German stock market opens in 10 minutes

I hope our governments go broke and all the shitskins can't get their "pls dont chimp out bux"

hope you had it all in reichsmarks

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-6% confirmed

This.

What indices are used for after hours futures trading?

>LET'S GO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Who are you going to war with this time?
The US, India and China?

>the end is just the beginning

The world is watching you Hans.

>World War 1
>World War 2

I've chatted with many Germans over the years. They always say with a wink and knod they are back.

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>it never ends and it never begins

Get ready to lose all your saving and pension

Yas Forums pink levels are below 10%, keep buying high.

The germans are my favorite foreigners on pol. Dont even know why since half the time theyre annoying turks

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Oyy veyy mr.goldstein. You really sniff out these threads pertaining to money very well.

I think they'll mix things up a little, and march through Belgium

Mummy merkel BTFO

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?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S HAPPENING! EU COLLAPSING! THIS IS WHY THEY WANT US TO DIE OFF CORONA!

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Holy shit

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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"modern life is fucked, we need another world war" is what you hear from ordinary Germans for the past 15-20 years
>not attacking the heart of darkness directly
Israel
god damn i hoped it was more severe

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youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

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Can I get an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

why can't it just open -30% for once, this -5% is fucking boring

Is that bad? I thought europoors do not buy stocks.

BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

ho you think you stupid fuck

Thank leader Merkel and her socialist regime.

I think there is some automated system to stop that from happening. Futures trading was automatically halted a couple days ago because it dropped to low.

Get ready to take the blame kike.

Do you guys halt trading there too?

Germany doesn't even exist anymore. Trump said as much

Man just how many machinations have the boomers erected to make sure that their retirement portfolios never drop? What's next, they will start banning sale of real estate if its price starts dropping as well?

nope

Good luck Hans.
I hope you're well prepared

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awww thats /cm/ tier right there

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>god damn i hoped it was more severe

>-8%
>I hoped it was more severe

Bro, in trading anything below -7% in a single day is considered critical. If it pushes below -10% for example a circuit breaker kicks in.

Get ready to see the decimation of your race again, Juden.

20% is the third circuit

Bid all your property to MERVAL in Argentina.
you're the winner.

Looking good lads

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When the real estate market fails the banks get "bailed out"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Economic_Stabilization_Act_of_2008

ACHHHH DU LIEBER!

MEIN EXPORTEN

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Sold all stocks I had just bought in the beginning of the sell off. Lost 800 euros...
If I had kept them until now I would have lost 20K euros. Pjuh

How Can Stocks Be Real If Money Isn't Real

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what a time to be alive

oof

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Sweet. No survivors.

holy trips brother

what did he mean by this

exactly

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Oh wow. It’s still early in the day, too. Plenty of time still but impressive nonetheless.

What a try hard teenage nigger

BRAKE THE CIRCUIT NOOOWWW

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That's only a US thing since the bond market exploded in the 80s, specifically as a reaction to that crash in 87
I dont know if any other country does that

JUST

Oslo

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Many countries copy the system actually to stop wave mass selling.

Also, the Norwegian Krone NOK is crashing

>Dow futures -1000

Will USD and EUR go under?

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