BLACK THURSDAY!!!!

PRE MARKET TRADING ALREADY HAS THE DOW JONES AT -4.24%!!!

ITS GOING TO BE A BLOODBATH IN A COUPLE OF HOURS

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markets always recover as soon as anyone mention a "bloodbath"

Can we get it down to 15k bros?

Awesome. More puts for me. Keep going down, market!

SUB 20K INCOMING THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

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>work for a large investment firm
>slow few days ahead
>just hit three year anniversary so probably qualify for severance if firm goes under
>mfw

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If you're working in finances and are not making money right now, you deserve to get sacked.

Stock market niggers are so retarded

fed has another 200b on stand-by for the pump

I want to say that Thursday March 12 will be the worst day of our lives. But that’s being optimistic. This is going to get worse, and worse, and worse.

I’ve already lost my job because of the virus. My entire industry shut down. I only have 8k in savings. I’ve been a trade fag for 8 years, I literally don’t know who else will hire me.

If it makes you feel better, I lost my job and I'm 2k in debt.

You sound full of shit to me user have you tried being truthful?

Good. Your jewish money speculation has gotten you what you deserve.

How do I profit from American inflation, user?

Hm, I wonder if trump plays the market

What will be the consequences in the real world?
Only serious answers please.

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We hitting 17,000 in a matter of hours, check me.

I hope every leaf cuck and feminist burns in hell

I'm gonna make coffee before the Sun comes up, take a nice cold shower, get dressed, sip my coffee, and turn on the telly just in time to watch it all FUCKING BURN DOWN!

12k.

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cant you just hunt moose and wipe your ass with maple leaves for the next few months

Same, honestly.

I don't care at all, not even a little bit. If everyone being safe means the markets never recover, I'll take it.

Shitty loan rates I suppose.

wouldn't they freeze it after 20% drop for a day?

BLACK 2020

Another lost decade

Who knows anymore, even trump has flip flopped on coronavirus just in a matter of days

That's fucking lame. I want to see it all burn to the ground.

guys is time to move to communism

fuck capital

>imagine dying because you ran out of potatoes

Wait until Friday...

They freeze for a while and then go back to business.

best time to invest now

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That's because he's an idiot

Canada is still more white than you, mutt.

> Thinking the firm will have money for any kind of severance in reserve in this kind of crisis

I’ve got news for ya, bud.

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He has 156 IQ

Well, this time around there is a deadly decease stopping entire nations. The fiat facade can't keep going.

funny how there are protections for on the way down, but not on the way up

>Replace garbage with shit

No thanks.

This.

It's like how my fire alarm only goes off when theres a fire. I wish it just beeped constantly unless there was a fire, because then I'd know that shit was fucked.

UH OH!

Houston, we have a problem...

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when do I start buying

999
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Jesus Christ, crypto faggits are gonna suicide today.

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Give it a week and reassess the situation. Buying stocks right now would be silly.

>20 more days until it reaches zero
it's happening

Now investors will all be confined to their homes with nothing to do but SELL SELL SELL

Dow green at close?

You can always bet your house on it. But you won't.

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oh fugg D:

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If you are cashing out your retirement account within the next 2 months, you will have ~10% less money.

If you are not cashing out your retirement account, you will acquire more units of the selected fund(s) for the same contribution, and therefore have more money in the next bill market.

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>England
REEEEEEEEEEE Fucking geopolitically illiterate mutts, it's like listing "Brandenburg" as the home for Frankfurt or "Taiping Heavenly Chinkdom" for coof cong.

Many many job lay offs. 401k and retirement funds all deleted. It’ll be bloody.

GG

Australia has set the bench

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>Can we get it down to 15k bros?
the ground is the limit.

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2k debt?
That are rookie numbers.

Wrath of God is terrifying.

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Doesn't feel very rookie when you're unemployed and probably wont be able to make rent for the next month.

Booooooring
Buy the dip losers

Just go to some drug gettho. You have those, right?

Check'd

People may be laid off, so I would hold off on buying anything for a bit until the mass layoffs start happening. You may need that cash.

>What will be the consequences in the real world?
We will probably enter in recession, lose jobs, lose our retirement options, have an increased inflation,...
I am not sure if people understand the consequences of the coronavirus (or chinese flu as it should be called).
But Western democracy were already in a crisis situation, with people losing trust (and the working force getting poorer). Now, we will question more the globalization (The virus came fro china and spread rapidly in our connected world; the borders were not close to protect the economy,...).
If you add to that an economic crisis, the extreme (life and right) will spike even faster than the number of infected.
Well ironically, we are in a similar situation as in 1920.
Totalitarianism might be back

It's going below ground, absolutely bury that thing

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>mfw changed my investments to gold 3 weeks ago

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Yeah it sounds great to be homeless in a ghetto.

Fuck. I'm about $14,000 in debt rn

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What bank died? Deutsche? Will JP Morgan die today? it'll be kept a secret.

Basically nothing unless you’re planning on retiring right now

1k plus green day lol

There will be an apocalypse, so your problems are gonna be obsolete

Good let it burn only jews and shabbos boomers engage in this shit.

Imagine being so incompetent you had debt going into 2020, lol. I hope these are student loans and you recently graduated.