Holy shit. Every remaining POTUS candidate might get infected!
NY TIMES WRITER WITH CORONA SYMPTOMS MET WITH BERNIE SANDERS
Luke Allen
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Angel Gonzalez
habbening!!!
Evan Lopez
>pls pls someone LOOK AT MEEEE!
dumb fucking bitch
Parker Peterson
someone should infect the entire congress/senate
Jack Thomas
too late
Andrew Phillips
Grayson Allen
if Bernie, Trump, Biden all get it, I hope we get a Yang/Tulsi ticket.
Michael Price
Digits and Pelosi gets it next.
Grayson Baker
>off by one
Watch a REAL man get those digits.
Bentley Thomas
blocks your path
Ayden Wood
If bernie gets it, Biden also gets it. Realistically, how would it go down if both candidates die, then the president and VP dies. Do the elections get canceled or something?
Cameron Williams
Death comes for us all.
Blake Gutierrez
Trying to get Sunday's debate cancelled, so Biden isn't embarrassed. I can see right through these kikes.
Jack Collins
Checked. It’s finally happening!!!!!!!!
Nathan Wilson
Are the Berniebros going to kill her for infecting him?
Carson Robinson
>Every remaining democrat candidate will get infected!
FTFY
Socialist faggots who plan their debates in a bathhouse BTFO!
Dylan Smith
If the pres. dies, then the VP moves up and the House chooses another VP. If no new VP, then Speaker of the House becomes pres. That's Nancy Pelosi now. If both Biden and Bernie die before the convention in July, the Dems will choose someone else.
Juan Taylor
Pence will claim God protected him and burgers will lap that shit up
Justin Diaz
Unironically Ron Paul will be the first write in president and last president of the US.
Liam Wright
>hero saves west for another four years and dies
>outsource building statue of her to Chinese labor
Joseph Bailey
And just like that, Bernie cancelled the debate, dropped out of the race, endorsed Biden and retreated to his brand new house to recuperate.
Aaron Walker
Yang endorsed Biden, he could burn in hell for all I care now
Jacob Kelly
>her
I have bad news for you, user.
Democrat candidates are just as deranged as their constituents these days.
>Ladies and Gentlemen..
>I present the first fuckhole of the United States!
Dominic Sanders
PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz
Brandon Bell
Benjamin Wood
>her
Even better
Noah Green
>135,000 births today
>56,000 deaths today
>~4 million people are born every month
>~2 million birth surplus every month
>4634 Corona deaths over 3 months
>average Corona death age in Italy is 81
Tell me what's the deal?
Isaiah Jones
fuck off with that chink shit.
Parker Lewis
Why? He said he would endorse whoever the nominee is. Bernie got BTFO.
Jaxson Jackson
>the fat, purple-haired, still wearing mommy's dress party has now weighed in
>42% suicide rate
Those are ROOKIE numbers.
We can do better!
Isaiah Fisher
Fuck Tulsi. Why not Yang/Warren to REALLY make people mad here?
Nathaniel Garcia
Good. GOOD! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Angel Perry
>to REALLY make people mad here?
The best the vegan taco-munchers can do is nominate the LEAST meme worthy candidate.
Yang and Warren were obviously a loss for anyone wanting the most humorous election ever.
But Creepy Uncle Joe and Free-Shit Bernie are still in the race.
Lincoln Martin
Wonderful news! I hope she infected the whole news room and entire DNC. Entitled cunt. Staying in the same 5 star hotel as NBA players and all she does is write DNC propaganda
Kevin Ross
didn't he just have a heart attack? don't think he'll be recuperating for long if he gets corona
Ethan Williams
This is God's wrath. Corona-Chan got AIPAC & Hollywood. Kills boomers who made this fucked up world yet spares innocent children. Praise God. All hail Corona-Chan!
Jace Robinson
Speaker of the house. Fycking pelosi.
Brayden Jones
she'll be dead before November even without a virus
Sebastian Cooper
Bitch ran a train with the team
Aiden Peterson
LMAO. Mutt's law but you might be
right fellow burger
Christopher Collins
AIPAC hates bernie tho...
Henry Powell
>Claims headache started Saturday March 7th the same weekend she was infected
Doesn't it take days or even weeks before you feel anything?
Benjamin Torres
Yes but sadly many of us will now have to suffer. Living in Babylon has consequences.
David Martinez
You thought the digits were lying when they said Jill Stein wins 2020 and bans all anime?
Hunter Evans
Because of this virus girls won’t leave the house to fuck me . How can I have sex like you all tell me ?!?!? I’ve been successful twice but now they won’t hang out cause they’re scared, stop this shit , I’m never gonna get laid again wtf assholes.
David Sanchez
digits and all candidates get corona and are replaced by the Zionist Satanic New World Order
Henry Baker
>replaced by
Leo Allen
You guys are being retarded.
We've already had it. It's on the way out.
Jason Rodriguez
God I hate Elizabeth Bruenig. I hope she fucking dies along with her faggot husband and little dysgenic kids.
Luke Williams
Look up the complications that SARS survivors got. Coronavirus is a form of SARS. Nobody ever really recovers from it, the long term damage is no joke. And with 30-70% of the world set to be infected, it's looking pretty grim
Grayson Price
B-b-b-based. Kill that commie
Tyler Martinez
This shit seems way more contagious than they have said
Caleb Roberts
The VP doesn't get to name his own VP if the president dies?
Jaxon Garcia
>Only 2 BILLION faggots might survive
do you assholes ever think about the bullshit you spew?
Austin Clark
"The virus will not have a chance against us."
Carson Reyes
death to commies
Parker Ramirez
because biden is a republican and against damn near every yang stands for, unless yang doesnt have any convictions
Henry Peterson
Biden’s nomination is the most memeable we could have hoped for once hippie grandma stopped qualifying for debates.
Brayden Morgan
this*1000
Adrian Bell
Do you even read what you comment on you dumb fucking american hambrane? 2 billion surviving cripples are really going to make for a functioning society.
Thomas Walker
>Biden’s nomination is the most memeable
Creepy Uncle Joe will do just fine.
But is he really the best we could do?
Cooper Foster
Shits still spreading retard, exponentially.
When it finally reaches the 3rd world places where those stupidly high amounts of births are coming from, then we'll see a dip in population.
Hudson Moore
This. Millennial women are obsessed with making this global pandemic all about them
Ayden Harris
Will bernouts at least get refunds if he dies? It's not like he needs a 4th house once he's dead
Christopher Gutierrez
Not to mention it struck down China for its abuse of the Earth and her innocent animals. This is divine retribution.
David Long
No. His wife will take the money and run.
Brandon Lee
The naivety here is astounding
Of course he has no convictions
He’s a politician
He just wants power and wealth
Jesus Christ man, snap the fuck out of it
Jason Gray
>2 billion
That's more than the entire world population a century ago.
>oh, noes! what ever will I do without all the cheap chinkshit I'm accustomed to buying whenever I get bored??
Life can be rough.
Buy a cheap Chinese helmet while you still can.
Easton James
>Will bernouts at least get refunds if
Gavin Johnson
>he doesn’t realize this was Jeb!’s long-con all along
Brandon Stewart
That is a very VICE headline
Elijah Gonzalez
I actually kinda like Liz Bruenig based off of her Twitter, even if she doesn’t actually seem smart politically and she’s married to a dirtbag leftist.
But I think we’re all kinda flying blind on how exactly one gets coronavirus and we think that shaking hands once is automatic corona.
Dylan Jones