>"Give me all your toilet paper, right now!"
What do?
*KNOCK KKOCK*
>only if you let me clean your buthole with it, my mistress....
warning shot through the door after the first knock, biden style
>What do?
Coom
Spread buttibutt
I rest my balls on that spacious forehead!
*pull out shotgun*
>I'm afraid you're shit out of luck
*pull trigger*
then go back to my tp throne
>implying I even use my house
I have too many sheds, bitch would never find me before the dogs ate her
She has a fucking foregrip and isn't even using it.
I bat it out of her fucking hands and rape her.
repeatedly. Throw her out. Keep the gun.
I can just lick it clean for you mlady
IED took out her legs on the way to my house, i treat her legs then cut off her arms while shes also out
i now have a human fleshlight
>What do?
Shoot her. What else?
No need, I'll be your toilet paper
>That trigger discipline.
Now fuck off before I really hurt you.
>"y-y-you don't just poo, and then go in the showe...y-you know just to let it wash off...I have a pool you can use!...I've been using it the last couple of days...haha...imagine the smell." she'd probably shoot me there
I'm COOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
cry
Only bidets here lady.
I hide under my bed, clutching my last roll of Charmin.
"How about I just lick your asshole clean instead?"
Stare at tits.
That's a nice gun, miss. But mine is bigger. Wanna hold it?
her rifle is on safe and out of battery
>take it from her
>not even stopping to fuck her corpse
>Licking a girl's clean asshole
Based and redpilled
>Licking a girl's asshole clean
Degenerate and E. colipilled
It's probably infected.
>literal coprophilia
>"based and redpilled"
Sorry, I don't even use the potty
explain please
She isn't using the foregrip
>Shout from atop my wall
>HEH?! TOILET PAPIER?! UH NON, WE'VE ALREADY GOT SOME!
>Roastie confusion
>YES, ITS VERY NICE!
>GO AWAY OR I SHALL POUR A JAR OF MY JIZZ UPON YOU!
show her where my stockpile is
and as soon as she bends over to pick up the tp/supplies i'll kick her and pin her down
strip her naked
rape her a few times and then lock her in my jumbo sized dog cage where she will remain for the rest of her days
only coming out to service me sexually.
I'll be your toilet paper Goddess
Man these raider types are more delusional than the preppers or the nothing burgers. They think they are going to stroll up to the house, knock on the door and take whatever they want. Truth is these fallout raider wannabes wont make it out alive in the first place. As soon as yhe word gets out they will be KoS in most neighborhoods.
>stranger at the door
>knock, kno.....
>BOOM
Game over, now i gotta clean your brain matter off my porch and dump the body in the back with the rest of them. All from the safety of my home. Truth is i seen you coming on the security cameras way before you got close to the house. I almost wanted you to try it. Now your raider family is stuck waiting and waiting wondering if youll ever come home...
Take gun with half effort and drag her inside and raep.
based and sex slave pilled
have sex
flash benis
You're in no-guns country bitch.
>She was arrested long before reaching my door.
Alternatively the hard-point turrets near the door aren't for show.
I didn’t waste a cent on toilet paper, I use a bidet. Go away cum sponge roastie. You mutated testosterone induced freak
Hand over my Euros sorry I been Useing 5€ Notes there worth less then toilot paper now.
Cough in her pussy.
Actual retard.
>Second time within a century.
Are you OK Germany?
Europe ain’t even Europe with all the JOOS
The EU is third for Jews after Israel and the USA.
>I don't have any but I can lick you clean instead.
Rip gun out of her hand, forcibly breed her as she learns just how strong and dominant men are for the first time and has an earthquake tier orgasm.
Knock gun off her hands ( cos it clear that bitch used it only for selfies) and raep her russian way. After that I will sell her to my friend in exchange for some food or munitions.
That’s why we gotta destroy it all, brother
You can start with New York. We'll start with Israel. EU can start with their internal Jews since they are unlikely to get much done anyway.
use gloves(if no condoms) or condoms for protections ,nigger, have you ever fucked corpses at medicative therapeutic morgue before?
JEW DORK
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
BEYOND based. Me neither
You'd be walking towards her dumbass
Keked
actually, if you didnt get a clear permission from a partner it considered as a rape. So it is closer to "corpse-raping". Still same shit, but sounds awesome.
Not if he rotates in reverse at 90.
for starters i dont answer anyone knocking on my door uninvited because common courtesy dictates call before.