/cvg/ Corona Virus General

Don't ever make a general again.

>live next to supermarket
>it open at 8
>its packed at 8:01
>people verbally fighting for parking spots

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DON’T | FAGS
OPEN | INSIDE

This was only exciting during the early days of the china outbreak. Turns out it was a nothingburger all along, unless you care about nigger ball being cancelled

suck my cock, asshole. the numbers don't matter anymore. /CVG/ is eternal now.

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> /cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1935 Anonymous (ID: s/uxnmLK) 03/12/20(Thu)02:13:33 No.247658410▶
> ► Detected: 126,380 ► Died: 4,634

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Montana

Is Denmark fully shutdown now?
What's the situation?

APOLOGIZE

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There's nothing wrong with /cvg/
You're the problem here

>Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe for 30 days
Why is OP such a fag?

Nowhere in the article does it saw that, it says something completely different and doesn't even mention cargo

CVG bukkake

BACK. OFF.

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I see you've also studied the blade.

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Alaska

Yeah it was only 29 dead 15 days ago. Now we have 845. Italy alone is gonna exceed those numbers.

Public workers sent home, schools and daycare closed. Government told to work from home, private sector told to move along not happening. PM stated yesterday that people shouldn't be hoarding, meanwhile everyone was hoarding and still are.

Ben Garrison thanks you.

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I got family up there so one can only hope at this point.

I hope all you niggers die

>be me in January
>kindergarden where my kid go facing an increased number of flu cases
>fuck those unwashed inbreds, keep kid at home for the week
>flu raging, kids with 40 degrees fever, put on Tamiflu
>read about Tamiflu. Fuck that shit. Keep kid at home one more week
>read about A strain in general, stumble over corona talk
>start watching the situation in China
>justtheflubro.png shills everywhere
>start prepping up
>Wuhan and China descend into nightmare
>buying serious stock of canned/unperishable goods, people looking at me
>Italy starts, diaspora niggers panicking, running home
>everyone start to buy stuff, no panic yet, they trust WHO and the globalist idiots on TV
>migrants are good for you goy, magically theshitskins of Pakistanwill come here to work like they neverdid in your life to pay your pensions
>same shit as in West 30 years ago, same gulible fucks
>first cases in Romania, rice and beans shelfs start to thin up
>diaspora niggers flee to Romania
>I'm adding my finishing touches to my prep,water mostly. Idiots still believing WHO but more people buying stuff
>I buy Vitamin C & D in the morning (very late, I know)
>WHO nigger bozo say the P word hours later
>go out of curiosity: vitamins gone from farmacies, no beans/potatoes/onions/bananas isstore, empty boxes everywhere
>buy 2 beers to enjoy bck homereading /cvg/
>stupid wife who I explained to her the situation over 2 months is in panic
>realized she just nodded to me all this time, but TV told her all is good
>she wants to go tomorrow (this morning0 to buysome stuff from farmacy, I say no
>today she go out anyhow, return after 1 hour (farmacy down the road from us)
>I curse her stupidity, thinking she was to the mall, but no. She was in line at farmacy for 1 hour for almost nothing
>she probably got it and infected me and our kid
>why? why they are so stupid? (oldish fag here too)

I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING WHITE

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Does Ted Cruz deserve to die?

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If you're going to half-arse lockdowns, why bother?
>PSG fans couldn't go in the stadium last night, but they were still loving life.
twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1238013598343016448

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Hopefully him and the rest of AIPAC

I'm ready

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why is he portrayed like that when he is in fact an unhealthy fat old man?
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if Milania has sex with younger men an he agrees with that.
A fat man can never be a good leader.

svt.se/nyheter/vetenskap/begransat-antal-tester-for-covid-1
>equipment for testing patiets suspected of having the coronavirus is running out.

reddit.com/r/sweden/comments/fgp0xm/1177_och_folkhälsomyndigheten_är_ett_skämt_när/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
>people who call the 1177 hotline need to wait +50 minutes to get an answer and might risk being denied testing even if they say that they have all the symptoms. The hotline is overcrowded with calls from people trying to test for the virus

samnytt.se/platsbrist-i-intensivvarden-patienter-som-vi-skulle-ha-raddat-for-tre-veckor-sedan-dor-nu/
>Sweden only has around 500 intense care hostpital beds in total

svt.se/nyheter/utrikes/senaste-nytt-om-coronaviruset
>there are already 486 cases in total

svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/varmland/militaren-ska-stoppa-onyktra-forare-i-varmland
>military police is being deployed to "stop drunk drivers"

>the risk of the virus spreading has been increased to high

>WHO is now classifying the virus as a pandemic

>first death in Sweden confirmed

things are starting to get out of hand/pol/. I don't think our government can handle the situation if it gets too mich worse.

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She's probably not infected, the virus hasn't even infected 1% of Romania yet. It's not Italy

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You guys are fucked, hope you stocked up and food.

>just a flu that gives you PNEUMONIA

>why is he portrayed like that
because Ben Garrison is an undercover faggot for Trump. I just think his art is funny.

hey

rare duo pic

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That's it I'm fucking done with this place. Everytime I come here I end up feeling worse because you're all fucking Doomsday scenario faggots. Making me anxious and stressed which will probably make me more vulnerable to the virus.

Fuck you all. Hate you. Also what's with making some anime Corona women. Only fucking Yas Forums could do that. Making a virus sexy. How fucking pathetic are you.

Shills are getting lazier and dumber by the day. If you really think it's fake, please produce at least some circumstantial evidence.

3 more in Poland, total at 47 now (50% increase from yesterday, we're heading to the top of the list)

Reposting, didn't realize thread was almost kill:
>Railroader here to give some info on supplies and freight in general. Currently we'd be ramping up, working overtime and staying on top of locomotives in need of repair. While freight and such normally slows any election year this one isn't normal. The number we were quoted is don't expect overtime till 3rd or 4th quarter this year at best. Along with that a number of locomotives went straight to storage if they needed major work done. What this all means is our railroad isn't doing enough business to justify limping along locomotives that like to breakdown due to age, and the suits at the top are worried about profit margins. Since the railroads are considered critical infrastructure due to just how much freight we move a day keeping America running the outlook isn't good unless something drastic happens. Couple that with most the guys here toeing the Trump "it's just to make me look bad!" and "it's just s flu!" except things go south fast.

OC with virus variant for a maple syrup nigger

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Donald's Jewish son-in-law is now in charge of the United States coronavirus team. When will the world nuke us?

> Jared Kushner is holding up action by the coronavirus task force — because he has to do ‘research'

Vice President Mike Pence may be in charge of the coronavirus task force, but apparently it’s Jared Kushner that’s holding up any meaningful action because he’s busy doing “research” on it.

Politico reported Wednesday that there’s no progress on acting about the virus because they’re waiting for Kushner to learn everything. Kushner isn’t a doctor, nurse, medical professional of any kind, nor is he an economist, and it’s unknown if he even took an economics class in college.

“There’s no deadline for a decision, but one of the people familiar with the talks said the task force will not give [President Donald] Trump its final verdict until Jared Kushner, the president’s senior adviser and son-in-law, finishes his research and comes to a conclusion himself,” said Politico.

I've never seen you in real life, you probably don't even exist either.

How do I download the nothingburger archives? There is no way anyone is downloading all the files one by one, there must be thousands of files there.

Guys... is this Kek's final form?
Having both the market crash and half the world population killed off, is this what he wanted??

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add coronavirus to that list

i need to talk to this guy

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Any place where one can buy reusable efficient masks in europe? I don't trust chinkware

GOD DAMN does it feel good to live in TN. Took me 30 minutes to buy a gun for the first time from stepping foot in the store to leaving fully armed. 10 minutes background check for 10 bucks and that's literally it.
Must feel bad to be Yuro, how's your bow kit holding up?

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I apologize, Xi Jingping takes not one but SEVEN black cocks in his ass each night
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Go back.

we had around 50k fleeing from infested areas in Italy back home. Only 12k were caught in time and asked to stay in self-quarantine at home, many did not respected that and went around to visit their relatives celebrating their stupidity. Also they hit the stores and pharmacies for supplies. Is everywhere now, just not detected.

We have 1200 tests + 3000 ordered for 20-21 million people. US had around a couple million tests for 350 million with more to come weekly...

At least school are closed

I'm sorry that china is simulating their numbers to make it look like they are getting past it. I only wish Xi Jinping was still alive to do something about this.

>Sweden only has around 500 intense care hostpital beds in total
>there are already 486 cases in total
IT'S OGRE

fuck you nigger I'll beat my dick to anime virus girls as much as I want.

> Filename: Ebola-Chan on Christian Altar
maybe he's that guy that has Ebby-chan as his tulpa

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>cargo transfer
Trump said no goods/trade during address and then untwatted it

twitter.com/CoreyCiorciari/status/1237930884789161984

So, panic buying continues steadily in Denmark right now.

EVERYONE is SO FUCKING SALTY that people are clearing the stores of essentials. I am enjoying it immensely, since I've been warning people this would happen for WEEKS and no one listened.

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Be easy, bro. This is good news for you: Corona will help solve the problem of aging problem. Your sluggish gov can't resist the rape anyway, so just enjoy it
Now I'm glad to see the world burning. Western countries are paying the price for their slow response, the medical system will inevitably collapse.

Uhh...guys?

reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/fh6b8e/shot_in_the_dark_have_any_of_you_gotten_unusually/

Read all the comments. The implications here are downright fucked.

All these people reporting the same symptoms in the same time frame. This shit has been spreading since December.

We are not at 200 cases in the US if this is true. We now have potentially hundreds of thousands if not millions of current cases spreading.

How many people have been dying of pneumonia that were not screened for Coronavirus since December or earlier? My grandpa died of pneumonia a few months ago...

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Your family will die Cheng, CCP lied if they promised to save them

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theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/12/what-australian-governments-coronavirus-stimulus-package-means-for-you-explainer
>Around 6.5 million lower income Australians will receive a one-off $750 payment aimed at boosting domestic demand in the economy, costing the budget $4.76bn.
>The payment will be made to all social security, veteran and other income support recipients and eligible concession card holders. This includes those on Newstart, those on a seniors card, and families receiving family tax benefits.
All Aussie NEETs are about to get $750 autismbux because of Corona-chan.

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> be olderfag
> discover women are turbonormies
dude
anyway godspeed. be well

Yeah, while contracting the virus. What's wrong with you

Don't Pope Open Inside?

Pence said we had millions of tests last week, but the tests never arrived. He's said that millions are arriving this week by Friday, for real this time, so hopefully this time it's true.

In actuality, the entire US had performed ~9000 tests, and that's including the cruise ship people. Each state is now rationed to 120 tests per day

10 more patients in Thailand.
All of them got infected from a Hong Kong "friend" while they were partying.
News said they were drinking from the same glass and smoking from the same cigarette. I'm 100% sure they were having an orgy.

this virus is going to fuck up countries like Japan where a great portion of the population are boomers, it will accelerate Japan's alarming depopulation and will decrease the already low fertility rate. these are not good news nipbros

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Is the pope dead yet?

Hello sirs what exchange sell coronacoin, many rupee moon soon

Tell us more railbro. How many guys getting sick would it take to kill supply lines? What about failure due to a drop in business? Can the government step in to keep the trains running to deliver essential goods?

>9 out of 33 infected in Colorado are from Australia.
Just had to come and hit some nar pow.

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the word is "pharmacy" you stupid hick

>Normalfagging, the post
summer didnt even start user. I alsonallways feel worse about the situation. Maybe I am feeling worse then it acctually is. But fact is that the mainstream media and therefore all the plebs unironicly think its just a flu and its spreads faster because of it.
Its better to be to carefull then not carefull enough right now. Just progress into the acceptance phase and enjoy the show. I am literally expecting people I know to get hospitalized and even die, but I cannot change that anymore and am looking forward to this mayhem with a smile on my face.

Declared pandemic yesterday

What we know about this coronavirus:
1. Genetically engineered based on CoVZC45
2. Short-term fatality rate outside China is around 4%, 40 times higher than a normal flu
3. More effective on people age 60 years old and above, less effective on young and children
4. Virus is able to pass from mother to new born baby
5. Virus is able to breach Brain Blood Barrier
6. R0 is about 7
7. Virus can be active on surface for about 10 days.

What we're not sure:
1. Possible re-infection. So far this hasn't been determined due to inaccurate of test kits (thus the definition of recovery)
2. Fatality rate in the situation of re-infection

Cheer up Shlomo, only four more years!

>there are already 486 cases in total
We have 630, and a much smaller population. Looks like we are in the lead this time.

Montana unironically had some of the earliest US cases IIRC

I'm not leaving my house for 3 months I have enough pasta and beans to survive the apocalypse.

I think I'm gonna move to the Philippines, it seems much more peaceful there. America seems like a future warzone and I'm not waiting for that. Philippines have only like 20 cases, plus there's no SJW or social media bullcrap, it's just a simple life.

It's easy to find a wife there too.

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>We are not at 200 cases in the US if this is true. We now have potentially hundreds of thousands if not millions of current cases spreading.
so its not that deadly unless you're a crippled 80 year old dementia patient with no kidneys.

Cringe

Source: trust me mate

I'm not convinced girls poop

>goddamn japan.
>goddamn meme flags.
>goddamn nothing burger shills

its already a pandemic fuckface

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The Bat Queen in China, Shi (who studies and writes a ton of articles on SARS-likes from bats), said it was probably going around earlier than November in China by quite a bit.

why would Shlomo be unhappy that his puppet won?
you MIGAtards make no sense

Sounds a lot like here in Germany. Our healthminister currently enjoys he morning buttsex while sucking cock.

4)false
7)false

MORE SPAM FOR THE SPAM FORT

Depends what they look like

Melania only fucks Trump because she's faithful. He had more sex in his life than you will have in one hundred lives.

Yeah that would be pretty cool if it also came with living in an ethnically homogenous society
I also have a shotgun with slugs, buckshot and a semi automatic hunting rifle albeit it took a little longer than 30 minutes to get them

Why do jews vote for Democrats if they like Trump so much?

why is it peaceful here?

Same bro. Had to go today at opening because my retarded roomies refused to buy in advance. Have food for family for 2-3 months though. People looked at me like an alien for wearing a mask and gloves, idiots