Rate your country’s response to the Coronavirus

F/10

3/10
Schools and unis shut down for 2 weeks, anybody who wants to get into Poland has to pass a health check at the border

3.5/10
The good:
>Travel restrictions were implemented pretty early on
>Unis are closed
>Schools kept open
>Events with more than 50 for indoors and 100 for outdoors are forbidden

The bad
>Horrendous health infrastructure in general, hospitals and workerd are understaffed, underpaid and overworked already. If it comes to crunch time like in italy I expect total collapse
>Very lackluster testing, they only test if you have all the symptoms, and until recently if you came from an infected country

0/10.
Local government is finally on the ball though, but I feel it's a bit of too little too late.

Africa/10

Separate Quarantines for out patients. Government is BRINGING BACK INFECTED PATIENT/Expats FROM CHINA with no idea where they're going to put them. Dumb fuck sits on national TV and says masks are useless vs the spread. :)

(youtube.com/watch?v=LGMoFPreaGY&feature=youtu.be)
Welcome to Africa boys. Lekker winter on its way as well. This is going to end Splendidly.

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More like 6/10 right now

All Aussies will get $750 hand out from the government. Borders are some what closed up. Pop up covid clinics / DRIVE threw clinics anyone can go to and check. Hospitals ready for outbreak.
It good to be an Australian atm

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!!

10/10

F1 still going ahead.

Business first. Sponsors and money before the old and useless.

0/10
Don't forget to wash your hands. Borders stay open tho, you understand, goy :^)

Italy... calm down and go for a walk... oh wait... hahahahahah!

>Hospitals ready for outbreak.
>australia

kek is it just a mattress in the desert

Checked and sent to re-education camp.

When do you guys think norwegians will be wearing masks? Because I dont think they will at all, most prob. dont have them either

they built what you live in you ungrateful piece of shit
they could have not tried and youd be in a mud hut right now. show some appreciation

based & redpilled italian

0/10
They are doing literally nothing

Checked and sent to re-education camp.

Young folks seem to hate old people. It;s like it was programmed by the elite. kind of Logan's Run type of thing, where people willingly go off to die once you hit 30.

All to benefit the elites.

Never fucking ever. I've stocked up on most of the basics, will have to rely on grocery deliveries for fresh produce if shit hits the fan right and proper.
Luckily, there are lots of grocery stores nearby if shit gets too clogged up and I have to risk it.

>2/10

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11/10
>Real china
>Two steps away from the disaster zone
>WHO kicked us out
>Neighbor countries rich and powerful fucked up
>High population density
>46 cases
>No panic
God bless Formosa!

dw.com/en/how-has-taiwan-kept-its-coronavirus-infection-rate-so-low/a-52724523

>they built what you live in you ungrateful piece of shit
No, that would be the GI Generation, who are mostly dead by now, but not the Baby Boomers or Silent Generation.
>they could have not tried and youd be in a mud hut right now. show some appreciation
Those who led us out of mudhuts died long ago.

It displayed the entirety of state failure. Donating medical supply to China, reacting 8 weeks too late, over react when it is too late, create uncertainty by not coordinating and finally still having public voices funded propagating open border shittery

11/10.

Emergency supplies of condoms and lubricant supplied to my son's primary school. The district is on lockdown and I have three pallets of toilet paper.

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>Emergency supplies of condoms and lubricant supplied to my son's primary school.
>district is on lockdown

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1/10
All they have done is tell us to was our hands

>KRI
no such thing

10/10 God bless trump :D

Good that you are prepared somewhat
I started prepping when shit hit china bad. Told my friends in a g.c to do the same, they laughed, just the flue bro. Yesterday i got a couple of texts that said I saw it coming all along. Now they are starting to worry. Feels bad to have npc friends.

You cunts are being overly optimistic.
I worked at a hospital. If you're relying on them to be able to do their jobs and not get infected themselves, you're expecting far, far too much. The infection control procedures are so fucking trash, and the mass-produced PPE we get in hospitals are shit. Face masks used in highly infectious cases DON'T EVEN FIT PROPERLY. You're literally just gunna suck up particles under your mask and get exposed anyway.

2/10. We haven't had a total travel ban, and our GP's are literally not allowed to test people who haven't been outside the country. As far as the medical system is concerned, the virus doesn't even exist unless you're a chink. We're all fucked, there's an undiagnosed infected population spreading everywhere unchecked and nobody is allowed to test them or prevent them moving around.

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My old mans a veteran surgeon in a large hospital in the UK.

All through my life I remember him being calm as a cucumber when SARS, Bird Flu / Swine Flu hit - honestly never phased him and he would shrug it off like it's media bullshit.

With Corona - he is loosing his shit, telling all of us in the family to prepare. get food, medical supplies, shelter etc.

I think he has been told / shown just how hard shit is really about to hit the fan, Senpai.

10/10

0/10
youtube.com/watch?v=z9NTZp08yLo
Still being treated like a big joke
People still clueless
yes I mad

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Dry goods and canned shit to last a couple of weeks, 6 grocery stores within walking distance. 3 that offer deliveries. I bought a couple of large bottles of the liquid hand disinfectant weeks ago and I've got months of medication.
New Path of Exile league starting tomorrow. I should be fine.

As long as the fucking cunts stop getting up my ass when I'm waiting in line to pay for my groceries if I have to step out, that is.

You mean you already accepted death wich your government will bring you?

Scomo missed a great chance to cement his place in history tonight. He should have shut the border, schools and all unnecessary travel tonight. Now we'll be Italy in a couple of weeks

2/10 it's just a flu bro till 3 die and almost 200 infected .
fuck my government

Excellent news, I was hoping we wouldn't be smart enough to contain it.

No idea, I suspected I might have caught the virus due to being in contact with someone who was confirmed

I had an affair to attend to in Bekkestua and that included commuting in the morning. I could count ZERO people wearing mask aside from me. This of course made me catch alot of attention. And holy fucking shit, good thing the mask hide my retarded grin, as whenever I coofed, everyone close made a 2m distance from me. Golden comedy

I haven’t been out otherwise due to home quarantine in my apartment. Haven’t seen any symptoms yet though aside from coughing outside

Wish I had met you much sooner, I could have saved you brother... Been eating Chinese people for 3 years now and I am immune to everything.

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> „Closing borders is useless“
> „corona welcome“

t. Spahn
t. Merkel

7/10 so far
>travel restrictions in place
>local govts taking steps as well
Im happy so far.
I also think its funny that mr 20 inch zipper on 72 waist 24 length pants Jerry Nadler wanted to flee DC but says limiting travel or banning it from hot zones is racist.
Fat fucking kike

This commute consisted of going to Asker station to Sandvika and bus from there. This is one of the most urbanized areas in Norway after Oslo

Stick to that fucking quarantine. We've had enough retards who treat that shit like it's time off work.

Like a solid 4/10
Sure they closed the border with italy, but theyre still letting italians trough by just taking the temperature because apparently the certificates of health arent avalable yet from the italians
Collages are closed but schools still open
Testing only people with symptoms

i can live of the land with no problem and no need to go near a city.have a sauna and own well with purification systems so i have no problem.it would be my dream come true to see all the city fuckers die of and try to get near my property.

2/10

Pretty much everything the goverment here does should have been done weeks ago.

7/10

Who fuck europe gang here?

10/10

Less people will be on pensions as a result
Less unemployment too

Inaction is the only action for coronachan to prosper

>the weak shall fear the strong

We need to shut the schools down here.
archive.is/yUwxT
>Michigan teacher went to Italy
>she had no idea she should self quarantine after visiting a place where Corona virus is widespread
>went to work, a fucking school, on monday
>Local health official made a statement on her case
>Chances are low
>She had no symptoms
>The one thing that makes it so serious
I hope that health official fucking dies.

fuck the money, i want all boarders closed, all exports of essential halted , all stock piles release in a controlled fashion and price controls put on disinfectants, face masks, toilet paper and hand sanitiser to stop online scalping and price gouging .
i don't care about the fucking hand outs, i can use it if im dying of fucking chink aids in my bed because there's no bed in hospitals available, they're all taken up by chinks, nogs arbs and boomers .

1/10

Not only is the government shit in getting stuff done, the dutchies are all so proud to never be phased and remain nochelant about this 'nothingburger' meanwhile a few people that studied for it are saying the Netherlands will be where Italy is today in 8-12 days. Shits fucked.

I agree. It's just the gripe! Say that to the Italians. No one is taking it seriously and the media projects that sentiment. We haven't even closed all the schools!

0/10 micron response to Corona-chan

Kek
Godspeed, hope everything turns out well

Fuck off roach

1/10
>refuse to close down schools
>refuse to close borders
>no mandatory checking coming from other countries
>national health line doesn't answer pretty much all contacts
>lack of information
>no preparation despite seeing what happened in Italy

Boomers are gonna die and that's a good thing.

2/10 too little, too late. All shit that should have been done several weeks ago and then Trump immediately backpedals on Twitter.

Have to give it to you, Taiwan is doing awesome. How do you feel about China Uncensored if you've heard of it? He says you guys are doing great because surprise surprise, when you don't trust China with anything you are much better off

This shitty Corona ruined my colleague's wedding.
He wanted to get married in Italy in summer

Just wash your hands/10

>On a more positive note there was like 2 packs of toilet paper left in my local supermarket and an old woman was about to pounce on it so I started fake couging my lungs up and she scuttled off. Valid anti boomer tactic.
I'll keep this in mind for the great scavenger hunt

TAIWAN NUMBER ONE
>just stop fucking getting your relative here to buy up all the hand sanitiser and face masks to send back to you, we need them here .
>fuck off from our our essential products .

0/10
if it gets serious we're all dead.

We didn't expect anything either

4/10
The good things: events with more than 100 people indoors canceled, schools and universities closed, measures taken to counter crowds for public transport, not respecting self isolation will be more and more punished

The bad things: shitty hospitals, little staff, people not taking self isolation serious or don't report symptoms

Overall, government applies the same solutions Italy has way before it becomes worse

> Dr. Kroikie, you're needed ad dune 4. Nurse Abo and Nurse Emu attending
Kek

0/10

Any meaningful travel restrictions should have been put in place mid-January. Doing it for show now that it can't be contained doesn't win you any points.

Smart move would be suspending mortgage payments like the pastaniggers did. That would let loads of people take a two week break and stay home.

Here here my nigga

I think China Uncensored is right on most things but the way he presents the information comes from such a biased angle. It might be hard to take him seriously for people who don't have experience living in China.

I got an SMS from SATS in Majorstuen yesterday. Instalation is closed due to an user testing positive the 5/3.

To me this means theres cross information between sanitary institutions with goverment and private companies.

This means they're starting to get the grip over it.

OR AT LEAST, THIS IS WANT I WANT TO BELIEVE

If they did all that two weeks ago it would be 4/10.

2.5/10
We'll get competent government in a couple of days so until then we're just hardly better than Westerners.

0/10 on any kind of measures that use travel restrictions
0/10 on anything that restricts large gatherings
2/10 on availability of testing since I still read that it's hard to get tested if you don't meet criteria
6/10 on aggressively testing, at least it's not American cdc
0/10 on taking it seriously, the government is as beta as they come, I highly doubt a quarantine would ever be used no matter how bad things got

We're about to get fucking destroyed.

>Boomers are gonna die and that's a good thing.
Are you a brainlet? No seriously.
The idea is to let it kill off a lot of Europeans, and then for your leaders to say we simply HAVE to replace them with shitskins.

10/10
Banning EU but not the UK is my favorite thing any politician has ever done. Once they ban Canada travel it'll be 11/10 from me. 12/10 for indefinite ban on China, maybe sanctions. Bat acne is the biggest scam on earth.

based and corona pilled

Some fucking cunt who was put in home quarantine who went to the gym no doubt had the sniffles.
Retards need to be shot or sterilized. I'm getting so fucking tired of this planet.

Every single fucking SATS is closed now by the way. Bergen just closed down *all* schools.

Mutts ITT are delusional as fuck. You're just half a step before Germany/France and several steps after everyone else.

True enough but my points are still valid , suspend mortgage payments

>let everyone into the country with no checks and certainly no quarantine
>let big gatherings, including fucking sportsball, go ahead as normal
>wow this is spreading too fast for us to contain
fucking useless

>competent government

HWAT

Same in Oslo at the moment. I have meeting at work and most def part of the staff will get permisjon, rumors say about 20 lucky bastards. I hope its me.

Yeah definitely. Even encouraging literally everyone to cover their nose and mouth with an improvised bandanna would do a lot of good towards preventing coofers spreading their pestilence in all directions.

0/10
Corona Welcome

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did that hurt your feelings? get used to it lefty.

>China
>be quarantined
>shot if you leave your home
>infection stopped

>western civilisation
>be quarantined
>leave home and do whatever the fuck i want and go where i want
>no repercussions to you whatsoever
>infection spreads

ISHIGGYDIGGYWIGGY