/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1937- FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

Honestly, I'm getting to the point where I sincerely hope millions of people die just to spite these dumb fucking boomers.
It'll be the biggest and best "I told you so".

The correct way to stop this
twitter.com/FarhangNamdar/status/1237851815254736896

>i showed a boomer excessive panic and now he's panicking excessively
bravo, user

>FIRST DEATH IN AUSTRIA
FIRST DEATH IN AUSTRIA
>FIRST DEATH IN AUSTRIA
FIRST DEATH IN AUSTRIA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Also
>police in Vienna halts all vacation time till end of April
>job centre halts all training seminars for the time
>all non essential surgeries are cancelled

Austria 1st death

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THEY ARE OPENING A NEW PARTY CLUB IN FUCKING SATURDAY
THERE'S A LIST OF PARTIES AND EVENTS FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK 24 HOURS A DAY
CINEMA IS FULL EVERY FUCKING EVENING
BARS HAVE EVEN MORE PEOPLE THAN USUAL
MARATHON IN MY CITY ISN'T CLOSED, THERE'LL BE LIKE FEW HUNDRED RUNNING FAGGOTS ACROSS THE CITY
GERMANY IS FUCKING DOOMED I WILL DIE I WILL FUCKING DIE WE WILL DIEEEEEEEEE

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I'm tired of seeing "confirmed cases."
So me ACTIVE CASES

attention belgian wagies just call your doctor and say you have flu symptoms you get 7 days they don’t check you

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Show me*

the bodies are up in smoke

>tfw stocks are falling faster than the twin towers
>tfw my families portfolio is largely untouched with an overall decrease of less than 1%

Sucks to suck. Have fun losing money faggots

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Sorry China is a lying communist shithole

China has cure and not releasing the Vaccines?

> IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
If Coronavirus is real how come the chinks aren't even treating it with medicine anymore? They're just sleeping it off
> webm related
Look at how calm and peaceful they sleep

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How many bodies is Europe going to have to burn per day? Is it even possible to keep up with the rate they're dying?

take care of your dad, don't let him go outside, do all the shopping you guys need yourself
I'm not even slightly worried about myself, but my parents are both old and mom's got plenty of health issues so I returned home to take care of things while they stay at home.

the real volk will hide in the countryside and rebuild.

For anyone interested, I have distant family on a military base in Italy and my 17 y o cousin was infected with corona.

After a week of self-quarantine, ibuprofen, and tylenol, he was cleared.

I dont know what to think exactly

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Does this virus permanently damage you lungs or not?

Pulmonary fibrosis is a condition in which the lungs become scarred over time, so if you get this again, it could take you out.

We all knew shit was going to hit the fan here but anyone else surprised by just how quickly and hard the shit hit the fan?

Reminder to grab all lolis, shotas and hebes for the happening.
Keep them in your coombunker and trade them in the post apocalypse cunny cartel for food, goods and more COOOMING

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>no prufs
YOUR RESPONSE IS WORTHLESS

2nd wave soon

First death case in austria.

My work buddies all scream MUH SOCCER GAMES

We're fucked

It took sports being kill and our parliament talking about 30-70% of the population being infected before my father got off his ass.

>Hmm
>If the water gets shut off, we'd die of thirst.
>If food deliveries stop coming in, we'd die of hunger
>If we run run out of toilet paper, we'd.... HONEY GET THE VAN!

Why do people think like this?
Is it that terrible to use old cloth/rags and wash them afterwards?

Corona-chan discussions are now classified.

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Crashing this economy...

Where the Fuck is safe. Even the goddamn Maldives have it. How long will Uruguay hold out for? Should I learn Portuguese and move to Maputo or Luanda?

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It's all your fault:
foreignaffairs.com/articles/united-states/2020-03-05/us-chinese-distrust-inviting-dangerous-coronavirus-conspiracy
(12 Monkeys situation is now in play)

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Im running out of pantry space to keep bottled water and dry goods. Would it be stupid to start piling some packages of bottled water and pasta etc my room? Or do you think that would increase my potential for getting sick?

REPLY TO MEE

Can you fucking Untermenschen stop fucking up Europe for ONE SECOND?!
You guys are the most docile and easily manipulated race on the planet
, I have yet to see a more disfigured and self hating nation than yours.
I welcome corona in your borders to wipe out this stain in the heart of Europe forever but try keeping it in your "nation".
Thanks

This was a gas leak, not Cov

>stupid people in this thread trying to claim the death rate is above 4%

Greenland.

I JUST KEPT COOFIN

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Why is your data curve different from all countries?Are you japs going to die at home for protecting the Olympics?

GAS THE CHINKS, RICE WAR NOW

we'll have to ask the germans to reveal their secrets

>FIRST DEATHS IN GREECE, ALGERIA, AUSTRIA
>FIRST DEATHS IN GREECE, ALGERIA, AUSTRIA
>FIRST DEATHS IN GREECE, ALGERIA, AUSTRIA

The cure to COVID-19 is Love

Dr. Masaru Emoto did a series of experiments to prove that consciousness has an effect on water, and that projecting positive or negative thoughts will have a profound impact on water. While water that has been exposed to positive thoughts would form balanced hexagonal crystals when frozen, those exposed to negative thoughts would create opposite results.

youtube.com/watch?v=7eNFlCA68nE

youtube.com/watch?v=tAvzsjcBtx8

A similar experiment, which anyone can replicate without lab equipment, has been done with boiled rice. In this experiment boiled rice is put into 3 jars and each is exposed to different vibratory thoughts and emotions. Showing that those jars exposed to negative vibrations will produce mould while those receiving positive vibrations will not, or much later.

youtube.com/watch?v=zvShgttIq7I

Wim Hof was injected with endotoxins and through meditation neglected the harmful effects caused by it, leaving doctors stunned.

youtube.com/watch?v=BqsvJedwUyg

YouTuber Mike Morales was reporting on the miraculous recovery of his wife, after she got into a heavy car accident. Doctors informed him that his wife had a rip in her aorta that would require surgery in order for his wife to survive. The next day, when they did another scan to prepare for surgery, they have found that the rip was perfectly healed, leaving the doctors stunned once more. Mike attributes this to the deep prayers sent by his subscribers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jhj4TJrIHcc

Cannabis is said to have healing properties when it comes to fighting cancer. Not because of a substance that fights the cancer but the mental state that allows the patient to combat the tumor with positive thought, thanks to the elevated psychic abilities and interoception due to the consumption of cannabis.

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Same for Czech rep. Got a week of sick leave (While still working if needed from home) and now Im just homeoffice cause they dont event want be back in the office.

The secret ingredient is to mention contact with somebody with travel history. At work and to the doctor.

However my "travelhistory friend" actually got corona and is in quarantine so didnt even have to lie.

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Yup seeing it on the ESPN ticker and Italy canceling serie a got me good. Now with the nba it will be mayhem

What gear should i buy guys?

IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
>IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
>IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
>IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
>IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE
>IRENE MONTERO (COMMUNIST PODEMOS "EQUALITY" MINISTER) HAS CORONAVIRUS. PABLO IGLESIAS ON QUARANTINE

HAPPENING SPANISH GOVERMENT HAS CORONA

WITH
NO
SURVIVORS

Germans used magic. Some kind of alien technology.

I was surprised to learn ~20% all cases are outside China now. Are you with military here? I got bad news.

Thanks Australia. At least my ex will perish.

>t. Jefferson county user

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> Washington D.C.
> in 2021
> because of AIPAC & CPAC

best timeline tbqh famalam

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>the real volk will hide in the countryside and rebuild
Make Transvaal Afrikaans Again

>sick people get hugs
Come on, you don't need to play on easy mode.

move in here with me, I live in a small village with less than 300 people in the mountains of central bosnia
We've got chickens, a cow, couple of goats, a plot of land we use to grow veggies
Also we're surrounded by forest and there are plenty of deer and hog to hunt

Is my dad under threat from the virus? He's 60 years old and a smoker for 40 years. We've never had to take him to a hospital but generally he coughs a lot even when he doesn't have the flu.

Curious how the world will react if China fully goes back to work and virus re-spreads and they have to close down everything again.

Shit hasnt even come close to hitting the senpai yet
Ive been having nightmares about this disease for weeks

ah its you again

> Virus hides in neurons when it sees doctors, clevery escapes recognition
Nigger, Please.

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PSA: Look up "Brooke Shields Nudes" on google if you want legal loli action

got the virus 2 days ago yesterday already lost the
high heat(was 38.5 now im at 37-37.5) and now only my throats bothers me like a motherfucker with coughs.
how long does it take for the virus to go away considering im 26 old and not a boomer?
also bought some oranges today because people memed that vitamin C helps.

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yall OPs need to put denmark locking down in OP

Checked and RARE
Should've bought one months ago

I've been unironically telling strangers "it's just a flu bro" because it's one less normie corpse I need to hurdle over to get my precious Costco canned meat and beans

Is Greenland really safe when Iceland has 85, Norway is top 5 per capital, and even the faroe islands have it??

I hope mine will too.

Uhh, yeah, duh.

Corona-chan loves murdering commies, i see.

My boss also told me not to worry. He's skiing now for a few days

HELP

don't underestimate the power of love

Well this is something at least. I thought they were all suppose to be back at work.
tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

What we know about this coronavirus:
1. Genetically engineered based on CoVZC45
2. Short-term fatality rate outside China is around 4%, 40 times higher than a normal flu
3. More effective on people age 60 years old and above, less effective on young and children
4. Virus is able to pass from mother to new born baby
5. Virus is able to breach Brain Blood Barrier
6. R0 is about 7
7. Virus can be active on surface for about 10 days.

What we're not sure:
1. Possible re-infection. So far this hasn't been determined due to inaccurate of test kits (thus the definition of recovery)
2. Fatality rate in the situation of re-infection

SPANISH GOVERNMENT HAS THE VIRUS

>Boomers
>Smoker
Yes.

Im a long term resident glorified house husband that works from home.

then why aren't poos dying en masse?

Cute how some people on TV are starting to speak in favor of masks but the government still isn't saying anything about that, you would think the Chinese Advisors would notice that the nearly no one is wearing them.

it's safe in my basement, user
there's room for two

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idk. Just Greenland was impossible to infect with Plague inc.

yeah this. someone tell me the fuck going on.

how does it feel having no balls

if you disinfect all your groceries, I see no problem

That's not unironically though faggot

Literally next to my bed right now.

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All right lads, I've got about 4, half bottles of various whiskys to beat the virus with. Should I get some more. Any Anons got any good recommendations? I always drink away my colds.

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>What we know about this coronavirus
We know nothing

Zair

I have bloody snot

WHY WON'T KURZ FULLY CLOSE THE UNIVERSITIES!?!?!?! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

Predictions for reaching half million? I say the first week of April

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Retard memeflag gets info from Vidya. Fuck off kike

That have the cure

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why do you guys buy water? is tap water safe to drink?
I don't thing I've ever had bottled water in my life and I like in a shithole

i have a wall out of water bottles in my room, 295 litres atm

the famed warding runes

I prefer Rum myself.

Captain Morgans spiced Rum is good for a number of afflictions.

This is the most perfect justice I've ever seen for clout chasing normies, they run up to a 'celebrity' (who was best buddies with Epstein) and beg them to take a 'selfie'. Look at this stupid self obsessed bitch with her arms hugging these infectious boomers, all 'for the gram'.
I hope this stupid bitch ends up sterile from corona chan messing up her insides, only then will she look back on this selfie with the apropriate amount of shame she should feel right now.

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

That's some good shit right there

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Dogs are SAFE

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>job centre halts all training seminars for the time
WHY CANT WE HAVE THAT SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE??!!

What is it with 33....

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Pass, I'd rather go to Montenegro

Game. plague Inc. the game.

tullamore dew

Don't despair about the lack of supplies, fellow poles!
I'm bringing 10 tonnes of cooking pots to Lidl under Warsaw from Netherlands.
At my loading place there was a detailed inctruction in the bathroom on how to wash your hands to defeat Corona-chan.
Update on the situation on the polish border tomorrow morning.

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>buying water
>not drinking the superior rain water
NGMI

I SAID SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODIES YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNT

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Yeah you know things are bad when the bread and circuses get taken away.

Im in same boat. Apparently hypertension and immunocompromise are the biggest risk factors

Other than that i dont know how much more vulnerable smokers are

Daddy Kurz is doing okay so far
Because the virus is part and parcel of living in a country

They have so many other tropical diseases though it kind of defeats the point

Well done leaf. What do you invest in? I had mine mostly in index trackers, pulled everything out at -8%. It hurt.

What is the reason to stockpile water, is bottled water only needed for a complete SHTF situation when utility systems all break down?

The most effective way to store your doomstash is in a haphazard pile in the hallway.

>What we're not sure:

Long term effects
SARS survivors were fucked up for the rest of their lives, one-third of them developed a terminal illness (lung fibrosis)

based

>A nursing and residential home in Basingstoke in Hampshire has closed to visitors after a person tested positive for Covid-19.

>Oakridge house cares for up to 91 people who have a range of needs including diabetes and dementia.

>A paramedic with the East of England ambulance service has tested positive for coronavirus.

Big wave of deaths coming for the UK soon

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plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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I don't mind Captain Morgans desu

Thanks, I'll look out for it.

SPAIN IS A FUCK
I REPEAT
SPAIN IS A FUCK

>Pulmonary fibrosis is a condition in which the lungs become scarred over time, so if you get this again, it could take you out.
My Grandfather died of lung fibrosis; it really sucks

It' her number.
Slaanesh has 6, Nurgle 7, Khorne 8, Tzeentch 9, Malal 11 and Corona-Chan has 33

yes

I know it went on sale for the shitty DLC, but hot damn if it wasn't times perfectly for this.

I'm just trying to live my life :)

> complete SHTF situation when utility systems all break down?
Just boil/filter rain water or river water lmao

>SHOW ME THE STUFF GOVERNMENTS ARE SPECIFICALLY LOOKING OUT FOR TO ERASE FROM GLOBAL AWARENESS

haha yeah okay user, just as soon as you show me clear footage from Tienanmen Square

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

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Based Byzantine Legacy
They are sacrificing billions of shekels for a few thousand cases so it must be much more severe than we think. It will get worse

Wow must suck

>no masks
>no toilet paper
>no soap
>no canned goods
>no bottled water
how are you holding up my fellow leafs

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RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS
>RUDY GOBERT, NBA PLAYER HAS CORONAVIRUS

NOW: First death due to coronavirus reported in Austria; Algeria and Greece have also confirmed their first deaths today
>NOW: First death due to coronavirus reported in Austria; Algeria and Greece have also confirmed their first deaths today
NOW: First death due to coronavirus reported in Austria; Algeria and Greece have also confirmed their first deaths today

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238043839660769281

20minutos.es/noticia/4184890/0/irene-montero-positivo-coronavirus/

DIOS ODIA A LA HUMANIDAD, PADRE

Finland has absolutely not prepared. The teengirl government is still living in a dream and the health organization is making excuses why they don't have to do anything and why Corona does not spread (yes, they are still claiming community spread does not exist)

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Post picture please Polish person.

>there are assholes in cvg running around shopping with corona virus

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You guys are getting to the point of saturation or is still good?

Convince me this whole corona mess will be even remotely apocalyptic here in western europe and not something mostly forgotten less than six months from now.

Thats what you get when you mock the glorious Chinese nation.

sucks to be you, retard.
we told you months ago

When is China gonna stop the charade and tell us how many people actually died there?
They realize that while the rest of the world is in quarantine they're still not gonna buy their shit right?
And then even assuming they're right and they stopped the virus there that means they have to close their borders and stop trading for another year or else other countries will just bring back the virus

WTF DO THEY THINK THEYRE GONNA ACCOMPLISH??

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>there are still people unironically posting this on r*ddit

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wtf

>WTF DO THEY THINK THEYRE GONNA ACCOMPLISH??

Global Dominance

We're only the 6th most infected country in the world per capita, right behind Iran.

This is fine.

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i live alone what am i sopoused to do fucking starve?

At how many cases do you think we are sitting right now fellow argie?

>not a german
>come to southern germany because of work
>corona outbreak
>no one gives a fuck, everything's still open, people act like always
i will die because of those fucking niggers I HATE GERMANS SO MUCH

Who fucking cares about some meme faggot celebrities? They'll all die.

I'd like some sauce with that please

>Auschwitz Masturbation Machines
That's what I call this website actually

fucking kill yourself right now you pozz fagget

They still haven't admited to the real SARS numbers.

based and pilpulpilled
I will post it on the next thread

>After a week of self-quarantine, ibuprofen, and tylenol, he was cleared.
He'll be back to dying within a few days

freemasons orgasm over teh number 33

My bedroom freezer is gonna be delivered tomorrow, I'll fill it with eggs, chicken, pork and pierogi. I'm gonna make it!

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>When is China gonna stop the charade and tell us how many people actually died there?
Never, just like H1N1 when all is said and done the remains of WHO will quietly release an estimate and that's it

44% wtf source?

i cant i use old nokia, despite how much id love to rub my pantry in your faces

Digits to confirm that it's her number.

order a grocery delivery and have the person leave it at your door

If Coronachan kills Tom Hanks, will we finally declare war on the Chinese Communists once and for all?

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youtube.com/watch?v=q0AIYIjZKWY
Re-watching this again, makes me wonder if we're living in what will be known as "The Digital Age Collapse".
Indeed.

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Wtf kind of court case decides in favor of child exploitation?!

fuck you chang its your slanty bateating subhuman fault in the first place

100-400 but undetected.
Our country is exporting cases... somehow. It's safe to say we are already having undetected local spread.

Wow, I sure am more scared of a little summer heat than the civilization ending pandemic that is Coronachan

Tap water isn't just going to stop...

IS IT OVER?

His ass, retards don't know that mortality= confirmed cases/deaths and not recovered/deaths

It's a nothingburger. Trust in mutti Merkel and the WHO. Also leave Yas Forums, it's negatively impacting your personality, thus degrading your reletionships with other normies. Go with the fucking herd and die with it, faggot.

WHY I HAVE BLOODY SNOT

im currently waiting for a flight to germany
going into the zone boyos
yolo

>He didn't start months ago
Oh no

lol

>Doesn't have food delivered and instead goes out shopping WHILE INFECTED.

Not going to lie user, I would probably shoot you if I saw you.

Pls normies, get so mad at chinks that you demand production to be taken from there. Replace current eco spam with "pandemic free"

Heil'd

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Should we just accept death? How do I accept my destiny if I'm still young? I want to live.

I SAID SHOW ME THE BODIES
SHOW ME PROOF
PRUF IS REQUIRED NOW OR ELSE

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had explosive diarrhea this morning
damn you chinks

strzezonego bozia strzeze woda sie nie zmarnuje

>China has everything under control guys!

>"And even when they fell ill, they could not report it. They could not alert their colleagues and the public in time despite their sacrifice. This is the most painful loss and lesson."

>At that time, another hospital was designated to take in patients with coronavirus symptoms, but it only accepted those with contact history from the seafood market.

>Finally, a Central Hospital internal document obtained by Caixin revealed interference from Wuhan's municipal health authority made it difficult for the hospital to report cases.

straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/wuhan-doctors-say-colleagues-died-in-vain-amid-official-cover-up?utm_source=social&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=stz

Your dad is a based boomer. A rare gem. Take care of him.

>Spanish TV two weeks ago:
"No need to be alarmed, its all under control, out country is not as bad as Italy or China, just look at the numbers."
>Spanish TV yesterday night:
"If we manage to take the right measures we will have it under control in around 12 weeks"

F

I cant believe official news said 19... they're lying to our faces.

You've been picking your nose too much, Ivan. Please stop.

Yesterday my uncle asked me if I could find him some mask on the internet.
It was hard not to laugh in his face.

sshhhh shhhhh shhhh it's "ART" goyim, just roll with it.

In fact, we did stop the virus. Now the only thing to care about is overseas Chinese will bring back the virus.
Yesterday an infected Chinese in Italy fled back to Zhengzhou, the capital of Henan Province. Zhengzhou's resumption of work will be delayed for two weeks for this foolish shit man.

>learn portuguese
>american

Lol good luck you dumb fuck

No, Comrade Nigel. It's only just begun.

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Why did you send your infected Hanks to us? We have gone to war by your side multiple times. This is how you repay us? Fuck me man. I thought you guys were cool.

Primitive Polish person's phone prevents pantry photography.

Seek the Lord.

>Memeland
>16 inhabitants per square kilometer

You don't need to prepare. The virus needs human contact to be transferred

Reposting from last thread. Sacramento, the capital county of California, where I live, is doing 20 tests a day with a population of 1.5 million. We had our first death in a retirement home on Tuesday and have reported zero new cases since. No one knows how the person in the retirement home got sick. Find out how many tests your county does a day and then realize how FUCKED you are.

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i hate reddit "memes" so much
>le random image
>le relatable/serious captions
>because we can't make memes that don't have words explaining what it means!
i mean
don't get me wrong climate change is a real problem, and it is possibly world ending
but pick your priorities ffs
global warming is gonna solve itself real quick if we don't make it through this crap

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But i don't do that.

or else what, user?

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I'M SORRY WILSON

should have prepared 2 months ago, germ nigger

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NONONONONONO

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THAT VITAMIN D BROS

I CAN FEEL MY STOMACH AND BODY BREAKING DOWN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I CANT STOP PEEING AND SHITTING NOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD IM USING UP ALL MY SAVED TP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY WHY WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT user OOOOOOOOH MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD

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>Woodside worker tests positive for coronavirus in Karratha, WA.

Has not been released to the public yet, have a family member in high up position in oil and gas Australia who is in contact with health department chief over the case.

Pic related.

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based
go spread it more

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Why is plebbit this bad? It shouldn't be possible, but they continiously prove that humanity can still get lower

Based

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Tell him he can make one at home

any EU active in chat?

Curious, are leaders in EU addressing their people and giivng updates? or

If he gets it he's fucked
In Italy they aren't even wasting resources trying to treat guys like that

> put my mask on
> go to coles for one last stockpile of deenz
> worker down the isle coofing
> co-worker says “that coof is getting worse”
> go home and spray all my deenz cans down

Jesus fucking Christ anons. (Gisborne Coles in Victoria was the location)

>cold hard concrete
this will destroy your anus over the long term

DIGITS AND EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD DIES A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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nbcnews.com/health/health-news/live-blog/coronavirus-updates-live-u-s-cases-top-1-000-spread-n1155241/ncrd1155806#liveBlogHeader

Just a nothing burger right?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bought 1kg of vitamin C powder, did i do good
how long should it last?

Strzeżonego stróża, stróż strzeżonych stróży strzeże

someone is going around bombing these retirement homes with this thing. started seattle the same way

It's military grade (bioweapon) intelligence so it's understandable.

Chink hygiene is Act of war

Mortality rate is deaths/total population. Deaths/confirmed cases is case fatality and it's never going to be accurate during the epidemic expansion phase.

it's really a cult

I never actually read how he was infected until now.

>AUSTRALIA

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>Virus that makes you just fucking drop instantly
>So deadly that it infected everyone in the room simultaneously

Do you work for the register? lmao

any estonia bros know if plebs have started attacking supermarkets by now? cant be arsed to go outside

I'm feeling quite sick today. I'm doubtful I have the virus because there haven't been any cases in my city, but there have been in the surrounding areas. I'm a sickly motherfucker, so if I am sick then I'm good as dead. I'll see how I feel tomorrow. If i'm not well I'm going to the hospital.

they even made travel history irrelevant here kek just say you have coofs get 7 days

>Goes shopping with the coof
A C C E L E R A T E

>powder
>not liquid
lmaooo

my dad wasn't panicking but he certainly prepped up and bought basic necessities, respirators and sanitizers

They were raised on Bill Nye the science guy.

reroll

holy shit
that makes me mad
and india is too poor to detect it
philippines still acting like it isn't an issue
thats about 3billion people that we're just gonna assume aren't infected thanks to their stupidity and the world will just keep clinging to hope that thisll all just blow over that much longer
i want panic dammit!

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DISAPOINTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how did you guys manage to mutilate old slavic that much
was it deliberate?

Are my last minute preps good? I went out in PPE gear didn't catch the virus. So many people coofing and no toilet paper at like 3 stores.

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That's the pussy plague, the Chad soviet bioengineered antibiotica resistant one is the scary one.

Shelves are empty here. No more milk and meat available

Based. I believe China. They have curved it. I welcome good news. I hope we learn from China. I still hate China for causing this shit in the first place but well done for stopping it.

If you don't want to believe them that's fine with me but also make sure you take your meds or at least revaluate your life

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>climate change

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november

O H S H I T

I've got a bunch of family in WA oil & gas, they've been taking their laptops home every day in case they suddenly lock down overnight

guessing that'll happen any day now

Wikipedia says 617 confirmed cases.

Healthy athlete with coronavirus, he'll pull through.

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Thank you user for adding shotas (im not gay) i still love them

The wife of the commie Vice president of Spain is infected
abc.es/espana/abci-irene-montero-positivo-coronavirus-y-pablo-iglesias-esta-cuarentena-202003121102_noticia.html

She was leading a feminist rally 4 days ago lol

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roll

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

Peepee Poopoo.

Chicago also canceled st patty's parade

B-BASED
They really are a scourge on this earth.

Bread is baking, splitters are gay faggots

next OP pic then

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his ass, he literally pulled it out of his ass...
if you check official reports the deathrate rises to about 15% - 25% for people who are 75+ years old while everyone up until that age it is about 0.2%
it is a boomer disease

w szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie

Specialist on TV right now saying in 4 weeks we're gonna see the epidemic really starting here in Rio. And then winter starts and we're gonna have to push through a 5 month epidemic til they can contain it.

NICE.

From 72951 endresults, 6,36% died.
It's just a flu.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAYREECE

>infected
>She was leading a feminist rally 4 days ago lol

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your mom dies lmao

noice

Go outside more and meet people because this is JUST. A. FLU. BRO. :^)

>denying the virus for 5 posts straight
>actually being this stupid
holy shit you're some kinda boomer/actual retard aren't you?
do you realize how many thousands if not millions of people would have to be in on this to get EVERY SINGLE NEWS SOURCE FROM EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO LIE ABOUT A PANDEMIC???
you aren't gonna see the bodies until they're your friends and family and by then its gonna be too late for your stupid self
you see the problem you stupid buffoon?

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Can you imagine Pablo actually dying from this thing

Not so much, here almost 2-3 press conference, bou now we have full government under quarentine

I got it too. Literally just an annoying cough.

>til they can contain it.
as if :-DDD

The correct way to stop this would be to fucking close the airport, instead of dressing up personnel as fucking smurfs

Just looks like a regular shopping trip desu.

ooga booga where all the pierogs at?

gas yourself, kike

sauce!

no one here cares yet

you guys are going to go down first with your smurf rallies and gay parties

do chinks really get disconnected from the internet because of this?

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nope, OP pic will remain chink plague themed

It's for his job. I doubt they'll let him go around with some goofy contraption in his face.

whats wrong with it

Surface activity is up to 28 days possible afaik

deathrate is death/ (healed+dead)
because we can't know how the others come out
and yes
overall the rate will drop to 5% or such but this is not a low deathrate

Digits and happening cancelled.

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>do all the shopping you guys need yourself
That won't really change anything, since when he gets infected he'll infect his dad

fpbp

>17 y.o.
You shouldn't forget that this really won't kill the overwhelming majority and that the mortality rate rises with age.

What I'd be afraid of in his case is reinfection.

No, you will die!

Choose to believe me or not but Tom Hanks is at the hospital I work at and we've been asked in our department for cleaners to the covid-19 clinics. I might have the chance to clean Tom Hanks virusy toilet. What the fuck is this year.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

sorry all pierogi are pozzed now there is only hardtack

Feared food shortage? You don't fucking say! So many normies will die, it's ridiculous.

Heard from another source a virgin hostess tested positive too but I can't find any source of that. Probably swept under the carpet to prevent panic as it's highly likely to be true with the amount of people they're in contact with.

looks like im surviving

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i am german idk about the shade in different english expressions i mean the probablity to die if you get it
and that is only known form healed and dead people

>Be Tom Hanks
>Marry lady called Wilson
He's trolling us isn't he?

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Corona-Chan is literally the gift that never stops giving.

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