/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1936 Gary Isn't Real Edition

▹ Detected: 126,510 ▹ Dead: 4,637
lol, still only 4,637.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,637? Four days? Five days?

>NEWS
NBA suspends its season indefinitely!
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WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe for 30 days, guaranteed
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus hides in neurons when it sees doctors, clevery escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
01:10: 114 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
00:33: First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
00:31: China’s National Health Commission reports 7 new cases and 1 new death across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. The death occurred in Shaanxi province.
00:31: 8 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
23:25: First case in French Polynesia. The patient is Maina Sage, a member of the French National Assembly.
22:54: 1 new case in Kittitas County, Washington state, United States.
22:50: 1 new case in Iowa, United States.

>MORE
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>Dead: 4,636
lol, still only 4,636.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,636? Four days? Five days?

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

bought 1kg vitamin c powder form did i fuck up

its normal for a cold/flu to cause NBA to shut down its season, also for Italy to completely shut down its borders. Just make sure to wash your hands and don't touch your face.

also buy a batch of HIV medication, just in case you happen you catch aids from nowhere (unrelated to the COVID19 virus, which doesn't come from china also)

Reminder to grab all lolis, hebes and shotas once the collapse hits.
Trade them for food, goods and use them for COOMING.
It's coming closer anons, get your coombunkers ready.

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kek

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>How long have we been on this rock? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect.

elon musk knew about what was coming

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