Gday lads
>'Close air borders' experts agree with AUS/POL/
baka.com.au
>Close the borders already Scomo you faggot
dailymail.co.uk
>Krudd shills for china (as usual)
baka.com.au
>Suicide by cop
abc.net.au
>WHO finally call it what it is - a pandemic - too little too late
abc.net.au
>Waman cant handle being cops - should be left in the kitchen
dailymail.co.uk
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oursteps.com.au
sbs.com.au
twitter.com
Roll Call
>bust a nut guy/abo in alice springs
>gympill
>who adelaide?
>Gas the boomers
>”ITS THE JEWS” pasta
>Gimme a job or ill rope
>ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally user
>Coles sweeper breaking user
>tinder ROLLer
>who ready for the collapse?
>praise him (ASIO agents/ ABC Journo’s)
>how do i get an aus/pol/ gf?
>fuck off we’re full webm creator
>Friendly (and rare) reminder to get your gun licence guy
>what’s for dinner?
>wanting job at asio user
>jordies
>serial reporter of glowposts and bust a nut guy / roll call guy (me)
>the gf/the bf/the daily ride
>Central Desert Region user surrounded by boongs
>ausfag in USA
>Desert Lime Shilling Brit.
>tougher gun laws in QLD when?!
>US fag "fuck off we're fu-" poster with an image of australias population concentration on a map
>Q&A anime shirt wearing attendee
>Reminder to address to judge and jury in all your shitposts
>JUSTed user(s) (sympathy add)
>’checking in’ fag / meta poofter
>(followed by) “poofters fuck off”
>ASIO poster who uploaded screenshot which had ASIO login bookmarked
>coom for mommy
>guy that says he will an hero to get "no don't do it" (you)'s
>lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years
>'jannies can't stop me' user
>running for local government user
>fed up and willing to self doxx to create aus/pol/ political party user
>join the union fag / union shill
>user(s) who fingered a bird in a nightclub
>ASISinfo Tripfag
>It's easy to raise a family on one income, just grow your own food
>who /unregistered firearm/? glow agent
>who drinking?
>guy whose isp fucks up and gets the bong flag
>DSP neet in Canberra
>weird boomer anime figurine painter office government worker with lifesize trump cutout
>poster that pretends to be a superior asian and goes on about Australia and the US being Chinese land
>doomed by lollipop sign cunts schizo pasta
Am i forgetting anyone?
who wank to dead women?
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the wagies for their service.
Also more NEETbux coming.
servicesaustralia.gov.au
who drinking?
As long as Hanks is safe, everything is fine.
>Be September 2020
>Living under a bridge above a storm drain
>Society is in shambles from virus
>Eating tinned beetroot with fork
>All of a sudden gt 3.14 mangy girl calls out to me asking to share some food for 'comfort'
wat do lads, I want me food but its been months since sex
corona virus cases in australia
>updated
>updated
>updated
Hanks is gonna die, he is part of pedowood
Fuck Tom hanks
I busted a nut to the Morocco decapitation video. Hearing her scream for her mother gave me a hard on. She deserved it because she dressed like a whore. Is that normal?
shut your whore mouth
>Australian real estate is collapsing
>Australian real estate is collapsing
>Australian real estate is collapsing
MSCI Australian Real Estate Index (in USD)
What's the evidence for tom hanks being a pedo?
stock fags btfo
schizos on twitter
What options do we have for US-style food prepping with fuckhuge bags of rice/beans/oats, water jugs, canned soups etc? Supermarkets just have single serves for high prices in most cases
its beginning lads
20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense
lockdown choke points?
there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops
the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down.
makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities
wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there"
there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions
it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up
transport.tas.gov.au
"people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns aswell as cargo planes flying in NSW TAS WA, beef sales still steady even though our biggest export china stopped buying"
they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people..
doomed by lollipop sign cunts
Q user conspiracy boomers, schizos, pizzagate weirdos, idk i haven’t looked into it but they seem to think he is part of it
what's the evidence for ANYONE NOT BEING A pedo? none
Costco exists here
costco.com.au
send this to all your normie friends
Have both.
>lol so what that other countries have quarantines that will never happen to us here theres only 100 cases we'll never have to isolate and nothing will get shut down
REEEEEEEEEEE HOW DO I HIDE MY POWERLEVEL AND ALSO LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE RETARDED
i am surprised they haven't been robbed
Remember remember the ides of Marchvember
You can't set foot into costco without paying them $60 for membership first though, and there's no catalogues online to check out what they sell and how much they're selling it for so I'm still pretty dubious about whether or not they're worth it
necessity "Life straw" a tarp, rope, 10L water canister, backpack that will fit said canister a fixed blade knife with holster clothes- tight fitting "thermals or cotton pajamas" Tshirt, jumper, something waterproof, 3 pairs of socks, work boots/jeans, 2 pair undies "tight work loose slick"
food- purestyle is peanuts 1 cup and olive oil half cup perday consume together for taste and the entirety of any critters you find, bugs too cunt
impure style- is your staples of canned goods "meats" bags of rice and sugar
medical- rubbing alcohol tweezers fishing line/dental floss "stitching", sewing kit with hooked needle cough syrup to bring shit up "active ingredient guaifenesin"
Time to buy?
*Ahem*
Fuck Boomers.
Somehow my depression is starting to cure up.
Do you feel it lads? Do you feel it in yer loins?
Neets forever strong. Wagies forever weak.
I can't wait!!!
I just paid a bloke $100 to clean my gutters.
If $60 is going to break you, then I don't know what to say.
Post on normiebook with the address and watch the shares fly
fuckin A cunt wb
bet ya lovin Corona-chan's target demographics hey
Go to a cash and carry.
purchased supplies fren
>bet ya lovin Corona-chan's target demographics hey
I'm going to enjoy watching Boomers suffer a slow death from this virus.
Cool story, failure. You are seen as useful as old people lmao
I've been in a deep depression for about a week now.
WHERE DID HANKS GET INFECTED?!
I went to two supermarkets yesterday. No toilet paper to be found in Canberra.
walking around sydney for a couple of weeks. it must be going around.
>I haven’t looked into it but hold an opinion anyway
Fuck off and die cunt
My quarantine starts today, anyone else on day 1?
Forrest Gump gets the wuflu AIDS.
You only had to listen a month ago.
You made a choice, now you get to live with it.
Thank you for enabling my lifestyle, very much appreciated.
daigou chinkoids
I hate women. Women need to be bashed with iron bars and decapitated with meat cleavers. Is that normal?
fuck yeah lad
Time to buy your homesteads lads
day 4317 here
>You only had to listen a month ago.
THIS.
There was plenty of warning here and anyone who took heed of it is well stocked with all the essentials for the long haul.
He looks open for business. Used to be a lemonade stand but whatevs.
Lmao and thank you for failing at life and allowing me to get paid good $$ to shitpost on pol all day.
>Suicide by cop
>abc.net.au
Unconfirmed reports are coming out saying the knife man ws heard screaming "Allahu akbar" momnets before one of the fatal stabbings.
You can go in with a member. I think most of it is over rated but in Canberra the Costco fuel is a lot cheaper than the others by about 12c per litre. You can cover the membership by just what you save in fuel.
Why the fuck would you finger a bird and what was it doing in a nightclub?
What the fuck are you guys DOING down there?
>More than 6 million welfare recipients, including pensioners, carers, veterans, families, young people and jobseekers will get a one-off cash payment of $750 from March 31.
>"The biggest beneficiaries of that will be pensioners," Mr Morrison said.
Wow more handouts for boomers while the rest of us struggle and suffer from THEIR actions.
I stocked up over a month ago so haven't actually been to the supermarket. I have about 50 rolls of toilet paper left lol. I was grabbing a few more perishable items.
Gimme some (you)s or I'll rope
t. Bust a nut NEET
Chink neighbours coofing like fuck, but all their windows open as usual, high density housing so their window only 1.5m from mine (which i keep shut at all times) , guess they'll just die if i'm patient, i don't step out my side door less their windows are shut. I'm surrounded by chinks, lads.
Who here still banging gook hookers? Is it time to start shelling out for the more expensive white ones?
>Ba
>Sed
We could be so lucky.
Kill whitey! Kill women! Kill faggots! Kill chinks!
Wagie rage is always peak comfy for me.
Keep paying that mortgage and those taxes.
Work until you're 70
>great success
Catching some late arvo rays right now. I have faith the australian sun will provide all the vitamin d my pale arse needs to survive the coming winter. Suggest you boys do the same
Reverse image searched this and got here;
oursteps.com.au
Bunch of posts are blocked as member only so I just made an account and am waiting on verification email. Time to see what these cunts are talking about away from prying eyes.
Here's his wife 4 days ago. If you're in Sydney, you're already dead.
Get mangy gf. At least then women will be honest, it's not any different to society.
My stimulus money going towards white escorts.
The 15min rate isn't that bad if you accept some of the fatter ones.
so then Aus will be a white MINORITY
and be forever democratically cucked by foreigners
THINK...
>paying to coom
Can't think of a more pathetic act
Rape her
>asx down near 20%
I'm here for salt.
If its any consolation it looks like I'm getting neetbux and so is the wife. I'll think of your hard work when I spend it.
Coles servo Tuggers ya dickhead, not that you should be using that shit to clean your arse anyway - use water you filthy bastard.
You guys can just keep Tom Hanks, btw
I don't work, I'm a job seeker so I'll get it too. It's just a pathetic amount and more insulting is that boomers get all the focus as always despite this being their fault.
I can't stop wanking to pics of chinks killed by the corona virus. Seeing dead chinks gives me a hard on. Is that normal?
I'm only banging Korean sluts that have been in the country for longer than 4 months
Think of all the Hollywood types he could infect if we sent him back.
Who here gonna put their free $750 into savings just to fuck up the economy even more?
So is this $750 an additional bonus payment on top of my neetwage or is it just adding on more to my normal wage to total up to $750?
Fair enough. I'm just amazed they are doing direct stimulus after slagging it off for so long. Rudd must be just about dying of smug.
I gonna donate it to ISIS
the former I would say.
Fuck you really weren't 18+ at the time of the Ruddbux were you? It's on top, straight up $750 flat bonus payment on top, one off
keep us updated
>What's the evidence for tom hanks being a pedo?
He's been in Hollywood for 30 years.
Loan it to a bank or are you putting it under your mattress?
>scomo
its scummo, you double digit IQ LNP voting sub human
The time to hide your power level has already ended.
do I get this if I'm unemployed but not a dole bludger?
Found the Laborfag
>So is this $750 an additional bonus payment on top of my neetwage or is it just adding on more to my normal wage to total up to $750?
Wait what. Are you guys getting extra neetbux because of this? What a fantastic idea desu. How to make Norway do the same
>Who here still banging gook hookers? Is it time to start shelling out for the more expensive white ones?
I only get white because I'm not living on the edge
why you guys gotta talk so much shit about tommy boy?
im gonna buy some music equipment or put it torwards my next car ill purchase
thanks corona chan
Anyone who received ruddbucks is too old to post here.
lol $70 for a pack of toilet paper
fuck normies man
My body sure picked a great time to get an infection completely unrelated to coronavirus. Pray for me lads.
>Killer named after fatal stabbing spree in Melbourne's eastern suburbs
>Mohammed Ibrahim, 34, from Roxburgh Park, slashed a Protective Services Officer to the face at Jolimont train station earlier in the night and was shot dead by police shortly after midnight.
Yas Forums was right again
Two weeks lads. We have two weeks until full quarantine and shutdown. Learn from Italy.
>stocktake everything in your house
>make a plan for three months of supplies
>buy within the next three days
The wife and I get $1500. Thank you Corona Chan!