Brit/pol/ White House Burning edition

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>Boris Johnson will hold emergency COBRA meeting tomorrow to rule on shutting schools, banning football matches and telling everyone to work from home
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8100411/Number-UK-coronavirus-cases-soars-456.html

>Raging Binfire near Langholm housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Solo 45 trial: Grime artist convicted of 21 rapes
avonandsomerset.police.uk/news/2020/03/solo-45-trial-grime-artist-convicted-of-21-rapes/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>SNP scolded for interrupting OWN MP with rowdy behaviour as Commons descends into chaos
express.co.uk/news/politics/1253951/snp-news-ian-blackford-boris-johnson-parliament-live-budget-2020-latest

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
bakeryinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/22685/British_Pie_Week_2020_highlights_from_Higgidy,_Pukka_and_Pieminister.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=6cXdS_qVfUc
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51839106
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Bait has been set.
Let's have at ya yanks.

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>DONALD Trump has suspended ALL flights between the US and Europe except the United Kingdom for next 30 days due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Aww that's cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=6cXdS_qVfUc

>not having a binfire licence
>lighting bins on fire anyway
BONGLAND IN CHAOS

We've been setting bins on fire without a licence since 1812 m8

Based edition

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Non of them have come whining though, reckon they were intimidated?

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lads I'm very anxious to take the bus this morning, protect me

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Stand at the front with the drive like a spastic year 7 would on the school bus.

Brit/pol/ Firearm Census Time Lads.
strawpoll.me/19515983/
strawpoll.me/19515983/
strawpoll.me/19515983/

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No european in US

While there's only a few of us here lads.
I'm dealing the good shit, get at me if you need and I can give you mates rates.

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FUCK YOU THEN

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Fucking lol'd

You’ve mogged them la

Just keep fake coughing, nobody will sit near you

USA. USA. USA. You faggots bent the knee to gandhi. We have more nukes than you. USA. USA. USA.

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The only man who doesnt fear ol raul is our gazza.

You guys always seem to make OPs intentionally to attract burgers.

We enjoy beating them everyday.

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To be fair I swear an aussie posted the dabbing Chinese wasp exterminator that got killed as the OP Webm, that got nothing but yanks in that thread.

Raoul would never harm his brother

not even 7am here mate, neets are sleeping and the thread needs something to liven it up, burger tears suffice this need.

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I just asked him what do you think of the yanks gazza, this is what his reply was

>pic related

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kekd and saved

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Bump

Greggs for breakfast

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Honestly lads, you’ve got a couple of hours at most before Boris announces the “next step” of dealing with corona. Get out now and get anything you need still because this weekend will be the panic tipping point.

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Bamp

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Should I fly over to the UK?

Plane tickets are $400.

beat me to it, these neets.

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>UK expected to move to 'delay' phase

Why do you have a picture of some random Asian picking their nose with a key FOB in your folder?

It's called a bump mate

We’re closed for the next ten years. Sod off.

also
>picking their nose
aww you're so innocent

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you didnt do shit it was the canadians

burger education

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

So the US has banned all travel from Europe except from the UK, yet theres a few European countries which don't have as many Coronavirus cases as us. Odd.

Panic buying has now started near me. Pasta aisle was cleared out, bulk-buying aisle was cleared of food (except for tomato soup).

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There's countries in the EU which have less cases than the UK and they already closed down the school's

Weird

When do we start panicking lads?

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Have we banned travel from anywhere?

Shengen area. No passport checks.

Not as far as I can see, seems we are just putting known cases into quarantine when they arrive, but I saw an image the other day comparing Russian airport checks to British airport checks for corona, i'll see if i can find the image

>Came into work this morning
>One of my co-workers was coughing his lungs up
>I was expected to share a van with him for the whole day
>Told my boss point blank; No fucking way
>He said to shut up and get in the van or I can go home
>Packed up my shit and drove off

Lads, we're seconds away from work being called off anyway, if you see something you don't like, don't put up with that shit, do something about it.

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This is supposedly a Russian airport, to be fair they obviously have a lot of travel to and from China, but in stark contrast a friend of mine has just gotten back from Europe through Gatwick and he said there weren't any signs of checks being carried out at all.

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Ffs. Time they resurrect the notion of strong borders contributing to disease prevention.

Post bobs and vagene

>brit/pol/ fell for corona memes
hardly a surprise i guess

mfw paramedic in london ambo service starting monday

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Also you did the right thing

>>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail

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>attending to stabbed roadmen

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Dirty perv

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>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
>metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Stewart McDonald from the SNP said the move was a ‘shameful, petty and counterproductive.’
>He added: ‘Our hard working citizens do pay tax after all.’

snp has the power to give these migrants living in Scotland a £624 rebate to cover the costs of this, they could call it 'contribution to a great scotland rebate' for all the hard work immigrants do. they won't though, they'll just complain about it.

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Thing is every bit of info is dead valuable to me desu, if the majority of people still think the majority of guns are banned in the UK I want to counter act that some what, if others for instance don't want an FAC or SGC that's fine, just curious at the minute and will do whatever the data tells me.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT
WHO SO PRROUUULDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING
AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE?
OVER THE LAND OF THE FREE

AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE

Had one back in the day, let it go. Just shoot with club kit now.

Asking people, especially on this general, on this board, about their firearm ownership glows with the intensity of a thousand suns.

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>oy vey can you see

cringe

Dosen't make sense

are you the user making the 2.0 info-graphic for UK gun ownership?

Aye lad, trying to get through the Insomnia but aye, whilst I understand completely where is coming from, if the previous gun lad was ineffective, I want to know what is the simplest way of saying what one own and get in this country if they so want it.
Fair enough user!

What little feet!

>>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house
LOL
And i thought i fucked up going to the wrong house on valentines day

>At least three government departments have told some staff to work remotely on Friday in preparation for asking thousands of civil servants to stay away from central London offices if the disease spreads dramatically, Whitehall sources have confirmed.
>As Number 10 begins preparations for allowing most civil servants to work from home, some staff at the department of health and the cabinet office have been told to stay away but continue to work, sources said. Parts of HMRC are preparing to close on Monday and Tuesday, sources said.

This seems to be mirroring what my company has told us today, spent the past month and half slamming network upgrades into various datacentres to allow 80,000 staff to work from home.

Good on you lad, as soon as I finish uni I hope to buy pic related.
Hope coronachan doesn't wipe out Italia and make the prices go up a fuck ton.

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so when are we all getting quarantined

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51839106

>The Foreign Office has issued a travel update for British nationals in Italy, urging all remaining tourists to contact their airline operators and return back to the UK.
>People were still able to leave Italy without restrictions and airports were still open, the Foreign Office added.
>Italy is the European country worst-hit by the coronavirus outbreak, with the whole of the country currently in lockdown.
>Anyone who has returned from anywhere in Italy since Monday is being asked to self-isolate, even if they do not have symptoms.

Wtf why are they not being quarantined?

Top choice lad, that's what I will be taking with into the wilds of Wales when the shit hits the fan.

HELL YEAH. FUCK YOU BRITS.

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Oi mates, let's go get tea and crumpets and go to the Liverpool loo and take the trolly pollywog dooflely hogwash doffly