military curfew at 21

>Can Italy bros tell me how bad is it
pasta dried out and no tomato sauce on curfew

Non posso farle portare dei pacconi giganti, altrimenti le viene l'ernia al disco e poi le tocca and are in ospedale (che sono già affollati)

from monday

E mi hanno ritirato la patente quindi non posso andare da solo

Why is your country so damn dramatic kek

Source pls

Can my father take me to the bank if he doesn't get out of the car? We need cash.

>source:
>trust me bro

>be retailfag forced to work the grocery at gunpoint or else the country will starve
>be sneezed on constantly
>can't leave post or family will starve
>you are expendable and easily replaced

>Fucking pastabros.

The instruction is pretty clear

Guys I think more and more this is just a plot for martial law, there is literally no one sick that I know, and I know hundreds people. This virus is the cold that occurs every year, imagine if every year they count the death from the cold. I am really worried

If Italians ask they shall receive.
Source: fuckin brexit innit

Madmax coming to a town near you soon

Coronahoax Cassandra syndrome spreading panic faggots like you should be shot on sight

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Nah, this will crash the economy with no survivors, even if that's what they really wanted, I'm sure they could find a better way to go about it.

>be retailfag forced to work the grocery at gunpoint or else the country will starve
Not in burger land we've had plenty of "sick" people call out.

Bust the deal spin the wheel

Capisco, dicevo in generale, scusa. A me è appena scaduta (ovviamente per una vera emergenza capirebbero il problema), però per fortuna ho un supermercato a pochi metri da casa e tutti i servizi, adesso resta da vedere un po' come vanno le cose. Io poi sono della zona tra BG e BS, quindi meno esco meglio è.

Literally happens every flu season.
As you can see, it's all passed in China and South Korea and it's business as usual there.
Mamma mia.

We were going against the globalist plan, we was voting in majority against it, and the sentiment was spreading in Europe.

Eeeeeeh bibalibu pasta sono biolidudo pizza fungi eeeeh con pizzaiolo bibedibopa scusi

Written records? What century is it over in Australia? All data is stored and forever. The Internet is a landfill of data now but in the near future AI will be able to mine and analyze all historical data practically.

Just hope you die before it becomes commercial tech so it's just your great-grandchildren who read the crazy shit you posted on Yas Forums from a 23andme perspective and not your living friends and family.

it's testing grounds to see how far they can push the wuhan style lockdown before people chimp out, some user posted it back at the end of jan

ahahahah, ok ok, got it.

Stick a bratwurst where you like it

>What century is it over in Australia?

Still the Chinese one.

Are doctors in Italy allowed to wear full face masks with respirators or does that get in the way of their mandatory chef hats? Also what is the manufacturing process of putting spaghetti sauce in IV bags?

Io sono in Liguria ed in una zona abbastanza inculata. Senza macchina posso solo andare in bici come un negro lol

Posso andare a comprare le sigarette?

Very shameful not to respect trilinguism. Are you even Swiss? Die

Voi vi fate problemi per uscire io sono a lavoro lol. Comunque sigarette mangiare etc.. potete uscire e comprare, andate nel posto più vicino. Raga secondo me ci prendono per il culo

You mean this

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EU doesn't care about our situation and we're pretty much aware Germany and France profit from our misery. The fact is they force us to cut everything we actually need to improve our economy and life in general (Health care, Welfare, Research, Education) because "muh budget", in the end we will collapse. We try to fight back? Spread to 600-1000 in one day, here's comes next Mario Monti, the executioner. We're doomed, coronavirus is just speeding up things a bit.

I can feel the spirit of Benito inside me

Yeah good luck enforcing that shit in Palermo and Naples. I'd hate to be the cops who are gonna be assaulted by mafia and camorra families the instant they "offend" one of the "figghiuzzu"

Kek

yes

Isnt palermo full of niggers and old people anyway?

Io sto in Sicilia e qua ci sono i fruttivendoli per strada senza nemmeno guanti. Zero posti di blocco nel mio paese di 10000 abitanti.

>go to food stores
Didn't Italy suspend all commercial activity today? Also, who the fuck is working at the food stores?

To me it seem the same as yesterday, I'm at work. The list of activities that can open anyway is big

Yup, be prepared to work in a pasta factory to feed us for the rest of your life.

And it's ok for me because this virus is a fraud, not as dangerous to justify the collapse of an entire country. They are crazy to me

You really voted against it with a majority?
As far as I'm aware, Italy is still a democracy and a majority of you voted for the parties that are in power now, otherwise they couldn't be and there would be new elections.

Maaaamaaaa miaaaa Ferrari Bolognese

Right before the right was over 55/60%, we elected a lot of right governors and Lega at last European elections. The last elections where a bit crippled by a lot of votes on m5s, that betrayed his voters

Wait, people are still working. They closed restaurants, pubs, bars, non-essential offices, schools were already closed. People still have to go to work, government just ask to switch to remote working for those who can do it and to protect the employees in factory with masks, enforcing distance and so on. Other people must stay at home and are allowed to go only to nearest food store or pharmacy or post office. Just one person/family.

no

>gli anziani sono i più a rischio
>sono tutti fuori davanti al panificio a cazzeggiare
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either this or someone is going to speculate hard on our economy crash

when my stack of hasish will deplete it wont be fun anymore

>it's gotten so bad that people have to stay at home at all costs
>still have to go to work so that your bourgeois ruling elites can amass wealth
fuck this shit, let it all crash and burn brothers

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This but with weed

Yeah I'm seriously considering emigrating after this shit is over.
I don't want my future in a country that is both a shit economy and a dictatorship. Until now I closed an eye because at least this was (relatively speaking) a free country. No more excuses now.

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Well, so you Italian don't believe that proud woman doctor named Gismondo anymore?

Thx for the clarification noodlebro

Literally who?
t. Soar throat currently in Lombardia

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I miei nonni sono morti da anni quindi non me ne fotte un cazzo, che i vecchi vengano sterminati e che ci risarciscano il danno con le loro pensioni.