/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1934

Do we have any additional evidence showing that it stays in your system? Does that mean you'll have continued flare ups and reinfection? Is this only for a portion of cases?

In times like these our thoughts should be with our waifus

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Some good news finally. More are starting to pop up in the US

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>Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe for 30 days
crash confirmed
lol

norm fag,go to sleep,catch aq crocodile and play some playstasion.this is adult staff

>7 billion people in the world
>130.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just a flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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PRESS F.

FORREST COULDN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH THIS TIME.

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>COVID-19 is quite weak, 80% will show only minor/nil symptoms. WHO reports less lethal than SARS or MERS.
Is this true though, I legit have a minor cough, with light fever. I've felt pretty shitty for the last 3 days.

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He'll probably die since he's diabetic

>T.Hanks has literally airborne AIDS
Hope that Oscar was worth it

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Yas Forums meetup?

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If you don't have a couple of weeks worth of food on hand, I'd pop out to Walmart now while it's the middle of the night and pick up extras of what you normally eat (except for fresh fruit and veg). Right now I've got about 20lbs of meat in my freezer, plus several weeks worth of pasta, rice, beans, flour and sugar, which are all items I cook with on a regular basis anyway.
The NBA cancellation and European travel ban will likely spark panic once people start waking up tomorrow.

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Denmark is closing its public institutions
archive.li/1GSCT
Danes are going crazy with prepping after congregations of 100+ people have been banned
archive.li/rkc2f
Call a doctor and notify them and don't go to work, if shit worsens you should get to a hospital.

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EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT

Guys I barely prepped, I'm too poor to prep any more, I have no weapons (had a combat knife but it was stolen)
Is this really the end? I thought we had another 10 years left before the happening.
My city will be quarantined soon and I need to escape, I can't stay here, I don't even have my license renewed cause I was a FUCKING NEET
FUCK
I don't want this to be the end bros, i'm not ready. I THOUGHT 2020 WAS A GOOD YEAR TO BE NEET

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>MEETUP
>IN A PANDEMIC

not gonna make it

Apparently it only applies to air cargo, rather than cargo ships.

oh fug

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Keep in mind that 'mild' symptoms means coughing your lungs out and permanently damaging them instead of outright dying while on ICU

>Hubei re-opening business only 8 new infections
China released this shit knowing they could clamp it down after a little hit "punch yourself so it looks real" and that EU, USA won't be able to shut it down.
It's like something out of a movie plot but they really did it because they don't operate on stodgy old saggybones principles like us old empires, they have the hunger we had in old days like 300 years ago

is there a TB chan?

>München
>subway station
>2/4 doors are opened
>people still open the 2 closed doors with their hands
They want to become super spreaders?

>not posting the og
newfag

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how dare you. tom hanks is an american treasure.

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Er det der virkelig ved Buddinge Hovedgade? Det der vil jo bare forværre smitten.

For people who are deciding how to setup their three day packs:

youtu.be/id5Dy7v0OAY
youtu.be/-S6432GNvsI

I want this future.

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in retrospect i should have used more than one picture

no it means feeling a bit tired, and like 80% of people get literally no symptoms

plunge protection is going to get wiped out tomorrow. all the circuit breakers will trip.

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>vacation cancelled and cant buy a fucking gardenning gloves because some fucking chink ate a fucking bat for dinner
Fun stops here.

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You're retarded for believing China

*was

lmao, I am just shitposting, dont get mad fren. He will probably make it.

Panik køberne kommer til at se en enorm spredning, alle står 30cm fra hinanden i time lange køer

The absolute state of wagies right now

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WAIT TOM HANKS IS INFECTED HAHAHA

It's been so long since I've seen this game. Can't believe it's over a decade old.

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Bus driver here. I'm dead already.

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you're retarded for believing this just happened to them very unfortunately and hurt them real bad so sad

Already made mine and a backup for a family member. Working on a 3rd.

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Leave the EU, fuck off all the faggot muslim cunts that are leeching off your virtue signaling lesbian leaders. Grab a large ax and a gun then go to town on the jews. Problem solved! :)

Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Aru u ready? I have a video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :) Today WHO Said that im welcome everywhere

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WILSON I'M SORRY *dies coofing*

De fleste idioter ved ikke hvornår man skal forberede på krig, så de gør det når den er i gang. Det samme gælder her.

Sheet is about to blow up in Czech republic (And presumably Poland and Slovakia)

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I have a question. It's clear that countries like the US, Japan, and Australia have more infected than the official stats reveal. Will we ever find out the true number of cases in these countries?

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I'm always amazed that the Japs kept him alive for 3 months rather than letting him die.

Based. The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

>I've felt pretty shitty
Fatigue is a symptom - call your doctor asap.

If you call this virus anything other than COVID-19 per the WHO then YOU are a part of the problem!

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easy you just project the line a week or two ahead on the log plot. i'll attach gimme a minute

So is this shit a happening or will it turn out to be a literal nothingburger? Tired of hearing statistics on both sides that contradict each other, or one side saying the other has invalid sources. I just wanna know if it’s a happening or not.

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I did nothing but shitpost on an old imageboard

Likely not in America. So many people just don't go to the doctor because it's unaffordable, plus getting tested is over $1000.

the happening is happening.

I RAPED FIFTY MEN

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Good, I am at the point where I am just sharing resources with others on /cvg/

Unironically want to finish a landnav project when I am in lockdown.

>119.567 cases
>4293 deaths
>CFR 0.7%

Learn math!

WHO considers it being a pandemic.

Major nothingburger, just because everyone is freaking out about it doesn't change the fact that it has a .5% case fatality rate

>most cases would result in minor sniffles
Minor cases have a coof, not sniffles. Try harder next time.

Get tested.

Absolutely! It’s pretty obvious, really...
Now it’s gonna get hard to prove, but one thing though, many people won’t forget it came from them anytime soon.
And hopefully many industries will pull out of there for good.
We should cease doing business with them as soon as possible desu.