/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1936 Gary Isn't Real Edition

You're not real

i really need one of those

>Why are they emptying out the colleges and university's with all the dorm room's and facilities?

Wrap your mind around that.

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i bet your source claims it's really from 5G and the virus doesnt exist.
debil

plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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post country list

>more people die in car crashes everyday

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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>two Australia doctor's visit seminar and possibly infecting up to 70 others.

I know this is a bit old but not seen it here before. Wtf is up with Aussie doctors, do they understand the meaning of quarantine to stop the spread of epidemics and pandemics. Fuck sake, thought of all people they'd be the most anal. From what I've witnessed, in far more up to date with this virus and more concerned than any doctor I've spoken to.

nypost.com/2020/03/05/australian-doctors-with-coronavirus-attended-seminar-with-dozens-of-others/

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Bars are closed, police patrol the area. You cant leave your town.

Nice work user

fuck
do people still go to work?

...

You need to absorb it anally for it to be effective

yes, but you need a permit, if you work outside your town

He claims his sister was well a week before, he
wasn't even sure it if was the virus.

Do we have info on how fast it claims ones life?

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I don't leave my tiny ass town since 2018

Who here /coomfy/?

Anyone got any fitting movie recommendations?

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Also all the media is still only mocking to toilet paper situation and not the seriousness of this disease. Fuck I hope thousands of normies that claim the flu kills more and media cunts catch it and die a horrible death

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>go to clinic out here in farmlands
>national guard is at the agricultural inspection station
>chinese style temperature reading with an IR thermometer
>nobody is on the roads
>get to where im going
>nobody is out
>clinic is empty
>signs up saying not to come to the clinic if you are ill, go to the hospital instead
>go into the clinic
>first thing they ask is "ARE YOU FEELING ILL?"
>"no"
>see doctor, nurse shows me national guard is in the building waiting to escort people out if anyone shows up with pneumonia or anything resembling a dry cough
>go shopping after
>1 other person in the store, store employees are asleep at their posts
absolute happening, holy fuck

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So the travel ban is literally pretty much pointless at this point, right?

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big trouble in little china

So nobody wonders why they evacuated colleges and university's out for a semester?

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Also, i heard an ambulance today.

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"The virus will not have a chance against us."

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>and media cunts catch it and die a horrible death
Oh they will

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Contagion

Contagion

No because we all know the answer you mong

is anyone else worried that the actual number of cases could be much, much higher than the detected number?

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Thanks for the advice, Fritzl. I'll stock up on a few dozen, throw 'em in the freezer to preserve the freshness. Don't wanna share my food anyway.

Contagion

Really nobody anybody wonders why?

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>NBA suspends its season indefinitely!
oh boy. nigs gonna be mad.

>the actual number of cases could be much, much higher than the detected number?
Almost certainly, maybe even 2x
>worried
no

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livescience.com/coronavirus-vitamin-c-myth.html
snopes.com/news/2020/03/09/coronavirus-its-time-to-debunk-claims-that-vitamin-c-could-cure-it/
factcheck.org/2020/02/fake-coronavirus-cures-part-3-vitamin-c-isnt-a-shield/

lmao the shill machine is on full blast against vitamin c

>post a dead cat
>swedes wish i die of pneumonia

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Then do tell.

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kek mexicans already made the real thing

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I love you gary

What part of millions will die and this is the prelude to the collapse of our current societal system don't you understand? What does it take for some people to get it? The WHO announcing it? They don't matter for shit. They've been lying all this time. Merkel even said that 60% of all Geramns would get it. That's 48 million people. Applying Italy's fatality rate of 5% to that number, you get over 2 million dead. And that's with the medical system working and providing care. What if it breaks down? What about 3rd world shitholes? Do the fucking math. It's finally happening for real.

To stop mass gatherings to prevent further spread of the virus

So basically Coronavirus means that

>Economy will take a hit
>Boomers are fucked
>Rest of population will get average flu, tiny percentage will die

Doesn't sound too bad. Can work from home and get comfy. Order food to my door and tell em to place it outside.

to contain spread big brains

Why is it, o user?

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I work as a Dr. in a non emergency field. I've been told to prepare to act as an ICU dr.

The hospital I have has no masks, and the chief Cardiologs and Lung specialists are all over 60. We're going to see a major jump in Spain.

Because of the shit bickering politics, and pozzed left bullshit, we will easily be worse than Italy on death rate.

Spain has the heighest concentration per person on average in Europe.

I'm even debating whether I should go to work, or just say I have it, and stay home to protect my family. I don't want to play God and decide who gets a bed and who doesn't.

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Does someone have a chart of the symptoms.. More so what's a common first symptom

most of the dead will be boomers so who cares

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Temperatures will rise, which might give you some time to recollect. Don't worry too much, bro.

fever

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He looks Arab, probably raped her and killed her, I bet he was waiting for this for 10 years