/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1935

centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/scenario.html

I know this is to foil but isn't it odd they practiced some identical shit last year ?

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I honestly wish this virus really was lethal so it'd kill happooners

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Thanks future self.

>falling for the n95 jew

Question for anons who live in super nogged areas (Baltimore, Detroit, Atlanta, etc)
how are things going over there?
Are there riots or lootings happening yet from the normalfag panic?

Way too late to be buying a gun

The original rather than the imitation

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Belarus 12 science yesterday

Ouh, baby :) Im comiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :) Today WHO Said that im welcome everywhere

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donald jr. - tell us how your dad is holding up. He looked sick tonight.

nobody told us there would be a test

>I REPEAT MY FELLOW DANES
I REPEAT MY FELLOW DANES
>I REPEAT MY FELLOW DANES

THE SUPERMARKETS ARE BEING EMPTIED OUT AS WE SPEAK.

THE TP IS ALREADY GONE.

ALL CANNED FOOD IS ALREADY GONE.

STAFF HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF THE LOCKDOWN, THERE WILL BE NO NEW FOOD SUPPLY COMING IN, IN ABOUT A WEEK FROM NOW, COUNTRY IS PREPARING FOR COMPLETE TOTAL LOCKDOWN.

>I REPEAT MY FELLOW DANES
I REPEAT MY FELLOW DANES
>I REPEAT MY FELLOW DANES

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I wish this virus were a batburger that slaughtered only heathens. I hope it is anyway.

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Making custom hazmats and Corona hazmats for a lil bit, hit me up frens

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>all the people riding the bus in a pandemic

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>trump bans air travel with europe
>not with israel
>not with uk
>not with sea asia
atleast we wont get infected boomer mutts

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India bans foreign travellers till at atleast April 15th
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/india-quarantines-itself-from-world-for-a-month-to-fight-coronavirus/articleshow/74584811.cms

plz user, beenz-boy needs to survive.

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fren pls can you hazmat the Bog

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Why are you Americans so stupid?

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How long until this kills as much as H1N1?

>inb4 it doesn't need to because it hides in the nervous system, can reinfect, or cripples your lungs beyond use that you dipshits get from unconfirmed research from 3rd world countries

Low energy trump just fucked over the market with his sniffle ridden speech last night. He had to backtrack an hour later on twitter to say trade wouldn't be affected.

He had one opportunity and he blew it.

How does it feel burgers to be led by such an idiot?

Why is there like 6 different designs of Corona chan?

OC

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> just can't stop cooming to fantasies about Corona-chan giving me the cbt treatment
> or vo.re
> or Her being a merciless succubus

it's the stress of a fucking extinction-level event, isn't it?

when the USA throws down, everyone follows in sync...like clockwork

She cute

Ok I'm convinced how many boxes of cornflakes should i buy?

We're just hiding our power level. We're at least better than Krillin right now.

>blocks your path

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Well, well, well

We have 6 new so it's 18 for Serbia

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just do a 360 and run away

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>why are americans stupid
why the fuck would we believe this shit? fuck off

do you think the Dinosaurs jacked off the comet that killed them?

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T-That's racist.

We.are.all.going.to.die
D.A.K 2020

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>tank it

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Because there are 330 million of us.

Cope more burger

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A guy I knows step brothers friend's uncle went to Italy and his eye balls popped out of his skull and all his blood shot out of his anus.

Thanks bro and if its not biting my nails its playing with my nose or something. Im fucked in that regard

Just waiting to see the inevitable first bankruptcies of the airline companies

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let's hope intrnet goes down for a good amount of time so none is reporting.you ll probably die from boring nothingburher.no go quaqrantine your ass and die in a corner.you are tired,you need sleep goy to work and pay taxes

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Fake and straight.

>when the USA throws down, everyone follows in sync...like clockwork
India’s ban preceded ours and it was more restrictive from the outset.

Does boiling the tap water even work????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don how do you feel about your sis, Tiffany, being blacked by a Nigerian sand nigger?

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fake and gay

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It has more pixels than Jap porn

If I get Coronavirus and die
>get out of loans
>never have to go to dentist
>never have worry about a job again
>not feel ashamed for not having wife and kids
>go to heaven because I didn’t kill myself

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Big if tru

He's in perfect health, he feels great!

Yes of course it would

So how many Jews and wannabe Jews killed themselves today?

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Based. Never reveal!

There is some activity here.
youtu.be/Tf-4zQADLS8

today will be a fun day if you didn’t short boeing stocks

Only if you die without mortal sin
you've confessed recently right?

Based

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Aren't Nigerians just regular niggers?

The ak was a hell of a platform

The scariest part is that the virus is like a lottery, except sometimes the prize is coofing to death, if you have weak lungs or are a boomer. Also seeing as it is completely out of control, a mutation is very likely

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Bet you Wayne's mate works at nintendo

This was made. You think this is natural?
>lmao
Let's talk in 2 weeks....

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Based.

Not happening.
It's a short term situation and investors know it. Worst case some struggling airline gets bought out for a fortune

What the fuck how does that Jew slave trump get away with banning EU travel but not the UK as if it's any different

YES

Poor Omaha. They did nothing to deserve it.

It's not like he's breaking new grounds of idiocy just recently, so it doesn't feel any different than the last four years.

I like the attention to detail with the flag changing sizes and getting lighter and darker.

Thanks for contributing. I've been awake for less than 15 minutes and that's two stupid Americans I've seen. It spreads faster than Corona-chan could even dream of.

>hello my fellow danes, begin stockpiling consoomer goods

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Nice

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Iran is over 9000!

Australia is Mr Satan.

Fed here. Confess your criminal intentions, please.

Here fren

Yeah

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i mean those asian clusters are just the large population centers in the us

everyday it get better

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*180 user

> that pic
why not go back to chlorinated water again just like WW2

its mutated several times already. keep up with the china news. viral infections will mutate based on the environment they are present in.

Italy really did switch sides to the nurglites. Who would have figured?

Please be troll plese be troll please be troll

Imagine knowing about Wu Flu and riding any public transport.