/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1939 - FUCK CHINA, TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

▹ Detected: 126,631 ▹ Dead: 4,638

>NEWS
NBA suspends its season indefinitely!
archive.is/1Chjj

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF

NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
archive.is/TKCUJ

Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe for 30 days, guaranteed
archive.is/TPBvZ

>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

Virus hides in neurons when it sees doctors, clevery escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
archive.is/s1wVX

WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

>LATEST CASES
01:10: 114 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
00:33: First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
00:31: China’s National Health Commission reports 7 new cases and 1 new death across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. The death occurred in Shaanxi province.
00:31: 8 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
23:25: First case in French Polynesia. The patient is Maina Sage, a member of the French National Assembly.

>MORE
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>Dead: 4,716
lol, still only 4,716.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,716? Four days? Five days?

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Reminder to all zoomers: you survive but will be crippled

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Anyone got that article about China putting shit into the water to combat the virus?

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joke's on them I can already only jump 1 cm

How will Russia continue to exist as a country if people cant squat?

Spain is dead.

I'm back to thinking this is a nothingburger.
The epidemic is ending in Wuhan, Wuhan only reports a couple new cases a day now and their total death toll is under 5,000?
Unironically the seasonal flu is more dangerous.

How long till she sinks lads?

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Ole ole ole ole
Ole ole ole ole
Feeling hot hot hot

>more than 3 months in
>still no report of zombies
can't wait for this boring meme to end

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>unable to squat
WHAT??

Someone died in Germany near my city lol
4 deaths now

A few months, this will happen slowly fren.

>ONLY SICK OLD PEOPLE DIE
>ITS HAPPENING!!
this fucking board I swear

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Can someone update the good luck coronachan pic pls

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Dow futures down over 5% lmao its going to be a bloodbath today

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When did you last encounter a chink able to squat with a vertical above 1cm?

Ha! Joke's on them, my knee is already busted.

How many bings n bongs until the NYSE opens?

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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Actual translation
>Comrads check out this prepper faggot he has a 1cm penis, he was hoping to repopulate society but woman would rather die.

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youtube.com/watch?v=v1mQT1u_45I
One week. Two at most. The ventilators only buy us days only.

Morning lads, can't wait to see burgers waking up to panic shop now that nigger ball and otm shank got corona'd.
Free fall markets while comfy and prepped!

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3 digits repeating and Romania is the only one that survives

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MINISTER PRESIDENT OF BRANDERBURG SAID HE DOESN'T WANT TO CLOSE SCHOOLS

If the detected cases are lower than the undetected, it's not that worrying?
I mean, even when mid symptons appear, there's a chance that without proper medical treatment it could go worse.
And wouldn't that make deaths underreported too?

>unable to squat
slavs on suicide watch

So, what are the chances that this will become a seasonal epidemic, like the common flu?

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Asking the important questions

We only have IC beds for half the passengers.

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FUCK ALL OF THE NOTHINGBURGERS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
ALSO LINK, SOURCE WHATEVER FOR THAT

true if big

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4th DEAD IN GERMANY
2 YEAR OLD IN ICU

WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He needs to be bonked on the head so he comes to his senses again, what is he even thinking

PHILIPPENIS IS NOT ON LOCKDOWN.

Much to my dismay but would love to so i have no reason to go to work.

'ronas for prepping, or prepping for rona?

>all of humanity is infected forever and can get symptoms and die at any time
>tfw all the cult stuff turns into a real religion

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Source
Big if true

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Footage from wuhan.

doh.
gov.
ph/doh-press-release/DOH-REPORTS-1-COVID-DEATH-AND-3-NEW-CASES
>1 additional covid death
>patient #35

>wife of patient #34


HOLY SHIT This is sad holy fuck. I can't believe they even mentioned which patient.

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neither. get sick and go on a shooting rampage

Rate my steak bros

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/ourgirl/ just killed crypto

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twitter.com/mjswhitebread/status/1237944831743156224

Smug plague ship boomer is back in the US. Reckon he thinks he's invincible now.

4th dead it's true but it's some 67 dude

okay, this is epic

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Is the cringe music really necessary

Soon

Reminder that based big government and community-minded spirit will see Taiwan and East Asia through this crisis, while Western institutions, decaying for decades now under the neoliberal hollowing out of the social safety and the concurrent atomization of society, will spell chaos and hurt for the rest. Ride the capitalist dick harder, faggots, TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

Prepare for GESARA.

>no pink inside
0/10, might as well be eating chichironas

Let's see if it's true faggots

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Pretty good. That's how I like it too.

>medium well
no

Goin down to South Park gonna have myself a time

Schools and Uni shut down for 14 Days in Lithuania , further announcements at 16:00

I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT

THIS IS WHAT I'M AIMING FOR, TO HAVE CORONA-CHAN STUCK OVER MY HEAD AS A TULPA SINCE HAVING NO INTERNET SUCKS BEFORE 2021

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He'll Coofing and shooting people at Walmart over Chef Boyardee in no time.

Iran +1075/75

Nice piece of meat. Too bad you overcooked it though.

>no crust
>no discernible seasoning
>no butter
>no pink
mcdonalds tier

this, the recovering situation in china now is making me lose faith, people are already starting back to work

Humanity is doomed.

This is a nothingburger

How many cases there?

Could be a small problem.

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I believe you may get your headlines Mr Goldstien

>2060
>Every new baby is born with Corona in their blood
>their is a ritual called "the reckoning", that takes place when you turn 30, since this is when the latent Corona activates in your bloodstream
>it's essentially your family gathering for a wake of sorts, where they tell you goodbye
>everyone alive on the planet is under 30

HIT IT!
youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk

she´s (ourgirl)
>bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

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Hot weather will kill the virus.

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god damn australians

Is this the new lottery format, where you get to decide who passes first?

Reports suggested the virus had arrived here thanks to a kraut in January, so it does match at least partially.

6/8 just because more medium than I’d like. Looks like the fatter tip is more rare, which is 8/8 but you have to manage the thinner end, not the thicker.

notbatsoup/10

3 so far but there are some guys coming back from Italy roaming around

Yes, that’s true. It’s guaranteed that there are a lot of unreported deaths since. For example in the US, viral pneumonia deaths have been skyrocketing for several months but aren’t being attributed to coronavirus since the country has refused to test those people. It’s why the absolute number of deaths is a shitty metric to track in this case.

Can you put your dick inb the hole heda of a dolphin?

Been dead on the money so far
Literally everything, perfect
Fuck

Well it's been true so far... so much, I don't think it's a larp. Compare it to protocols of the elders of Zion in the mystery aspect.

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+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
>+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
>+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
>+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
>+1429 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY TODAY
SOURCE: (((TG3)))

8/10

>First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.

I keep reading on here and /sci/ of people being scared and anxious, this shit is making me angry. I saw some idiot making plans for a BTS concert, god I wish our country just told them to fucking stay if they travel

Clusters probably everywhere now.
If cities dont barricade themselves and force people to stay indoors like China it will be Italy everywhere else.

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>already am like that
fat people are immune CONFIRMED

which doomsday cult should I join?

Well the thing is, this isn't seasonal. It'll just stay around all the time, untill we get vaccine

This is a burger

>streets are almost empty
>train stations/metro stations blaring warnings about corona virus
>the silence
>the fucking silence when you go outside
this went from a nothingburger to apocalypse in literally a fucking day

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It’s okay; still a bit overdone for my taste though.
My girlfriend drives me nuts- she likes them well-done like shoe leather.

date looks shopped as fuk

Bitch millell will kill the virus

twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1238060239225860098

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A dolphin no, but a whale yes.

thelocal.it/20200131/italy-suspends-all-china-flights-after-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-in-rome

He posted it the day Italy suspended all direct flights. That's where he got that.

who are those faces?

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>vaccine, for SARS/MERS/AIDS chimera
Wishful thinking.

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I'm scared guys, i don't want anything to happen to OUR boy.

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IT'S NOTHING LITERALLY NOTHING
WHO CARES ABOUT SOME STUPID BOOMERS DYING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my uni isn't closed
i dropped out

Why 2 months? what makes him think it'll only last two months?

What about this mask?

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So far yes.
There are other drops like this one (i have them) that give some details and i sure hope they’re larps or else the whole world is fucking gone.

>Not raw inside
Wtf if I don't get food poisoning from it then what's the point

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But many schools are closed alraedy

These are the great Fingolians.

what were you studying

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>He doesnt study in Bayern

Not gonna make it bro

women are subhuman, but I bet most of you simps would take a women into your home and give them your rations if society were to fall.

plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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i mean,if you're gonna fuck a dolphin you might as well do it right

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dont
make a Corona tulpa instead

there's something rotten in Denmark, amirite?

>local news outlet puts this up and suddenly deletes it

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It's cool, I think they're summarily executing any suspected infected.

Post them you Kangaroo

lol

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china should take over north korea right now

It hasn´t even started yet, dear bong.
youtu.be/0m1-yFgU6pc

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Can someone post it in HQ ffs?

Imagine wanting to flee to burgerstan so badly you pay a five-figure sum for a ride on the flying plague tube.

The goal is to survive and minimize body count, hopefully everyone else follows suit because it will spiral out of control otherwise.
Stay safe.

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Overcookedmayaswellbeaburgeryoustupidwastefulmountainjew/10

This doesn't bode well for the whole "summer will slow it down" theory....

You made the right choice.

wash your hands, bro

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He’s a kraut so most likely rapefugees importation studies

This is actually true. (((Neo-liberalism))) must die.

:/

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hawt
is that due making out with a dolphine lady? fucking chad

>SPAIN IN FULL CORONA
>GOV IGNORING IT FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK, TO HELD THE NATIONAL FEMINAZI PARADE ON SUNDAY
>JUST A FLU, BRO
>THEY EVEN USE CHANTS LIKE PATRIARCHY KILLS MORE THAN CORONAVIRUS
>FOUR DAYS LATER, EQUALITY MINISTER AND LITERAL QUEEN OF FEMINISM TESTS POSITIVE AFTER BEING THE LITERAL HEAD OF THE PARADE, AND KISSING AND WAVING EVERYBODY
>SPAIN SIDES STATUS: ON MARS
twitter.com/matthewbennett/status/1238043490883383296

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> FIRST DEATH IN POLAND
> 57yo WOMAN

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retard

Someone is going to coof it out

You'll have alot of time in quarantine to get better at cooking a steak, so don't despair.

>poland not affected

Hello, based department?

a test run huh

>7
what's that old 70's movie about this exact premise. At the age of 30 they kill you or something.

That transcript: WOW. Just wow. I barely can find any info about the infected. They don't seem like LARPers by how they're talking, and that's the scary thing.
My dad is over 60, he already has asthma, I don't live in Lombardy but we're fucked if he catches it. Like, 10 inch cock in your ass with no lube kind of fucked (no homo).
I also feel really bad for those restaurant, pubs and shop owners. They must be losing some copious amount of money, maybe some even have personnel that's infected.

Why? I don't want to die because my government is retarded.

Sweet superior dolphpuss

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Maskfags

What are the military grade masks that use long lasting filters? What prices am I looking at here, if they aren't already sky high at this point

>tfw corona financially ruined me

th-thanks

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so, is picrelated the man who sold the world, Yas Forums ?

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imagine hearing stories about the fucking black plague every few months and each time it just gets close and closer

ITS FUCKING OVERCOOKED YOU COMPLETE WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH.

>tfw Internet Historian was right and this is just the last logical conclusive step of the Olympic Flame curse
youtube.com/watch?v=YcuofODMCMU

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Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :) Today WHO Said that im welcome everywhere

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Best Korea will be the world's hegemon after the dust settles.

Based and cetacean pilled.

Is this the Washington state guy?

WA's actually doing a good job in taking this seriously right now.

Here faggot it's a larp

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

At least now they have something to burn the corpses with.

So now you'll get a pulse of returnees that have marinated in close proximity at the airport?

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Darwinism

QUICK! INVEST IN PINK WOJAKS!

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These numbers can't be true. When we had a report here about 200 dead people in Italy, after a day the numbers here hadn't even jumped near 200.

This is the keep Calm and OBEY! glownigger thread. Every number here is BS except for specific intel from the links. Don't trust this here... especially not in this like seemingly official and hard form.

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You already joined path of light user

>unable to squat

Yas Forums BTFO

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An user posted a warning about it a few hours ago.

Bullshit but checked

Why is Trump still letting Ireland and UK into the country?

I don't know but there also was a Stargate episode with that premise.

Guys what's the strat to win in plague inc
I keep infecting everyone but they cure me just in time everytime

>finland 104

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Our commie vice president just went into quarantine after his wife, the MINISTER OF EQUALITY just tested positive for COVID19

Potato exports and eternal anglo shit

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
VISUALIZE AND SHIEEET

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kek stonks disagree dow is kill today

Source?

the funniest thing is, a week prior, the second lead for the altright party tested positive, and libs laughed at him on twitter
imagine the current state of twitter, laughing at those retards now

not "that" high,corona virus after treatment need more than 14days to disappear the virus in their lung.

Slovakia +6

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Even if the olympics aren't canceled im beginning to doubt countries will send their athletes.

Thanks burger

Jews need to be able to move freely between London and Jew York.

Ok

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I was in my car for 15 minutes, that shit stayed for 2 hours in there.

this aint bacteria

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I'm picking up vitamins now. I take a lot of stuff regularly anyway. Give me something I might not be thinking of.

This shit cancelled my 1month vacation. I hope you are happy. And I hope this shit will actually be a big happening now.

ITS OVER
FINLAND OVER 100
ITS OVER
FINLAND OVER 100
ITS OVER
FINLAND OVER 100
ITS OVER
FINLAND OVER 100
ITS OVER
FINLAND OVER 100
ITS OVER
FINLAND OVER 100

YA VERAS COMO EL COMUNISTA ACABA EN LA RUBER ATENDIDO POR MEDICOS DE FUTBOLISTAS

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>Source?
every news source at this point

>The found that viable virus could be detected up to three hours later in the air, up to four hours on copper, up to 24 hours on cardboard and up to two to three days on plastic and stainless steel.
So packages are likely fine, but I'd avoid enclosed spaces with lots of people like public transport or cafes like hell right now.

but 10-20% maybe,30% is almost red pill.

>General #1939
>first death in Poland
What did Corona Chan mean by this

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>larp
but he's 100% right

have we started the fire`?

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I just coomed to Corona-chan for the first time and now I don't feel so good.
>am i kill soon?

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100% MORTALITY RATE IN GUYANA
THE WORLD IS ENDING

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> building a shitty partial copy of your self instead of meditating
confirmed not gonna escape the cycle of rebirths this time

Cause fuck yurop lol

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my god how new are you on cvg everyone here know that chinks are hiding info. nothingburger.today is a archive.

yea that's coom

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too soon

>few menage to survive
>they are considered Corona's chosen because they survive contact with the Goddess
>they guide young humanit towards our new goal. Spreading our Goddess to all life in the universe

Source?

>Slovenia to declare epidemic
Slovenia to declare epidemic
>Slovenia to declare epidemic
Slovenia to declare epidemic
>Slovenia to declare epidemic
Slovenia to declare epidemic
>Slovenia to declare epidemic
Slovenia to declare epidemic

Cooming to a sexy demon probably isn’t great for ones health user.

How's the Chinese government holding up hopefully you queers ban wet markets completely

Remove China numbers from this list

>Stinky linky
Congratulations, you played yourself

same for israel and sea regions hes a total retard

/e7tBerP

YLE

Chinas probably lying, but I agree is a nothing burger.

yle live stream

>First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
Well fuck. I thought my state was too poor to be interesting for Corona.

+261 CASES IN GREECE
>+261 CASES IN GREECE
+261 CASES IN GREECE
>+261 CASES IN GREECE
+261 CASES IN GREECE
>+261 CASES IN GREECE
+261 CASES IN GREECE
>+261 CASES IN GREECE

i'm planning on crashing onto Agartha after dying.

Or perhaps they're wondering why someone would coof on man, before putting him in quarantine

>we still haven't started quarantines
King county is going to burn.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

For the fringe who might think that a screencap can be faked

Influenza and Coronavirus are two completely different viruses. Someone the level he claims would know this. Obvious larp.

Make them wait two weeks :D

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

Rate my bunker.

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Que no te quepa duda, y sus hijos con niñera 24 horas (y sin contrato)

that one was confirmed larp

Typical Brazilian with a typically Brazilian bullshit attitude.
My point is that not even hard EU numbers are really counted in these death tolls here. Fuck off.

Post your /happening/ tune

youtube.com/watch?v=Pvt1NSBg-Ow

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It's time to re-visit this video from the very beginning:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKMdX1SPiFk

BELGIUM + 119
>BELGIUM +119
BELGIUM + 119
>BELGIUM +119
BELGIUM + 119
>BELGIUM +119
BELGIUM + 119
>BELGIUM +119
BELGIUM + 119
>BELGIUM +119

I think we win when it comes to having an incapable government.
They refuse to test people who aren't risk-patients (people >65 or with chronic disease), border to Italy still hasn't properly been closed (they closed only 9/80 border posts), schools still aren't closed, ...
They're literally not doing anything.

your coom energy was received by our goddess and she blessed you with a small coof

spread Her to your invading fuckers

Faggot post this one higher quality

Logan's Run

dont you guys use marts for that

You must be a giant asshole

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ojo que creo que iglesias se llevo al ni;o a la mani, eh, por la conciliacion ya sabes, no habia nadie para dejarle en casa
veras tu

You've got two lungs..

I bought an Israeli m15 mask with 3 extra filters for 110 bucks but that was back in January. If you can find one still milsurp is your best bet.

It was never a nothingburger you fag. It was always an apocalypse, it just wasn't in your backyard so you, in your typical western arrogance, thought that it was a nothingburger.

Oh shitttt

Fuck yourself kraut.