Oh hey user

You forgot guns

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Madshit, plentiful of toilet roll available in Long righ now

Nigger-tier prep, user. 4 days at most an you die.

>Only 20 rolls
Look at this faggot over here.

Replace the ramen with air-dried ones before it turns rancid.

So you're the fuck wit that bought my toilet paper

Posting my stash. Will go buy more over the weekend.

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explain to me the point of this or what exactly you expect to happen? you expect that if everything gets shut down and people can't leave their house the government will just let people starve to death?

You're set up is better looking than most supermarkets I go to. Faced up and shit like a pro.

1 roll lasts me a month user.

Cute stash. Wish that were me though desu. A little can of beans or spam just sitting there on that shelf waiting for the big day. The day that OP realizes it's time to feast and he cooomsumes. The look on his face as he realizes he only prepped for a week at best. He reaches for a tissue but he didn't buy enough TP. There I watch on the shelf. He'll be dead before he gets to my spam. The niggers are at the door. They could hear OP drop the soap from several blocks over. Prepare for the corona pozzing.

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APPAULED!
Don't touch your shit!

That can last you a month. But you might be stretched a big thin

>you expect that if everything gets shut down and people can't leave their house the government will just let people starve to death?
This faggot thinks governments are even capable of organizing a nation wide factory to house logistics chain HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You can only use one gun at a time though.

That would last a female 2 weeks

why the fuck would you buy shin ramen for prep? way too spicy you will need more water then.

You don't use much toilet paper at home, when you mostly shart at mart.

so what, you survive a month on cans of beans and then what?

>kosher table salt

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Who gives a shit about my food

Gonna flex on you faggots

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Shouldn't that milk be in the fridge?

You have multiple guns because you can arm your large white family with them. You do have children right user? At least three sons and you should make it through this alive.
youtube.com/watch?v=qYl58yK4znE

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ay man why you gotta do me like that

just spent $600 at supermarket on my prep, shits fucked

its cow in the cupboard....

it should be fine until he opens it, it will just be warm so taste bad.

long life, best before date on them is october 2020 - so they're fine

Everything in the Australian MREs is available to the public except the the retort entrees.
So I have the dry ingredients to make my own mains.
Other than that, this was basically copied from Steve1989's CR1M video.

When this all blows over and I don't need this stash I will be eating a lot of lentil soup.

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Be prepared to defend what you have as others will want to take it

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Cant you just find a chink horder, beat the shit out of him and take it?

>Cow in the cupboard
That's cute.
Digits confirm. I'll have to get some for my stash.

Best I can do. Getting firearms here involves letting zogbots search your house whenever they feel like it.

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Good job user, you have solid 8-10 days worth of calories there... Hope you can figure out how to digest toilet paper

At least you have a crossbow. The only thing I have to defend myself is a machete.

what make is this?

Start with your neighbors' pets.

>don't need toilet paper when you run out of food

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Shin Ramyun
The patricians choice

Why not go buy a gun?

I don't get why retardes hoarding
It's not like food is saving you from not getting it

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Who’s more prone to catch it?
The user who bought a months worth of food and now doesn’t have to leave his house?

Or the retarded German who’s going to the supermarket every week amongst a sea of retards when there’s a government mandated quarantine

Jaguar 175lb draw. Think I paid about £100 for it.

lol BTFO

Loner nofrens detected

Your stash is terrible. You're not going to survive.
This is very good for foodstuffs, you won't go hungry.

its not about getting it or not, its about supply chain reliability

>hehe I am safe
>*dong dong
>oh my package just arrived
>as long as I don't leave the house I am safe hehehe
>please sight here sir, coof coof

Dong dong?

Probably a drug related felon. ZOG war on self manufactured narcotics has screwed over many, many Americans and their god given right to own a firearm.

Food stash is good but what about water user? You can go many days hingry but three days dehydrated will kill you. Hope you've got plenty of water bottles stacked on top of eachother and emergency tap water too.

Better than nothing by far. Point that at someone and they won't want to fuck with you, unless they've got something equal or better.

It’s not bad user. Do you have a baseball bat and other shit as well?

>tfw I made my house water, food and energy independent a week before the outbreak
Now I just need to set up some traps/barricades along the fences, put up some lighting, build some firing positions and get a decent 5.56 rifle and optic.

Ding dong

Nice, one well placed shot to the chest will put down a looting nigger, but that's only one you can't magdump and easily reload. Hope you got a reliable melee weapon.

>shin ramyun
Mah nigga.

I have 100 L of water and 25 L of long life milk.
So if there is an actual problem which requires water things will get bad real quick.

At this point I am assuming that there won't be a water problem. Or should I say hoping.

Bing Bing Bong

I have 200 days worth for my dad and me. I've killed the cats since we only had a month of supplies..
Cry for me Desu.

Too expensive for me currently

While electricity and water is still flowing at the beginning of the shitstorm you should be copying lots of survival shit from google to a journal like how to make a successful fire, purifying water with rudimentary items etc and refilling all your bottles with tap water, hell even fill your bathtub too wity that special plastic bag specifically to hold a tub size full of water preventing it from going stale.

works out to be 100,000 calories, so should last 50 days at full diet

shin raymun is pretty good i'd air out the glock for that loot.

In this particular case of coronavirus, worst case scenario is a 2 weeks quarantine, 3 tops, so I don't think you really need much.

I've got a big Crocodile Dundee tier knoife but I think I'd make it into a spear if it came to it.