/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1933

Imagine thinking that just because everyone is freaking out about this that it isn't a flu with a .5% mortality rate

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>and they are dancing, the globe’s surface glittering with the flights of the normies grinning hideously over their canted profiles
>towering over them all is coronachan and she is naked infecting
>her small protein lively and quick and now in doubletime and attaching to ace-2 receptors
>small and spiked and brilliant, like a mote black sun
>she never sleeps, she says
>she says she’ll never die
>she bows to the preppers and sashays backwards and throws back her lipid membrane and laughs deep in her ion channel and she is a great favorite, the sweet death
>she touches her vector and the symptomless vessel of her gift passes palely under the borders and she swings about and takes possession of another nation
>and she pirouettes and makes an infection, two infections, dancing and destroying at once
>her proteins are light and nimble
>she never sleeps.
>she says that she will never die
>she dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite
>she never sleeps, the sweet death
>she is in, dancing
>she says that she will never die

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fuck chinks they've doomed us all because they think bats are food

So... It is happening. At last, it is happening...
May God have mercy upon por souls.

This is why everyone should smoke more weed, it's the one thing that helps.

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So, it hides out in nerves like herpes. Attaches to cells aggressively like HIV and Ebola, and can invade the brain to cause encephalitis? How is this not a man-made virus?

dear nothingburger agents and normie tranny fags.You win afterall despite the fact that we tried to warn people.Now the programming just started.You will be programmed to work and live strictly with goverments rules nomatter who you are and were you live.As always communist (this time china) took the bullet to make the happening so the reprogramm of humans gets started.We are ultimate cucked by a bunch of pedos masons elite(and who else knows) just by unleashing a man made virus that will reduce perfectly your mothers/fathers/grandmams/grandads and people with severe hell problems(and i believe this is just phase one for the years to come).I must confess that i enjoy all the crying of normies and traany masturbation machine anons because they believed (despite history learned humans the opposite) NOTHING EVER HAPPENS! we are like the homo sapiens colombus found when touch america and give their asses kindly.The goverment gives you iphone.netflix,internet ,a job and thats all,you are happy.Money money money talks everywhere,no family values,niggers and fucked up people are loved as gods.How did you think that would work to benefit u white brother.So enjoy the shit show.At least i ll keep trying to make them difficult to achive their purposes by any mean.So don;t be fooled,they didn't unleashed a virus just to kill some old people.when times comes you are next!The tiny freedom we had will be gone in the next months,a year and a half most.Climate change agenda and geek greta was much bigger plan
afterall

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you NEED to user, we want you here shitposting with us until the end. Be a fucking man and get aggressive. Some fatty mom take the last bag of rice? Steal it out of her cart, she hasn't bought it and it doesn't belong to her legally yet. Snatch shit out of peoples hands, cut in front of people. Learn to walk fast and how to find pathways through crowds quickly.
Many years of black friday has trained me for literally FIGHTING crowds

yo mama is such a whore she gets more around than the corona virus.

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Does anyone have that picture/text of the guy explaining his experience during the collapse of Yugoslavia in the 90's? Much appreciated.

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TOM HANKS

Can any prepperfags recommend some good MREs?

This happening is getting old. We should just all go out and get corona. Thin the heard then pick up the pieces from there.

I don't even trust the John Hopkins map since they changed it to just the state and not location.I saw the number go down, and it's barely updating anymore, I believe it to reduce panic.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN TOM HANKERINO WHO'S NEXT KEANU???????

>First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
Any idea where in Florida?

wasnt this virus supposed to have claimed 100k lives by now?

Is more a Satan’s made virus

It's an usual virus for sure, Spaniard. I am differently worried, but trying hard not to go panic mode. Hard not to when you keep reading about the shit this virus is doing.

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it’s so odd Tom Hanks got it.

>wasnt this virus supposed to have claimed 100k lives by now?
do you really believe chinas number?do you also believe goverments spare test kits to people that are already dead?One of the first corona patient in greece died.In a week things will be 10 time worse,not just doubled..

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Isn't he in Australia though? Seems like a likely place to get it.

Give me your best alternative medicine treatments? I need to save the world.

lead

Uhhh, the old folks home in Washington is 100% asians? Hahahah fuck off with that nonsense.

hiv drugs have many effective in corona it also means many faggots have lower chance infected.

super male vitality

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You might think that's the easy answer, but watch the 50mins of youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA
You'll hear 5 stories of loved ones that died from natural causes WITHOUT BEING TESTED because they had no symptoms and no fever. They all did however have complications such as stroke and embolism.
LifeCare is an acute care facility that they said normally would have ~7 deaths a month, while not saying how that figure adjusts for peak flu season.
Nobody is wearing any masks despite some claiming they visited their loved ones daily. One speaker says the patients were not quarantined and could be seen walking around.
You'll also hear stores from 2 people that did have their loved ones tested, come back negative, and are still alive.
You'll hear weird stories like being called by a nurse to say their loved one is doing well hours after they had passed.
They have weird fake emotions or reading a script and spend a lot of time complaining about the CDC and Pence.
LifeCare is in King's County, a county with 3x the national average of Asians.

Fuck off, Xi

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

BONE BROTH

Drive to Walmart now, bro.

I mean right now in my timezone it's almost 2. Those are of course 'RNH' at Wally World but they won't hassle you except 'to giggle at the white goofus stocking supplies' as they fill their carts with nutritionally dubious, processed foodstuffs.

And for the love of all that's holy focus on stuff you have to heat up and prepare first when you have it all under your roof. Beans, rice till you hate it. That way if the grid takes a shit those cans you saved can be popped and eaten with no heating needed. I can see a lot of retards focusing on canned foods first and saving the bland ol' rice and beans as a last resort... Only to look like assholes when the lights go out. So yeah, on that note get some fucking onions sauce if you don't have any.

Based and judge pilled

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

Been to Seattle it was nothing but chinks on the bus. 7 elderly chinks ran onto the bus pass the driver and pay device, he starting yelling at them "YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN," elderly chinks started rambling in chink, and he eventually threw his hands up in the air and kept driving. Seattle deserves to die 100%. I paid to ride the bus and 70 year old chinks who can't speak English just storm it and don't have to pay.

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Mods are in quarantine
post preps

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I can't imagine a single place they will be welcome when this eventually passes. Especially to people who fuckin' lost somebody.

Zim zam, AIRBORNE Virus!
Blood On The Risers.

I can recommend that you dont waste your time trying to order MREs or emergency foods as that shit is and has been sold out for weeks now. I ordered some MREs on FEB 24th and they were already backordered. People who buys MREs and emergency rations buy that shit in bulk a lot earlier than the rest of the population. That's the thing about preppers, they were stocking up the moment they saw Wuhan. That boat has sailed.

Argie thread baker has vanished the past few days. Bizarre he was on like 18 hours a day posting.

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Hopefully close to where my ex lives. She is a complete and total parasite living off of others.

the problem is we have take real number,but they gov really don't know how hardcore we are.so our number is unbelieve because nobody can do,real and cruel.

Neem leaf, garlic and turmeric with black pepper.

walmart is open 24/7
you have maybe until the end of this week before the real shit kicks off. either go or stfu.

I live 5 minutes from that facility, asians, yeah theres a lot of them but they are not the majority of the population here.

he was on yesterday for a couple of hours, don't lose hope

MREs are good food if you're on the move but absolutely shit if you're just sitting around. Better off with non perishables and dry goods if you're bugging in.

He was baking this morning

There's a chinese restaurant that has been advertising since Jan. All of them are going to go under, and they should blame their government and fellow chinks. I'm not eating chinese ever again.
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you do realise that lombardy is pretty much germanic stock, right? take this shit seriously you nut. nobody us safe from this, and your bullshit makes it worse.

so fags whatever don't believe our numbers and think just a flu!

Yes, I'm aware. Went through the army. I have enough canned and dried foods plus bottled water to last me ~ 8 weeks. After that it's over the mountains with my MREs. Speaking of bugging in, I've been thinking, the chances of an apartment fire are a lot higher during prolonged periods of this shit. You could prep for months and lose it all because some dipshit panicked and tried to barbeque in his living room downstairs.

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Arkansas confirmed it's first case, in Pine Bluff. They are already closing schools and the universities won't be resuming after spring break, instead they'll move to online classes.

huff fermented excrement fumes from a paper bag

>I live 5 minutes from that facility
hello neighbor

ccp closed some millions of people on quarantine,even locked doors with metal bars.How many died in their home?Do you really think these people count as coronavirus patients?of course not.Don;t mess quarantine with the real dead numbers....A major pandemic like this means burn whatever is infected asap...that's basic.Wuhan region is like chernobil now.virus is everywhere in the envirorment....still hubei on hard quarantine,it will never be normal in this part of china for decades

South Korea has tested 1/243 people
US has tested 1/38,695 people

South Korea:210,144 tests
US:8,554 tests

This is fucked so I made a graphic.

I went to my local grocery at 11pm loaded the boat with another 350 of rice pasta and beans...been loading since the end of January. The only woman in the store rang me up and was very kind and didn't give me weird looks.

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Thread theme.

FUCKkkking hell I forgot the image

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CBRN former Marine here. I got lucky and was able to pick through a lot of stuff slated for DRMO but I wish I grabbed more. They just shut down the uni here in Boulder so I'm getting ready for my own mountain trip here soon. Best of luck to you user, hopefully some retard isn't stockpiling gas cans in their kitchen near you.

>onions sauce
kek legitimate use of söy blocked

Jesus Christ.. what I’d like to see is a German tell a joke that’s actually funny. If any German posts in this thread without telling a joke they and everyone they love will die from Coronachan.