/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1938 - NO CORONA, IT'S CHINK PLAGUE

Stop sucking Xi's dick and die.

REMINDER THAT GERMANY WON'T DO ANYTHING AND OUR POLITICIANS SAY EVERYTHING'S FINE AND THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL

where the fuck do i get the equipment for that

how much longer until panic sets in in the US
so tired of my normie friends walking around acting like things are okay

Attached: 1468949730065.jpg (1280x720, 72.88K)

Why westerners never wear mask? you all gonna die cause you too bothered about looking cool

My normie friends in Moscow refuse to delay their trip to Prague or stop going to gym. One of them is fucking doctor. "Its just a flu lol user lol just wash your hands lol" Fucking hell.

Attached: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u11.jpg (750x1000, 72.5K)

Attached: 1583969724174.jpg (1440x1883, 570.22K)

Health care workers already infected in Finrando despite community spread being impossible

But didn't Merkel just say that 70% of you guys will get it? How can they say everything's fine?

>prudent quarantaine of china
lmao Xiu Wang, your chingchonging got a bit too apparent there

COMUNISTA MUERTO
ABONO PA MI HUERTO

Attached: 2020-03-12 11_31_30.png (1005x526, 592.64K)

>mfw been prepping since late december
>starting to realize that it probably doesn't matter in the end because I can't control my family and in real life I'll never leave them behind
>know that the shotgun I bought will probably be for myself instead of any "nigger" in my head-LARP
At least shitposting will be fun until we're all coofing blood.

Attached: 1584008944642.gif (499x428, 490.93K)

Because EU slaves follow the WHO directions about masks when even China and South Korea didn't care.

Why is it a chat instead of a channel, major?

you see much bulk disposable masks there?
idc what rating i want the cheap shit

also to anyone how much does it cost to buy a good respirator face mask combo?
something like pic related?

Excluding the zombie films, which from this list had the best reviews?

Attached: cvg films.jpg (2556x3239, 2.37M)

WUHAN FLU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH

Attached: pNblaliJOseyASn-800x450-noPad.jpg (634x356, 26.58K)

This. Nuke China.

Who cares if they do? It's just a flu lol

STOCK FUTURES JUST TRIPPED THE BREAKER, TRADING HAS BEEN SUSPENDED

Admittedly he has been better than most western leaders, but compared to what is sensible and prudent he's been shit. Hard to do much when we rely on Germany for so much medical and ppe, and they are such a fucking shitshow. they will be the death of us all

I'm going to an Infectious Disease Hospital in about 30 minutes. Wish me luck

Attached: 1583449135968m.jpg (1024x1023, 87.09K)

>he said you should just try not catching it
I mean he's not wrong

>live in Alabama
>tfw 0 confirmed cases so far
absolutely lmaoing at all you coofers right now

Attached: lmao.png (450x472, 188.54K)

>meme flag
Why do you fucks continue to do this when you know it makes it so your post is automatically written off?

Drop the memeflag chang, we know where you really are

city?

>that can still travel to America feel

Attached: 001.jpg (1226x720, 284.09K)

How does Taiwan do it? They have a linear growth rather than logarithmic.

Italy confirms almost 200 deaths in 24 hours

Almost 200 people died from the coronavirus in 24 hours, Italy's Civil Protection Agency confirmed Wednesday — the highest daily increase in absolute terms registered anywhere in the world since the respiratory illness emerged in China at the end of last year.

In response, the country's prime minister, Giuseppe Conte, told reporters the government would allocate 25 billion euros ($28.3 billion) to help mitigate the impact on the fragile economy. Only a week ago, he estimated it would need just 7.5 billion.

From Tuesday to Wednesday, 196 people died, bringing the total number of deaths to 897, the Civil Protection Agency said in a statement. Confirmed cases across the country rose to 12,462 from a previous 10,149.

After an initial lockdown in the north failed to prevent the spread, the government on Monday banned all nonessential travel and public gatherings throughout Italy until April 3, halted all sports events and extended a shutdown of schools.

>death rate five times flu
Jej, even in your nothingburger posts you can't help but show it's a happening.

Why? Are you wearing your protective gear?

Attached: 2020-03-12 11.34.04.png (1109x297, 36.05K)

The Spanish authorities said the same 2 weeks ago lmao

why would you want to travel right now?

Why haven't we had any user get sick and /blog about it?
Why haven't we seen any "recovered" /blog about it?

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
>The decision of the World Health Organization (WHO) to declare the virus a pandemic currently has no direct impact on Germany, said Vice President of the Robert Koch Institute, Lars Schaade, at a press conference. There is no "reason to be concerned, no reason to have more worries or fears," says Schaade.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT TO BE A POLEEEEEEEE

True. Brb, gonna hug some gooks in the street

Specialist on TV right now saying in 4 weeks we're gonna see the epidemic really starting here in Rio. And then winter starts and we're gonna have to push through a 5 month epidemic til they can contain it.

NICE

how can your lungs fill up but you don't feel it? don't people take deep breath from time to time?

In ZG? i postponed my visit near one 2 days ago, had to get paper to school but since schools closed i dont have to.

ultrarational approach, something completely impossible in Poland

Hello,
Please enjoy my chart.
It shows reported infection progression of all countries who were in the 100+ cases club as of 9 March ( I am a few days behind).
All cases show day 2 case value once they are over 100 cases, as some might be 158 for example.
Thank you for looking at my chart.

Attached: corona virus 100 plus club 9.3.20.jpg (1398x1372, 186.31K)

1 thread away from a world war

Because our authorities tell sheep people they are "not effective" to hide the fact they don't have enough of them. It's a joke. They even say ffp3s are "more effective" but can be "uncomfortable" (so no need to bother wearing them, right?)
The difference in rate of spread between european and east asian countries is likely because they wear masks and we shame people for wearing them.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P62WJOBGq_M

>Mother going through chemo for the next few months
This is not good timing

Attached: [Agitated].gif (320x240, 2.28M)

COOF COOF

Start with Contagion.

We have

Poland handles it better than Germany, but yeah Taiwan might be better

imagine someone sneezing on you and demanding you apologize for the fact that the second sneeze hasn't come yet.

Attached: 6576_7456756.png (342x245, 99.75K)

Don't particularly want to but nice to have the FREEDOMS to.

Attached: 1582943633639.png (840x859, 529.98K)

Maximum comfort.

Attached: comfy yoba.jpg (600x579, 42.44K)

helo any fren ordered piza??

Attached: 1582631226847.png (500x545, 114.09K)

Lmao. 1 heart doctor tested positive in HUS and 27 other doctors exposed to corona. Finland is screwed.

???????????

You people are blind.
You have no idea how deep "CoronaVirus" goes.

Attached: 1530101620299.jpg (975x8125, 3.53M)

>Detected: 126,631 ▹ Dead: 4,638
Okay everyone panic....
4% and holding steady?

Easily. Everything is and will be fine for them. Cattle doesn't matter to them.

What happened in Denmark?

doctors dying means complete breakdown too

mostly same in america
half my normie friends believe me and are getting worried (but not actually doing anything to prepare) and the other half refuse to even consider that anything in the world is amiss

Some South Americans I know are still in denial about coronavirus being real lmao
Enjoy the coming winter friends

But those organizations are to save society not the individual, that is individual job. Westerners also think government is made to look after them personally?

>Heart surgeon*
Finland is done for.

Attached: 025403535.jpg (600x600, 32.74K)

based, it seems to show an inflection, some curves look kind of parabollic

I mean if you're not a boomer flights are really cheap now

Need a vaccine ageinst rabies.

If the anarchy is going to start, we should have symbols to recognize ourselves to not kill each other
What's our symbol?

Attached: 4008A416-0825-42A5-8F93-8D0723C1B558.jpg (1242x2208, 307.76K)

Warsaw

O children of noble family, now what is called death has arrived. You are not alone in leaving this world, it happens to everyone, so do not feel desire and yearning for this life. Even if you feel desire and yearning you cannot stay…
Now the time has come for you to seek a path. As soon as your breath stops, what is called the basic luminosity of the first bardo, which your guru has already shown your, will appear to you. This is the dharmata, open and empty like space, luminous void, pure naked mind without centre or circumference. Recognize then, and rest in that state, an I too will show you at the same time.

China tested millions of people, vast majority of them negative. Your cunt will probably get to that point in a couple of years.

>delay their trip to Prague
IVAN GO HOME

SPY down almost 10%, double S&P500

nope, I know a few doctors and all the shortages are true. moreover, I got confirmation from multiple pharmacies that poland produces literally nothing. they have to go all out from the start because they won't be able to handle ANYTHING

Attached: 1583927388810.jpg (550x475, 40.53K)

ITS OVER MONEY WILL BE WORTHLESS NEXT WEEK HOPE YOU DONT WORK COMMERCIALLY

Attached: 1580355389028.jpg (950x688, 87.5K)

What the fuck, man, they got as many sick people as we do, and they've been at it for two months
>going against the little anount of common sense that WHO is finally showing
WEEW

same
Im prepared since december

But my family are illinformed boomers

it's been a pleasure

Not testing and lying about your numbers is an approach that's possible everywhere. You just have to believe in yourself

try tongue but hole

dickbutt

>Westerners also think government is made to look after them personally?
yes, this is why we have so many lunatics in the West

or not cuz that movie is garbage and extremely boring and full of plot holes
its about as fun as watching a mockumentary/one of those
>it could happen
shows on the discovery channel
its somewhat fun but for a movie its pretty boring

benis n bagina :DDDD

>dead: 4638
SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODIES BITCH

Attached: 123929.jpg (1300x1300, 213.31K)

You would most definitely be shamed here for NOT wearing a mask.

Did they get exposed in Finland or in Italy? The criteria to get Corona virus is to be exposed in Italy or China

80€, also you forgot the pic

ReGenesis is an amazing show, it's kind of like House and 24 together.

I have a treatment ageinst rabies. Got my first shot last week. Another one today. They told me it can't be changed

i don't care anymore, my wife works in vienna and she doesn't get home office so i'll urge her to start wearing ffp2 in the bim now. it's the freaking 6er line as well. horrible. I am here sitting at home, doing home office indefinitely for now but what is that supposed to do if she keeps travelling 2,5hrs every day in öffis....

Lol. Global pandemic.
How long has it been stuck at global pandemic?
Four days? Five?

>got mother to cancel her holidays and prep
Feeling pretty good, lads.

Attached: 1582881132510.png (604x558, 638.81K)

> Westerners also think government is made to look after them personally?

China isn't that different. The only difference is that China forced people to wear masks while the west completely ignores them.

Even if we assume you meant flu instead of cold, fucking lol.

>comparing 0.1% mortality virus endemic to the human species with a 5-8% mortality virus that just started spreading for the first time
>just retard things

Nice job skeleton

id rather shoot you autist on sight cuz you are unpredictable and deranged god knows what you are going to do

I'm gonna enjoy all your preps

Attached: Law Of The Jungle Faggots.png (1024x500, 147.59K)

>you forgot the pic
dammit
thanks
i want one of these

Attached: wwmol01-9000-7600-moldex9000-02-3600x3600__08340.1553289262.jpg (1280x1280, 99.19K)

Does NBA really stand for Nigger Ball

Shout 'despite only being 13% of the population'
If they can finish it they're cool.

Yet nothing is done in western countries.

Attached: Screenshot_20200312-114113_Facebook.jpg (1080x722, 200.39K)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

Italy is at 6.6% mortality and increasing

Gay

Attached: Anne Frank.jpg (701x1979, 386.97K)

No
Boomers
Alive

but nobody in China think government is looking after them, everybody know government main job is keep society good not individuals, that is job for that person.

yet germs brought it to europe, fucking criminals I'd like to see their real numbers

>Grey goo is tier 4
That's pleb-tier sci-fi and/or a boring way for technology to go wrong, why is it in a list of spooky 'truth' shit

O children of noble family, that which is called death has now arrived, so you should adopt this attitude: "I have arrived at the time of death, so now, by means of this death, I will adopt only the attitude of the enlightened state of mind, friendliness and compassion, and attain perfect enlightenment for the sake of all sentient beings, I will recognize the luminosity of death as dharmakaya, and attuning in that state the supreme realisation of the Great Symbol, I will act for the good of all beings. If I do not attain this, I will recognize the bardo state as it is, and attaining the indivisible Great Symbol form in the bardo, I will act for the good of all beings as limitless as space in whatever way will influence them". Without letting go of this attitude you should remember and practice whatever meditation teaching you have received in the past.

Attached: Dzogchen.png (220x220, 36.05K)

China reports are correct
If you don't believe them take your meds
They are still degenerates though
Ok

Attached: IMG_20161112_150323.jpg (428x301, 34.85K)

Imagine thinking I won't raid and kill you for resources because you posted on some weeb forum lmao
If you want to survive the collapse you better forge actual ties with real world friends

Heart surgeon caught corona from Austria and after coming back here he exposed it on the hospital staff.

needs more China. Ideally wuhan separate from other provinces.

use a condom tho dont go in dry it will rip

Galaxy brained take: there are no mild cases, the R0 is actually much lower, and everyone who gets it is hospitalized.

HIT IT!
youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk

she´s (ourgirl)
>bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

Attached: corona.gif (600x337, 2.18M)

simpius maximus

Attached: Screenshot_2020-03-12 Home Twitter(1).png (897x171, 38K)

Taiwan, HK, and Singapore learned a lot of hard lessons 17 years ago during SARS. Since then, they go to prepare, apply and practice with those lessons with Bird and Swine flu. Their government AND their people knew what to do and had the WILL to do it, causing immediate, upfront economic pain, but preventing far more severe down the line pain.

with the amount of schizos here you shouldn't take your chances

>real world friends
you hit where it hurts

TOM HANKS IS A SUPER SPREADER
I'M FUCKED

Attached: biz.jpg (920x752, 146.01K)

>meme flag
>post is absolute shit
Checks out

We don't need apologize, bro.
Just appreciate the collapse of western country's medical system, laugh at the slow response of their gov. They deserve it.

Yes kinobyl memes are back!

Attached: 1557422906311.png (1166x946, 978.33K)

I don't have any friends though

In a TV program they just asked a doctor why we have more daily deaths than China ever had while we have less infected and he answered
>simply because there's probably 10x or 20x more infected than reported numbers

Well yes, that is how modern serfdom/democracy works. People are told from their birth that government is a God and that God-Government will take care of everything. Only when things start going spectacularly wrong in their lives do they start asking questions and realizing that government was actually made out of people who serve their own self interest.

Not everything has to be an action flick, user. It's one of the more reality-grounded films on the list intentionally and that's the pleasure of it.

I don't believe fake Chinese numbers so I didn't even bother keeping track of them

>BR guy is a uni teacher in São Paulo
>february 27 his wife comes back from a trip to spain, she also went to italy
>they're married but are not together anymore, still didn't get a divorce tho
>she spends the night at his place and the following morning she goes home
>she develops symptoms
>test confirms its covid
>guy says he should get tested to, doctors mock him, tell him he's fine and can go back to work
>calls his doctor, he says he shouldn't worry and can go back to work
>he does that
>goes to class, gets contact with his students and fellow professors
>next day symptoms start
>gets tested
>confirmed covid

I don't know what's worse in this story. Your sort of ex-wife doing sex tourism in europe and infecting your or the sheer incompetence of the brazilian medical staff in general.

This nigga buying beans.

based

Where were you when Tom Hanks got AIDS again?

Will P3 filters do? I know shit about filters.

Attached: unknown.png (1361x856, 1.06M)

The CDC estimates that as many as 56,000 people die from the flu or flu-like illness each year.

We are at 4,638 dead without it show no signs of stoping.

Fuck off with with that “ma flu” bullshit

There is a difference between a government pointing a gun in the head of its citizens and coercing them into doing something and a government not even acknowledging an issue.
People are sheep and somebody has to lead them.

Attached: 1200px-Playing_card_club_4.svg.png (1200x1500, 44.66K)

As one would expect

unironically nuke China for this fucking bullshit

>10x or 20x more infected than reported numbers
in Italy??

twitter.com/EpsilonTheory/status/1238052377799938048

Attached: Like it or not (and I hate it) Donald Trump is President for the next TEN MONTHS [...].png (898x689, 69.6K)

O children of noble family, listen. Now the pure luminosity of the dharmata is shining before you; recognize it. At this moment your state of mind is by nature pure emptiness, it does not possess any nature whatever, neither substance nor quality such as colour, but it is pure emptiness; this is the dharmata, the female buddha Samantabhadri. But this state of mind is not just blank emptiness, it is unobstructed, sparkling, pure and vibrant; this mind is the male buddha Samantabhadra. These two, your mind whose nature is emptiness without any substance whatever, and your mind which is vibrant and luminous, are inseparable; this is the dharmakaya of the buddha. This mind of yours is inseparable luminosity and emptiness in the form of a great mass of light, it has no birth or death, therefore it is the buddha of Immortal Light. To recognize this is all that is necessary. When you recognize this pure nature of your mind as the buddha, looking into your own mind is resting in the buddha-mind.

Attached: avalokitesvara.jpg (310x438, 50.56K)

because the whole list is a stupid fucking shitpost

I got a 40mm compatible full mask for less than 40 ameribucks. that was months ago, good luck finding a price that decent now

This is good

How long until it reaches 200k you guys think?
1 million?

This just stopped being funny
DOW is set to fall 1000 points again. I don't want to be a student in a recession period

Attached: 12950u7oaihwsrf.jpg (1280x720, 65.42K)

>refuses to call out China's fake numbers

Is it true there's almost no new infections in China? Sounds like a good thing!

The number of “detected” doesn’t reflect the number infected, which could be considerably higher.

Probably the guy not even trying to isolate himself and just trusting the 'you don't need a test lol' from the docs

The world should demand the real numbers from China

Take your meds schizo.

Same problem in that i avoid these things but most people at work use u-bahn, so what good is it? Luckily the only person i interact with in close quarters is also wearing a surgical mask, so hopefully that will be enough. I expected things to be more closed down by now ffs.

Convince me this whole corona mess will be even remotely apocalyptic here in western europe and not something that stabilizes within a few weeks like it already did in Worst Korea and China and will be mostly forgotten less than six months from now, and that this is not just another "It's happening!!!!1!!" panic this board has every few weeks.

Unironically, Loss. Everyone here recognizes it, everyone here knows it.

>took the stairs to 7th floor
>didnt even lose breath
seems like I will live to see another day

yes

That man is delusional then. You cannot have corona if you have not been in China or Italy.

>hardened collective
Welcome to Yas Forums now get out.

Frens. I got sick. My symptoms are different from corona, however I'm worried.

My symptoms have progressed as follows:
runny nose -> cough -> ear pressure

How fucked am I?

Attached: ivcswh.png (640x596, 380.62K)

what makes you think Iranian or US numbers are any better?

Absolutely retarded.

if there is one thing i hate more than w*"men" is fucking pussy worshiping simps

Attached: 1487198453145.gif (400x300, 1.64M)

I think I'll convert
Should I pick Christianity or Buddhism or what?

That’s pretty unlikely. It’s not spreading fast enough.

user look.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Attached: 1583481996027.jpg (409x513, 48.76K)

checked
When this surpasses flu deaths watch the CDC retcon all their flu stuff to display higher numbers.

>Convince me
It's no one's job to do that. Either you prep or dont. Its up to you.

Damn, twice n a week

yes they're the best ones

Yes, P3 is good, try to find those that have a plastic cover, if possible
and don't forget the eye protection

>Iran
>western

you solomon kek

Reminder that the american president can't even read a teleprompter correctly.

Attached: ES5el6GXgAAJFXv.jpg (647x369, 49.75K)

i'll let you bomb Rotterdam again if you want

Attached: 1574015470324.png (1129x600, 377.74K)

Corona-chan doesn't do upper nasal. You probably just have a headcold. AB and bedrest

12 monkeys for sure

Thank you, guys. Cheers

it's probably nothing, people aren't gonna stop having normal diseases. My throat has been hurting for a month, now it's hurting a bit more.

You have it.