
The blue cross on white background is our best flag, not this freemason red green garbage

You need to lie to them, exaggerate your situation, tell them you have been in one of those corona shitholes or that you have been in physical contact with confirmed case.

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uh oh don't tell user.

that means they're not testing enough, and you're boned.

iknowrite? common cold killed more people since this shit started

dear brothers it's over for me , my dad's boss has symptoms I'm so fucked up and I had respiratory complications since I was born

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Don't worry lads the pupperino is safe.

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This virus isn't even real.

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naturally

thanks, doc

1) Someone did not wash their hands when handling bats in a wet market.
2) The Chinese CDC a few blocks away was working on a SARS vaccine and one of their research strains escaped.
3) 1 & 2 - Some chink at the Chinese CDC had a side hustle selling research animals to the wet market. He sold an infected bat instead of one in the control group.

feels good being exactly right
fuck you cunts who didn't take it seriously
Gary is dead

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Ireland closing schools.

irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-schools-colleges-and-childcare-facilities-to-shut-1.4200977?mode=amp

Where are you user?

I wonder if that's happening in Toronto but everyone has been warned they'll be fired if they leak it to the press

so you bitched out, good, I prefer submissive amerigoyim

> too stupid see what's right in front of him
> even the wife is pointing it out but deferring to her "man"
> leaves the kids behind
This is what passes as a western male these days aye? Disgrace

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Nurglesfinest... BE.... GOOOOOONE

All chink shills are CCP so they don't mind, and the only chink whistleblower on Yas Forums got btfo by a leaf posting it.

Not yet, but soon Enzo.

not to worry fren, my gf is a doctor

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Wash your hands.

my supermarket was also out of kitty-litter.
wondering if its a thing.

Only chinks

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boomers earned their derision. They voted for globalism and undermining the value of their children's labor (at all education/skill levels)

I moved outta toronto to muskoka last month lol

this is comfy, I was already a NEET but with weekly appointments, meetups and grocery shopping twice a week. Now I'm cancelling everything and getting a freezer for my bedroom to fill with meat, eggs and pierogi.

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Literally a nothingburger

Call me when a few millon die

Yup. The danger is that I’ll infect my collegues who will then infect passengers. They didn’t care when I voiced my concerns to them.

The top minds of my university are planning a Corona Virus Party during the spring break. Our county just got our first confirmed case.

Everything is going to be fire.

PASTA LA VISTA

Dont listen to retards. Keep posting bugspray

Also what kind of mask I should buy? I want a durable one

there were some confirmations of extremely low traffic
to bad we don't have a lot of chinese speaking anons who can go quickly through the kanji

They expect one of us in the wreckage.

not as long as I have songs unsung

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>overdose

Nice pasta shillbot, overdosing was never mentioned in my post. Get better scripts.

youtube.com/watch?v=fjjzVbTBF8o

thanks doc

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I fucking hope so, but unfortunately no.

Well prepare to be sorely disappointed!
The US will be hard hit.

Can governments please stop taking precautions? I want my apocalypse thank you very much.

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nature.com/articles/nm.3985#author-information

>B.L.Y. designed the infectious clone and recovered chimeric viruses
>Boyd L Yount Jr; Department of Epidemiology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA
corona was literally made by americans

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jelly do you fuck in uniform? mine works from home anyway

NOO, NOT MY PORNERINOOOS, NOT MY BLACKCOCKERINOOOOS

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Tell the RIVM

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Your median age of CFR is 65 and only now are the young people starting to physiologically cap out and requiring ICU care.
Your beds were filled by the weaker elderly who're still in them and now the younger patients are having to fight for them.

This is pretty horrendous to be honest. Your fatality rate is currently 6.6%, your CFR (known outcomes) is 44%.
I hope and pray for you all and beg the UK to acts now.

you know that is a film?

Embezzling chink at the WMD lab sold a coronavirus infected lab animal to the bushmeat food market.
All chinks are crooked thieves, so this should not surprise you.

Guys, this isn't funny anymore. Bitcoin is plummeting in value.

When will you realize it's JUST A FLU?!

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It's nice because I used to feel really guilty for not going outside at all, but now I feel really good about it.

>party
>in the middle of a pandemic
Praise Eris

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please let this be true God

What are the odds I die, realistically? Im yung and Yas Forums and im a real nigga in the streets, my niggas respec mine or they eatin da tec-9 real nigga sheeit

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>A primeira transmissão local no estado foi em um congresso médico no Rio. Um homem de 72 anos participou do simpósio e contraiu o vírus. Na sequência, contaminou a esposa.

g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2020/03/12/rj-confirma-o-primeiro-caso-de-transmissao-local-do-coronavirus.ghtml

Never wash your hands, that's exactly what THEY want you to do but that is also exactly how the virus is propagated.

Heads up to anyone on the Eastern Shore in Maryland. They still have toilet paper, Clorox wipes and spray at Acme in Easton. Not much left, will be gone by the end of the day