/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1933

give me a (You) if you think pic related is the most plausible explanation for wuflu.

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>events being cancelled for the first time in 80+ years
>international travel banned
>economies tanking
>entire countries on lockdown
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>00:33: First case in Mississippi.
hell yeah time to die

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*wheeze*

nothingburger confirmed

Memexico is +4 desu
we have 12 new cases

>IT'S A PANDEMIC AND THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT STILL HAVEN'T PREPPED

CONFESS

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If you've been here the 1900 threads you should have prepped. Tonight was when the normies woke up.

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Let's all love Lain

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OH NONONONONO IT'S JUST A FLU BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Despite being a bong yeah

I still have a dentist appointment next Monday.

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>Struggling to find a way to get more cheap fat/protein
>Realize I can just scramble 200 eggs tomorrow and freeze them all

Anyone here have reheated frozen scrambled eggs before?

Mexibros do you have weapons?
also, what is your plan? how do you are prepp?

>Cartels will be totally chimpin and create even MORE chaos

I went so far as to have my doctor write extra prescriptions to have a supply in the cupboard.

I'm leaving for the military soon, so no need to prep.

It's already a pandemic. I don't think it will be the downfall of civilization any more than the Spanish Flu was, but it'll be good business for undertakers.

If you haven’t yet and you feel stupid for not doing so. Do it tomorrow. Make a list right now after you read this. Take it as a wake up call.

I’m prepped but plan to top off some luxury things before hunkering down

This one. Faggot split the threads so he could use his gay logo.

>SNIFFLEZ!

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they will be your new governments.
wonder what cartel healthcare will be like. cartel hospitals, cartel ambulances, cartel clinics...

Your fault for living in a shithole like Mississippi.

you sir are a man of rare taste

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Keep your distance, please.

>tfw nothingburgerfags are gone because there is literally no hope left

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YUMMY CORONA CHAN PUSSY!

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>First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
Any idea where in Florida

I'm killing myself soon. So no need to prep

I do not feel threatened

One of our early cases caught it in mexico city lol in early feb LOL

probably be absolute garbage texture wise but if you need something to eat they'd be fine

Present day... present time!

Slant the eyes, yellow the skin, and have him selling a lab bat instead of showing off a vial and you've nailed it.

any thoughts? is it something you would recommend for home defense?

That's what I tell people about deenz. Try them before you go out and buy a half pallet

I WORK AT A FACTORY THAT MANUFACTURES PARTS FOR EVERY CAR BRAND IN THE WORLD, THE HQ FOR THIS COMPANY IS IN EUROPE

HOW FUCKED AM I???? THE COMPANY'S STOCK IS DOWN LIKE 40% WE HAVEN'T NOTICED ANY SLOW DOWNS YET BUT ARE WE FUCKED? LAYOFFS SOON????

Favorite coronachans? I'm partial to sickly/sick looking coronachan myself

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what are your options even loicense kun?

Maybe if you ask again and again in the next 12 threads someone else will figure it out for you

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>Hey grandpa, tell us what it was like living through the Chinese Plague.

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Imagine thinking that just because everyone is freaking out about this that it isn't a flu with a .5% mortality rate

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Didn't see it with ctrl+f but three TSA agents have been confirmed to have coronavirus and had it while physically screening thousands of passengers.
npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/11/814331110/3-tsa-screeners-in-san-jose-calif-have-contracted-coronavirus-agency-says

You DO have a boogaloo spot out in nature, right? Spent a few months getting a location together in the mountains

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Yes, not bad at all. 3030 is nice, although kinda expensive for what it is. You can also get one in 357 I think, but the ammo isn't much cheaper.
All in all, pretty fun. Has a nice old timey feel

idk, this general doesnt use a logo at all

there is no evidence it originated at the wet market because it was sterilized before inspection. the first exposure was at the wuhan railway station.
this was bioterrorism.

NSDAP EDITION
ALSO CHECKED

I’m spending half the year in Germany coming up

>nothing happened in my country
>no reason to prep and no comfy quarantines

Corona-chan, pls

everything with an international supply chain is doomed

I did, now I am debating buying a oxygen-ventilator machine lmao

How long does it take for the dead bodies to reanimate and eat our flesh?

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“I didn’t let me go”

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Must mean Orlando

Probably layoffs even if you get the parts. 40% is pretty significant.

>cost of flights for a trip I'm planning to take to next month have cut into 1/3 of what they were 2 weeks ago and have now hit the price of putting gas into my car for the trip
Hell yeah, saving myself a 20 hour roundtrip drive.

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Which one?

Depends on calibre for newer stuff though apparently very new models are back to being quality
Older are all lovely if well maintained

A-ACHOO

I hope it doesn't burn through all the cute mexigirls. I need one to host my brood during the apocalypse

rossi are fine if cash strapped, henry more expensive but quality and now, 160+ years later, have side loading gates, marlins gtg, Winchesters are japanese made and therefore infected

Give it a month

time to move to rural areas for time being

CUBA IS GOING DOWN
CUBA IS GOING DOWN
CUBA IS GOING DOWN
CUBA IS GOING DOWN
CUBA IS GOING DOWN

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Going fully remote work come Monday, not gonna leave place for months. Then once projects start to shut down, lawd the free time will be crazy.

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I have an axe and a rifle and an RV. I’ll wing it

Probably Orlando. Plenty of closer beaches than Florida,like Biloxi and Gulf Shores

You'll get spotted by drone and picked up for the FEMA camp as a potential spreader, if they go to the trouble at all of not droning you then and there.

I can't tell if you're serious or not. But please don't

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Mathematically speaking, out of 7 billion people, there has to be someone that's immune to this shit, right?

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The real issue is that everyone is panicking

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I’m lucky enough to love them, but yeah you should eat a can minimum of anything you prep to see if you can stomach it. You can cheat with bland stuff by prepping hot sauces or other flavor maskers but if you can’t stand the taste of fish or get sick if you feel grit in your teeth from fish bones you need to make an alternative plan.

Also don’t be a fucking idiot who buys only Tuna as your protein; it’s a good staple but you have to put some other protein in to space it out because of mercury issues if you planned to subside on it solely. Even beans works.

>flying during corona chan
nigger are you retarded?

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my visa ends at the end of the month is there a possibility to extend or get more time because of coronavirus?

If you can find one that was actually made by Marlin buy it. Remington bought Marlin several years ago and moved production shutting down the marlin plant. Those Remington made Marlins are lower quality. An R stamped on the barrel tells you its mase by Remington.

AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

Do it faggot

since the virus is chinese will the dead rise as zombies or Jiang Shi?

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>FEMA going to the trouble of search for survivors and not just napalming every first from Maine to Florida
ISHYGDDT

Some says Corona hates tropical climate.

And in their tongue they call him Viruskhin, Coronaborn!

HAHAHAHAH

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>I pretty much fapped to Lolis and ate deenz and didn’t go outside. Then when the pandemic started I just kept doing that

F

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>alright sweetheart, get comfy and take off your jacket, now come sit on my lap,

I was here for Wuhan emergency hospital building and still haven't bought a mask

>everyone is panicking
Have you had a conversation with anyone that isn't in these threads? 99% of the world is still utter retarded about this topic.

If it was bioengineered that incredibly small chance goes to near zero

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youtu.be/ap3-gu7nuJA

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VEGETA...

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Mathematically speaking, out of 7 billion people, there has to be someone that doesn't need oxygen to live, right?

I'm a remote worker, and young and healthy. I'm not worried about being sick for a few days nor am I concerned about dying, I'll just self-isolate in my house.

Americas fav pedophile is gonna die

youtube.com/watch?v=_6EZVFEC228&t=467s

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BUY A MAVERICK WHILE YOU CAN. ITS CHEAP AND BOOMER APPROVED

I'd say go with a shotgun for home defense. Lever actions are fun and all, but the ammo is something I find prohibitively expensive. Plus the over penetration would be an issue indoors.

And yes, birdshot is still a valid option especially within 10 yards. Don't listen to the retards that say "only slugs and 000 buckshot" or the "wax slug" people

This. E3 organisers panicked and cancelled this years convention (even though it was supposed to be held in June) while Tokyo will go ahead with the Olympics because the japs aren't insane (Tokyo 2020 is going to start even later on the 24th of July. By then COVID-19 will have faded away, just like SARS, Swine flu, Ebola and Zika.)

Wait at least until it's clear you're fucked, like your lungs are filling up and coughing up bubbles. Otherwise, you might be one of the survivors who get to buy 400 acre ranches for $25,000 after the culling.

Yeah exactly, everyone is panicking like a bunch of fucking retards and that's causing the issues.

And they would be retarded. All scientific evidence shoes that it slightly decreases her ability to survive outside the body and does nothing to decrease her ability to infect. It might slow her down slightly at best.

We didn't have an interconnected global economy back then. If this is spanish flu 2: electric boogaloo, the impact will be much greater.

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No need to buy one, when you can just loot them from dead boomers after they die from the virus.

Iranian mass graves

mobile.twitter.com/HeshmatAlavi/status/1237974123344736257

>having the hubris that got us here in the first place
yeah nigger you're retarded, time for you to leave

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Imagine corona chan letting off a big steamy BRAPP in your face

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0 cases

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It’s high but not 99%. Everyone is talking about it and some genuinely anxious mostly for elderly family members. Mostly business as usual though

Bejita......

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I have a 45/70 and it’s an amazing rifle