ITT: POST YOUR CORONA TIMELINE

Post your Corona awareness/preparedness timeline, rate others:
> Date you realised this was srs bsns
> How much research have you done into this
> What measures you have taken
> What measures you anticipate taking
> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood

ME:
> A week ago :(
> Very very many hours: WHO, CDC, Virologists, the /cvg/ pastebin, etc. Don't follow world news on it almost at all though
> N95 (getting "lol wat a dumbass" looks), 99% Isopropyl sterilise all mail orders, wearing gloves and (yes,) swimming goggles.
> Anticipate: nothing much more than this and avoiding people until... I don't know when

> 3M: 50%, 6M: 65%, 12M: 80%
Because I started caring too late :(

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bymp

> Date you realised this was srs bsns
around christmas
> How much research have you done into this
about 3 fiddy
> What measures you have taken
stockpiled food
bought hand sanitizer
> What measures you anticipate taking
if it gets really bad i will egress to my summer cabin, there i have my own well, no neighbours and im not reliant on electricity for heat or cooking
> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
i will inherit Sweden

Don’t be a fatty, Asian, or over 50 and you’ll be fine

What are you like in public?

i walk on all four with my cock out

>jan: lol fuck china.

>feb: oh, fuck china.

>march: FUCK CHINA

>27th jan
>
>told my brother who goes to uni he is a faggot for not postponing like i told him to in feb and that if i die i kill him first
>bought some cans and water
>going broke
>1 month, broke, 2 month, mortgage foreclosed on, 3 month, standoff with the cops over refusing to leave house 4 month buried after shootout with cops over house foreclosure

jan28
CVG only
DEENZ stock pile and some other food goods
spray bottles with metho
NEET LIFE

100 %
family members got it i think so i'll be a part of the first wave of flu zombies RIP ME

1. January 19
2. Autistic web scouring
3. Too lazy. Didn’t get anything.
4. I think I already have it. Have been coughing for nearly two weeks.

>never
>just skimmed over some threads here
>none
>none
>I'm probably already infected, if not I will be for sure by next month

> Date you realised this was srs bsns
January
> How much research have you done into this
Probably too much but not being a fucking nutjob helps to not panic
> What measures you have taken
Prep for a month in case of short supply in stores and quarantine.
> What measures you anticipate taking
Balancing my prep. More proper farmer produce like pickled stuffs.
> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
100% in 3 months. 3 weeks even. Anybody who says anything else is either lucky to live in a remote rural area or still coping

> Date you realised this was srs bsns
I bought my respirator on Jan 24
> How much research have you done into this
I have read mosty articles posted here, I feel like I know the ins and outs of it as much as anyone
> What measures you have taken
Stockpiled food and sanitizer
> What measures you anticipate taking
Just quarantine, I'm not expecting total anarchy.
> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
Very low, I live rural anyway

You Cassandra syndrome Coronahoax faggots should an hero

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>> Date you realised this was srs bsns
January.
>> How much research have you done into this
Shittons
>> What measures you have taken
Everything within reason.
>> What measures you anticipate taking
Hopefully not much.
>> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
50% if I'm not super careful, maybe as low as 10% if I'm super careful.

t. Washington State user

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Post your Corona awareness/preparedness timeline, rate others:
> Date you realised this was srs bsns

Was depressed AF, didnt celebrate NYE or Christmas, was lurking on Yas Forums when I came across this. I dont remember the date sorry.

> How much research have you done into this

Being an autist, I have read papers, ran BLAST, watched every Dr Campbell video at least twice and lurked the shit out of /cvg/ threads, read field manuals and OSHA manuals to learn how to decontaminate and what can I even do lol

> What measures you have taken

Tried to tell everyone I could, done threat analysis and disaster management best I could, invested in PPE

> What measures you anticipate taking

Waiting for uncontrolled local spread to go out in full PPE if needed. Stay in as much as I can

> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood

Let me put it like this, I expect to get infected. I will be hauling infected family in and out of hospitals if it comes to it. Plan to volunteer at the hospital if I get infected.

>> Date you realised this was srs bsns
ages ago

>> How much research have you done into this
skimmed a few /CVG/ threads, saved a few coronachan memes, am now an epidemiologist.

>> What measures you have taken
bought some extra dried food, whatever.

>> What measures you anticipate taking
looting in minecraft

>> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
who cares, you can't escape it unless you live in a bubble.

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nice larp. noone knew of this until january, fag.

STOP IT. STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THE BOARD. EVERYTIME I COME HERE ITS CORONA CORONA CORONA CORANA COOMERS JEWS JEWS NIGGERS KIKES TRUMP KIKES NIGGERS KIKES TRUMP CORONA CORONA CORONA TRUMP

ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL CRINGE COPE CRINGE KEK BROS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS DILATE TRANNYS NIGGER DICK TRUMP TRUMP ISRAEL CORONA


What happened...

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how are you planning to do that? bows in minecraft in britain are illegal.

A 20 year old stoner at the gym has been in total rejection of everything we know here on this board about the disease. "The heat will destroy it by summer", only the very old get it, not me, and so on. Now tonight he had a new one; the government is offering $7k to anyone that will accept some vaccine. I pointed out to him that this will be a death sentence given the mechanics of the infection.

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I actually prayed for it to happen down to the virus part then literally next day it happened.

Because of this I had emergency equipment well before anyone else and also managed to get all my coworkers and boss prepped.

Best part is I'm likely infected and asymptomatic :D

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>am now an epidemiologist.
kek

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I've shown my 61 year old father these threads lads and hes in full world ending mode

I have those .001mm plastik masks. they are disolving in your spit

>Hears about Chinese Coronavirus

>Sees story that it effects Asians

>Do not take it seriously

>See it go around the world

>still not taking it seriously as death rates are not as high as China. Post Coronavirus memes on Twitter

>hits Europe in low numbers.

>Italy has Coronavirus outbreak. The cases double in a week

>America has outbreak. Hits my own city.

>starts to panic

>gets a cold. Sick in bed for two weeks a day after ordering takeout from restaurant. Scared to death that I have Coronavirus. Thankfully, I do not. Just a cold.

>Lives near hospital where Coronavirus victims are

>I am gonna die. It is not the flu

>holy shit, the world is going to end

And yes I had and have thousands of masks and have distributed 400+ for free.

Yep :D the ones I gave out are garbage!
The ones I wore and have are full face with filters

Yeah, I thought the /cvg/ threads were just a meme. I don't think I consciously thought "It's nothing bro," I basically just figured that:
> the disease was not serious
> the disease had no liklihood of getting to me in Australia from China
Found it "interesting" that China shut down, but figured it was just commit bullshit.

Took it seriously when Italy started taking it seriously as an entire (Western) country. Feel too late and like I'm maybe incubating without realising it, who knows

Still gonna avoid people, disinfect everything, and wear full PPE/N95 when I go out and fuck the people that treat me like I'm mentally deranged

The virus can’t affect me as I have replaced the insulation of my house with sharmin toilet paper and hand sanitizer

>how are you planning to do that? bows in minecraft in britain are illegal.

idk lol who cares, its all going to shit and unless you've got experience/training or a well stocked underground bunker no amount of larping on Yas Forums as an infectious disease expert will save you from an invisible airborne enemy.

Lol I prayed to KEK at my shrine for days preparing before anyone else did!
I can't believe (but fully do shadilay) he answered my prayers!

kys normie scum

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I had a horrible fever, aching muscles, swollen up throat and terrible fatigue whilst I was in Thailand in early December and surrounded by Chink tourists.
Good chance I already had it and now have acquired immunity.

Yeah, I feel late to panic, as well. But I am preparing. Doing research. Right now trying to know who patient zero in China is. No luck finding out. China hides everything.

Faggot

> Date you realised this was srs bsns
1989
> How much research have you done into this
~30 years
> What measures you have taken
Spread the virus as far as possible
> What measures you anticipate taking
Kill the surviving gweilo with our military and take over their countries
> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
3M: 23,9%, 6M: 37,4%, 12M: 71,9%

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We apocalyptic now! Praise to KEK!
Also that's not Photoshop, the eyes really do glow when I light the candles.

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Jan 20 something I'm hearing rumors the Shanghai government will delay the opening of all businesses until Feb 10 from the new year holiday (I live and work in Shanghai)

Decide to risk that the rumors are true and head back home to the US for an extended holiday on Jan 28th

schedule a flight back to Shanghai early Feb for Feb 9th
I get to the airport to find my flight has been canceled and the same day my company in China says everyone will working at home indefinitely

> Date you realised this was srs bsns
About a month ago. A new virus spreading like wildfire in a densely populated area of China with no 'confirmed' origin? Yeah, I'll buy that bridge.

> How much research have you done into this
Hard to say, so much misinformation on both sides, but I think I have just under the basics.

> What measures you have taken
Already had TP/PT coincidentally (there was a sale on Charmin and Bounty and I loaded up because it was cheap. Food is good enough to stretch for about a month, but could use more bottled water (I drink it exclusively anyway). Nothing too out of the ordinary for me. I also wipe down everything I get delivered, in the mail or via UPS, and all groceries get wiped down or washed.

> What measures you anticipate taking
Some extra supplies for extended home life. Seeing dentist tomorrow to because may be unsafe in coming weeks, so getting in what I need asap.

> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
If I am not already carrying, it cold go either way since I am mostly at home, alone, and can be for weeks without issue. I'm not trying to hold out until it is over, that seems impossible, but holding out until a real plan emerges may be plausible.

>Also that's not Photoshop, the eyes really do glow when I light the candles.
nigger

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Some guys tried to take my mask off saying I was scaring people (translation: their women). I showed my gun to stop them from literally trying to grab me and take my mask off, but I left after that since it was clear I wasn't welcome.

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Do you miss the cunt hate threads or what?

>he pays for Yas Forums

For people that do research.

Did anyone release information on the first infected person in China? The person that spread it.

>Teehee tampons

Women are not funny.

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>do my weekly shopping last night after trumps address
>see some onions sperg running around grabbing random canned goods with a dead serious look on his face
>hear normies in background "omg you think we should prepare?"
>don't waste my hard earned money on a bunch of asswipe paper or bottled water
>if I die, I fucking die
>if nothing happens, I get to tell normies here I told you so
either way, I win.

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I should save all these posts to shove them in your faces when it's late summer and we're all still here.

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Suck my dick.
When you die you will get to ask him, and learn that I was telling the truth

Imagine being anti preparedness to the point you wait until the very end , until painc has gripped your city. You go to the store to get supplies for the family, the wife is pregnant with your 3rd, the dogs are waiting patiently at home.
You pull up to the store only to see a line of people waiting to get in. People walking out virtually empty handed. You think "hmmm thats odd, why arent they buying anything".
You finally get inside to see in amazement that the shelves are as bare as this picture. Almost nothing left, well nothing of value.
You eventually head home, completely destroyed, in denial that this cant be happening. "Its literally nothing" the memeflag poster kept saying. How can he be wrong.
After you break the news to the family they begin to resent you for not being open to prepping in the first place. Your wifes boyfriend has been doing it for years and has plenty of supplies, hes offered to take care of your wife and two daughters. You have no choice but to accept, in reality they were going to leave regardless.
Now you are stuck in an empty home with the starving dogs, Its either you or them at this point. They will turn on you eventually too.
All this because you thought the word prepper = schizo. All because you let your pride and ego take control.
Use some common sense. Prepare now for what could be tomorrow. Its best to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

>> Date you realised this was srs bsns
January just before chinks started to put out numbers.
>> How much research have you done into this
Some.
>> What measures you have taken
Very few.
>> What measures you anticipate taking
None beyond being mindful of what I'm doing with my hands and avoiding people plus being extra neurotic about what others are doing. E.g. I see someone coming down the street and coughing, I hold my breath with my head turned aside as I walk past them and only inhale when I can't hold my breath anymore lel.
>> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
50%

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>> Date you realised this was srs bsns
its nothing that i'm going to worry about
>> How much research have you done into this
looking at memes
>> What measures you have taken
none whatsoever
>> What measures you anticipate taking
none whatsoever
>> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
who cares?

>"Its literally nothing" the memeflag poster kept saying. How can he be wrong.

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>> Date you realised this was srs bsns
When China locked down a province bigger than most countries

>> How much research have you done into this
Pretty much fulltime since then

>> What measures you have taken
Built a stockpile of vitamins, prescription medication, cleaning products including hand sanitizer, food, enough of the above to last at least six months

>> What measures you anticipate taking
Extending prescription stockpile to at least 12 months, continue standard NEET lifestyle to avoid humans as much as possible

>> Estimate your 3 month, 6 month, 12 month infection likelihood
3 month high, where I live there are lots of migrant workers, and at work I am forced to share the same toilet block, so it's practically assured I will get it, not via touching because I employ an ultra level of hand sanitation, however there's nothng to stop the route via faeces being aerosolized by the toilets flushing. I only have one respirator so I can't use it just for the toilet block. My hope is that at least my initial viral load by this admittedly disgusting viral attack method will be quite low, similar to the cruise ship boomers, and thus my prognosis should be fairly good.

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> Date you realized this was srs bsns
early January

> How much research have you done into this
I've looked into speculated properties of the virus, and listened to experts in epidemiology as they speculated on how this pandemic will pan out.

> What measures you have taken
I've had a 3 month supply of dried nonperishable food for about a year now, with a shitload more in my pantry / freezer. I have enough weaponry to kickstart a militia (guns in the double digits) and multiple cans of ammunition ready to go, with an entire safe of additional ammo as well. I've replaced all the filters in my house with hepa rated filters (with replacements for an entire year ready to go), and when the cases start kicking off in my city, I'll switch my air intake to full circulation. I have a generator to power my fridge/essentials if the power goes out. I have multiple n95 respirators that I had in my survival kits littered throughout my cars and home, with a p100 respirator as my last defense if I need to go out.

Last but not least, I have a CPAP machine if the medical infrastructure shits the bed. I can contain a family member in my basement, with a nebulizer to combat pneumonia if it gets that bad. Since the basement runs on a separate hvac unit and system, the rest of the house should be fine.

> 3M: 50%, 6M: 10%, 12M: 20%
I expect my family will get it before I do, and that's really the only vector I'm actually worried about.

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Got some shiter paper and some cans of reindeer stew....

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>Date you realized this was srs bsns
Hasn't happened yet.
>How much research have you done into this
Probably 100 hours at this point.
>What measures have you taken.
None, I've been ready for years; even though this is nothing.
>What measures you anticipate taking
None.
>Estimate your infection likelihood
Around 2%

Quit job.
Signed on.
Smoked weed, jerked off.
No supplies yet but if it gets really bad I’m just going to hike up the coast with my camping gear and eat clams and crabs etc, good time of year for nettles and berries and mushrooms too. Probably head toward kielder forest if anyone wants to play inawoods.

Well, life is all about fucking holes, or getting your holes fucked. I don’t see how this is a problem

>>Date you realized this was srs bsns
>Hasn't happened yet.
Are you genuinely this clueless? It has already overwhelmed healthcare systems in multiple places. Death rate in a vacuum is not the only factor. When your hospitals are full of people with COVID, you run out of doctors, nurses, and equipment. It not only means some people with COVID are left without treatment, hence potentially causing long-term health damage, but it also means other sick people might not get treatment for non-COVID related illnesses. Good luck having cancer or some emergency ailment in an area badly hit with COVID. An epidemic like this can cause massive chain reactions. That's what makes it serious business.